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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.06 14:13:00 -
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It has come to my attention that this part of the fourm has become boring and stagnant, there fore i choose to come out of voulentary exilement to bring you..
ASK ARVALD 4: THE RETURN OF THE ARVALD *cue dramatic music*
ask away my *****es
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Bombardier McJones
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Posted - 2011.07.06 18:42:00 -
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Most manly drink to drink, while feeling all elite baiting nubs in 1.0
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.06 18:47:00 -
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Originally by: Bombardier McJones Most manly drink to drink, while feeling all elite baiting nubs in 1.0
wild turkey 101 from the bottle, make sure you keep a cask of whine with you to offer your victims
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.06 18:47:00 -
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How much drink could a drunken space irish drink if a drinking space irish drunk? _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.06 19:39:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero How much drink could a drunken space irish drink if a drinking space irish drunk?
all of it
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baltec1
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Posted - 2011.07.06 19:44:00 -
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Told you, you would be back.
Also how tall is too tall for a tall drink.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.07.06 20:15:00 -
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Fill up Arvald's wallet and he comes running back
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Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.07.06 20:45:00 -
[8]
o7
What did you spend your down time doing?
Slade
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.06 21:47:00 -
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a bucket is a bit too small for me tbh
your god damn right also most of that isk is gone
aaaand ****ing mostly, work, drinking, the usual. oh and climbing god damn mountains
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The Archetect
Amarr Nomadic Wormhole Association
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Posted - 2011.07.07 03:53:00 -
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What are you doing on my Forums....
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LLoyd Thomson
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Posted - 2011.07.07 05:16:00 -
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I have a knive, wires, some spare gum and a light bulb. Would it be possible to create at least a tiny distortion field to throw my neighbours cat into it?
Today she started her concert at 5 a.m.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Sebiestor Tribe
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Posted - 2011.07.07 05:40:00 -
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Originally by: LLoyd Thomson I have a knive, wires, some spare gum and a light bulb. Would it be possible to create at least a tiny distortion field to throw my neighbours cat into it?
Today she started her concert at 5 a.m.
I believe you'd also need a paper clip to stabilize the event horizon so that the feedback doesn't result in a quantum fluctuation of graviton particles which would result in the cat possibly exploding and taking half the country with it.
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LLoyd Thomson
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Posted - 2011.07.07 06:06:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Originally by: LLoyd Thomson I have a knive, wires, some spare gum and a light bulb. Would it be possible to create at least a tiny distortion field to throw my neighbours cat into it?
Today she started her concert at 5 a.m.
I believe you'd also need a paper clip to stabilize the event horizon so that the feedback doesn't result in a quantum fluctuation of graviton particles which would result in the cat possibly exploding and taking half the country with it.
... then there is no need for a paper clip
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Malcheus
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Posted - 2011.07.07 11:19:00 -
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Yes, good topic, I was wondering what the differences between the LacI and the LacR are, as I keep coming accross articles that prefer the LacI, while I have been thought to use the LacR for LacO-tethering.
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.07 12:30:00 -
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ill end you princess 0_o
No, however, break the lightbulb, break it and crush some of the glass up, roll the gum around in the glass, and qhile wearing leather gloves knead the glass into the gum, feed this to the cat, while the cat is rolling around in pain, stab your neighbours.
shut it sp this is my thread
there is always need for paper clip
..errr...pancakes?
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Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.07.07 13:24:00 -
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Originally by: Arvald
..errr...pancakes?
Yes.
Blueberry or choclate?
Slade
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.07 13:29:00 -
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Originally by: Slade Trillgon
Originally by: Arvald
..errr...pancakes?
Yes.
Blueberry or choclate?
Slade
buttermilk with strawberries and heavy cream on top
nomnomnom
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Zedic
Amarr Universalis Imperium Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2011.07.09 17:47:00 -
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oh em gee it's Arvald! |
Scorpionidae
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Posted - 2011.07.09 18:01:00 -
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Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Slade Trillgon
Originally by: Arvald
..errr...pancakes?
