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Discrodia
Gallente Symbiosis International Moose Alliance
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Posted - 2011.06.27 13:43:00 -
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Originally by: Ingvar Angst You purchased a monocle simply because you fail to realize that you're spending $60 - $80 (whatever it is) on something that doesn't exist. You'll rarely see it, unless you spend most of your time staring at your avatar's face, and with a simply pull of the plug you'll have nothing to show for that additional money spent.
It's that simple... you failed reality.
I don't think that's in question. The question is how long it takes for him to realize how funny it is to hear him rage.
Originally by: anonymous WE JUST DID SCIENCE!
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ELECTR0FREAK
Eye of God
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Posted - 2011.06.27 13:47:00 -
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lol @ the guy who bought a monocle just to troll the forums.
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Posted - 2011.06.27 13:53:00 -
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Originally by: Butter Dog
lets look at the facts shall we:
1. you do not have a monocle 2. i have a monocle
therefore i am simply the better eve player than you, and also better in real life
fact
lets look at the facts shall we: 1.i have iq 2.you dont have iq |
Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.06.27 13:53:00 -
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Edited by: Butter Dog on 27/06/2011 13:55:30
Originally by: Ingvar Angst You purchased a monocle simply because you fail to realize that you're spending $60 - $80 (whatever it is) on something that doesn't exist. You'll rarely see it, unless you spend most of your time staring at your avatar's face, and with a simply pull of the plug you'll have nothing to show for that additional money spent.
It's that simple... you failed reality.
Once again, it seems to be you who fails reality if you think spending 1.5bn ISK is the same as spending real life dollars.
Everything you spend ISK on can be taken away with the pull of a plug, the monocle is no different. However the monocle is a symobl of superiority, it states "unlike you, I can spend vast sums on high class accessories". This makes me the better eve player.
You cannot afford it, which is fine, not everyone can be an elite player like me. ----------
~bitter dog~
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Shar Tegral
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Posted - 2011.06.27 14:07:00 -
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Originally by: Butter Dog Au contraire. I am a seasoned veteran and the monocle merely cements my position as being truly elite. If you think I am trolling, you are wrong. I support the monocle because it gives truly elite players (like me) the opportunity to showcase our vast fortunes.
At first glance this is a useless troll thread but I've flown with Hobos so I gave it a read any way. In the end Butter Dog is trolling, yes, but not the players with or without vanity items. He's trolling the vanity idea itself and doing a very fine job of it. It is just a shame that people sometimes fail to see that the "jester" is not always the fool. Imnsho well played Butter. PS: And he's right, for some of us it is just isk. Easily gained, easily spent. If your monocle defines you as better Butter (life or eve) than I agree with your self determination (delusion). Keep on keeping on.
Wealth, howsoever got, in Eve makes Lords of morons and gentlemen of thieves; Aptitude and intellect are needless here; 'Tis impudence and money that grants fame. |
Dr Geiger
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Posted - 2011.06.27 14:08:00 -
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Narcissism is a personality disorder in which the person falls in love with himself. The narcissist has got an inflated sense of self worth, he thinks that he is better than most people, that he is a superior person and that he is invulnerable. If one of your friends is a narcissist you can easily identify him by his continues talk about his marvelous achievements, his outstanding intelligence or his breath taking monocle.
or he could just be a tosser. Personality disorder is my bet though.
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Minigin
Undead Stuffed Bunnies
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Posted - 2011.06.27 14:10:00 -
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all hail to the monocle kings.
long may they reign in the realms of tranquillity! .
color poastar.
Revisal > Nice job trying to troll me but luckily I'm smarter than you. :D
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Zwielichtseher
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Posted - 2011.06.27 14:18:00 -
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Lol how everyone got trolled XD
But remember Butter Dog, now everyone knows you have an expensive item and they will kill&pod you so you will loose your precious monocle
Well have fun at the forums while you still have it :3 epic trolling xD
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Dretzle Omega
Caldari Ozeki Corp.
