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Severice
Crushed Ambitions
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Posted - 2011.06.28 12:22:00 -
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I am a horrible, horrible, evil man. So here's the setup. I'm chilling in my Zealot, and along comes a condor. So i shoot it. It dies and drops a DG Shield boost amp as lewt. Currier contract packaged. I dock up, break the seal and squee. Happy as can be. Then he convos me asking to buy it back. $_$ I setup a Currier contract to jita for 10 mil reward 80mil collateral. He accepts, $_$, he comes back in another condor. Picks up the loot. Warps to the gate at zero is just about to jump out. Is almost scott free, nothing to stop him into high sec. And that's when i set off the smart bombs. Ka-Boom. He drops the 80 mil item. Epic. ****ing, epic.
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RasTrent
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.28 12:25:00 -
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Peasant, why do you feel the need cluster these boards with this feeble tale of rubbish?
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Darius III
Caldari Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2011.06.28 12:33:00 -
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Most threadworthy, I applaud your valiant efforts and successes in obtaining such a vast quantity of isk by such secretive and clandestine methods. You sir have proved your prowess and skill to such an extent that I feel I likely can no longer be compelled to commit acts of piracy. You have truly raised the bar when it comes to making incredible money via your excellent opportunism. Thank you sir for besting my most lucrative acts of villainy.
You surely will be the toast of the town and news of your near impossible heist will spread far and wide. For Milena your epic tale will be retold and related to incredulous youths and be an inspiration to future generations of criminals.
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.28 12:40:00 -
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This is all clicks, bells, and whistles to me..
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xxxAmanda PhucKxxx
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Posted - 2011.06.29 01:47:00 -
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Originally by: RasTrent Peasant, why do you feel the need cluster these boards with this feeble tale of rubbish?
This and i love the eye wear it makes me hot!!!
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Klezmer
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.29 02:15:00 -
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Good work OP. Ignore the common new money. They don't understand much more than how to throw good money at bad rubbish. ~
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Roosterton
Internet SpaceCraft Raiding Fleet
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Posted - 2011.06.29 17:39:00 -
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I for one welcome our new monocle overlords. -------- Enemy corps raided into disbandment: Three.
Originally by: Tarminic
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Evolution1979
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Posted - 2011.06.30 06:19:00 -
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Originally by: Roosterton I for one welcome our new monocle overlords.
I for one am getting really irritated by those monocle nerds. They should be ganked when seen in local imo
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Lyrrashae
Minmatar Crushed Ambitions
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Posted - 2011.07.03 14:12:00 -
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Originally by: RasTrent Peasant, why do you feel the need cluster these boards with this feeble tale of rubbish?
Why is there an anus prolapsing out of your face?
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.07.03 14:37:00 -
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Originally by: Lyrrashae Why is there an anus prolapsing out of your face?
Peasant, because it makes it easier for us to dump on your destitute peasant head. Now back to the chores.
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Laqua
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Posted - 2011.07.03 15:44:00 -
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By any chance did you have a falcon jamming the shuttle so that it couldn't attack back? And remember, a zealot has 3 mid slots you should use them all.
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Lyrrashae
Minmatar Crushed Ambitions
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Posted - 2011.07.06 10:04:00 -
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Originally by: Laqua By any chance did you have a falcon jamming the shuttle so that it couldn't attack back? And remember, a zealot has 3 mid slots you should use them all.
Oh Gods, you're pathetic.
Move on, already, mate: This really isn't emotionally healthy for you, you know.
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Lyrrashae
Minmatar Crushed Ambitions
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Posted - 2011.07.06 10:06:00 -
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Edited by: Lyrrashae on 06/07/2011 10:06:42
Originally by: Mytzso
Originally by: Lyrrashae Why is there an anus prolapsing out of your face?
Peasant, because it makes it easier for us to dump on your destitute peasant head. Now back to the chores.
Yeah, but...you've still got a sculpted piece of a**hole growing out of your face.
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.07.07 11:38:00 -
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Yesterday I played Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders. That game is effin' awsome. Can't believe it's more than two decades since I first spoke to the quadruple-eyed Elvis.. -
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Maximus Trollbone
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.07.07 14:19:00 -
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Originally by: Klezmer Good work OP. Ignore the common new money. They don't understand much more than how to throw good money at bad rubbish.
I support this product/service. +1 to you sir
OP, 10/10. Excellent piracy sir, excellent.
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.07.07 16:54:00 -
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Originally by: Lyrrashae Why is there an anus prolapsing out of your face?
QFT - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - EVE: TESTING GROUNDS FOR WoD & DUST SINCE 2011 |
Roguehalo
Caldari Roguehalo Ship Brokers
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Posted - 2011.07.07 22:05:00 -
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I'm struggling a bit here to understand the op.
Let me get this straight.........
He stole a Dread Guristas Boost Amplifier
Have I got that right?
And he's bragging about it ??
You pirates really really need to think a bit bigger
You are so small time it's almost beyond belief.
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.07.08 08:39:00 -
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Originally by: Lyrrashae Edited by: Lyrrashae on 06/07/2011 10:06:42
Originally by: Mytzso
Originally by: Lyrrashae Why is there an anus prolapsing out of your face?
Peasant, because it makes it easier for us to dump on your destitute peasant head. Now back to the chores.
Yeah, but...you've still got a sculpted piece of a**hole growing out of your face.
Yeah, but you are still an angry little peasant with monocle fecal matter all over your face.
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Lyrrashae
Minmatar Crushed Ambitions
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Posted - 2011.07.09 22:49:00 -
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Edited by: Lyrrashae on 09/07/2011 22:51:43 Edited by: Lyrrashae on 09/07/2011 22:51:17
Originally by: Mytzso Yeah, but you are still an angry little peasant with monocle fecal matter all over your face.
/Me sighs...A chav is a chav, is a chav, is a chav, will always be a chav. Even with a comically overpriced metal a**hole gacked into its' face. |
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