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Praxis Astra
Minmatar Smiling Friends Social Club Hearts And Minds Alliance
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Posted - 2011.08.31 22:05:00 -
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Ironically, I have never stolen anything. My hands are clean. I can sleep at night with a clear conscience. Besides, its all for the best in the end. They really did deserve it. Not that I did anything, but even if I had, mind you, it would only be to people who richly deserved it and whose suffering makes New Eden a better place for everyone.
Praxis Astra
Master of Assassins and Punctuality Executor of Hearts & Minds Alliance http://heartsandmindsalliance.org |
Moe Cizlak
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Posted - 2011.08.31 22:08:00 -
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Edited by: Moe Cizlak on 31/08/2011 22:08:10 one time i stole a piece of gum from the gift shop @ the amusement park.
i havent had a good nights sleep since --
what? you dont like my bags? |
VegasMirage
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Posted - 2011.08.31 23:07:00 -
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Originally by: Moe Cizlak Edited by: Moe Cizlak on 31/08/2011 22:08:10 one time i stole a piece of gum from the gift shop @ the amusement park.
i havent had a good nights sleep since
1 time I stole a kite from the local corner store, I shoved it down my pant leg and shop keeper noticed, yelled "Stop!", so I ran... got away, but broke the kite in half. Sad panda.
Crime never pays :P
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Darius III
Caldari Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2011.08.31 23:52:00 -
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One time I stole someones medication while we were on 2 week camping trip in the Swiss Alps. I did some of the stuff and didn't get a buzz on day Three. So I threw the stuff off the mountain. Ever hear of something called insulin? Turns out the guy was addicted to it or something. Who knew addiction withdrawals could lead to blindness? At least he wont be camping with us again
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jimmyjam
Gallente Sinner Among Saints Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2011.09.01 01:39:00 -
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I could steal everything in game even from my own mom if she had an account.I will still sleep well at night.But then again ive never stole anything in game.
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Praxis Astra
Minmatar Smiling Friends Social Club Hearts And Minds Alliance
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Posted - 2011.09.01 12:04:00 -
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Your stories rend my heart. Please please contact me ingame so I can send you enough ISK to help pay for your crimes!
You know I used to have a six atrocity a day habit and during rough times--like around the holidays--I'd go on system wide genocidal benders. My drug of choice was wormhole based biotoxins. I see some of you nodding. You know.
The real tragedy? I will never be able to get on with my recovery because there are 340 billion dead people that I just can't make amends to. I suffer from the burden of their selfishness every day.
Praxis Astra
Master of Assassins and Punctuality http://heartsandmindsalliance.org |
Dracoliche
Stiff Pickle Collection Agency
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Posted - 2011.09.01 12:09:00 -
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I remember stealing a piece of candy from one of those open-bin containers at the grocer. I thought the RL CONCORD was comings for me for the longest time. ------------------------------------------------ Inventor of the DracolicheÖ Troll Warning System |
Kikkoman6
Amarr NON PROPERO
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Posted - 2011.09.01 12:32:00 -
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Originally by: Darius III One time I stole someones medication while we were on 2 week camping trip in the Swiss Alps. I did some of the stuff and didn't get a buzz on day Three. So I threw the stuff off the mountain. Ever hear of something called insulin? Turns out the guy was addicted to it or something. Who knew addiction withdrawals could lead to blindness? At least he wont be camping with us again
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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
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Posted - 2011.09.01 14:41:00 -
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Originally by: Kikkoman6
Originally by: Darius III One time I stole someones medication while we were on 2 week camping trip in the Swiss Alps. I did some of the stuff and didn't get a buzz on day Three. So I threw the stuff off the mountain. Ever hear of something called insulin? Turns out the guy was addicted to it or something. Who knew addiction withdrawals could lead to blindness? At least he wont be camping with us again
I lol'd
This.
But pics or it didn't happen :) |
Kreeia Dgore
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Posted - 2011.09.01 15:04:00 -
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Edited by: Kreeia Dgore on 01/09/2011 15:05:23 I never stole anything, but was robbed by the vending machine (twice!) when it are my money but didn't give anything to drink in exchange.
So you can all sleep well, for there are people among us who pay for all your sins.
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Solstice Project
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Posted - 2011.09.02 22:19:00 -
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Edited by: Solstice Project on 02/09/2011 22:20:50 Reading the topic and giving it a semi-monkey-island response ...
So you managed to clean your hands from semen after all ?
:)
You fight like a dairy farmer.
Edit:
Oh and to be on topic ... I once sold five Valkyre t1 drones to a guy for 1 Million. ^^
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