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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.06 14:13:00 -
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It has come to my attention that this part of the fourm has become boring and stagnant, there fore i choose to come out of voulentary exilement to bring you..
ASK ARVALD 4: THE RETURN OF THE ARVALD *cue dramatic music*
ask away my *****es
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.06 18:47:00 -
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Originally by: Bombardier McJones Most manly drink to drink, while feeling all elite baiting nubs in 1.0
wild turkey 101 from the bottle, make sure you keep a cask of whine with you to offer your victims
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.06 19:39:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero How much drink could a drunken space irish drink if a drinking space irish drunk?
all of it
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.06 21:47:00 -
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a bucket is a bit too small for me tbh
your god damn right also most of that isk is gone
aaaand ****ing mostly, work, drinking, the usual. oh and climbing god damn mountains
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.07 12:30:00 -
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ill end you princess 0_o
No, however, break the lightbulb, break it and crush some of the glass up, roll the gum around in the glass, and qhile wearing leather gloves knead the glass into the gum, feed this to the cat, while the cat is rolling around in pain, stab your neighbours.
shut it sp this is my thread
there is always need for paper clip
..errr...pancakes?
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.07 13:29:00 -
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Originally by: Slade Trillgon
Originally by: Arvald
..errr...pancakes?
Yes.
Blueberry or choclate?
Slade
buttermilk with strawberries and heavy cream on top
nomnomnom
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.09 21:16:00 -
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HAAAAI ZEEEEED
**** you PANCAAAAAAAAKES
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.09 21:53:00 -
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who the **** is beouncywhatever, pineapple, always |
Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.09 23:02:00 -
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ZED BLANE DONT MAKE ME COME BACK THERE, I WILL PULL THESE FORUMS OVER RIGHT HERE |
Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.10 02:10:00 -
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*facepalm* ...
ok next question please |
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.10 19:52:00 -
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Originally by: S1LKY SM00TH
Inductee for Lasers Hall of Fame
Lorpion
or
Lengu
i have no idea what your talking about, so here is a picture of arvald in a sombrero ...
apparently that picture dosent exist so picture it in your head.
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.12 12:58:00 -
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Hmm i saw this comming, not a problem we can still fix this. Heres what you need to do, find somthing made of glass, break it in such a way that you get a fairly large pointed peice of glass, find a broom or some othe rkind of long handle, take your shirt, rip it into strips and use it to secure the glass to your new spear haft, decorate spear with the dead mice, it will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.
Now, take the black chocolate/possibly mold, and smear it on your face and body in semblance of a crude war paint, at this point we can begin. take the **** mags and leave them on the door of your neighbour, ring the doorbell and run around to the back of the house. while they are distracted sneak in and find someplace to hide untill night, make sure you stay in your hiding place untill they are sleeping.
While they sleep, sneak through the house and look for the cat, quickly dispatch it with a single thrust of your spear, there is a good chance it will break at this point so discard it. at this point you can dispatch of the sleeping neighbours any way you feel will work, i find liberal application of gassoline and a box of matches work well. let me know how it goes
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.13 15:32:00 -
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BY THE POWER OF DERP, I BUMPETH THEE
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.13 18:48:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero How many buttons?
none, mine has buckes
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.14 01:53:00 -
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Originally by: jason hill arvald heres a question ... whats a more accurate mesurment of distance .. a kilometer or a mile
I propose a new unit of measurement, the arvald, one unit of arvald = the length of arvald right arm, shoulder to the curled fist im using to punch someone in the throat
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.14 03:11:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero Edited by: Blane Xero on 14/07/2011 02:00:21 Is it true that all prime numbers are odd numbers?
im not drunk enough for this ****
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.14 03:22:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero Where is the booze.
im drinking the last of the cheap wine, last of the booze till next friday =(
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.14 12:39:00 -
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Originally by: Ustrello I am trapped in 1634 (and surrounded by smelly germans and swedes) How do I get home?
How the **** are you on the internet?
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.08.27 04:43:00 -
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too much herp, not enough derp
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.08.27 16:21:00 -
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Originally by: Slade Trillgon
Originally by: Arvald too much herp, not enough derp
Well, where is all the derp
Slade
Blane left and took it all with him
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.08.28 01:17:00 -
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Slade, i suggest something involving nudity, and dog piles on top of midgets
as for jago, i dont condone suicide of any kind except to release terminal people from suffering, i CAN how ever suggest some very dangerous activities that could potentially lead to death.
*please note, arvald is not responsible for any bodily/mental harm from any of these activities* *please note, arvald is 100% responsible for any awesomeness that results from these activities*
First off, take your baby wipes, go down to the local zoo, and see how many lions bums you can clean before one of them tries to attack you.
If you are still alive, take your baby oil, go down to the beach, find the most attractive women you can and make sure they are with an overly muscular man, loudly, offer to apply said baby on to their *expletive deleted*, or any other sensitive concealed parts.
However unlikely, if you are still functioning after that activity, take your cheesy wotsits, go to the local duck park, glue the cheesy wotsist to yourself and try to get a rather large flock of ducks/geese to chase after you, once you have a large enough flock following you, jump into the water, if all goes well they will swarm you and the combined weight from all of the water foul should keep you under the water for a rather long time.
let me know how this goes /
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