Way to go Goons. Forum bots as well now?

Dont get mad bro

We all understand it sucks when people point out your alliance for the lying sack of expletive that it is.

Fixed that for ya, mate

That's "behaviour" in English, actually.

(E-honour = SRS BZNS, after all.)

Y U NO DO IT!?

it used to be back in the day way more goons would show up to a thread to offtrack it. there's only like 5 of you in this one. wtf happened did those kids get jobs or something? can one of you guys quote/troll me before i start going through the archives please

I love how people can turn the simple message of don't use "I thought they were a bot" as an excuse to kill felllow alliance mates to

"ZOMFG GOONS THEY ADMIT TO BOTTING ZOMG MUST RAGE ON FORUM AND NOT READ ANY POSTS PAST PAGE 1"

Goons have a very solid alliance rules, grow up serious when adults start acting like 12 year old with reading problems?

*note* I'm not having a go at 12 year old or anyone with reading problems. Some people love to remove things from context so here is a joke.

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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal:
'What is 3 x 3?'

Harry:
'9.'

Principal:
'What is 6 x 6?'

Harry:
'36.'

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade'

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions..'

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: 'Pockets.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'

Harry: 'Pants.'

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'

Harry: 'Shake hands .'

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'

Harry:
'Firetruck.'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.

neither do i

maybe he also had 6x6 wrong - what an idot principle!

Kids, here is a proper example of how to give a interwebz bl0wj0b.

Get out.

Dont you mean everyone in the game?

Glad I took my friends' advice an made Mendolus a red bar that says "view post" if that quote was his reply lol
I like his argument style though, "MT isnt bad but Im against it" just like the stance here lol
dud youre funny. Almost sad all I see is the red bar. Might reconsider that..