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Coffe's Babe
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.08.12 08:23:00 -
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(i'll try impersonate Xenuria as much as I can but I know I am limited to reaching imperfection)
<Xenuria>
Today I was venturing forth into the hostile Amarrian badlands of Ami. Not knowing what danger lies ahead - but determined to rid the universe of the pirate scum that pollute our peaceful way of life - I jump!
*drumroll*
Need I mention I was piloting my cheap Tier 1 Battlecruiser Cyclone. The system loads, my screen loads up and then BAM! I see a flashy Tengu on the gate destroying a defenseless frigate! Without even thinking - and seeing red in front of my eyes HOW DARE HE KILL THAT INNOCENT NEW PLAYER - I engage him YELLING CRIMINALS R GONNA BE CRIMINATED!!! PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED!.
After a swift demonstration of both ability and skill I quickly dispose of the rascal that was NOT picking on people his own size.
Here's the unlinked link http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14004712
Unfortunately I was noobish and impatient and uploaded it manually, not knowing it will never be API verified if you put it up manually at first, BUT THANK GODNESS I HAS SCREENSHOT SKILLS that are almost better than my paint ones but that's disputable.
This is the screen: http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/5379/proofgo.jpg
Justice prevails once again!
</Xenuria>
How did I do?
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Dub Step
Minmatar Death To Everyone But Us
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Posted - 2011.08.12 08:31:00 -
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Looks like you are a Spank fanboy as well as a Xenuria one while lacking anything actually worthwhile posting.
This forum really has gone to crap.
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8agpuss
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Posted - 2011.08.12 10:48:00 -
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Nice one, I hate cloaky Tengus.
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P0TAT0
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Posted - 2011.08.12 11:09:00 -
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You do know that Xenuria is a TOOL and by TOOL I mean DILDO and by DILDO I mean BUTT PLUNGER. He plunges his own backside with the hand he isnt left clicking with.
M0N0CLE
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.08.12 13:50:00 -
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Originally by: Dub Step Looks like you are a Spank fanboy as well as a Xenuria one while lacking anything actually worthwhile posting.
This forum really has gone to crap.
go buy some more apple products you hipster! "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.08.12 17:15:00 -
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Kudos for the drumroll at a pivotal point in the tale.
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z0de
The Bastards The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.08.12 18:12:00 -
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How deliciously average of you.
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Lady Go Diveher
The Independent Troll Society
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Posted - 2011.08.12 18:49:00 -
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It's not that hard to pop a cloaky Tengu when the gate guns do half the work for you.
3/10 I guess. -------
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Scarlett Jane Talvanen
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Posted - 2011.08.12 20:23:00 -
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Originally by: Coffe's Babe (i'll try impersonate Xenuria as much as I can but I know I am limited to reaching imperfection)
<Xenuria>
Today I was venturing forth into the hostile Amarrian badlands of Ami. Not knowing what danger lies ahead - but determined to rid the universe of the pirate scum that pollute our peaceful way of life - I jump!
*drumroll*
Need I mention I was piloting my cheap Tier 1 Battlecruiser Cyclone. The system loads, my screen loads up and then BAM! I see a flashy Tengu on the gate destroying a defenseless frigate! Without even thinking - and seeing red in front of my eyes HOW DARE HE KILL THAT INNOCENT NEW PLAYER - I engage him YELLING CRIMINALS R GONNA BE CRIMINATED!!! PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED!.
After a swift demonstration of both ability and skill I quickly dispose of the rascal that was NOT picking on people his own size.
Here's the unlinked link http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14004712
Unfortunately I was noobish and impatient and uploaded it manually, not knowing it will never be API verified if you put it up manually at first, BUT THANK GODNESS I HAS SCREENSHOT SKILLS that are almost better than my paint ones but that's disputable.
This is the screen: http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/5379/proofgo.jpg
Justice prevails once again!
</Xenuria>
How did I do?
Today i waz on seriuz interweb spaceship patrolz in Amarrian pwned system Ami. Clueless of untold hostilitys but with hope ov finding sum unlawfull bad ppl - I jump!
*cue pointless buildup of noise*
B4 uncloak of lawfull battle-cruizer Cyclone hull class vessal. i have the appauling duty of watching unlawfull noughtee piwat type tengu pilot, destroy inocentz low sp newcomer in fri-gate type hull get fried. Without the ability to thinking - and seeing red infront of my eyes, like some overwieghted cow, of the beef type, i think, Ima have you, you unlawfully doing type personz!! I uncloak vessal of lawfullyness's and yell for all to see "CRIMEANALS R GONA BE CRIME-ANALATED!!! PRA-PEAR UR HULLZ TO BE PENATRATED WITH MY AMMUNITION" After i demonstration of both abilitiez and ore-someness's upon ebil tengu piwat, i dispose of hull class tengu from said piwat in order of teaching good in the fact iz not good to pick on smaller hull class spaceshipz.
