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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:06:00 -
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Start of Meeting
Attendees: CCP Zulu, CCP Zinfindel + some random intern transcribing
CCP Zulu: Alright, so we have the CQ finished, but there's might be some issues with overheating with ATI cards.... CCP Zinfandel: SCREW THEM! (booming voice) CCP Zulu: Uh...screw the ATI cards? CCP Zinfandel: BURN THEM! CCP Zulu: Burn the cards? CCP Zinfandel: BURN THEM ALL! CCP Zulu: oh...uh...I have to object. Destroying customers computer gear is just really messe... CCP Zinfandel: SILENCE!
(30 minutes of awkward silence)
CCP Zinfandel: CONTINUE CCP Zulu: Alllrighty then. So we also finshed the code for NeX and we where wondering what exactly you wanted to sell... CCP Zinfandel: PANTS! CCP Zulu: Cool, so do you have any pants in mind? The art devs could think of a few different... CCP Zinfandel: 1000 DOLLAR PANTS! CCP Zulu: What...wait wuh? What kind of pants would those be? Can they like do like... CCP Zinfandel: JAPANESE BOUTIQUE PANTS! CCP Zulu: uh...how do we make them look like Japanese bouti... CCP Zinfandel: Put some Hello Kitty stuff on them. I think those are really cute n' fun. CCP Zulu: But don't we need to buy the rights to use Hello Ki... CCP Zinfandel: SILENCE!
(another 30 mins of awkward silence)
CCP Zinfandel: CONTINUE! CCP Zulu: Alright...so $1000 Japanese boutique 'Hello Kitty' pants. Got it. We'd also like to maybe do some different tops and stuff but wanted to know how much time we ha... CCP Zinfandel: 5 MINUTES! CCP Zulu: 5 minutes?!? You want this done in 5 minutes? CCP Zinfandel: 4 MINUTES! CCP Zulu: ****...
(4 minutes later)
(CCP Zulu returns to Conference Room 3, out of breathe)
CCP Zulu: Ok...ok. We got the pants, we got the shirts...it was just thrown together with clipart from Sixteen Magazine, but this **** all looks like total crap. I think most of it came from Justin Bieber articles. Anyways, so real shirts sell for about $19 dollars so this stuff will sell for like $1-2 or.... CCP Zinfandel: 20 DOLLARS!
(Zulu stares blankly at Zinfandel. Yet another awkward silence)
CCP Zulu: Is there anything else you want? CCP Zinfandel: MONOCLES! CCP Zulu: Like "The Penguin" or "General von Klinkerhoffen" style monocles CCP Zinfandel: ****ING SPACE MONOCLES! CCP Zulu: O...k...space monocles. What should they do? Improve perception or... CCP Zinfandel: NOTHING! CCP Zulu: Ok, good, purely cosmetic. I like that idea better. It's fair to the players. So we'll sell these for what, 1-2 dolla... CCP Zinfandel: SEVENTY DOLLARS! CCP Zulu: Did you say $17 dollars? Isn't that a bit too much for a... CCP Zinfandel: $70 DOLLARS (holds large sign with a '7' and '0' on it and a winky emoticon) (Zulu's jaw dislocates and drops. He quickly grabs it off the floor) CCP Zulu: Wow...uh...wow. For $70 dollars that's gotta be one ****ing cool monocle. I can get the art department to come up with one of those in about a wee... CCP Zinfandel: 5 MINUTES! CCP Zulu: Huh?!? CCP Zinfandel: 4 MINUTES!
(interns face melts and then assplodes)
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Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:09:00 -
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Quote: CCP Zinfandel: SEVENTY DOLLARS! CCP Zulu: Did you say $17 dollars? Isn't that a bit too much for a... CCP Zinfandel: $70 DOLLARS
Thank you thank you... you just made my day!
--- Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum I can tell you that this is one of the moments when we look at what those at CCP will do and less of what they say. |
Aurin Gradius
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:10:00 -
[3]
Originally by: Markarian Aurelius Start of Meeting
Attendees: CCP Zulu, CCP Zinfindel + some random intern transcribing
CCP Zulu: Alright, so we have the CQ finished, but there's might be some issues with overheating with ATI cards.... CCP Zinfandel: SCREW THEM! (booming voice) CCP Zulu: Uh...screw the ATI cards? CCP Zinfandel: BURN THEM! CCP Zulu: Burn the cards? CCP Zinfandel: BURN THEM ALL! CCP Zulu: oh...uh...I have to object. Destroying customers computer gear is just really messe... CCP Zinfandel: SILENCE!
