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Sattium
Universal Water
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Posted - 2011.08.10 10:13:00 -
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Edited by: Sattium on 10/08/2011 10:13:52 Market Chronicles Issue one- The Tragic Tale of Jerry
It was not the best of days for Jerry Pepridge. He had defaulted on a fifty billion IPO and was frantically attempting to sc**** up the credits to cover repayments. Unfortunately for Jerry a manip had crashed his collateral value causing all sorts of mayhem. He would not walk away from a loan; there were two things Jerry valued in life, reputation and family.
Jerry Pepridge was a well-known man around the investment circle and he would not let his reputation fall into disrepair, such could prove fatal to his livelihood. Jerry was not an old man by any standards but even in his middle age he planned for his familyÆs future.
It had been a hard day but even those in debt had to sleep Jerry thought as he clattered along to his quarters where his eagerly waiting wife and daughter would reside.
ôYou hold right there Jerryö The multinationalÆs accent was heavy but his message was clear as he held an old fashioned wartime pistol to his wifeÆs head. ôWhat in the name-ô but Jerry was cut off. ôWould like pledge 20 billion and this is how I repaid? With 5 billion and no word on 15? I lose everything Jerry I lose everythingö .
ô Please, I can get your credits, just give me a dayö Jerry begged but it was no use the multinational wasnÆt listening ô I buy tengu pilot I go to C5 ô and with that, JerryÆs world collapsed as two bullets stole the lives of his wife and daughter and some would say his sanity.
JerryÆs face contorted permanently that day, some would say his face turned as rigid as iron.
The CONCORD officers on the scene however say it was the moment that Jerry realized he was overdue on his clone payments that finished him off.
IÆm not the best writer in the world thatÆs for sure but, the story needed to be told.
Also, blah fund me http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1563695
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Levija Saplina
Supremacy Inc. Not Found.
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Posted - 2011.08.10 10:16:00 -
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no...
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Gillaboo
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Posted - 2011.08.10 11:10:00 -
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Some days, there is a fine line between the Bernie Madoffs and Warren Buffetts of our "world"... and some days, no line at all.
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"MONOCLE-FREE" and Proud Of It !!!!!
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Jerry Pepridge
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Posted - 2011.08.10 11:22:00 -
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Sattium, is el gontan for "sore butt" _________________________________________________
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OllieNorth
Gallente R-K Industries
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Posted - 2011.08.10 15:32:00 -
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Originally by: Sattium Rabble rabble rabble
He mad
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Adonis Peverell
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Posted - 2011.08.10 15:38:00 -
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Edited by: Adonis Peverell on 10/08/2011 15:37:55 I knew Jerry well. He was a good man. He like pledge 20b.
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Tigerras
Smash Incorporated
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Posted - 2011.08.10 16:16:00 -
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Edited by: Tigerras on 10/08/2011 16:16:45 I think you not being the best writer in the world is a terrible understatement...nay a criminal one.
The only thing worse is that this is numbered, implying you are going to write more. Please don't.....think of the children! Won't somebody please think of the children?
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Chigy
Minmatar Shiznit Galaxy
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Posted - 2011.08.10 16:28:00 -
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Is it weird that I cried at the end of Benjamin Button?
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GreasyCarl Semah
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Posted - 2011.08.10 16:30:00 -
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I'd rather wear a pair of dookie sunglasses than read another word of this crap!
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trance atlas
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Posted - 2011.08.10 22:46:00 -
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Was the multinational a Russian?
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Emperor Cheney
Celebrity Sex Tape
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Posted - 2011.08.11 00:43:00 -
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I read all the way to the end and nothing was funny. =(
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Strrog
Caldari Zero Excavations
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Posted - 2011.08.11 02:09:00 -
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Originally by: trance atlas Was the multinational a Russian?
our accent is barbaric and you can not confuse it with a minority accent lol :P
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Caliph Muhammed
Caldari Naval Criminal Investigative Service
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Posted - 2011.08.11 09:39:00 -
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Originally by: Emperor Cheney I read all the way to the end and nothing was funny. =(
Best Avatar/Name in Eve ive seen, hands down.
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Lee Anderson
Eternal Profiteers
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Posted - 2011.08.12 05:48:00 -
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I miss his trolling in my thread :( ------------------------------------------ My site http://www.mygamerbook.com |
Jerry Pepridge
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Posted - 2011.08.12 06:00:00 -
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Originally by: Lee Anderson I miss his trolling in my thread :(
no point flogging a dead horse _________________________________________________
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Lee Anderson
Eternal Profiteers
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Posted - 2011.08.12 06:01:00 -
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Originally by: Jerry Pepridge
Originally by: Lee Anderson I miss his trolling in my thread :(
no point flogging a dead horse
dead horse? i got a investor today... oh wait thou its a dead horse... that is still trading and making isk. Doing good for being dead right? ------------------------------------------ My site http://www.mygamerbook.com |
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