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Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.07.05 19:27:00 -
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Edited by: Lady Spank on 05/07/2011 19:33:04 Edited by: Lady Spank on 05/07/2011 19:29:47 hmm, ok, forums went weird:
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I will kill any hulk that irks you for the low low cost of 20m isk. This is to cover the following:
cost of a brutix
cost of my time spent having to rat my damn sec up again.
you get :
lolz screenshots any tears generated in the process
I may change this to 30m because i am terrible and havent worked out the costs yet
SECOND EDIT:
If you need a guaranteed 100% positive dead arse hulk the first time it will be 50m (TII apocageddon!), but! you will get 50% of the profits made from salvaging his deadspace modules. ~~~
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jimmyjam
Gallente Sinner Among Saints Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2011.07.05 19:43:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank Edited by: Lady Spank on 05/07/2011 19:33:04 Edited by: Lady Spank on 05/07/2011 19:29:47 hmm, ok, forums went weird:
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I will kill any hulk that irks you for the low low cost of 20m isk. This is to cover the following:
cost of a brutix
cost of my time spent having to rat my damn sec up again.
you get :
lolz screenshots any tears generated in the process
I may change this to 30m because i am terrible and havent worked out the costs yet
SECOND EDIT:
If you need a guaranteed 100% positive dead arse hulk the first time it will be 50m (TII apocageddon!), but! you will get 50% of the profits made from salvaging his deadspace modules.
Nice face update dude.
Insert witty sig here _ _ _ _ |
Rutilus Pallium
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Posted - 2011.07.06 00:12:00 -
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I may have some work for you in the near future. Now the challenge is, how to avoid you scamming me :p
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Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.07.06 02:31:00 -
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Originally by: Rutilus Pallium I may have some work for you in the near future. Now the challenge is, how to avoid you scamming me :p
Why would I waste my time scamming you and ruining my reputation for such a small payout? ~~~
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Syberbolt8
Gallente Swallows And Amazons AAA Citizens
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Posted - 2011.07.06 02:49:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank Edited by: Lady Spank on 05/07/2011 19:33:04 Edited by: Lady Spank on 05/07/2011 19:29:47 hmm, ok, forums went weird:
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I will kill any hulk that irks you for the low low cost of 20m isk. This is to cover the following:
cost of a brutix
cost of my time spent having to rat my damn sec up again.
you get :
lolz screenshots any tears generated in the process
I may change this to 30m because i am terrible and havent worked out the costs yet
SECOND EDIT:
If you need a guaranteed 100% positive dead arse hulk the first time it will be 50m (TII apocageddon!), but! you will get 50% of the profits made from salvaging his deadspace modules.
Just randomly pick 2 hulks you happen to find, post any tears, lolworthy junk, or run off with the isk either way. The Resurrection: Support the Revised Dead Horse Pos thread in Assembly Hall |
Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.07.06 02:52:00 -
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Originally by: Syberbolt8 Just randomly pick 2 hulks you happen to find, post any tears, lolworthy junk, or run off with the isk either way.
This will be dealt with, although please forgive me for going to sleep first... It's nearly 4am. ~~~
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Loraine Gess
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Posted - 2011.07.06 04:32:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Rutilus Pallium I may have some work for you in the near future. Now the challenge is, how to avoid you scamming me :p
Why would I waste my time scamming you and ruining my reputation for such a small payout?
what rep lol
<3
If this is a legit service, mail me in-game spank. I have one or two targets that I may be interested in --------------------
WTS forums directions and common sense
Google searches cost extra, people! I understand it's difficult for you, though, so I may discount it if you prove mentally deficient |
Rutilus Pallium
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Posted - 2011.07.06 05:05:00 -
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I wish I could put together a solid way to identify macro miners and put a permanent bounty like this on them. That would be epic if every time a KNOWN macro lost a hulk/mack, the ganker got $20-30 million.
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.07.06 05:20:00 -
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Originally by: Rutilus Pallium $20-30 million.
For a single payout of that kind of top dollar (assuming american dollahz ofc) I'd make it my fulltime job to pop Hulks in EVE. If for whatever unfortunately reason, you mean isk and not USD.. then I'll be a sad panda. -
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Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.07.06 12:22:00 -
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Edited by: Lady Spank on 06/07/2011 13:25:22 #1
[12:09:30] EVE System > Channel changed to Vylade Local Channel [12:14:44] Hulk > fu [12:14:48] Me > :))))))))) [12:14:51] Me > nice tank [12:16:06] Hulk > how did u escape concorde? [12:16:32] Me > I didnt, my ship exploded too [12:17:01] Me > go back to the belt and you will see my wreck ): [12:17:50] Hulk > so i wonder, what it means to u to kill me... its your expensive ship too? [12:18:37] Me > Its my cheap, insured ship. And it's just for a bit of fun ♥ [12:20:23] Hulk > its a harsh world out there...
I should ship scan these first so I don't use overkill, nice tank m8, GF
Edit: Some crappy screenshots. ~~~
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.07.06 12:25:00 -
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I approve of Spankaddon.
