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Incindir Mauser
Adhocracy Incorporated Adhocracy
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Posted - 2013.03.10 07:05:00 -
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Oh CCP, why can't you see.
Why the Moa is so damned ugly.
Ishukone has a strange eye.
For it makes no sense,
for a Moa to fly.
With your weird chicken neck.
And your nacelles bent.
Instead I'll fly,
a Caracal with pride. |
terzho
StarFleet Enterprises Red Alliance
176
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Posted - 2013.03.10 07:12:00 -
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I still can't see the caracal as a cruiser because it looks like its a one seater ship............ |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
563
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Posted - 2013.03.10 07:12:00 -
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quite. |
Ai Shun
904
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Posted - 2013.03.10 07:19:00 -
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Function over form. It's a Caldari bird; not some Gallente pleasure cruiser. Malcanis for CSM7 - here Malcanis on High-sec - here |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
563
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Posted - 2013.03.10 07:22:00 -
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Ai Shun wrote:Function over form. It's a Caldari bird; not some Gallente pleasure cruiser. so you'd use a container full of trash just because it does over 9,000 damage? |
Incindir Mauser
Adhocracy Incorporated Adhocracy
75
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Posted - 2013.03.10 07:35:00 -
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Liafcipe9000 wrote:Ai Shun wrote:Function over form. It's a Caldari bird; not some Gallente pleasure cruiser. so you'd use a container full of trash just because it does over 9,000 damage?
Sir, you have just described Minmatar Engineering.
Step one: Attach magnet to string.
Step two: Run as fast as you can through a salvage yard dragging said magnet and string behind you.
Step three: Crazy glue all that stuff on to a rusty dishwasher.
Step four: BIG GUNS! LOTS OF THEM!
Step five: BIG ENGINE! MAKE IT GO FAST!
Step six: There is no six.
Step seven: Win at everything all the time.
The end. |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
563
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Posted - 2013.03.10 07:49:00 -
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Incindir Mauser wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:Ai Shun wrote:Function over form. It's a Caldari bird; not some Gallente pleasure cruiser. so you'd use a container full of trash just because it does over 9,000 damage? Sir, you have just described Minmatar Engineering. Step one: Attach magnet to string. Step two: Run as fast as you can through a salvage yard dragging said magnet and string behind you. Step three: Crazy glue all that stuff on to a rusty dishwasher. Step four: BIG GUNS! LOTS OF THEM! Step five: BIG ENGINE! MAKE IT GO FAST! Step six: There is no six. Step seven: Win at everything all the time. The end. the moa is everything except for steps five and seven. |
Incindir Mauser
Adhocracy Incorporated Adhocracy
76
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Posted - 2013.03.10 08:03:00 -
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Liafcipe9000 wrote:the moa is everything except for steps five and seven.
This is so true.
Medium rails are just... Bad.
Not only is Moa ugly, but it's "intended" weapon system is just, terrible.
So Ishukone guys were like, "Hey guys. Medium rail guns are just all kinds of awful. But Tibus Heth wants a rail boat for the navy. What should we make it look like? A deformed lunchboxadactyl? Yes. Yes, we'll go with the lunchboxadactyl. The weapons are awful so we may as well just put a warning on the hull by making it ugly. Good job, Stevey McNumbThumbs! We just won the contract!" |
terzho
StarFleet Enterprises Red Alliance
177
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Posted - 2013.03.10 08:21:00 -
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Incindir Mauser wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:the moa is everything except for steps five and seven. This is so true. Medium rails are just... Bad. Not only is Moa ugly, but it's "intended" weapon system is just, terrible. So Ishukone guys were like, "Hey guys. Medium rail guns are just all kinds of awful. But Tibus Heth wants a rail boat for the navy. What should we make it look like? A deformed lunchboxadactyl? Yes. Yes, we'll go with the lunchboxadactyl. The weapons are awful so we may as well just put a warning on the hull by making it ugly. Good job, Stevey McNumbThumbs! We just won the contract!"
That's why you fit blasters to it. Blasters are so sexy on it.......... |
Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
317
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Posted - 2013.03.10 09:12:00 -
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The Moa is different. It is special. It looks just fine as it is.
If there is anything that needs fixing, then it's that flying power drill.
Remove insurance. |
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Dheeradj Nurgle
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
286
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Posted - 2013.03.10 09:23:00 -
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Don't touch my sexy Moa! |
H2O Hairey
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2013.03.10 09:43:00 -
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It's your opinion and as always not everyone shares you idea of ugliness. http://heavysteel-inc.blogspot.nl/ |
Snow Axe
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1055
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Posted - 2013.03.10 11:02:00 -
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Liafcipe9000 wrote:so you'd use a container full of trash just because it does over 9,000 damage?