(30 minutes of awkward silence)
CCP Zinfandel: CONTINUE CCP Zulu: Alllrighty then. So we also finshed the code for NeX and we where wondering what exactly you wanted to sell... CCP Zinfandel: PANTS! CCP Zulu: Cool, so do you have any pants in mind? The art devs could think of a few different... CCP Zinfandel: 1000 DOLLAR PANTS! CCP Zulu: What...wait wuh? What kind of pants would those be? Can they like do like... CCP Zinfandel: JAPANESE BOUTIQUE PANTS! CCP Zulu: uh...how do we make them look like Japanese bouti... CCP Zinfandel: Put some Hello Kitty stuff on them. I think those are really cute n' fun. CCP Zulu: But don't we need to buy the rights to use Hello Ki... CCP Zinfandel: SILENCE!
(another 30 mins of awkward silence)
CCP Zinfandel: CONTINUE! CCP Zulu: Alright...so $1000 Japanese boutique 'Hello Kitty' pants. Got it. We'd also like to maybe do some different tops and stuff but wanted to know how much time we ha... CCP Zinfandel: 5 MINUTES! CCP Zulu: 5 minutes?!? You want this done in 5 minutes? CCP Zinfandel: 4 MINUTES! CCP Zulu: ****...
(4 minutes later)
(CCP Zulu returns to Conference Room 3, out of breathe)
CCP Zulu: Ok...ok. We got the pants, we got the shirts...it was just thrown together with clipart from Sixteen Magazine, but this **** all looks like total crap. I think most of it came from Justin Bieber articles. Anyways, so real shirts sell for about $19 dollars so this stuff will sell for like $1-2 or.... CCP Zinfandel: 20 DOLLARS!
(Zulu stares blankly at Zinfandel. Yet another awkward silence)
CCP Zulu: Is there anything else you want? CCP Zinfandel: MONOCLES! CCP Zulu: Like "The Penguin" or "General von Klinkerhoffen" style monocles CCP Zinfandel: ****ING SPACE MONOCLES! CCP Zulu: O...k...space monocles. What should they do? Improve perception or... CCP Zinfandel: NOTHING! CCP Zulu: Ok, good, purely cosmetic. I like that idea better. It's fair to the players. So we'll sell these for what, 1-2 dolla... CCP Zinfandel: SEVENTY DOLLARS! CCP Zulu: Did you say $17 dollars? Isn't that a bit too much for a... CCP Zinfandel: $70 DOLLARS (holds large sign with a '7' and '0' on it and a winky emoticon) (Zulu's jaw dislocates and drops. He quickly grabs it off the floor) CCP Zulu: Wow...uh...wow. For $70 dollars that's gotta be one ****ing cool monocle. I can get the art department to come up with one of those in about a wee... CCP Zinfandel: 5 MINUTES! CCP Zulu: Huh?!? CCP Zinfandel: 4 MINUTES!
(interns face melts and then assplodes)
True story.
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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:10:00 -
[4]
Originally by: Jint Hikaru
Quote: CCP Zinfandel: SEVENTY DOLLARS! CCP Zulu: Did you say $17 dollars? Isn't that a bit too much for a... CCP Zinfandel: $70 DOLLARS
Thank you thank you... you just made my day!
I'm glad you liked it. It came from a very credible source
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Wishdokkta CEO
The Riot Formation
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:10:00 -
[5]
Brilliant.
Getting funny looks from people in the office now.. I lol'd.
Made my day, have a cigar!
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San Severina
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:12:00 -
[6]
I was there & that's exactly what happened
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Alara IonStorm
Caldari Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:12:00 -
[7]
-- EVE Online is commited to $$Excellence$$
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Sevarus James
Minmatar Meridian Dynamics
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:13:00 -
[8]
LMAO. Then I cry realizing I've been to meetings with just such ASSHATS demanding exactly that sort of crap...
then..
