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Kerron Dex Ormand
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Posted - 2011.07.18 23:48:00 -
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I was on a courier run when I was attacked by an Amarian cruiser!! they destroyed my ship but left me in the dead of space in my capsule pod. They left me to rot. I lost my cargo my money and I was left eating beans for three frackin' days!!!!! wore the same uniform for days!!!! when I made it back to my destroyer all I had to say is this
GOd'da**** them amari!!!!!
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Jason Galente
Gallente mishima ryu Crimson Isk
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Posted - 2011.07.19 01:03:00 -
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I don't know how to respond to this.
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Tarryn Nightstorm
Minmatar Hellstar Towing and Recovery
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Posted - 2011.07.20 18:43:00 -
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So spec' your courier ships for both resilience and speed/agility next time.
Oh, and stay awake: I know couriering is screamingly boring, but that really does help.
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Graelyn
Amarr Adamant Edge
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Posted - 2011.07.20 20:28:00 -
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I would suggest that you find yourself a nice explosion to sit in.
However, it would seem by your account that you have already accomplished this.
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Kerron Dex Ormand
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Posted - 2011.07.22 00:20:00 -
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you know i might be a liar and a thief maybe a drunk but what amarr hole did you come from
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Rek Jaiga
Minmatar Crimson Path Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.07.22 01:02:00 -
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...if you were left in your pod, why were you stuck for days? The thing has a warp drive, you know. Did you forget to turn it on? Take it from someone who has lost many small ships: the pod is a fine escape vehicle in an environment that lacks interdiction bubbles.
Unity Prevails. |
Chevalleis
The Legendary Conquest
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Posted - 2011.07.22 05:00:00 -
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Who actually takes clothes into a pod?
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Katrina Oniseki
Caldari Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2011.07.22 08:31:00 -
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Beans?
If the only food you could stock your escape craft with were beans, I cannot imagine you had much money to lose. Unless, your cargo was beans.
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Tarryn Nightstorm
Minmatar Hellstar Towing and Recovery
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Posted - 2011.07.22 09:07:00 -
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Originally by: Katrina Oniseki Beans?
(Tarryn smiles nastily, glances furtively from side to side, then quickly spins about so his behind is aimed at the camera-pickup.)
(You can imagine what comes next...)
Aaaaaaahhh...that felt great!
(Screen goes black)
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Guthris
Fleet Coordination Command Fleet Coordination Coalition
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Posted - 2011.07.22 11:54:00 -
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How can you even eat beans in a pod when the thing is filled to the brim with fluid?
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Tigerfish Torpedo
Underworld Protection Agency Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.07.22 12:07:00 -
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I'm almost half tempted to write about my every loss on the IGS in similarly heroic detail. Yet, I struggle to find a way to better what Kerron has already written about his recent incident.
The part where the pathetic Amarrian cruiser destroyed his worthless courier vessel was simply the stuff of legends. Urgh.
No, seriously, I want the rights to turn this epic, monumental event into a movie, destined for release on only the finest quality holoreel that money can buy!
All I need now is a fitting title...
'A Cure for Insomnia - with Spaceships!'
Tigerfish.
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Raze Valadeus
Amarr Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
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Posted - 2011.07.22 12:12:00 -
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Originally by: Tigerfish Torpedo I'm almost half tempted to write about my every loss on the IGS in similarly heroic detail. Yet, I struggle to find a way to better what Kerron has already written about his recent incident.
The part where the pathetic Amarrian cruiser destroyed his worthless courier vessel was simply the stuff of legends. Urgh.
No, seriously, I want the rights to turn this epic, monumental event into a movie, destined for release on only the finest quality holoreel that money can buy!
All I need now is a fitting title...
'A Cure for Insomnia - with Spaceships!'
Tigerfish.
Huh, I must be learning. This was clearly an example of your sense of humor, my friend.
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Tigerfish Torpedo
Underworld Protection Agency Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.07.22 12:20:00 -
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Originally by: Raze Valadeus Huh, I must be learning. This was clearly an example of your sense of humor, my friend.
There you go, Raze! I didn't even need a single threat within my initial comment! I'm actually impressed.
Tigerfish.
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Tarryn Nightstorm
Minmatar Hellstar Towing and Recovery
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Posted - 2011.07.22 19:41:00 -
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Originally by: Tigerfish Torpedo I'm almost half tempted to write about my every loss on the IGS in similarly heroic detail. Yet, I struggle to find a way to better what Kerron has already written about his recent incident.
The part where the pathetic Amarrian cruiser destroyed his worthless courier vessel was simply the stuff of legends. Urgh.
No, seriously, I want the rights to turn this epic, monumental event into a movie, destined for release on only the finest quality holoreel that money can buy!
All I need now is a fitting title...
'A Cure for Insomnia - with Spaceships!'
Tigerfish.
Just make sure there's lots of farting.
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Kazzzi
Amarr Heathen Legion Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.07.22 19:57:00 -
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Originally by: Kerron Dex Ormand
GOd'da**** them amari!!!!!
Say it again brotha!
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Syekuda
Hell's Revenge
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Posted - 2011.07.22 20:17:00 -
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By beans I think he did a number 2 in his pod and saw yellow beans in it. Was probably too drunk or high on drugs to know he could warp with his pod so he sat there in space for 3 days swimming and eating his own... eww. nvm --------------------------------------------------
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
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Crucifire
Horns of Steel Concordiat Alliance
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Posted - 2011.07.22 20:58:00 -
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Gross, I didn't want to know about this guy's pod beans but now I do.
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Kerron Dex Ormand
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Posted - 2011.07.22 23:20:00 -
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well it's an experience i will never forget but trust me it won't happen again. Drugs no drunk yeah maybe but trust me it won't happen again.
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Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.07.23 00:11:00 -
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Amarrian cruisers are not all flown by Amarrians. Just to clear that up. I can't heal stupid
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Chevalleis
The Legendary Conquest
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Posted - 2011.07.23 07:22:00 -
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True. There are slaves, after all.
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