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Posted - 2011.06.27 14:19:00 -
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Edited by: Dretzle Omega on 27/06/2011 14:21:46 Monocles aren't my style, but I am enjoying my shirt.
EDIT: For those of you not getting it, here is a link to why you are wrong.
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Lara Dantreb
New Horizons
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Posted - 2011.06.27 15:29:00 -
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Originally by: Dr Geiger Narcissism is a personality disorder in which the person falls in love with himself. The narcissist has got an inflated sense of self worth, he thinks that he is better than most people, that he is a superior person and that he is invulnerable. If one of your friends is a narcissist you can easily identify him by his continues talk about his marvelous achievements, his outstanding intelligence or his breath taking monocle.
or he could just be a tosser. Personality disorder is my bet though.
Cool, you just discovered a narcissic avatar in a role playing game. You win
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Ingvar Angst
Amarr Nasty Pope Holding Corp Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.06.27 15:33:00 -
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Edited by: Ingvar Angst on 27/06/2011 15:34:04
Originally by: Butter Dog
Once again, it seems to be you who fails reality if you think spending 1.5bn ISK is the same as spending real life dollars.
Everything you spend ISK on can be taken away with the pull of a plug, the monocle is no different. However the monocle is a symobl of superiority, it states "unlike you, I can spend vast sums on high class accessories". This makes me the better eve player.
You cannot afford it, which is fine, not everyone can be an elite player like me.
One could also argue that having billions in ISK and not walking around with a monocle states "unlike you, I can spend vast sums on high class accessories but am smart enough not to".
Monocles don't accurately reflect wealth. They provide an inverse indication to the intelligence of those with wealth.
As an aside, one of the more entertaining troll threads in some time. Well done.
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Butter Dog
Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.06.27 17:04:00 -
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Originally by: Ingvar Angst
Monocles don't accurately reflect wealth. They provide an inverse indication to the intelligence of those with wealth.
You do not have the monocle, so obviously are not wealthy, so maybe you just don't get it - I will explain it to you:
If you are a truly elite player like me, and you have so much ISK that buying a monocle is like affording one round of Barrage M for the average player, then what do you do? Of course you buy the monocle.
This is simple logic. I don't expect you to understand this, because like most people in eve you are average and poor. That is nothing to be ashamed of, but your opinion does matter less than elite players like me, who have wealth. ----------
~bitter dog~
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Supay
Caldari The Littlest Hobos En Garde
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Posted - 2011.06.27 18:53:00 -
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The dog protests your use of his species.
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Marrl Shadowfall
Minmatar NED-Clan Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.27 19:14:00 -
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Edited by: Marrl Shadowfall on 27/06/2011 19:17:14 Butterdog monocle dude your awesome! 10/10
Dont listen to those peasants, they are just jealous @ your divine awesomeness
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AkJon Ferguson
JC Ferguson and Son Ltd Ferguson Alliance
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Posted - 2011.06.27 19:16:00 -
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I'm guessing you purchased the monocle for the same reason everybody else did. You didn't want CCP spooge leaking out of your eye socket so you bought an eyeplug.
You're like a 26th century "peg boy".
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luZk
Amarr Jaegerkorpset
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Posted - 2011.06.27 20:40:00 -
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I bought it because im blind and it was a way for me to see again. _____________ luZk |
Speaker4 theDead
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Posted - 2011.06.27 20:42:00 -
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Originally by: Butter Dog
Originally by: Ingvar Angst
Monocles don't accurately reflect wealth. They provide an inverse indication to the intelligence of those with wealth.
You do not have the monocle, so obviously are not wealthy, so maybe you just don't get it - I will explain it to you:
If you are a truly elite player like me, and you have so much ISK that buying a monocle is like affording one round of Barrage M for the average player, then what do you do? Of course you buy the monocle.
