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Hellkyte
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Posted - 2011.07.08 00:10:00 -
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Edited by: Hellkyte on 08/07/2011 00:13:15 Are you a complete PvP neophyte, but understand what the word neophyte means and would like to become an acolyte?
Maybe you have some PvP experience, but want to be better, and a part of something better?
Do you consider yourself a pro PvPer but you've just never found the right group to test your mettle with?
GUESS WHAT YOU'RE STILL A WORTHLESS MAGGOT!
That's right! Here at the Waffle House we take pride in our ability to take players of all known experience levels, break them down into mewling crap spawn they are and rebuild them into terrible warriors of righteous vengeance.
Sniggwaffe is the training corp for sniggerdly the infamous pirate corp from Pandemic Legion, and we are recruiting, and we need you! Actually, you probably suck pretty bad and should just go apply to the few remaining NC alliances in Delve or something. But, the few of you that don't suck, swing by the Join Sniggwaffe channel in game and talk to a recruiter. We are VERY SELECTIVE (not really).
Here's what we are looking for:
Requirements
-5 mil min SP bare minimum (and we will probably make fun of you and ban you from the recruitment channel with 5 mil)
-Must be able to fly stealth bombers and T2 fit 1 race of battlecruiser (preferably HACs as well)
-People who can dedicate their character 100% to PvP. We are not a ratting corp. We understand the need to make ISK, but that should be the minority of your time.
-People who can support an incredibly fiscally irresponsible PvP lifestyle. This cannot be understated. If you do not have an ability to support massive amounts of ship losses then gtfo.
-Zero Attitude. You do not come into the Waffle House with attitude, but you may leave with it.
-Seriously Zero Attitude. We don't care if you are the PvP Messiah sent down from Vallhalla to teach us the glorious ways of the warrior. When you come in your are nothing. We don't give a crap how good you think you are, and if you come in and try to tell people you will get kicked faster than that cute "Hang in there!" kitten.
-Thick Skin. 90% of your body mass should probably be skin.
-Obviously, we aren't interested in people from any of the crap alliances that we "helped" destroy (we didn't really help)
-and, obviously, we expect 100% loyalty and commitment to the Waffle House. This isn't an alt corp. This isn't for weekend PvPers. This is where you live.
Recommended
-Pilots who are willing to betray their old corporations and alliances is always a plus, mainly just because its funny, it isn't really needed.
-PvP experience is a big plus, but we would rather take a new guy who will stfu and learn than some "experienced" jackass that thinks he knows what he is doing and won't stfu and do what he is told.
-Having an alt account is almost mandatory for being able to fund your life in Waffles.
Here's what we have to offer
-Lots and lots and lots and lots of PvP. We have regular Ops and people are always PvPing. All we do is PvP. Seriously.
-Access to some of the best PvP minds in EvE.
-Access to some pretty quality PvPers to help you learn stuff. But they are probably going to talk trash to you while they teach you.
-Comms and all that technical stuff
-A feeling of superiority, or as it is better known: "smug"
-A fully ZERO PERCENT ship replacement policy. Seriously we won't pay for anything you lose.
-As this is Sniggs training corp you also have the oppurtunity to one day get into sniggerdly. But you are probably not going to be good enough and will get trolled out first.
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So check out our recruitment channel "Join Sniggwaffe" and ask to speak to a recruiter. This is in a way your first test, because we will ban your ass from that channel faster than I will gag after eating whipped fish if you make a mis-step in there.
Also, just out of charity to those who are too dumb to not know this already, we expect FULL API from all accounts
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Hellkyte
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Posted - 2011.07.08 00:20:00 -
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Derp.
I left off that you will be required to have a Mic and be able to use Comms.
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Illadelph Justice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.07.08 15:57:00 -
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Originally by: Hellkyte A feeling of superiority, or as it is better known: "smug"
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Dvomayn
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.08 16:33:00 -
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No Steelratty's.
More Aussies, join already for crying out loud. |
Hellkyte
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Posted - 2011.07.08 17:11:00 -
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Yeah EU and AUS TZ are preferred at the moment. However I am a pretty diehard jingoist so US TZ is also cool. |
Tassabra
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Posted - 2011.07.08 22:02:00 -
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me gusta |
Hellkyte
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Posted - 2011.07.09 07:19:00 -
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Yeah so we're pretty awesome at what we do.
And all we do is win.
And loose ships. |
Avams
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Posted - 2011.07.09 19:20:00 -
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Join "Join Sniggwaffe", we're always in the mood for a talk :)
Also: Free bump |
Jones Bones
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2011.07.09 19:23:00 -
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Originally by: Hellkyte
And loose ships.
I like tight, firm ships. |
GaIIows
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Posted - 2011.07.09 19:59:00 -
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Do you have a mining branch? |
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Hellkyte
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Posted - 2011.07.09 21:33:00 -
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We can also teach players how to troll better. Bad trolling is caused by excessive exposure to Goons or other terrible alliances, failheap or kugu, or just generally by a history of malnutrition that occurred because your mother didn't really like you and was hoping that if she didn't feed you right you would die from SIDs, which sadly you didn't and by the time she realized she couldn't kill you that way you had learned how to crawl out of the dumpster she kept abandoning you in. |
Dvomayn
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Posted - 2011.07.10 03:53:00 -
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Edited by: Dvomayn on 10/07/2011 03:52:54 Are you as gorgeous as Waffle Bro Illadelph Justice?
