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Rain6637
Team Evil
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Posted - 2012.12.29 15:49:00 -
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hey, how come capsuleers never enter marriage contracts
for example, in the american style with tax breaks and a split of assets if they separate http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Buckingham Buckingham is my Vanilla Sky ||-áVincent Athena, I made something for you: http://i.imgur.com/hrxcc.jpg |
Xtreem
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Test Alliance Please Ignore
89
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Posted - 2012.12.29 15:52:00 -
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Mainly as that would be stupid :-P |
AstraPardus
Lightspeed Enterprises Fidelas Constans
82
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Posted - 2012.12.29 15:57:00 -
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Alts marrying alts...EVE version of inbreeding? D: Every time I post is Pardy time! :3 |
Vrexstus Mercana
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
27
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Posted - 2012.12.29 16:04:00 -
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Rain6637 wrote:hey, how come capsuleers never enter marriage contracts for example, in the american style with tax breaks and a split of assets if they separate
hm having sex inside a capsule would prove....
Uncomfortable... |
Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour
82
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Posted - 2012.12.29 16:10:00 -
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official says "Until death do you part"
bride activates smartbombs, pods groom, runs off with all his moneys.
this is why a pre-nuptial agreement is vital :O
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Randolph Rothstein
whatever corp.
224
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Posted - 2012.12.29 16:58:00 -
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you are a clone,if you died you d loose your wedding ring - try telling that to your spouse |
Ginger Barbarella
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
1023
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Posted - 2012.12.29 17:05:00 -
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Rain6637 wrote:hey, how come capsuleers never enter marriage contracts for example, in the american style with tax breaks and a split of assets if they separate
Points for originality.
Oh, wait... Fly Minmatar Air --- "Trust in the Rust!" |
Ivy Romanova
All Your Machariel Belong to Ham Industrial Technonauts
662
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Posted - 2012.12.29 17:08:00 -
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Rain6637 wrote:hey, how come capsuleers never enter marriage contracts for example, in the american style with tax breaks and a split of assets if they separate
you need help It is forbidden to kill. Therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
Voltaire |
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
16
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Posted - 2012.12.29 17:14:00 -
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"...until podding does you apart."
Hmm... would probably work for short term relationships I guess (depends on capsuleer, of course).
"...until biomassing does you apart."
That might work. |
YoYo NickyYo
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
344
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Posted - 2012.12.29 17:18:00 -
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Rain6637 wrote:hey, how come capsuleers never enter marriage contracts for example, in the american style with tax breaks and a split of assets if they separate
Excessive bonding between males pretending to be females and males pretending to be males will disrupt the space time continuum and cause EVE to implode.
"Working as intended" |
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Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
295
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Posted - 2012.12.29 17:19:00 -
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Ah, shotgun weddings instead of ransom.
I already see pirates and other Low-Sec inhabitants accumulate their own little harems now that bounties are no longer a status symbol.... Forum-unbanned since 2011.10.20. |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2653
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Posted - 2012.12.29 17:21:00 -
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Rain6637 wrote:hey, how come capsuleers never enter marriage contracts for example, in the american style with tax breaks and a split of assets if they separate No need for that, make an alt corp and you don't have to pay taxes. Highsec~ Those who cannot adapt become victims of Evolugalbugaslugakjlwsdhvbzxd Click for old school EVE Portraits: http://jadeconstantine.web44.net/Maison.htm |
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
520
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Posted - 2012.12.29 17:23:00 -
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YoYo NickyYo wrote:Excessive bonding between males pretending to be females and males pretending to be males will disrupt the space time continuum and cause EVE to implode.
Japan exists & Earth hasn't imploded yet.
EvE Forum Bingo |
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition Insurance Fraud.
122
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Posted - 2012.12.29 17:23:00 -
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In the distant future, marriage is a meaningless cultural phenomenon.
The way it should be. There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency. |
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
367
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Posted - 2012.12.29 17:26:00 -
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Rain6637 wrote:hey, how come capsuleers never enter marriage contracts for example, in the american style with tax breaks and a split of assets if they separate
Tell me all about how you're tired of your husband. I'll find a way to make him regret being meanie with you sweathart |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2654
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Posted - 2012.12.29 17:26:00 -
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Katran Luftschreck wrote:YoYo NickyYo wrote:Excessive bonding between males pretending to be females and males pretending to be males will disrupt the space time continuum and cause EVE to implode. Japan exists & Earth hasn't imploded yet. Oh ho, I see what you might be making reference to. Those who cannot adapt become victims of Evolugalbugaslugakjlwsdhvbzxd Click for old school EVE Portraits: http://jadeconstantine.web44.net/Maison.htm |
Nylith Empyreal
Crowbar Industries. Rebel Alliance of New Eden
271
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Posted - 2012.12.29 17:31:00 -
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As long as we get our own divorce court sub forum.
I'd watch the **** out of it. "Oh, you can't help that," said the troll: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" -ásaid the forumwarrior. "You must be," said the troll, "or you wouldn't have come here." |
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
367
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Posted - 2012.12.29 17:36:00 -
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Alavaria Fera wrote:Katran Luftschreck wrote:YoYo NickyYo wrote:Excessive bonding between males pretending to be females and males pretending to be males will disrupt the space time continuum and cause EVE to implode. Japan exists & Earth hasn't imploded yet. Oh ho, I see what you might be making reference to.
Every pod pilot now has to spin his ship at least 100000-¦ to make the blue geme get again the good spining speed.
On my mark !!!
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Dea della Morte
Perkone Caldari State
34
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Posted - 2012.12.29 17:50:00 -
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Biggest waste of dev time I can possibly imagine
Realworldwithspaceships Online is not something anyone would want to play. Stupid suggestion |
Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
212
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Posted - 2012.12.29 18:16:00 -
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Rain6637 wrote:hey, how come capsuleers never enter marriage contracts for example, in the american style with tax breaks and a split of assets if they separate Because of that closed door. |
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Celestra Doxaila
MinTek Heavy Industries
37
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Posted - 2012.12.29 18:59:00 -
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Randolph Rothstein wrote:you are a clone,if you died you d loose your wedding ring - try telling that to your spouse
Good news: The ring survived my podding.
Bad news: It is now floating in system j123456
Nerath Naaris wrote:Ah, shotgun weddings instead of ransom. I already see pirates and other Low-Sec inhabitants accumulate their own little harems now that bounties are no longer a status symbol....
That's autocannon weddings, actually.
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Mr Pragmatic
358
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Posted - 2012.12.29 19:47:00 -
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It would add an interesting dynamic of betrayal in Eve.
Can you imagine a harlot marrying a rich leader and stealing everything from him?
Devious tears indeed. Vote for me in the next CSM Elections. I will fight for the interest of all Hi-sec dwellers. No longer will you be cast aside and disparaged. |
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