LMAO x 10 realizing that Scott Adams has all of that and more in his Dilbert comic.
Updated Arch64 Compiz-Linux Desktop Who is John Galt? |
Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:13:00 -
[9]
CCP Zulu would be the last person on earth protesting against Zinfandel
Replace all your mentions of Zulu with JOHN TURBEFIELD and you have it spot on. ...Then when you stopped to think about it. All you really said was Lalala. |
canflipper
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:13:00 -
[10]
Originally by: Alara IonStorm
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HonkiPonki
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:17:00 -
[11]
good intel. quick send it to evenews24 before ebil ÇÇP locks this thread and starts to hand out free bans.
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HxChippiewill
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:17:00 -
[12]
I thought that was really good, now make a movie of it.
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Ciar Meara
Amarr Virtus Vindice
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:17:00 -
[13]
+5 Good sir!
+5 indeed! - Hilmar getur ekki tala= vi= ¦ig n·na, hann er a= fara ß japanska Tfskuverslun.
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Tla Atij
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:20:00 -
[14]
I lol'd.
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Charlie Ponzi
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:22:00 -
[15]
One thing I must say, your source is under serious NDA breach.
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Tane Enat
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:24:00 -
[16]
that was funny
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Cletus Graeme
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:24:00 -
[17]
+rep Very funny. Would read again when feeling sad about EvE. (Also what was the inspiration for the sketch - I remember it vaguely but forget the actual source).
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Harcosi
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:25:00 -
[18]
lol @ 5 minutes! 4 minutes!
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Ghoest
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:26:00 -
[19]
I have sources that verify this story.
Wherever you went - Here you are.
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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:26:00 -
[20]
Originally by: Cletus Graeme +rep Very funny. Would read again when feeling sad about EvE. (Also what was the inspiration for the sketch - I remember it vaguely but forget the actual source).
Maybe Monte Python. I can't remember. :)
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malaire
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:27:00 -
[21]
Did you notice that CCP Zinfandel now has The Monocle.
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Koh Lin Baudoin
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:28:00 -
[22]
+Rep!
Would read again!
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impli
Singularity. Talon Alliance
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:28:00 -
[23]
prety cool .. I lold a lot.. :D SILENCE !!!!!
CONTINUE !!!
5 MINUTES.. oh ehm 4 MINUTES..
LOL
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My Postman
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:30:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Wishdokkta CEO Brilliant.
Getting funny looks from people in the office now.. I lol'd.
Made my day, have a cigar!
And a beer!
+1 Internetz for you, sir!
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Cara Adalat
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:32:00 -
[25]
Brilliant
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Alternate Poster
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:34:00 -
[26]
Re-read it, but give Zinfandel Geoff Peterson's voice.
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Najian
Noctiscion
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:35:00 -
[27]
I liked the part where they were silent the for 29 minutes the most
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Zhula Guixgrixks
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:36:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Sevarus James LMAO. Then I cry realizing I've been to meetings with just such ASSHATS demanding exactly that sort of crap..
Yeah, RL still beats fiction by lenghts
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Cutter Isaacson
Minmatar Fearsome Engine
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:36:00 -
[29]
Now a part of my sig
Originally by: Urban Dictionary Bro we just got monocled by CCP
Originally by: Not CCP Zinfandel CCP Zinfandel: ****ING SPACE MONOCLES!
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Wyatt Herb
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:38:00 -
[30]
Hahaha! Good stuff!
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Rommiee
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:40:00 -
[31]
ROFL, brilliant
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Sijakta Ho Pakrsh
Sultanate of Rum
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:42:00 -
[32]
"A recruit was asked by a training instructor, "Give me an example of how to fool the enemy." The recruit answered, "When you are out of ammunition, don't let the enemy know -- keep on firing!"
10/10
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Kogh Ayon
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:54:00 -
[33]
It must be true
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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.06.30 11:57:00 -
[34]
It warms the ****les of my cold clone heart that you guys liked this :) When times are sad, satire is the only good medicine.
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Atai Pekoe
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:02:00 -
[35]
Great! I lol'd so hard! Still laughing!!! :-D
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Xenomorph DNS
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:02:00 -
[36]
ROFL - true story!!!