Impossible. But join anyway. |
Cynara
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Posted - 2011.07.10 20:05:00 -
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Bump
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Reaith
The Ankou Raiden.
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Posted - 2011.07.11 09:39:00 -
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Phear the Waffe!
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Highland Cream
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Posted - 2011.07.11 09:57:00 -
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Boy, I couyld do with some abuse....
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Illadelph Justice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.07.11 22:00:00 -
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more waffles for the waffle throne ---
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Illadelph Justice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.07.11 22:03:00 -
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Originally by: Dvomayn Edited by: Dvomayn on 10/07/2011 03:52:54 Are you as gorgeous as Waffle Bro Illadelph Justice?
Impossible. But join anyway.
YOU ARE CORRECT ---
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Zeddicus Mallows
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Posted - 2011.07.12 12:34:00 -
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Originally by: GaIIows Do you have a mining branch?
1. Goto NPC Corp 2. Buy Hulk & Gear 3. Mine Away 4. Give minerals to us 5. ? 6. Profit
You can contract all minerals to the corp.
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Hellkyte
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Posted - 2011.07.12 23:10:00 -
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Hahaha I died.
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Skanky Panky
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Posted - 2011.07.13 14:42:00 -
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Hi guys I wan 2 be a real PL is this were I play I become real PL?
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Hellkyte
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Posted - 2011.07.13 23:45:00 -
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In your case I would suggest you crawl back up in that muddy trench your mom let you out of and hope you come out better next time, that's probably your only chance.
For other people, yes you could potentially get into PL through this route, but seriously don't count on it. If nothing else you will simply come out a better player who is mad because your corp mates destroyed your carrier right before you got kicked out for still being pretty crap.
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Dvomayn
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.14 16:14:00 -
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I got to yell at some random people in our Join channel today - it gave me a feeling of vast superiority, as well as making me slightly less flacid. You, too, could have the opportunity to be yelled at repeatedly by yours truly. Join now
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Skanky Panky
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Posted - 2011.07.14 16:53:00 -
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Not fair. Why not let me be real PL. WHY u be mean just question. PL are best pvp in eve online I can be good enuf promise
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Hellkyte
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.14 16:58:00 -
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One thing that i find interesting are the potential recruits from a so-called PvP alliance. For the vast majority thr only difference between them and a person who has never PvP'd is that they mistakenly think they know something.
Then I look at their killboards and see Eagle losses.
Do your part to help make EvE a better place by coming to Sniggwaffe and learning about how PvP really works. Stop running with the crap PvP alliances and stop flying Eagles. The longer you stay in one of the *many* horrible PvP alliances the more difficult it will be to cure you of the infections they left festering in your mind.
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Funnel Web
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Posted - 2011.07.15 07:17:00 -
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So, we need more scrubs, i need something to do, come let me have someone to call useless ***ots plz
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Pawis Saba
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.15 08:57:00 -
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sup, ill teach you :smug:
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Cynara
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Posted - 2011.07.15 19:33:00 -
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mine
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Hellkyte
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.15 19:42:00 -
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Originally by: Skanky Panky Not fair. Why not let me be real PL. WHY u be mean just question. PL are best pvp in eve online I can be good enuf promise
I just assumed you were a troll, maybe you don't speak english well or you are stupid (really it's the same thing). In fact you sound a lot like a dude that lost a super to PL recently.
Bad news is waffles requires semi-fluency and mental accumen.
Good news is that Blood Covenant doesn't.
Bad news is they are bigger ****s than we are.
Good news is I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance.
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Funnel Web
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Posted - 2011.07.16 19:49:00 -
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Ok, I'm seriously bored, u wane have a go at pvp, Ur not complete ****** and u know whats front or back to ur ship? guess what, ur probably better then half the scrubs that entered and gotten kicked from our Channel.
Need some full scale abuse? U are probably not gone last a day in the channel, but come have a go. I like to chit chat, make me happy and u might get your 15 min in corp before everyone realize how bad u truly are
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Moll
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.17 04:59:00 -
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Bump bump, as we want more Aussie / Asian players
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Funnel Web
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Posted - 2011.07.17 19:41:00 -
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Bump for the Bumps sake |
Moll
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Posted - 2011.07.18 05:27:00 -
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Soooo, as the last few recruits got successfully trolled out of our channel, we need more recruits to play with.... u think u have what it takes to get in? Come find out.
Bump for Aussie tz
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Cthulhu F'taghn
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.07.18 05:42:00 -
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Bummpo
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Haack Mah
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.07.18 07:26:00 -
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bump for aussie seriously if you want to learn pvp join waffles and not anza for the love of god
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Hellkyte
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.19 00:11:00 -
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Edited by: Hellkyte on 19/07/2011 00:12:01 Edited by: Hellkyte on 19/07/2011 00:11:37 This is basically the best description of our PvP. Given by Vuk Lau
Honey Badger Don't Care
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Hellkyte
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Posted - 2011.07.19 03:12:00 -
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Also, while some context is missing, this is what you don't do in our recruitment channel
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1553163
What you do do is come in, don't be an idiot, and ask to talk to a recruiter.
