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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.15 14:41:00 -
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Edited by: Xenuria on 15/07/2011 14:45:23
Hello everybody, my name is Xenuria and I am acting director and Chief Diplomatic Officer for Hydra Reloaded.
I would like to take a moment to discuss my future plans for Hydra Reloaded and how these plans will affect you the eve community. For starters Hydra Reloaded will be embarking on several high profile and some surgically clandestine campaigns. The end goal of these operations, which will be funded by alliance tournament winnings and the sale of tournament ships; will be the elimination of any and all people who do not share our view for the future!
With the complete and total unquestioning cooperation of Hydra Reloaded I will begin to lay the framework for a better eve online for all of those loyal to our cause to enjoy. Those who choose to dissent or rise up against us will be re-educated and if re-education should fail they will be exiled from the new world we at Hydra Reloaded intend to create.
Imagine a world were low security and null security space is safe for anybody who is loyal to Hydra Reloaded. Imagine a world were everybody who pays tribute to me shall be able to go practically anywhere in eve without being attacked by other players unless they choose to be. Imagine a world were all factions and all corporations both player run and empire controlled are united under common goals.
I will create a world were pirates and gate campers no longer exist. A world were anybody with a negative security status becomes the prey rather then the predator.
Everybody who has currently a negative security status will have approximately 1 month to bring it up to a positive number. After which point anybody in Hydra Reloaded who dose not conform to this regulation shall be blacklisted, exiled and hunted without mercy. The same shall be true for those outside Hydra Reloaded.
All Sovereignty in 0.0 security space shall be repossessed in the name of Hydra Reloaded and the Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet!
Glory Marcabia & Glory Hydra Reloaded "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.15 14:53:00 -
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Originally by: Andski nobody gives a **** about hydra reloaded
You are a petulant and confused child lost in the swamp of your own self perpetuated ignorance!
Goons in eve are nothing like they used to be, a once proud and disciplined people are now nothing but **** smelling neckbeards and hipsters furiously yiffing each other and calling it "progress" "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.15 16:55:00 -
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Edited by: Xenuria on 15/07/2011 16:59:13 The Future Is Now!
"As the Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet falls into formation ready for the assault on the pirates and outlaws of eve, stargate and station alike will hum and vibrate in anticipation. The very foundation of the world shall tremble, suns will go nova and moons will collapse into themselves or implode with rage and anguish. Even the asteroids themselves shall resonate with a righteous melody in preparation of our arrival. The skies themselves shall BURN in our wake." - Marcabian Propaganda Pamphlet
No power in the verse can stop me! "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.16 01:30:00 -
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If you wish to join us then make sure you have a positive sec status. Form gang and fleets with the purpose of hunting down those with low security status. Bust up illegal gatecamps! (A gatecamp is illegal if it is designed to camp and kill law abiding citizens)
"Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.16 03:04:00 -
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Originally by: Andski
Originally by: Tobias Sjodin
Originally by: Xenuria
Goons in eve are nothing like they used to be, a once proud and disciplined people are now nothing but **** smelling neckbeards and hipsters furiously yiffing each other and calling it "progress" [/red]
The goons, like any alliance or corporation are only as disciplined or able as an entity as the competence of its leadership. People in general are feeble incompetent dregs looking for the nearest carrot to follow. The difference now I suppose is that the path they have ahead leads to a cliffside, and the leadership ever so keen to hasten the pace.
I don't know, we just aren't in the habit of leeroying 500 maelstroms into a blob of 150 supercaps vOv
You guys also aren't in the habit of shaving, showering or surviving a single day without watching naruto or fapping to furfinity. Only reason that hipster mittani shaves and showers is because CCP pays him under the table to do so.
"Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.16 15:12:00 -
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Originally by: Feawin Sounds boring
Boring?
I am talking about the single largest PVP event to ever happen in the world of eve!
Within 1 month (marcabian time) everybody with a negative sec status will become a target. That is alot of targets bro!
Before any new better world is born the old one must be slaughtered so it can die and make way for the new one. "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.16 23:21:00 -
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Originally by: Harley Davidsen
Originally by: Xenuria
Originally by: Feawin Sounds boring
Boring? I am talking about the single largest PVP event to ever happen in the world of eve! Within 1 month (marcabian time) everybody with a negative sec status will become a target. That is alot of targets bro! Before any new better world is born the old one must be slaughtered so it can die and make way for the new one.
My apologies for not informing you sooner but: " The Markab species largely became extinct in 2259 due to the Drafa Plague. They were members of the League of Non-Aligned Worlds. There may still be some isolated colonies or outposts, but for all intents and purposes the Markab are a dead race." - Wiki never lies.
Try the BORG's, i am sure they will be happy to assimilate your ideas.
Marcabian /=/ Markab
"Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.18 04:16:00 -
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For those that are wondering we do plan on raising out own sec statuses before the month is over. "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.18 17:31:00 -
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Originally by: Andski our favorite sperglord
There was a time long ago when goons used such terms and actually understood enough about them to apply them correctly to appropriate situations. That time is evidently long passed. Nothing makes me more sad then reading the horrible attempts at attention and relevance that are born from this new age of goons. Surely it would not take too much of your ever so precious free time to do a google search or something to figure out how to correctly use insults and derogatory terminology. "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.19 14:27:00 -
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Originally by: Andski
Originally by: Xenuria
Originally by: Andski our favorite sperglord
There was a time long ago when goons used such terms and actually understood enough about them to apply them correctly to appropriate situations. That time is evidently long passed. Nothing makes me more sad then reading the horrible attempts at attention and relevance that are born from this new age of goons. Surely it would not take too much of your ever so precious free time to do a google search or something to figure out how to correctly use insults and derogatory terminology.
nothing makes me more sad than reading your horrible attempts at attention and relevance
Oh look a retort without wit or substance... You might as well have said "I know you are but what am I?"
"Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.19 22:17:00 -
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Edited by: Xenuria on 19/07/2011 22:21:11 Edited by: Xenuria on 19/07/2011 22:19:16
Originally by: Sephiroth CloneIIV
Originally by: Xenuria
You guys also aren't in the habit of shaving, showering or surviving a single day without watching naruto or fapping to furfinity. Only reason that hipster mittani shaves and showers is because CCP pays him under the table to do so.
Are you talking about goons or yourself? If you admit to knowing what furfinity is you basically lost eve, and life.
Want to show us some pictures of your costume or artwork. I searched Xenuria on furfinity but can't find you. Do you use another name or different site for that stuff?
I know what furfinity is because I faught in the war you inconsiderate bastard! I know what furfinity is because I was the raid commander for the raid that purged the furfinity sim over and over gain during the war. Take care what you say from this point on. you risk not only offending me but even those close to you. During the goon it meant something to be a goon.. it was the first and only time in the history of the internet that the PN,Goons, and anon all faught side by side. "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.19 23:39:00 -
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Ok.. I need to stop feeding you. "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.20 01:01:00 -
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Originally by: Ramsfeld HYDRA go home and die.
Soon your home shall belong to us!
"Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.20 02:10:00 -
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Originally by: SmilingVagrant
Originally by: celada1 :skink:
:skink:
Aww... how cute. the neckbeard is trying to use memes... "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.20 19:08:00 -
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There is not a single alliance or corporation that can stand in our way! "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.21 14:48:00 -
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Say what you will but the time shall come soon... Very Very Soon, the hunter will become the hunted and the predator shall become the prey! "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.21 20:13:00 -
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Goons are so mad... "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.22 03:40:00 -
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I was just pointing out to these foolish goons that there is nothing preventing me from cynoing in an invasion fleet.
When they tried to bull**** and say the system was cyno jammed I quickly pointed out that the system was not an incursion site and thus had no such environmental effect in place. Then to cover their stupidity they tried to say they had a special tool that allowed them to cyno jam non-incursion systems.
To which I retorted "Why then are their always Cynos near the station?"
Then the goons were all like "Uhmmm uhh.... Because... we uhh.. We can turn it off and on! yeah thats right! We have a magic switch that cyno jams systems and we turn it off sometimes."
Then I was like "Yeah ok..."
GoonSwarm Federation Misunderstanding Gameplay Mechanics since 2008 "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.22 14:11:00 -
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This is not over spank! Your time will come! "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.22 22:19:00 -
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Soon Hydra will have a logo worthy of my command. "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.23 17:25:00 -
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Originally by: Capricorn 0ne Will HYDRA RELOADED reload again? So would that be HYDRA RELOADED RELOADED AGAIN PART DEUX 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO.
In all seriousness if you do name it that would be cool. And I would be like "Hey I helped named them" and you guys could be like "He helped name us" and I would be ok with that.
It's a Logo not an alliance name. I have no plans to change the alliance name itself. Only to add a logo. "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.25 23:01:00 -
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Originally by: the SNEEP What do I have to do to make you invade Deklein right now? I want some close fitez
3/10
Thats the best I can give you, sorry. "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.25 23:30:00 -
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Originally by: the SNEEP What? I uh..don't really get what that's supposed to mean. You talk about how you're going to bring the goonies 'it', and here I am begging you for it because we're bored and you won't do it.
Okay then
Maybe you have been living under a rock... Under my leadership PL invaded goon space and liberated their super caps and blew up a goonswarm command ship. An aeon I think it was.
We also broke your stupid cyno jammer.
So yeah your behind on the times. "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.25 23:34:00 -
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Edited by: Xenuria on 25/07/2011 23:34:53
Originally by: the SNEEP So because you won 1 fight you won't ever come back?
Incorrect... Please do not let your assumptions get the best of your reasoning skills.
We shall return. We are gathering a force that will wash over VFK like a plague of death and retribution.
I will drive the goons out of second life!
Edit: err I mean Eve online Incarna! "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.27 02:56:00 -
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The Genos forums are full of casuals that play HoN and LoL all day. Most of them do not even play eve anymore.
The forums are really bad and I tried to make them less bad but all the regulards just keep derailing threads that have promise.
I have been considering nukeing it from orbit just to be sure.
"Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.28 02:18:00 -
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Originally by: spookydonut Hi Xenuria.
Did you pay 8bn to get into hydra?
No, quite the opposite really... I receive a regular stipend to lead hydra reloaded. How is that social problem of yours doing? "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.07.28 16:33:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank Based on your current reps in the POSTERDOME the outlook is not looking good for you Xenuria.
YEah nexus runs that forum so we might have to just buy a new forum for recruitment and hydra related stuff if he keeps acting like a child.
Poor guy can barely speak english, when he talks it sounds like his words were put in a blender on low for 8 seconds. He just mushes everything together into one super long word.
But yes Hydra is looking at new better forums. "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.08.05 00:56:00 -
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Originally by: GunnerySergeant Blair
Originally by: Xenuria
The end goal of these operations ,..., will be the elimination of any and all people who do not share our view for the future!
We don't share your view.
Good luck.
Oh well look who it is...
I taught the name Rooks and Kinds looked familiar. When I was running level 5s in iges I was scanned down by a mimmy and when I told him to come at me he said he had to go to stuff and quickly jumped system.
If the behavior of your peers is any indication I do not feel Rooks and Kings will be any threat to me and my people.
Hydra Is the Future of EVE!
Imagine CVA policy issued and enforced globally. In every region, everywhere.
My god it would be beautiful... "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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