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Thodoros
Minmatar Mythos Corp RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:03:00 -
[37]
Golden post award.
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Spookyjay
Caldari Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:04:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Markarian Aurelius
Originally by: Jint Hikaru
Quote: CCP Zinfandel: SEVENTY DOLLARS! CCP Zulu: Did you say $17 dollars? Isn't that a bit too much for a... CCP Zinfandel: $70 DOLLARS
Thank you thank you... you just made my day!
I'm glad you liked it. It came from a very credible source
I also like this.
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omgdutch2005
Gallente Advanced Planetary Exports Intergalactic Exports Group
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:08:00 -
[39]
LIKE! +1 :)
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Kalle Demos
Amarr Helix Protocol
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:08:00 -
[40]
ITT people who claim to have quit yet here they are posting in a game they supposedly left .
LETS POST ON CAOD GANG! |
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Asura Cascade
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:11:00 -
[41]
That was absolutely hilarious :D
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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:11:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Kalle Demos ITT people who claim to have quit yet here they are posting in a game they supposedly left
I unsubbed my alt accounts. Thank you and have a nice day :)
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RougeOperator
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:13:00 -
[43]
Someone put this through xtranormal (make 30 min 30 seconds)
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Zanes Shoubje
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:15:00 -
[44]
Truth is always funnier than fiction
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Zhula Guixgrixks
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:15:00 -
[45]
Edited by: Zhula Guixgrixks on 30/06/2011 12:15:49
Originally by: Kalle Demos ITT people who claim to have quit yet here they are posting in a game they supposedly left
Also unsubbed. Accounts are running out. Keep trolling to help keep this OP stay on the top
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Razoq
Gallente Mercurialis Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:16:00 -
[46]
You forgot to mention during all that time Soundwave was hitting the back of his head under Zinfandel's desk..
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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:17:00 -
[47]
Originally by: San Severina I was there & that's exactly what happened
Glad to see that the skin grafts fixed the melting of your face. They did a smashup job! :)
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Aldarica
Spinal Discipline
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:17:00 -
[48]
Heheh nice
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Kalle Demos
Amarr Helix Protocol
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:20:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Zhula Guixgrixks Edited by: Zhula Guixgrixks on 30/06/2011 12:15:49
Originally by: Kalle Demos ITT people who claim to have quit yet here they are posting in a game they supposedly left
Also unsubbed. Accounts are running out. Keep trolling to help keep this OP stay on the top
Technically you are unsubbed by default unless you are paying by CC
The only way to prove to the universe that you have quit, is to ermm,.. QUIT!! .
LETS POST ON CAOD GANG! |
Zhula Guixgrixks
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:23:00 -
[50]
Edited by: Zhula Guixgrixks on 30/06/2011 12:23:39
Originally by: Kalle Demos
The only way to prove to the universe
So you are the universe ? Erm.. bump and SILENCE !! ;-)
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Alpine 69
Rubbish Superheroes
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:23:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Jint Hikaru
Quote: CCP Zinfandel: SEVENTY DOLLARS! CCP Zulu: Did you say $17 dollars? Isn't that a bit too much for a... CCP Zinfandel: $70 DOLLARS
Thank you thank you... you just made my day!
This.
Founder of the SongsforstuffÖ initiative. Will write and sing songs for stuff. |
Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:26:00 -
[52]
Don't mind me peasants, I am just here to observe how role playing is done in affordable manner. Do continue.
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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:26:00 -
[53]
If this made you giggle, even a little bit, remember me the next time you are ransoming my ship, k? Thx :)
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Terion Fierceglade
Gallente Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:26:00 -
[54]
I lol'd. Well done, sir.
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Mushimushi XOXO
Hugs'n Kisses
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:38:00 -
[55]
I giggled a little until...
Originally by: Markarian Aurelius
CCP Zulu: Ok...ok. We got the pants, we got the shirts...it was just thrown together with clipart from Sixteen Magazine, but this **** all looks like total crap. I think most of it came from Justin Bieber articles.
It has to be legit!!!
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Daemon Ceed
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:38:00 -
[56]
I spit coffee all over my keyboard lol'ing at this. You owe me a new one. +1!