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Hellkyte
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Posted - 2011.07.19 22:08:00 -
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Whelp, looks like all the context is missing now :)
Anyways. Drop by our channel "Join Sniggwaffe" and ask to speak to a recruiter. Word of warning though, read the stuff at the top of the channel first. If you can't follow the first rules you are given you aren't going to have much of a chance.
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Funnel Web
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Posted - 2011.07.20 05:26:00 -
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For some reasons we want more play mates in this tz, so come see if u have what it takes to get in. Its not that hard, really, so come amuse me.
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Cheeb Aman
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Posted - 2011.07.20 11:49:00 -
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Come get abused in the join sniggwaffe channel! I like to kill you cause every wreck makes it feel like opening presents at christmas, you never know what's going to be inside |
Hellkyte
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Posted - 2011.07.20 12:22:00 -
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Some people have commented that we seem to ask a lot and offer little. Well, first that's a good way to get kicked from our recruitment channel.
Second, while we are primarily the training corp for sniggerdly we are also generally the training corp for all of PL (mainly because the other corps are too lazy to have their own recruitment corps.) That's what we offer. That's about 100 times more than any other PvP training corp, or PvP corps in general.
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Illadelph Justice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.07.20 13:32:00 -
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Waffles class of 2011 reporting in ---
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Iva Soreass
Friar's Club
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Posted - 2011.07.20 16:00:00 -
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Hah Best recruitment thread on eveo.
GL guys n gals.
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Hellkyte
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.21 03:15:00 -
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I just had an ex-widot guy talk trash to me about being in a training corp. Funny thing is that Waffles are actually better than Widot. Not just this guys corp. The whole alliance. People think that just because we are a training corp we are a bunch of idiots. Truth is, and this is no troll, even as a training corp we are much better than the vast majority of so called PvP groups.
I've had recruits come in from Brick Squad that don't put tanks on their stealth bombers because it was the corp fit.
I've had recruits from MH who bring Myrmidons to Shield Nano gangs.
I've had recruits from BANE that we have kicked from our recruiting channel because Heretic Army is terrible.
There are a handful of PvP corps that get my respect (Hydra, We Form Voltron, Black Legion to name a few). But so many of the other "Elite PvP corps" are nothing short of complete failures in life, love, and most importantly EvE.
By the way, here's how the Widot idiot and his friend thought they should fit their bomber:
https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=428766
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Emilia Bluu
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Posted - 2011.07.21 04:02:00 -
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HOW DO I BUMP THREAD?
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Funnel Web
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Posted - 2011.07.21 06:59:00 -
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Fights everyday, roams most days of the week unless we got other business to tend to, We don't do sov game, so if u get to see pos bashing, consider u unlucky, as we don't usually bother ( unless we see a nice Little profit of it
If u join, and don't become a better player, then u would be a rare case, as i have yet to see a scrub not learning new things. Come test how well u handle abuse, see if u are one of those that actually wane get better and learn how to own out numbered and against the odds. See if u can handle a day in our channel, join me and the other recruiters, in "join Sniggwaffe" or if u want a more personal twist on ur abuse, mail me
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India99
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Posted - 2011.07.21 14:27:00 -
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Sounds like incredibly fun. Where can I app? |
Claire-Cnut
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Posted - 2011.07.21 17:23:00 -
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Join sniggwaffe you say?
Think i will.
Channel 'join sniggwaffe'
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Johnny Galnetty
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Posted - 2011.07.21 21:51:00 -
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this thread delivers
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Emilia Bluu
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Posted - 2011.07.22 04:13:00 -
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waffles gonna waff.
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Illadelph Justice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.07.22 04:23:00 -
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One day pandemic legion will failcascade, and PL members will join waffles en masse because waffles is probably the best corporation since Wayne enterprises ---
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Hellkyte
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.22 04:42:00 -
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Hellkyte: You're talking about what.You're talking about... *****ing about that kill you missed, some sonofa***** who stabbed his drake, some punk you want to gank, so forth. Let's talk about something important. They all here?
Williamson: All but one.
Hellyte: I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important. Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee's for PvPers. You think I'm ****ing with you? I am not ****ing with you. I'm here from Aridia. I'm here from Sniggwaffe. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. You call yourself a PvPer you son of a *****?
Moss: I don't gotta sit here and listen to this ****.
Hellkyte: You certainly don't pal, 'cause the good news is - MM or Brick will take you. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one chance to regain your self-respect starting with tonight. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. Cause we're adding a little something to this recruitment drive. As you all know first prize is a place in PL. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is joining MM. Third prize is you rage-quit EvE because you missed out on the best time in EvE and instead now you just emo-rage post on Failheap. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got a chance. Sniggwaffe is your chance. You can't take that chance you can't PvP ****? You ARE ****. Hit the bricks pal and beat it because you are going OUT.
Levene: Training corps are weak.
Hellkyte: Training corps are weak? ****ing training corps are weak. You're weak. I've been in this 8 months...
Moss: What's your name?
Hellkyte: **** you. That's my name. You know why, mister? You spent today 3 hours on a gatecamp. I spent today balls deep fighting like a man. THAT'S my name. And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the man's game, you can't PvP - go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Point them Shoot them Kill them. You hear me you ****ing f****? A-B-P. A-Always, B-Be, P-PvPing. Always be PvPing. ALWAYS BE PVPING. B-A-N-G. B-Bomber, A-AHAC, N-Nano, G-Gank. Bomber- You ever get 60 kills in 1 minute? AHAC - ARMOR HACS ARMOR HACS ARMOR HACS. Nano - Ever kited a shortbus? And Gank - we don't fight fair we fight to win. B-A-N-G. Get in here - you soft targets everywhere. You think they log in and have any idea how to fight? Most of these idiots don't know a perch from a point. They're sitting out there waiting for you to kill them. Are you gonna do it? Are you man enough to do it? What's the problem, pal?
