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Lady Spank
Amarr In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.08.06 05:01:00 -
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Edited by: Lady Spank on 06/08/2011 05:02:32 All ISK donations to the plan will absolutely be paid back in 1 weeks time plus a share of the profits relevant to the level of your donation.
Now, please read further to ensure this isn't a scam.
The plan isnÆt foolproof. For it to work, certain things must happen: ùThe door to the vault must have accidentally been left open by the cleaning woman. ùThe guard must bend over to tie his shoes and somehow he gets all the shoelaces tied together. He canÆt get them apart, so he takes out his gun and shoots all his bullets at the knot. But he misses. Then he just lies down on the floor and goes to sleep. ùMost of the customers in the bank must happen to be wearing Nixon masks, so when we come in wearing our Nixon masks it doesnÆt alarm anyone. ùThere must be an empty parking space right out in front. If it has a meter, there must be time left on it, because our outfits donÆt have pockets for change. ùThe monkeys must grab the bags of money and not just shriek and go running all over the place, like they did in the practice run. ùThe security cameras must be the early, old-timey kind that donÆt actually take pictures. ùWhen the big clock in the lobby strikes two, everyone must stop and stare at it for at least ten minutes. ùThe bank alarm must have mistakenly been set to ôQuiet.ö Or ôEbb tide.ö ùThe gold bars must be made out of a lighter kind of gold thatÆs just as valuable but easier to carry. ùIf somebody runs out of the bank and yells, ôHelp! The bank is being robbed!,ö he must be a neighborhood crazy person who people just laugh at. ùIf the police come, they donÆt notice that the historical mural on the wall is actually us, holding still. ùThe bankÆs lost-and-found department must have a gun that fires a suction cup with a wire attached to it. Also a chainsaw and a hang glider. ùWhen we spray the lobby with knockout gas, for some reason the gas doesnÆt work on us. ùAfter the suction cup is stuck to the ceiling, it must hold long enough for Leon to pull himself up the wire while carrying the bags of money, the gold bars, and the hang glider. When he reaches the ceiling, he must be able to cut through it with the chainsaw and climb out. ùAny fingerprints we leave must be erased by the monkeys. ùOnce on the roof, Leon must be able to hold on to the hang glider with one hand and the money and the gold bars with the other and launch himself off the roof. Then glide the twenty miles to the rendezvous point. ùWhen we exit the bank, there must be a parade going by, so our getaway car, which is decorated to look like a float, can blend right in. ùDuring the parade, our car must not win a prize for best float, because then weÆll have to have our picture taken with the award. ùAt the rendezvous point, there must be an empty parking space with a meter that takes hundred-dollar bills. ùThe robbery is blamed on the monkeys.
EDIT: If you like the plan and wish to profit from it, please send me monies to get the correct assets in order. ~~~
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Levija Saplina
Supremacy Inc. Not Found.
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Posted - 2011.08.06 06:24:00 -
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Annnnnnnnd ... no.
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LLoyd Thomson
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Posted - 2011.08.06 07:40:00 -
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Can I send the money straight to this Leon guy? He seams to be quite capable.
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Jerry Pepridge
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Posted - 2011.08.06 08:14:00 -
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would like to out lady spank as a shiptoaster & corp thief, he stole 2 minutes of my time reading this (distracted me) when my orca was stolen from ship array in wh by his alt sevensig _________________________________________________
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Lee Anderson
Eternal Profiteers
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Posted - 2011.08.06 09:33:00 -
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Originally by: Jerry Pepridge would like to out lady spank as a shiptoaster & corp thief, he stole 2 minutes of my time reading this (distracted me) when my orca was stolen from ship array in wh by his alt sevensig
This is a known troll (Jerry Pepridge) Proof, take anything he has to say with a grain of salt. ------------------------------------------ My site http://www.mygamerbook.com |
OllieNorth
Gallente R-K Industries
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Posted - 2011.08.06 13:02:00 -
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Originally by: Lee Anderson
Originally by: Jerry Pepridge would like to out lady spank as a shiptoaster & corp thief, he stole 2 minutes of my time reading this (distracted me) when my orca was stolen from ship array in wh by his alt sevensig
This is a known troll (Jerry Pepridge) Proof, take anything he has to say with a grain of salt.
Is this really something that needs to be said? This thread is just Misty alts same***ging anyways. Still funny.
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CCP Zymurgist
Gallente C C P
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Posted - 2011.08.06 16:02:00 -
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