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northwesten
Amarr Trinity Corporate Services Terran United Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:40:00 -
[57]
Edited by: northwesten on 30/06/2011 12:40:23 oh O.o ------------------------------------
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Krispy Dingo
Minmatar The Night Crew
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:42:00 -
[58]
That cannot be a CCP dev meeting minute leak, it doesn't include "awesome" in every sentence. _____________________________ http://twitter.com/krispydingo http://krispydingo.com |
Sedilis
Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:42:00 -
[59]
You're post sir is made of pure win
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Louis deGuerre
Gallente Malevolence. Imperial 0rder
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:45:00 -
[60]
SILENCE !
...
CONTINUE !
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Daemon Ceed
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:50:00 -
[61]
Edited by: Daemon Ceed on 30/06/2011 12:50:06
Originally by: Sedilis You're post sir is made of pure win
My thoughts precisely.
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Kinori Kalrath
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:50:00 -
[62]
Haha, pretty funny stuff :D
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Kin Netics
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:52:00 -
[63]
Lmfao that just made my morning
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Klokwerks
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:56:00 -
[64]
I demand sticking this! Also, 10/10, good sir. Your internets reign supreme.
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Grimster
Reikoku Cascade Imminent
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:58:00 -
[65]
Excellent! Funny looks from co-workers.
You win the internet today.
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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.06.30 13:00:00 -
[66]
**Bows deeply in his $1000 Japanese Boutique Pants**
They do ride up your ass a little though, don't they?
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Raid'En
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Posted - 2011.06.30 13:00:00 -
[67]
good story ^^
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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.06.30 13:14:00 -
[68]
Hope everyone has a good day. Looking forward to seeing the minutes from the actual CSM meeting going on.
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Victoria Wolfe
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.06.30 13:44:00 -
[69]
Awesome loved the 'SILENCE!...CONTINUE!' and the '5 MINUTES!....4 MINUTES!' ___
"Speak for yourself sir, I intend to live forever" - Commander William Riker |
Boaz Hedion Merkava
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Posted - 2011.06.30 13:45:00 -
[70]
haha, thanks, this made me lolsnort my drink!
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Farrisen
Caldari Nth Dimension
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Posted - 2011.06.30 13:48:00 -
[71]
That made my day, well written, and I read it with very "disturbing" voices in my head
+5 Minutes to you sir! o_Q
Originally by: CCP Spitfire It's because of falcon.
Originally by: Korinne People used to say that Incarna would come out when Duke Nukem Forever comes out.
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Liam Devlin
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Posted - 2011.06.30 13:58:00 -
[72]
You just made my day, Bro ! High 5
Please reveal more from the "meeting"
(Oh man, canÆt stop laughing)
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Discrodia
Gallente Symbiosis International Moose Alliance
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Posted - 2011.06.30 14:01:00 -
[73]
Now I honestly can't imagine the way they decided on the prices of the NeX stuff any other way.
Originally by: anonymous WE JUST DID SCIENCE!
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Vaya DeLopasz
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Posted - 2011.06.30 14:06:00 -
[74]
Made my day.
Quote: CCP Zinfandel: SEVENTY DOLLARS! CCP Zulu: Did you say $17 dollars? Isn't that a bit too much for a... CCP Zinfandel: $70 DOLLARS
Hah reminds me of one of my first nice paid jobs as coder as a student, where i took the job not really understanding if it was 16 or 60 he said, both sounding enough for a student :D
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Viking Sven
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Posted - 2011.06.30 14:08:00 -
[75]
Best part of this thread is every asshat at CCP probably panics when they read the title.
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Ivoto
Gallente Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.06.30 14:27:00 -
[76]
Just to confirm:
1) This thread is full of win
2) I laughed so hard I started giggling like a kitten (while on a golf course)
3) You are God of the Internets this day.
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Vorian Atraties
Amarr Venture X
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Posted - 2011.06.30 14:31:00 -
[77]
OMG. I cant stop laughing that was the funniest thing I've read in forever.. loved it
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Haramir Haleths
Caldari Nutella Bande
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Posted - 2011.06.30 14:38:00 -
[78]
ROFL, thank you. Nice story
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biggie fluffy
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Posted - 2011.06.30 14:52:00 -
[79]
that was really funny, I am going to try and load it in to extranormal.