Moss: You - Hellkyte. [sarcastic] You're such a hero, you're so awesome at PvP, how come you're coming down here wasting your time with such a bunch of bums?
Hellkyte: You see my kills?
Moss: Yeah.
Hellkyte: These kills mean more than anything you have ever done in EvE. Stats are for chumps who think all that matters is the mail itself. Every KM I have I got through being better than the person I flew against. In Sniggwaffe we fly outgunned and outmanned and we can put a hurting on the largest alliances in EvE. You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a ****. Good father? **** you! Go home and play with your kids. Great KB stats? They were earned pressing F1-F4 and blindly following an idiot of an FC.
You wanna fly here - learn to PvP! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you ****sucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get sitting in a Shadoo OP? You don't like it, join MM. I can go out tonight with a Thrasher/BB swarm and have a more fun and successful OP than you ever could following some idiot like Plague Black. TONIGHT. A-B-P! Get mad you sons of *****es!
You want to know what it takes to PvP in EvE? It takes BRASS BALLS to PvP. Go and do likewise gents. Our corp is out here. You join up, the real EvE is yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You log on you want to PvP, then PVP! And you know what you'll be saying? A bunch of loosers mining in high sec saying 'I used to PvP, it's a tough racket'
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Hellkyte
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Posted - 2011.07.22 04:46:00 -
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Hellkyte - And to answer your question, the reason I am down here sifting through you scrubs to find the 1 in 10 that is worth PL's time and interest is because Grogoth told me to. And you ALWAYS do what Grogoth tells you to.
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Moll
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.22 15:08:00 -
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U want to experience trolling? proper abuse? or simply want see others get abused? visit our recruitment channel, and wait for your turn to get trolled, or simply surprise us by going for it.
You would be surprised at how far u will get if u just step in to our office and speak up, worst case u get told to come back when u have proper skills. ( Maybe not in the most polite manner, but still, worst case
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Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army B A N E
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Posted - 2011.07.22 15:48:00 -
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Originally by: Jones Bones
Originally by: Hellkyte
And loose ships.
I like tight, firm ships.
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Hellkyte
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.22 17:07:00 -
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Edited by: Hellkyte on 22/07/2011 17:12:06 I want to be clear on something. This isn't an S&M Corp. People keep talking about the abuse like it's an end in and of itself. It's not. What it is is a means to an end, and that end is making you a pvper that's better than what you will find in 90% of null sec. And of course it's just one of many means. You will not find a group that has more resources for training pilots from scratch into something good in EvE.
And I firmly believe that we could take the weakest PvPers in EvE and make them into somethin good if they were willing to put in the effort, suck in their fat guts, and learn. Before I started I was only a hair abov a carebear, worse than even Vanguard or Majesta pilots, I was so bad I didn't even realize I sucked. Now I know my abilities and I respect them.
Self respect is what we offer if you're willin to work for it. You may come in a soft weak puppy and you may get repeatedly kicked like a base drum, but at the end of the day you will come out a Micheal Vick Fighting Dog and one day, with your muzzle dripping with the blood of a gutted oponent, you will look back on your days as a weak puppy and you won't even recognize yourself.
That's what we offer.
That's what we do.
That's who we are.
Now look in the mirror and think about what you are, and what you want to be.
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Cynara
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Posted - 2011.07.22 17:50:00 -
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don't be mad
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Hellkyte
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Posted - 2011.07.22 23:50:00 -
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Also if you have a sketchy character history you have almost no chance of getting in, should have made that clear earlier. Almost every recruiter we have would be unwilling to recruit someone with a bunch of character transfers or odd player donations. I mean hell, we ask for your full API, and we DO go through it.
And I realize that just because you have an ugly character history that guarantee you are a spy, but if it comes between offending the few people like this that aren't spies/suspicious etc or just letting in any player regardless of how much they stink like a spy, I will gladly tell any nice guy in the room to get stuffed.
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Dengen Krastinov
Amarr SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.07.23 01:09:00 -
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I like chocolate and australians. They are not mutually exclusive.
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Buddy Freep
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Posted - 2011.07.23 01:12:00 -
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Great corp, great people
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Caligrown Kush
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Posted - 2011.07.23 01:16:00 -
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bump
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Vhelka
Minmatar SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.23 02:54:00 -
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Free Bagels on Waffle house served on shiny platters
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izQzi
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Posted - 2011.07.23 11:37:00 -
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Need more EU groupies aswell ... prime time europe FTW
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Hellkyte
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.24 03:30:00 -
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Come on down to our recruitment channel "Join Sniggwaffe" and ask to speak to a recruiter. Straight up though READ THE RULES.
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Emilia Bluu
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Posted - 2011.07.24 15:05:00 -
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Waffles space friends best space friends.
