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Kazzzi
Amarr Heathen Legion Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.08.19 12:25:00 -
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In The News Arek'Jaalananannan. This has been brought up quite a bit recently, but the word hurts my head so I haven't read anything about it.
Mugshot Friday Following an incident involving a spatula, a tarp, a roll of duct tape and 300 kilograms of chocolate pudding, The Ministry of Internal Order has instructed Codo Yagari, a nefarious and depraved acronym cultist, to report to rehab for crash booster abuse. He has until September first to comply.
Announcements Sexytime. Some chick named Revan is bangin some chick named Jade. Sounds like she's been hittin that for awhile.
Galaxy Placid. The Intaki and the Caldari have been engaged in hostilities recently. Evidentally both sides have declared victory.
Health and Wellness I had a dentist appointment the other day. No cavities.
Spirituality Arch Bishob Vaari has returned to Providence. A grand parade was thrown by CVA in his honor where he lavished attendees with sermons on the virtue of pure Amarrian butter over margarine.
Sports Bog Snorkeling. The Minmatar Militia defeated The Equilibrium of Mankind expansion team at home in Auga 3-1.
Trade The SPCS has cancelled plans on erecting a starbase due to the inflated price of robotics.
Classified Ads A reward is being offered for two Udorian slaves who escaped from an estate on Amarr owned by Rodj Blake. Security footage shows the two slaves disguised as a man pushing a lawnmower and saying "put-put-put vroom-vrooom" as they walked out the front gate and past the guardhouse.
Did I miss anything? |
Rodj Blake
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2011.08.19 12:43:00 -
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As usual Kazzzi, your intelligence is lacking.
No slaves have recently gone absent from my estate without authorisation.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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Kazzzi
Amarr Heathen Legion Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.08.19 12:55:00 -
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No, but I bet records indicate you are missing a lawnmower. |
Mizhara Del'thul
Minmatar Lutinari Syndicate Electus Matari
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Posted - 2011.08.19 13:01:00 -
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Ever considered doing this for a living, Kazzzi? I'd pay for such a marvelous IGS/New Eden montly synopsis.
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Raze Valadeus
Amarr Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
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Posted - 2011.08.19 13:49:00 -
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I must extend my thanks to you, Mister Kazzzi.
You have reminded me that occasionally moments of levity can be found here. I enjoyed the laugh. -----------------------
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Jason Galente
Gallente mishima ryu
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Posted - 2011.08.19 14:18:00 -
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About time the IGS got some humor...
Bravo Kazzzi. Make more
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Rhavas
Minmatar The Corporation of Noble Sentiments
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Posted - 2011.08.19 17:20:00 -
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Originally by: Jason Galente About time the IGS got some humor...
Bravo Kazzzi. Make more
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Verone
Gallente Veto Corp
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Posted - 2011.08.19 18:44:00 -
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Pretty accurate rundown of the last month, ironically.
>>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW <<< |
Caellach Marellus
Gallente Nephtys Ventures inc
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Posted - 2011.08.19 20:22:00 -
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I do hope this will be a regular feature.
Well played Sir. --------------------------------------
All commentary unless explicitly stated remains the personal views of Caellach Marellus and do not necessarily represent that of his Corporation or Alliance |
Graelyn
Amarr Adamant Edge
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Posted - 2011.08.19 20:32:00 -
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Sounds like I didn't miss a great deal.
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Catlin Underking
Amarr Underking Family
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Posted - 2011.08.19 21:04:00 -
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Originally by: Kazzzi
Announcements Sexytime. Some chick named Revan is bangin some chick named Jade. Sounds like she's been hittin that for awhile.
Mhmm...
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N'maro Makari
Minmatar New Eden Security Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.08.19 23:42:00 -
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Has anyone ever informed you that you are wasting your talent, Kazzi?
The Gallentean entertainment industry is begging for you.
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