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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.06.30 15:00:00 -
[80]
Originally by: biggie fluffy that was really funny, I am going to try and load it in to extranormal.
I can't WAIT to see that!
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Zulf BesGUowy
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.06.30 15:06:00 -
[81]
Wired story, want more !
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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.06.30 15:09:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Zulf BesGUowy Wired story, want more !
If sequels didn't always suck, I'd make one. For now, I'm satisfied :)
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Bloodpetal
Mimidae Risk Solutions
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Posted - 2011.06.30 15:13:00 -
[83]
Great stuff.
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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.06.30 15:34:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Bloodpetal Great stuff.
If you like it, pass it onto your friends! Lets keep this vital intel at the top of the forums ;)
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Vlad Drakon
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Posted - 2011.06.30 15:42:00 -
[85]
This is brilliant. +5
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Larissa Sunsorrow
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Posted - 2011.06.30 15:48:00 -
[86]
you sir, earned 1,000,000,000.00 isk (internet spaceship kudos).
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Maduin Ardens
Aurelius Federation Eternal Evocations
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Posted - 2011.06.30 15:53:00 -
[87]
ROFL... despite whatever my personal opinions are on the whole matter, +1 to this post, would read again.
Very creative and amusing
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Bennet Am
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.06.30 15:53:00 -
[88]
PANTS!
Funny stuff. Where did that Natzee CCP meeting video go? It reminds me of that one. Let the sunshine in. |
Ivoto
Gallente Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.06.30 15:55:00 -
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Bump. The world shall know of this epic tale.
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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.06.30 16:07:00 -
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Edited by: Markarian Aurelius on 30/06/2011 16:11:43
Originally by: Larissa Sunsorrow you sir, earned 1,000,000,000.00 isk (internet spaceship kudos).
:D I'll take the other type of ISK too. Don't know how else I'm going to afford a ****ING SPACE MONOCLE!
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biggie fluffy
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Posted - 2011.06.30 16:11:00 -
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xtranormal is being rendered now .... I am at work, so not much I can do.
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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.06.30 16:13:00 -
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Originally by: biggie fluffy xtranormal is being rendered now .... I am at work, so not much I can do.
I'm on spinning on my gyrostabs, I'm so excited to see that!
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noise
Minmatar m3 Corp
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Posted - 2011.06.30 16:20:00 -
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Love it :D ---------------------------- -It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big.
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biggie fluffy
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Posted - 2011.06.30 16:21:00 -
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Edited by: biggie fluffy on 30/06/2011 16:21:51 Edited by: biggie fluffy on 30/06/2011 16:21:23
youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r7C5zsmUcE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r7C5zsmUcE
Okay, YOUTUBE IS UP!
not only my first youtube video ever, also my first xtranormal ever too!
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Sister Megarea
Sisters of Agony
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Posted - 2011.06.30 16:22:00 -
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Could you PM me your RL address, please ? I'd like to know where to send the invoice for new monitor, keyboard and jeans, as I was drinking coffee when reading this and it all came out my nose at high velocity at the first SILENCE.... CONTINUE!
:)
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Violet Vayu
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Posted - 2011.06.30 16:23:00 -
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Best post I've ever seen on forums!
Sad part is it really could be true... |
Jaroslav Unwanted
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Posted - 2011.06.30 16:24:00 -
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+1
Good to have something like that in here.
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Gartanus
Caldari Gartanus Corp
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Posted - 2011.06.30 16:27:00 -
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This has to be one of the best posts I have ever seen on these forums. Hands down the best! I was laughing so hard. This space reserved for something witty..... |
Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.06.30 16:36:00 -
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Edited by: Markarian Aurelius on 30/06/2011 16:40:08
Originally by: Sister Megarea Could you PM me your RL address, please ? I'd like to know where to send the invoice for new monitor, keyboard and jeans, as I was drinking coffee when reading this and it all came out my nose at high velocity at the first SILENCE.... CONTINUE!