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Holy One
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.07.25 01:49:00 -
[65]
Euro*** confirming this thread seriously needs a good bumpin' |
Illadelph Justice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.07.26 16:28:00 -
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I don't know who most of these terrible people are. |
Hellkyte
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.27 00:06:00 -
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BBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMPPPPPPPSSSSS
Ah I feel better now.
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Funnel Web
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Posted - 2011.07.27 04:44:00 -
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Originally by: Holy One Euro*** confirming this thread seriously needs a good bumpin'
And next time, maybe u should actually make the bump good then?
But to business, I'm bored, i want someone new to talk to, come make me a happy girl, make my morning a bit better for finding a new useful person or to have a new useless idiot to yell at
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Lownah
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Posted - 2011.07.27 08:22:00 -
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Edited by: Lownah on 27/07/2011 08:22:34 missed a 4.2 bil isk Nightmare kill to join this corp, hope its worth it - watch this space!
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Funnel Web
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Posted - 2011.07.27 14:20:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Lownah Edited by: Lownah on 27/07/2011 08:22:34 missed a 4.2 bil isk Nightmare kill to join this corp, hope its worth it - watch this space!
Now this is the kind of recruit we wane try out, dedicated enough to miss nice kills to talk to talk to me, one that actually undocks and try to kill something.... If nothing else, he got his chance to prove he is more then half bad
Welcome to corp
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Slash Dawg
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.27 18:04:00 -
[71]
Having the most fun I had in ages. Don't let the recruiters scare you off, they're actually pretty chill. Unless you ... well, you know ...
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Dvomayn
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.28 06:35:00 -
[72]
Australians join. Hurry up. I'm literally never online due to ~~Winning EVE~~ so mail me and I will get to you. But please, don't fing convo me.
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Buddy Freep
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.28 11:50:00 -
[73]
Bumping the bump
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.28 15:24:00 -
[74]
So recruitment channel is now filled with green and people we don't need, u think u have what it takes? all PvP, no carebearing, all fun, lots of ***gots that will happily tell u where to stick it if u mess up? but will also +rep u for all the good things u do?
Come visit our chanel "Join Sniggwaffe" or mail me ingame, all mails gets a reply, good or bad
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.29 11:19:00 -
[75]
bump bump, way to far back for such a thread
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Wolf Virpio
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Posted - 2011.07.29 11:42:00 -
[76]
I was semi hard when reading this, then went flaccid after reading the first line in the OP. I'm in a trench right now, next to the dumpster my mom left me in. I'm also a neckbeard, who lives in a trench, next to the dumpster his mother left him in, which happens to be right outside the door to said mother's basement.
I fail at life and at eve. Returning player, only 23 days old, so I won't join and cut myself. I'll also include, but it's not limited to, putting on eyeliner and black finger nail polish with some of that pale crap that emo teen girls wear (and apparently emo dudes) with some big ass platform shoes wishing I was cool enough to get yelled at and trolled by the Waffe.
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.29 17:59:00 -
[77]
I must admit i didn't get a single thing u meant by that post, as for me that was total gibberish, but thanks for bumping our thread
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.30 06:36:00 -
[78]
Sooooo, we still want a few more, Low-sec and 0.0 roams are waiting for the right ones, if ur below what we need, u might get in as we still need more people to troll
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.31 06:10:00 -
[79]
So i don't really like waffles, or pancakes, and one have cupcakes? as i love chocolate chip with lots of frosting if u got it
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Buddy Freep
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.31 19:37:00 -
[80]
back to the top (where it belongs)
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.08.01 07:34:00 -
[81]
So, I have some spare time if your quick, now get in our channel "Join sniggwaffe"
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Lijara Caldar
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Posted - 2011.08.01 11:25:00 -
[82]
Im a good boy ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Moll
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.08.01 19:59:00 -
[83]
Since he is trying to be a good little boy, ill try to not be a good little girl, cant have to many good ones
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.08.02 07:07:00 -
[84]
Back to top, where this belong
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Intaki guy
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.08.02 16:03:00 -
[85]
we need more stray dogs to keep funnel away from bad boys
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izQzi
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Posted - 2011.08.02 16:04:00 -
[86]
We definately need more chicks in corp.... their sweet voice gives a moral boost to the warriors
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Skarr Tos
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Posted - 2011.08.02 16:12:00 -
[87]
All we do is win. Join for great corp mates, great leadership, and lots and lots of shooting.
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Nimtra
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Posted - 2011.08.02 23:06:00 -
[88]
Waffles are tasty. Oh yes, they play eve too.
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Lelob
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Posted - 2011.08.03 11:59:00 -
[89]
Pretty chill group of people who are always trying to get better. Great place to be :)
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Master tyler
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Posted - 2011.08.03 11:59:00 -
[90]
well i should probably say something to keep this amusing.
Remember kids **** is fun but only do it with a group of the best ****sts in the game Sniggwaffe
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Spare me
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Posted - 2011.08.03 16:34:00 -
[91]
Bumping this because they were invading my 10/10 but left the core x-type loot I had lying around in a can next to the warpin to the last room they cool
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Arnoud Langen
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Posted - 2011.08.03 16:42:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Spare me Bumping this because they were invading my 10/10 but left the core x-type loot I had lying around in a can next to the warpin to the last room they cool
Oops wrong character
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Illadelph Justice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.08.03 16:48:00 -
[93]
Originally by: Wolf Virpio I was semi hard when reading this, then went flaccid after reading the first line in the OP. I'm in a trench right now, next to the dumpster my mom left me in. I'm also a neckbeard, who lives in a trench, next to the dumpster his mother left him in, which happens to be right outside the door to said mother's basement.