Yes.
Blueberry or choclate?
Slade
buttermilk with strawberries and heavy cream on top
nomnomnom
You guys are both wrong you want proper pacakes the thin ones w****d with sugar and lemon juice in them. Now thats a pancake!
Scorpionidae
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.09 18:38:00 -
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Waffles > Pancakes. |
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Kalle Demos
Amarr Helix Protocol
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Posted - 2011.07.09 19:28:00 -
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What part of Europe are you from, the US? |
Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.09 21:16:00 -
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HAAAAI ZEEEEED
**** you PANCAAAAAAAAKES
midwest us |
CLONE 9
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2011.07.09 21:39:00 -
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Can Beyonce levitate fruit? If so - which kind and when? |
Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.09 21:53:00 -
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who the **** is beouncywhatever, pineapple, always |
Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.09 22:31:00 -
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Yes or No. |
Zedic
Amarr Universalis Imperium Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2011.07.09 22:38:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero Waffles > Pancakes.
I thought I made it clear; there would be no dissension in our ranks.
(Pancakes > Waffles damn you)
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.09 22:43:00 -
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Originally by: Zedic
Originally by: Blane Xero Waffles > Pancakes.
I thought I made it clear; there would be no dissension in our ranks.
(Pancakes > Waffles damn you)
And I thought I made it clear. I exist to rebel and cause dissension. |
Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.09 23:02:00 -
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ZED BLANE DONT MAKE ME COME BACK THERE, I WILL PULL THESE FORUMS OVER RIGHT HERE |
Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.09 23:49:00 -
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Originally by: Arvald ZED BLANE DONT MAKE ME COME BACK THERE, I WILL PULL THESE FORUMS OVER RIGHT HERE
Is that a promise? |
Zedic
Amarr Universalis Imperium Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2011.07.09 23:52:00 -
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MINE!
oh and,
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.10 02:10:00 -
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*facepalm* ...
ok next question please |
S1LKY SM00TH
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Posted - 2011.07.10 11:18:00 -
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Inductee for Lasers Hall of Fame
Lorpion
or
Lengu
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.10 19:52:00 -
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Originally by: S1LKY SM00TH
Inductee for Lasers Hall of Fame
Lorpion
or
Lengu
i have no idea what your talking about, so here is a picture of arvald in a sombrero ...
apparently that picture dosent exist so picture it in your head.
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.10 20:17:00 -
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Originally by: Arvald apparently that picture dosent exist
Lies. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
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LLoyd Thomson
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Posted - 2011.07.11 05:07:00 -
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Arvald, I'm currently hiding in the basement of someone's house. Everybody thinks I'm a bit crazy and is looking for me.
You see, I did as you suggested, and fed the cat the gum-bulb mix. Unfortunately nothing happened. The pain did not come to her. I followed her around for half the day (luckily I wore my standard ninja suit). After six hours I noticed that the tungsten wire from the bulb must have passed her digestion system and was hanging out of her ass for about three inches. I made my attack to grab the wire and to remove any evidence when the cat started to run away.
I chased her down the street and after some yards I accidentally stepped on the bulb wire. The cat went and out came a six inch ball of gum, glass, hair and mouse cadaver. People around me went pale some did even puke.
Then the neighbours came and - as you said - I made my move to stab them. I must have run out of luck this day, because the knive was at home and all I had was this darn paper clip. Anyway, I managed to injure the woman severely (she must wear a patch for at least a day!!) but the husband was to fat to inflict any wounds.
Now I'm hiding. What should I do next? The basement I'm in hasn't much to offer - I stopped searching it, when I found some **** magazines - accept for some tiny black balls, which taste like European chocolate and some dead mice
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.12 12:58:00 -
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Hmm i saw this comming, not a problem we can still fix this. Heres what you need to do, find somthing made of glass, break it in such a way that you get a fairly large pointed peice of glass, find a broom or some othe rkind of long handle, take your shirt, rip it into strips and use it to secure the glass to your new spear haft, decorate spear with the dead mice, it will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.