As expected i was noobish and *****ishnes and boasted said km b4 api verificationzism, knowing not of km mechanics, BUT THANXFULLEE I HAZ FORUM SKILLZ IN ENSURING OTHERZ VERIFICATIONISMZ OF SHOT-OF-SCREEN. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I duno, i expected more like that 'i wana be moar liek garmon' type poastingz... need more practice.. as do i (maybe someone in hydra could redo?)
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Verlorene Seele
jingoistic
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Posted - 2011.08.12 21:16:00 -
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Seriously, it's good sence to make sence of the nonsence that seems to be the serious issue of the undoubtedly seriousness of the senceability of how serious the sence should be seriously taken... seriously
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Coffe's Babe
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.08.13 14:18:00 -
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Originally by: Verlorene Seele Seriously, it's good sence to make sence of the nonsence that seems to be the serious issue of the undoubtedly seriousness of the senceability of how serious the sence should be seriously taken... seriously
I totally get this.
To the rest of you, please read on the definition of satire. Thank you.
Smart people have quotes in their sig - me |
Dub Step
Minmatar Death To Everyone But Us
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Posted - 2011.08.13 16:47:00 -
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Originally by: Coffe's Babe
Originally by: Verlorene Seele Seriously, it's good sence to make sence of the nonsence that seems to be the serious issue of the undoubtedly seriousness of the senceability of how serious the sence should be seriously taken... seriously
I totally get this.
To the rest of you, please read on the definition of satire. Thank you.
So what you are saying is your boring thread was not met with a positive response so you make out you were joking.
Nice backpedal.
GTFO.
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Verlorene Seele
jingoistic
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Posted - 2011.08.13 18:14:00 -
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Originally by: Coffe's Babe
Originally by: Verlorene Seele Seriously, it's good sence to make sence of the nonsence that seems to be the serious issue of the undoubtedly seriousness of the senceability of how serious the sence should be seriously taken... seriously
I totally get this.
To the rest of you, please read on the definition of satire. Thank you.
<3 Unlike Mr Dub Step, who seems to have lost the hair from his forehead as it went Whoosh right over.
Srry for the tempary derail btw, my hdd went down yest, so was only able to troll from old comp No matter who says what, a t3 kill in a teir 1 bc is a good kill, regardless of sent's... imo
ohh yea, b4 i forget... coffee has 2 E's!!!
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Coffe's Babe
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.08.13 23:56:00 -
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Originally by: Verlorene Seele
ohh yea, b4 i forget... coffee has 2 E's!!!
Funny thing. I asked the original owner of this character when I got it if he gets this a lot. He replied with "never; i think everyone thinks coffee is spelled with 1 e". I feel scammed
Smart people have quotes in their sig - me |
Dub Step
Minmatar Death To Everyone But Us
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Posted - 2011.08.13 23:58:00 -
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Or you know, it's just another dumbass name in a game full of idiots so big deal.
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Coffe's Babe
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.08.14 00:01:00 -
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Originally by: Dub Step Or you know, it's just another dumbass name in a game full of idiots so big deal.
You must be really proud mr "the only relevant part of my personality is my taste in music so I chose this genre to represent my alter ego in this internet spaceship game". And you don't even have good taste...
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Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.08.14 12:18:00 -
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I found this thread on an unrelated internet search of the term "butt plunger".
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Xenuria
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.08.14 13:24:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum I found this thread on an unrelated internet search of the term "butt plunger".
why were you running a search for Butt Plunger? Also why were you searching through results long enough to find this thread?
"Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.08.14 13:28:00 -
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Originally by: Xenuria
Originally by: Dirk Magnum I found this thread on an unrelated internet search of the term "butt plunger".
why were you running a search for Butt Plunger? Also why were you searching through results long enough to find this thread?
Perfectly reasonable answers to these questions exist and will be explained [later].
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Dracoliche
Stiff Pickle Collection Agency
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Posted - 2011.08.14 20:07:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum
Originally by: Xenuria
Originally by: Dirk Magnum I found this thread on an unrelated internet search of the term "butt plunger".
why were you running a search for Butt Plunger? Also why were you searching through results long enough to find this thread?
Perfectly reasonable answers to these questions exist and will be explained [later].
Now that it is later, I shall exprain. Dirk is my dad and he was checking my internet history.
inb4 firefox/private. I know now, ofc. I don't want another punish. ------------------------------------------------ Inventor of the DracolicheÖ Troll Warning System |
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dridd0
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Posted - 2011.08.15 01:05:00 -
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Originally by: Singeabooty Raj Kudos for the drumroll at a pivotal point in the tale.
I second that motion.
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