I fail at life and at eve. Returning player, only 23 days old, so I won't join and cut myself. I'll also include, but it's not limited to, putting on eyeliner and black finger nail polish with some of that pale crap that emo teen girls wear (and apparently emo dudes) with some big ass platform shoes wishing I was cool enough to get yelled at and trolled by the Waffe.
Someone recruit this dude. ---
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Riotmaker805
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.08.03 17:00:00 -
[94]
Hi bluemajere told me to come here so i did.
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.08.04 07:10:00 -
[95]
Oh, u were told to... u know how to follow orders, can work with that, mail me in game or join the channel "join sniggwaffe", ill make u a priority to be noticed
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Nimtra
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Posted - 2011.08.04 14:52:00 -
[96]
This just in: PL INVADING FOUNTAIN! See live footage Uncountable casualties
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Ktorn Sinus
ElitistOps Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.08.04 15:25:00 -
[97]
<3
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.08.04 18:12:00 -
[98]
Ok, so after 3 days without leaving this nice little system, i finally died, so while i put together a nice new ship and travel back down, i now have time to do a few more chit chats and recruitment waves. The more of u show up, the bigger room they have to breath
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Inepsa1987
Gallente SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.08.05 13:01:00 -
[99]
The tater has been rolled.
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Illadelph Justice
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.08.05 14:08:00 -
[100]
Shxxvdhdjsjahdvchdjskskkakalalpaojdxhzbksjcbhdks ---
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NuNu Dagobah
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.08.05 15:40:00 -
[101]
This post has the Nunu Dagobah Seal of Approval
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GodsMistress
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Posted - 2011.08.05 15:48:00 -
[102]
If you enjoy annoying some TEST duders while reading their endless smacktalk in local ... SNIGGwaffe is the place to beeeeeeeeeee....
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.08.06 08:16:00 -
[103]
Well, So, I'm starting to have enough recruitment for this round i think, hurry up before I'm to sick of it, while u still have a chance without me being to *****y.
We are having a blast messing with test lately, so if u want in, feel free to ask me for how to best do this, i would love some company in this, as its wicked fun.
I do reply to all mails, good or bad, u will not be ignored
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Hellkyte
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.08.06 08:35:00 -
[104]
Edited by: Hellkyte on 06/08/2011 08:36:18
In waffles we like to introduce Rorquals to the ownzone
https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=432453&r=99499
.....but seriously I am REALLY MAD BROS that I forgot to aggress this thing.....
Also that video is awesome.
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Lelob
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Posted - 2011.08.06 12:10:00 -
[105]
Mhmmmm good place to be to gank ****. Especially testies.
Would make this sound more meaningful but I just ate moldy yogourt thinking it was blueberry. :((( FML
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Tobias Sjodin
Habitual Euthanasia Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.08.06 12:39:00 -
[106]
Waffles are nice blokes. Join them.
HABIT
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.08.06 14:32:00 -
[107]
Just look at all these nice people that joined, and free bumps, I'm serious, once i hit my mark, which is soon, i wont do another interview, be one of my last ones, one of those ill look extra after
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Rembraan
PWNED Factor The Seventh Day
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Posted - 2011.08.07 00:17:00 -
[108]
There you are, half a year from now, sitting in your Captains Quarters, gazing at the big screen in front of your couch. While you are setting up Buy Orders from the last 2.5 mil ISK in your wallet, because your CEO did not reimburse the Retriever after the last suicide ganked mining op, you are watching alliance news. Giant, well oiled war machines, clashing against each other all over New Eden for fame, far more often than fortune.
And while your alliance mates are discussing their latest NEX Hello Kitty Paintjobbed Caracals which they spend their last Plex on, cause they are quitting next week anyways, you keep wondering what it would be like. What it would be like, to be part of the action on that screen. To function as a precise cogwheel in a giant construction of pure ownage.
Don't wait any longer. Make your step away from meaningless missioning, mindless mining and gullible gatecamps into a fleet of expertise. Be part of something badass. Have a career.
Also, waffles.
Thank you Funnel Web for supporting our cause. o/
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.08.08 02:54:00 -
[109]
Thank you Funnel Web for supporting our cause. o/
Now, ill support yours cause any day, making bears in to pvpers, what can be better, more people to play with
Almost done for this round, lazy days coming up
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Dvomayn
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.08.19 05:47:00 -
[110]
Recruitment is once again open.
As always, Australian/AUSTZ people send me mails in-game or get my attention in the join channel. We've got a pretty chill bunch of people going currently after DT and you won't be sitting scratching your bum too often
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.08.19 06:01:00 -
[111]
Soooooo, well, that was a short break from this
Guess our doors are back open, same rules as before,
total ******? don't bother, if you are half decent, come expect the worst, if you are decent come hope for the best, You the best thing ever happened to eve, come let us show u what a useless scrub u truly are
"Join sniggwaffe" is our channel, or mail a recruiter, we shouldn't be that hard to find
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jacob2471
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Posted - 2011.08.19 08:13:00 -
[112]
Its a pretty selective process to get in guys so be warned, i had to do word association and troll out another recruit with cyber and horse sex.
Good times.