Now, take the black chocolate/possibly mold, and smear it on your face and body in semblance of a crude war paint, at this point we can begin. take the **** mags and leave them on the door of your neighbour, ring the doorbell and run around to the back of the house. while they are distracted sneak in and find someplace to hide untill night, make sure you stay in your hiding place untill they are sleeping.
While they sleep, sneak through the house and look for the cat, quickly dispatch it with a single thrust of your spear, there is a good chance it will break at this point so discard it. at this point you can dispatch of the sleeping neighbours any way you feel will work, i find liberal application of gassoline and a box of matches work well. let me know how it goes
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.13 15:32:00 -
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BY THE POWER OF DERP, I BUMPETH THEE
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.13 16:33:00 -
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How many buttons? _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.13 18:48:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero How many buttons?
none, mine has buckes
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jason hill
Caldari Clan Shadow Wolf Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.07.14 00:10:00 -
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arvald heres a question ... whats a more accurate mesurment of distance .. a kilometer or a mile
destroy everything you touch |
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.14 01:53:00 -
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Originally by: jason hill arvald heres a question ... whats a more accurate mesurment of distance .. a kilometer or a mile
I propose a new unit of measurement, the arvald, one unit of arvald = the length of arvald right arm, shoulder to the curled fist im using to punch someone in the throat
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.14 01:59:00 -
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Is two a prime number? _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.14 03:11:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero Edited by: Blane Xero on 14/07/2011 02:00:21 Is it true that all prime numbers are odd numbers?
im not drunk enough for this ****
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.14 03:16:00 -
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Where is the booze. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.14 03:22:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero Where is the booze.
im drinking the last of the cheap wine, last of the booze till next friday =(
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Ustrello
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Posted - 2011.07.14 05:36:00 -
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I am trapped in 1634 (and surrounded by smelly germans and swedes) How do I get home?
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish
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Posted - 2011.07.14 12:39:00 -
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Originally by: Ustrello I am trapped in 1634 (and surrounded by smelly germans and swedes) How do I get home?
How the **** are you on the internet?
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.14 13:31:00 -
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Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Ustrello I am trapped in 1634 (and surrounded by smelly germans and swedes) How do I get home?
How the **** are you on the internet?
He already told you- Surrounded by swedes. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
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DeBingJos
Minmatar Goat Holdings
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Posted - 2011.07.14 13:48:00 -
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Hi Arvald,
Do you support bumping this thread?
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LLoyd Thomson
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Posted - 2011.07.14 14:27:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero Where is the booze.
please do not troll a scientific thread like this one. It makes you look stupid.
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.14 14:30:00 -
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Originally by: LLoyd Thomson
Originally by: Blane Xero Where is the booze.
please do not troll a scientific thread like this one. It makes you look stupid.
Please do not tell me what to do. It makes you look stupid. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
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LLoyd Thomson
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Posted - 2011.07.14 16:52:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: LLoyd Thomson
Originally by: Blane Xero Where is the booze.
please do not troll a scientific thread like this one. It makes you look stupid.
Please do not tell me what to do. It makes you look stupid.
I already look stupid, so I'm entitled to tell you what to do
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.14 23:29:00 -
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Originally by: LLoyd Thomson
Originally by: Blane Xero
Originally by: LLoyd Thomson
Originally by: Blane Xero Where is the booze.
please do not troll a scientific thread like this one. It makes you look stupid.
Please do not tell me what to do. It makes you look stupid.