This is simple logic. I don't expect you to understand this, because like most people in eve you are average and poor. That is nothing to be ashamed of, but your opinion does matter less than elite players like me, who have wealth.
Sorry Butter, but you kinda look like a Borg with gender issues and a Kmart special.
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000Hunter000
Gallente Missiles 'R' Us
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Posted - 2011.06.27 20:44:00 -
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What is that... thing... Did someone shoot u in tha head? ________________________________________________
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Chogon Toil
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Posted - 2011.06.27 20:45:00 -
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Originally by: Octarius Eskravu EVE Online is the new Second Life! Incarna is heading that way pretty fast...
Oh God.... Don't make me wet. If I could pay my rent, IRL, with what I did in game? And I thought I was fat now? Oh man. I'd never leave my house. Ever.
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Vicar2008
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Posted - 2011.06.27 20:51:00 -
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[CONFESSION] Why did I purchase a monocle?
easy: your still a ****** and still look one with a monocle
or answers on a postcard and send it to:
CCP Games Someone who give's a (guess the rest)competion Iceland
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Majestic Twilight
Amarr The Night Crew
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Posted - 2011.06.27 20:56:00 -
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OP, OP, OP..... shouldve waited to paint your Megathron hot pink also. Then will you truly be overpowered in the game.
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Jith
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Posted - 2011.06.27 20:58:00 -
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Oh, im going to have fun during monoclegeddon
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Zora
Gallente Vector Industries DONT PANIC.
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Posted - 2011.06.27 20:59:00 -
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I think you missed the point dude.
It looks silly. I wouldn't even buy it for 1 AUR tbh But if bragging about something that looks silly makes you feel good, well, whatever floats your boat. Guess that's how pop stars in the 80s must have felt about their marvellous, expensive fashion
Other stuff in the store looks better, but I don't see the point in buying an accessory that makes you look like a freak for 4 times the price of other items.
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X Gallentius
Quantum Cats Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.06.27 21:11:00 -
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I heard Chuck Norris has one monocle - which means John Turbefield has two monocles 'cause he's twice as good as Chuck Norris, but John Turbefield would never buy monocles!
Accc***k!!! The universe cannot handle such fundamental contadictions!
Stop monocle sales now before the Eve universe is destroyed!
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Terminal Insanity
Minmatar Convex Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.06.27 21:17:00 -
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I have recently purchased a monocle and i can confirm its quality and craftsmanship. This is truly a fine piece of eye-ware.
http://imgur.com/gcP97.jpg
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Joiske
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Posted - 2011.06.27 21:24:00 -
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no, you bought a monocle because
a) your have a small .... w ...
b) you dont have any friends to show your true wealth too
sorry dude, you bought a monocle and the short of it is you are a first class mug
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dosperado
Denial of Service Freelancer Coalition
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Posted - 2011.06.27 21:46:00 -
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Bad investment for such a low skilled character! ____________________ Security Status 9.0
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Leeroy McJenkins
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.27 21:47:00 -
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Poasting in butter dog thread.
Originally by: Leeroy McJenkins There is no real pvp in EVE, there is only winning or losing and then feeling :smug: about winning or sore about losing. There is nothing wrong with this arrangement.
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Arias Dren
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Posted - 2011.06.27 21:50:00 -
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Edited by: Arias Dren on 27/06/2011 21:50:31
Originally by: Butter Dog
It's simple - I am better than you at life and eve.
Now please, resume your weeping and impotent rage, because you're poor and can't join the club. Jealous much?
PS - don't forget to quit before your eyes well up with bitter tears and you can't see what you're doing, which may cause you to accidentally re-sub, a common error with raging forum nerds
Love BD xxx
For the record, your character is one ugly ****er. *spit* Oh, and wearing a monocle is like carving "I'm stupid." into your forehead.
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Swynet
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.06.27 21:53:00 -
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Just looks awesome, want it !!
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