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Gravanius
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Posted - 2011.08.19 13:59:00 -
[113]
I gotta rejoin, I cannot stand anymore schlong swinging in high sec. All I have to offer the Waffles is a barely touched ******* and a willingness to use it to my advantage.
If you dont let me in I will tell my mother and she will tell your mother, they will argue because I am her special little flower. She is national death match champion for knitting needle eskrima.
PS. I can bring beer.
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Nimtra
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Posted - 2011.08.19 15:47:00 -
[114]
Waffles, they get better every day.
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.08.20 06:48:00 -
[115]
Im not even sure what to put in here, that we haven't already said, guess ill just add out of the 30-40 people i have recruited so far, only 1 rage/emo quit and went on his merry way, 10 people could not handle the trolling and left rather soon, and about 20-30 people are having the best time of their eve life.
We do not sit still and spin a station or a pos, u will never be bored, as we are ALWAYS out shotting someone, camping someone, ****ing someone of, lately even high-sec bears have not even been safe, all so our members can get a good laugh.
Who cares about fair, who wants to play nice, we are not supposed to be nice, we are supposed to have fun, have good laughs, and we may hate each other at times, but damn, good friends that will never let u die with out putting up a good fight to save u, thats what waffles are about.
Wane join a group that fights out numbered, against the odds, or that simply finds a way to kill in hostile hq systems? "join sniggwaffe" is your first step
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Seth Rogue
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Posted - 2011.08.20 11:32:00 -
[116]
Into the breach I go, from maggot to man I will soon try to become |
Nimtra
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Posted - 2011.08.21 12:36:00 -
[117]
Being one of the 20-30 I can confirm what Funnel said.
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.08.22 13:15:00 -
[118]
Guess its time to bump this back to top where it belongs, I'm sure there are more bored players that wants a fun, harsh, but at the same time never boring play time. Our aim is to have fun, and enjoy this game. This is something most corps cant offer, we on the other hand can offer pvp ops, at all hours of the day, I have yet to hear one complaint on our activity lvl, as its always a fleet up and running.
Want more grieving or simply more kills? want new friends that don't spin station as there is nothing to do? In the waffle house, you should not be bored, if you are, you are doing something wrong.
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Dvomayn
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.08.23 15:57:00 -
[119]
Aussies pl0x
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Slash Dawg
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.08.24 11:13:00 -
[120]
Morning. |
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Gravanius
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.08.24 12:29:00 -
[121]
Since joining I have never had a single minute where there was not something going on or a fleet available. Tournaments, roams, special ops, you will never get bored.
Egads, ask for an interview already.
"Join Sniggwaffe"
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Hellkyte
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.08.24 17:58:00 -
[122]
USTZ pilots needed. We have become a bit pickier but it's still worth coming by to see what's what.
Also I have cut back on my drinking so you won't find me nicer than right now.
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Renwault
Caldari Solar Nexus. Cascade Probable
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Posted - 2011.08.25 04:22:00 -
[123]
i am useless as all get out and the actually talked to me.
Enjoy the free bump...and my knob.
:)
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.08.25 20:08:00 -
[124]
Well, I'm pleased I'm not the only face in this thread by now
We still have some spots open, actually we can never have to many, it might be a rough path in, but once you join, you will not regret. We seem to have more fun then the average, as the only reason for you to spin is that you just don't want to have fun
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.08.26 11:04:00 -
[125]
So... page 5, what more can i say? Its all been said, and there isn't much more to tell.
I could tell I'm bored, and wants more people to talk to, being it ******s i can yell at, decent people i can troll in to being useful, or be it wickedly good people i can call team members, but guess ill just say
BUMP
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Renwault
Caldari SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.08.26 11:43:00 -
[126]
I will be totally useless today.
Enjoy the bump, douchies
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Cynara
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Posted - 2011.08.26 19:12:00 -
[127]
up up up
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.08.27 04:05:00 -
[128]
Well, this is like 6 am Saturday morning, what we don't do to bump this thread
Anyway, we want more scrubs, some come see if you match the scrub ticker
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.08.28 05:20:00 -
[129]
since its early Sunday morning, ill just stick with
BUMP
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fpshacker
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.08.28 07:26:00 -
[130]
sniggwaffe pretty much embody all that used to be elite in PL.
THEY ARE GOOD MEN.
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Cynara
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Posted - 2011.08.28 20:48:00 -
[131]
UP UP said the bee
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.08.29 14:26:00 -
[132]
Well, ill make it easy on all of you that has few kills, or lost more then they killed, or those that has simply gotten of on the wrong foot with me in recruitment channel a new go. I am now open for bribery via cute mails, love letters, poems ( has to be made on your own, no copy paste), short stories, a nice essay on why you are worth our time..... things lie this....
This is not really needed, i will interview any and all scrubs that enter our channel and ask for it, but this... this will mean i notice you, which can only be a good thing, as mostly, its up to the recruiters mood if you get to join, as skills can be thought
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.08.30 07:44:00 -
[133]
This is a bump for the aussie tz, we have a few good members that wants more people to play with, cant see why, we have so many new scrubs, but i guess a few more wont hurt i guess.