:)
Please send your invoice to:
CCP Headquarters CCP hf Grandagar=ur 8 101 Reykjavfk Iceland
@biggie fluffy: I lol'd pretty good seeing that Xtranormal vid. Bravo! :)
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Nova Fox
Gallente Novafox Shipyards
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Posted - 2011.06.30 16:41:00 -
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Entertaining just I know there are idiots out there that would love to take this as real. Pre-order your Sisters of ≡v≡ Exploration ship today, Updated 3APR11
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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.06.30 17:05:00 -
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Originally by: Nova Fox Entertaining just I know there are idiots out there that would love to take this as real.
There's always conspiracy nuts, aren't there?
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Renan Ruivo
Hipernova Vera Cruz Alliance
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Posted - 2011.06.30 17:22:00 -
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Edited by: Renan Ruivo on 30/06/2011 17:25:08 Edited by: Renan Ruivo on 30/06/2011 17:24:01 9/10
Seen better, but this one is golden.
Monty Python's Flying Circus worthy material. It would make a very good sketch.
CCP Zulu could be played by John Cleese. ____________
Originally by: CCP Guard Nobody gets to ruin EVE but us!
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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.06.30 17:41:00 -
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Originally by: Renan Ruivo Edited by: Renan Ruivo on 30/06/2011 17:28:43 9/10
Seen better, but this one is golden.
Monty Python's Flying Circus worthy material. It would make a very good sketch.
CCP Zulu could be played by John Cleese.
Somebody please make a video of the OP's sketch. A good, live-action video with good actors video mind you
Shall we summon a casting call?
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Sciencegeek deathdealer
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Posted - 2011.06.30 17:43:00 -
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I LOL'd.
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Renan Ruivo
Hipernova Vera Cruz Alliance
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Posted - 2011.06.30 17:52:00 -
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Originally by: Markarian Aurelius
Originally by: Renan Ruivo Edited by: Renan Ruivo on 30/06/2011 17:28:43 9/10
Seen better, but this one is golden.
Monty Python's Flying Circus worthy material. It would make a very good sketch.
CCP Zulu could be played by John Cleese.
Somebody please make a video of the OP's sketch. A good, live-action video with good actors video mind you
Shall we summon a casting call?
It's your ball m8 =)
Now run with it. ____________
Originally by: CCP Guard Nobody gets to ruin EVE but us!
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ALLYOURMONEY BELONGTOUS
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Posted - 2011.06.30 18:16:00 -
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+1
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Viginti
The Bastards The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.06.30 18:17:00 -
[107]
lol'd heartily
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Cpt Arareb
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.06.30 18:23:00 -
[108]
ah ... funny BOTS ARE RUINING THIS GAME |
SAVANT Mahr
Firebird Squadron
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Posted - 2011.06.30 18:34:00 -
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I believe you may have cost me my job as there was a serious meeting taking place in my office between my boss and another employee when upon reading this I burst out laughing, then laughed even harder when I looked over at my boss & and saw him scowling and the only thought through my head was....SILENCE!...CONTINUE!
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Midnight Hope
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.06.30 19:04:00 -
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EPIC!
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Gusmanak
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Posted - 2011.06.30 19:14:00 -
[111]
Well done! That's the funniest **** I've ever read on the fourms.
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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.06.30 20:06:00 -
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Originally by: Gusmanak Well done! That's the funniest **** I've ever read on the fourms.
It's obligatory that you find it funny, being my CEO and all :)
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Gran Asutor
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Posted - 2011.06.30 20:32:00 -
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Originally by: Bennet Am PANTS!
Need them urgently right now...
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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.06.30 21:20:00 -
[114]
Originally by: Gran Asutor
Originally by: Bennet Am PANTS!
Need them urgently right now...
And they could be yours for the completely reasonable price of 1,000 DOLLARS!
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CyberGh0st
Minmatar Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.06.30 21:31:00 -
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good stuff OP :p
http://www.mmodata.net Favorite MMO's : DAoC Pre-TOA-NF / SWG Pre-CU-NGE / EVE Pre-Incarna |
Snikende Ullteppe
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Posted - 2011.06.30 22:11:00 -
[116]
awsome :) that one made me laugh
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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.06.30 22:37:00 -
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Originally by: Snikende Ullteppe awsome :) that one made me laugh
Then my mission is complete. Do still get my time reward? lol
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Caiyuga Onishi
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Posted - 2011.06.30 22:46:00 -
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9/10
Made my day - and it's already July 1st here in Germany XD
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Liam Devlin
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Posted - 2011.07.01 07:07:00 -
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Oh man, IÆm still laughing!