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Bobby Fischer Yatolila
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Posted - 2011.07.06 12:27:00 -
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get a life.
http://www.worldoftanks.com/
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Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.07.06 13:01:00 -
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#2
This participant chose to log off rather than socialise so you get a poem instead.
the souls of dead animals
after the slaughterhouse there was a bar around the corner and I sat in there and watched the sun go down through the window, a window that overlooked a lot full of tall dry weeds.
I never showered with the boys at the plant after work so I smelled of sweat and blood. the smell of sweat lessens after a while but the blood-smell begins to fulminate and gain power.
I smoked cigarettes and drank beer until I felt good enough to board the bus with the souls of all those dead animals riding with me; heads would turn slightly women would rise and move away from me.
when I got off the bus I only had a block to walk and one stairway up to my room where I'd turn on my radio and light a cigarette and nobody minded me at all.
~ Charles Bukowski ~~~
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Skorpynekomimi
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.07.06 16:52:00 -
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Just in high-sec, or will you do low and nullsec ganks as well?
If I was taking mining at all seriously, I'd take you up in a heartbeat to eliminate competition. However, I realised how little that was making.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.07.06 16:58:00 -
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Originally by: Skorpynekomimi Just in high-sec, or will you do low and nullsec ganks as well?
If I was taking mining at all seriously, I'd take you up in a heartbeat to eliminate competition. However, I realised how little that was making.
I'm quite prepared to do low/null sec ganks if you can point me in the right direction. It's far easier to find hulks in high sec of course :D ~~~
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Syberbolt8
Gallente Swallows And Amazons AAA Citizens
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Posted - 2011.07.06 20:56:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Syberbolt8 Just randomly pick 2 hulks you happen to find, post any tears, lolworthy junk, or run off with the isk either way.
This will be dealt with, although please forgive me for going to sleep first... It's nearly 4am.
Very nice results, TY. The Resurrection: Support the Revised Dead Horse Pos thread in Assembly Hall |
Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.07.07 00:20:00 -
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#3
Sometimes I put out for free. ~~~
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Candace Lenso
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Posted - 2011.07.07 04:30:00 -
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I will pay 35.1 mil to each player that that succeeds at purposely trolling Spank with an EHP fitted Hulk.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.07.07 08:52:00 -
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That's really mean Candace. ~~~
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Maximus Trollbone
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.07.07 14:38:00 -
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Never thought I'd type this in a Spank thread but there's a first time for everything...
I support this product/service.
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filingo rapongo
ReviveX Fleet White Noise.
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Posted - 2011.07.07 14:42:00 -
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supporting my good friend lady spank
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Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.07.07 15:03:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank Sometimes I put out for free.
I'm gonna remember this statement when we can interact with other players in stations
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The Crushah
Gallente Stimulus Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2011.07.07 22:24:00 -
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Lemme know if you need someone to roll with Spankaroni. Im always down for a miner gank since they are spawn of the devil.
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Agent 137
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Posted - 2011.07.07 22:30:00 -
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Edited by: Agent 137 on 07/07/2011 22:30:45
Originally by: Lady Spank Edited by: Lady Spank on 06/07/2011 13:03:12 I will kill any hulk that irks you for the low low cost of 25m isk. This is to cover the following:
cost of a tempest
cost of my time spent having to rat my damn sec up again.
you get :
lolz screenshots any tears generated in the process
REVISION:
If you need a guaranteed 100% positive dead arse hulk the first time it will be 50m 35m. so I can tech II fit.
I'd do it cheaper but I am poor at the moment
I will offer you a fair load of repeat business if you are willing to head towards amarr space. Let me know if your willing. I assure you I will provide repeat business.
Evemail me if interested.
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Ein Phantom
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Posted - 2011.07.07 22:43:00 -
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Lady Spank is my chemical romance.
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Dajor Mick
Minmatar Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2011.07.08 07:18:00 -
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What about retrievers I got someone in my old corp I would want dropped several times :-) |
Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.07.08 09:53:00 -
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Send me a mail about the retriever guy, could be one for me and teh Crushah to visit
Also. Someone mailed me whom I owe a kill to, I won't name him but if he is reading this, it will be done as soon as possible. I have a surprise visit from my Sister this weekend which may get in the way of things somewhat |
Tylinn Rift
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Posted - 2011.07.09 13:31:00 -
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(really digging the new look of Miss Spank)
hmmmmm...
Your new name is...
Sugar Maple Tree,
'cause I would totally tap that |
Dani Leone
Gallente How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
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Posted - 2011.07.10 09:37:00 -
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Klesmer is my new hero with his 1920's Scifi Villain/Evil Genius mean looks.
I imagine him looking on with grim satisfaction, as the hulks disintegrate and completely unmoved as Concord then tears his own ship apart, his evil genius mind thinking only of the next victim |
Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.07.10 11:10:00 -
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Originally by: Dani Leone Klesmer is my new hero with his 1920's Scifi Villain/Evil Genius mean looks.
I imagine him looking on with grim satisfaction, as the hulks disintegrate and completely unmoved as Concord then tears his own ship apart, his evil genius mind thinking only of the next victim
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