So still looking for a few more recruits, aussie/asian, euro or US, we accept it all if you arent totally useless
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iwannabeahippy
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.08.30 19:42:00 -
[134]
o/
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.08.31 14:36:00 -
[135]
Back to top, poems was a good idea, and essays, makes me smile, more i smile the easier it is to get in, who would have thought
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Renwault
Caldari SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.08.31 16:33:00 -
[136]
saluting the most fun I've had in quite a while. Come join the ***gotry.
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lathargik
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Posted - 2011.08.31 20:40:00 -
[137]
still looking for worthless maggots who are self sufficient willing to learn to be a *smug* scrub??
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Cynara
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Posted - 2011.09.01 08:57:00 -
[138]
Looking for guys like this:
AFLuXx > i'm an 18.5mill sp dutch pvp pilot with good understanding of the english language looking for a good nullsec corporation, pls contact me
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Rhyvane III
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Posted - 2011.09.01 10:37:00 -
[139]
Its a shame u guys dont have stuff going on in the OZ timezone.Sounds like an interesting corp. I am a PvP noob who knows very little to nothing about PvP'ing except that at the end of the day any Ozzie is worth at least 10 Yanks and as for euro's....Dont get me started.
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.09.01 15:21:00 -
[140]
Whats the OZ time? im pretty sure we have fun in that to, as e are never bored..
And we look for anyone that can be thought to be useful
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Sondossa
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Posted - 2011.09.01 16:37:00 -
[141]
Would love to join up, I have a couple alts that are higher sp than this one, very good listener and love to learn, how does one join up?? Super self sufficient as well
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Cynara
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Posted - 2011.09.01 19:06:00 -
[142]
Ok guys, we are currently looking for some more US TZ pilots (miners) to plus up our new Combat Hulk Fleets. Prior experience flying the hulk or skiff is a plus. Must be able to fit the below fit and have the T2 drones. Currently Waffles does reimburse these losses.
Feel free to contact me directly for details.
Cynara
[Hulk, battle] Damage Control II Micro Auxiliary Power Core I
Medium Shield Booster II Faint Epsilon Warp Scrambler I Small Capacitor Booster II, Navy Cap Booster 400 Fleeting Propulsion Inhibitor I
Salvager (or other high of choice) Small Unstable Power Fluctuator I Small Unstable Power Fluctuator I
Hammerhead II x5
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.09.01 19:31:00 -
[143]
WTF???? u mad cynara????
My god, and yes we still looking, join sniggwaffe is the place to be, never a dull moment
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PMSing
North Eastern Swat
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Posted - 2011.09.02 06:46:00 -
[144]
Meow
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.09.02 15:01:00 -
[145]
So, i managed for some reason to do 10 interviews and accepted 4, which is pretty time consuming....
We want more scrubs, as i enjoy the new scrubs coming OMG I'm so enjoying this, which is the only reply i have gotten, from every recruit i talked to after they join.
Dont ,miss out on the opportunity to join the fun roams
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.09.03 03:34:00 -
[146]
If you guys keep these nice sweet mails coming, ill find it hard to be mean and trolling in our channel
That would be a drastic change of ways, so run run get in our channel and keep mailing me and you might find me in a good mood and i will forget to troll you
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1llusi0n
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Posted - 2011.09.03 04:57:00 -
[147]
bvfdbgfdgbfd
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1llusi0n
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Posted - 2011.09.03 05:02:00 -
[148]
this sounds great
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Dubstepcat
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Posted - 2011.09.03 05:36:00 -
[149]
This corp is great, very nice people and very funny moments in the corp. I suggest joining their public channel to enjoy the great moments you'll have even there. There's also a really nice recruiter who goes by the name "Funnel Web" <3
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Cynara
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Posted - 2011.09.03 08:18:00 -
[150]
If this sounds like you, even a little bit....
5Mill SP player looking for corp. Can fly enhumers / gallente BS. Pref industrial and some 0.0 roots. /w me
Get out
Close the door behind you
Thanks
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.09.03 18:12:00 -
[151]
I'm starting a competition.....
Best mail/poem/short story to me, gets a nice price....
I will link you one of the poems if you ask nicely, so you know what your up against....
Interviews by the other recruiters will also be able to join, i will simply go from ALL mails, and pick the winner
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Cynara
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Posted - 2011.09.04 06:59:00 -
[152]
Come to me
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Brakaan
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.09.04 07:13:00 -
[153]
Indoctrination bump is a go.
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.09.04 10:42:00 -
[154]
So ok, my mail box is to full to handle this
"Join sniggwaffe" channel, and enjoy the ride, we got more and more people hanging out for the amusing talk
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Sergch
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2011.09.05 12:40:00 -
[155]
It's good team i think! :) Join for PvP!
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Renwault
Caldari SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.09.05 18:35:00 -
[156]
its fun in hurrrrrrr!
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.09.06 04:37:00 -
[157]
Come visit our channel, ill spin the lottery to see which recruiter you end up with, is it a nice one, is it a mean one, or is it one that will actually accept you...
come try it out
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Moll
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.09.06 14:44:00 -
[158]
Come see the trolls, lots of them, and free waffles in the waffle house if we find you worthy
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Skarr Tos
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Posted - 2011.09.07 17:15:00 -
[159]
Been Smuggin for a couple of months now, its a good feeling. Come on down to the Smug Rodeo.
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Funnel Web
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2011.09.08 08:36:00 -
[160]
Waffle house is still open, join us in "join sniggwaffe" channel, and enjoy the trolling
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