Thank ôGodö (or what you believe in) for humour, as long as we can laugh, thereÆs hope for the world.
Keep up the good work, and thank u bro.
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Mortania
Minmatar No Compromise Gentlemen's Agreement
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Posted - 2011.07.01 07:32:00 -
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Fantastic! Woke my wife up laughing so much.
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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.07.01 09:08:00 -
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Originally by: Mortania Fantastic! Woke my wife up laughing so much.
My apologies to your wife for having been an acomplice in disturbing her beauty rest, lol!
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MyjoHe
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Posted - 2011.07.01 17:35:00 -
[122]
Just read the OP. Loved it. Was a real good laugh. Thanks for the post.
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Muent Dai
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Posted - 2011.07.01 18:06:00 -
[123]
Awesome. The masses must see this!
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Radix Salvilines
legion industries ltd AAA Citizens
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Posted - 2011.07.01 19:09:00 -
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omg epic :D :D
dude you should do this for living... I wish to see someone playing this sketch...
Maby clear Skies author can make a movie?
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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.07.01 19:57:00 -
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Originally by: Radix Salvilines omg epic :D :D
dude you should do this for living... I wish to see someone playing this sketch...
Maby clear Skies author can make a movie?
If CCP want's to hire me to make comedic dialogue, I'd be more than happy to do so :) I'm a sysadmin by trade, so humor is the only thing that keeps me from coming to work with a shotgun on most days, lol. You gotta laugh just to keep from crying.
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Zhula Guixgrixks
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Posted - 2011.07.01 20:06:00 -
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Originally by: Markarian Aurelius I'm a sysadmin by trade, so humor is the only thing that keeps me from coming to work with a shotgun on most days, lol.
loled, I'm also a IT guy. Can we hope for some leaked stuff from CSM+CCP meeting :) ??
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Ramelius
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Posted - 2011.07.01 20:07:00 -
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Edited by: Ramelius on 01/07/2011 20:07:30 Now that was funny , well done sir! Should be made into parody and posted on YouTube.
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Markarian Aurelius
Caldari Bureau of Interstellar Exploration
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Posted - 2011.07.01 20:09:00 -
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Originally by: Zhula Guixgrixks
Can we hope for some leaked stuff from CSM+CCP meeting :) ??
Maybe. Of course, it takes a lot of time to translate into 82 different languages so that everyone in the playerbase can get a "clear message"
Oh, I tease. I tease!
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Zhula Guixgrixks
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Posted - 2011.07.01 20:09:00 -
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Originally by: Markarian Aurelius
Originally by: Zhula Guixgrixks
Can we hope for some leaked stuff from CSM+CCP meeting :) ??
Maybe. Of course, it takes a lot of time to translate into 82 different languages so that everyone in the playerbase can get a "clear message"
Oh, I tease. I tease!
MUAHH!! Moar please :)
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Caiyuga Onishi
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Posted - 2011.07.01 20:15:00 -
[130]
Originally by: Markarian Aurelius
Originally by: Zhula Guixgrixks
Can we hope for some leaked stuff from CSM+CCP meeting :) ??
Maybe. Of course, it takes a lot of time to translate into 82 different languages so that everyone in the playerbase can get a "clear message"
Oh, I tease. I tease!
Bwahahahahaha :D
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praznimrak
Gallente Level Up
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Posted - 2011.07.01 20:29:00 -
[131]
AWSOOOOM
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Kumq uat
Gallente Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2011.07.01 21:03:00 -
[132]
I wish I possessed the skills to take the Future Visions trailer and edit it so every piece of equipment shown has a tag showing the price in AUR --------------------------------------- www.eve-pirate.com original author |
Wingspread
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Posted - 2011.07.01 22:38:00 -
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Remember, in space, no one can hear your jeans.
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Ramelius
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Posted - 2011.07.02 03:44:00 -
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Friendly bump, this deserves to be at the top, hell it should be stickied!
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Marlona Sky
D00M. Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2011.07.02 04:17:00 -
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Funny.
Also, in before the lock.
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