I already look stupid, so I'm entitled to tell you what to do
Stupid is as stupid does, as they say. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
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Junzar Hoth
Minmatar Hootie Owl Round-Tip Scissors Club
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Posted - 2011.07.15 18:02:00 -
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IĈm planning a trip through the Amazon and could use some of your learned advice. My problem is food. IĈm useless at bush craft and love all wild creatures so IĈm going to eat the natives.
Any advice with the following would be greatly appreciated:
How can i keep the carcass fresh for as long as possible, and roughly how long would an average sized native sustain me?
How about the best cuts and the ones to be avoided?
And finally, can you recommend a seasoning that would go well with all varieties of Amazonian?
Thank you
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Ustrello
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Posted - 2011.07.15 20:57:00 -
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Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Ustrello I am trapped in 1634 (and surrounded by smelly germans and swedes) How do I get home?
How the **** are you on the internet?
Please great space oracle help me get home!
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Culmen
Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire
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Posted - 2011.07.16 09:39:00 -
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Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Blane Xero Edited by: Blane Xero on 14/07/2011 02:00:21 Is it true that all prime numbers are odd numbers?
im not drunk enough for this ****
I am. It's false. 2 is both a prime and an even number.
Now, where do birthers come from? and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2011.07.16 21:04:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen
Originally by: Arvald
Originally by: Blane Xero Edited by: Blane Xero on 14/07/2011 02:00:21 Is it true that all prime numbers are odd numbers?
im not drunk enough for this ****
I am. It's false. 2 is both a prime and an even number.
Now, where do birthers come from?
Shhhh! Don't tell people that!
You'd be surprised at the amount of people who forget about 2 as a prime number though. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.08.27 04:43:00 -
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too much herp, not enough derp
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Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.08.27 13:21:00 -
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Originally by: Arvald too much herp, not enough derp
Well, where is all the derp
Slade
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.08.27 16:21:00 -
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Originally by: Slade Trillgon
Originally by: Arvald too much herp, not enough derp
Well, where is all the derp
Slade
Blane left and took it all with him
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Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.08.27 18:24:00 -
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Originally by: Arvald
Blane left and took it all with him
I had a feeling that you were going to say that.
What can we do to liven OOPE back up? Or is resistance futile?
Slade
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Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2011.08.27 23:33:00 -
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Hi Arvald, long time listener first time caller.
I am a sad and lonely narcissistic misanthrope with a tiny willie, bad teeth, really bad personal hygiene and a manic compulsion to start mind-numbingly banal, incosequential and repetitive threads on internet forums like my opinion on anything actually mattered.
Obviously the only solution is for me to terminate my useless existence forthwith in an overly dramatic and pointless way.
How do you reccommend I accomplish this?
NB. Please bear in mind that I have spent all my money on Cheesy Wotsits, blue pop from Aldi, baby oil and large economy size boxes of wet wipes so whatever method you suggest must provide maximum effect from minimum outlay.
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Arvald
Caldari Drunken Space Irish Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.08.28 01:17:00 -
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Slade, i suggest something involving nudity, and dog piles on top of midgets
as for jago, i dont condone suicide of any kind except to release terminal people from suffering, i CAN how ever suggest some very dangerous activities that could potentially lead to death.
*please note, arvald is not responsible for any bodily/mental harm from any of these activities* *please note, arvald is 100% responsible for any awesomeness that results from these activities*
First off, take your baby wipes, go down to the local zoo, and see how many lions bums you can clean before one of them tries to attack you.
If you are still alive, take your baby oil, go down to the beach, find the most attractive women you can and make sure they are with an overly muscular man, loudly, offer to apply said baby on to their *expletive deleted*, or any other sensitive concealed parts.
However unlikely, if you are still functioning after that activity, take your cheesy wotsits, go to the local duck park, glue the cheesy wotsist to yourself and try to get a rather large flock of ducks/geese to chase after you, once you have a large enough flock following you, jump into the water, if all goes well they will swarm you and the combined weight from all of the water foul should keep you under the water for a rather long time.
let me know how this goes /
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