Leave Minmatar out of this! "Look any reason why you need to talk like that? I have now reported you. I dont need to listen to your bad tone. If you cant have a grown up conversation then leave the thread[" |
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
2853
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Posted - 2013.03.10 11:07:00 -
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Liafcipe9000 wrote:Ai Shun wrote:Function over form. It's a Caldari bird; not some Gallente pleasure cruiser. so you'd use a container full of trash just because it does over 9,000 damage? You're holding the scouter the wrong way. It says "I006". |
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
854
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Posted - 2013.03.10 12:37:00 -
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Back in 2002, when Eve was but a forming vision, the screenshot of the Moa was what drew me to it. I've loved that ship ever since, visually. It just seemed so alien and weird. |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
570
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Posted - 2013.03.10 12:46:00 -
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Snow Axe wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:so you'd use a container full of trash just because it does over 9,000 damage? Leave Minmatar out of this! am not talking bout minmatar... the Moa just looks like a flying trash container.
saying that about a Minmatar ship(with the exception of the Talwar) is an insult that I, as a Brutor, will not tolerate. |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
570
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Posted - 2013.03.10 12:48:00 -
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Solstice Project wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:Ai Shun wrote:Function over form. It's a Caldari bird; not some Gallente pleasure cruiser. so you'd use a container full of trash just because it does over 9,000 damage? You're holding the scouter the wrong way. It says "I006". and The Game to you too, sir. |
Asuri Kinnes
Adhocracy Incorporated Adhocracy
711
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Posted - 2013.03.10 14:18:00 -
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Mouse, we are going to have to have a talk about your serious lack of perception.
Not everything has to look like the spaceship equivalent of a gold plated, flying, battery operated pleasure device.
Interdict Hi-Sec - it's the only way to be sure... |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
576
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Posted - 2013.03.10 14:46:00 -
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Asuri Kinnes wrote:Mouse, we are going to have to have a talk about your serious lack of perception.
Not everything has to look like the spaceship equivalent of a gold plated, flying, battery operated pleasure device. it has to at least be something you can describe. the Moa, however, cannot be described. |
Falin Whalen
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
299
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Posted - 2013.03.10 15:27:00 -
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Liafcipe9000 wrote:Asuri Kinnes wrote:Mouse, we are going to have to have a talk about your serious lack of perception.
Not everything has to look like the spaceship equivalent of a gold plated, flying, battery operated pleasure device. it has to at least be something you can describe. the Moa, however, cannot be described. A fat duck, carrying a suitcase. There I described a Moa. What do I win? You've got to remember that these are just simple miners. These are people of the land. The common clay of New Eden. You know... morons. |
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Felicity Love
STARKRAFT
317
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Posted - 2013.03.10 15:32:00 -
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Irony is, the MOA stats are actually very decent for some fits.
Sadly, the MOA has a face that only a mother could love -- after a pint, or three, of gin.
Proud Beta Tester for "Bumping Uglies for Dummies" |
Velicitia
Open Designs
1195
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Posted - 2013.03.10 15:41:00 -
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Asuri Kinnes wrote:Mouse, we are going to have to have a talk about your serious lack of perception.
Not everything has to look like the spaceship equivalent of a gold plated, flying, battery operated pleasure device. wait, we're talking about the Thorax now? |
Domina Trix
McKNOBBLER DRINKING CLAN
4
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Posted - 2013.03.10 15:43:00 -
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I do not mind the Moa because the Caldari make two of the best looking Battleships, the Rokh (looks alot like the Sulaco) and the Scorpion. |
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
2856
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Posted - 2013.03.10 16:15:00 -
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Liafcipe9000 wrote:Solstice Project wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:Ai Shun wrote:Function over form. It's a Caldari bird; not some Gallente pleasure cruiser. so you'd use a container full of trash just because it does over 9,000 damage? You're holding the scouter the wrong way. It says "I006". and The Game to you too, sir. That made no sense at all. |
Mortimer Civeri
Aliastra Gallente Federation
399
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Posted - 2013.03.10 16:57:00 -
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Solstice Project wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:Solstice Project wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:so you'd use a container full of trash just because it does over 9,000 damage? You're holding the scouter the wrong way. It says "I006". and The Game to you too, sir. That made no sense at all. You two, get a room already. "I don't know which is worse, ...that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low." Calvin
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Ai Shun
907
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Posted - 2013.03.11 04:42:00 -
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Mortimer Civeri wrote:Solstice Project wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:Solstice Project wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:so you'd use a container full of trash just because it does over 9,000 damage? You're holding the scouter the wrong way. It says "I006". and The Game to you too, sir. That made no sense at all. You two, get a room already.
Please get in touch with me if you are interested in purchasing tickets to the live stream of said room. Malcanis for CSM7 - here Malcanis on High-sec - here |
ACE McFACE
Radical Astronauts Plundering Eve Hopeless Addiction
1139
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Posted - 2013.03.11 08:16:00 -
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H2O Hairey wrote:It's your opinion and as always not everyone shares you idea of ugliness. That would explain your avatar.
Im so sorry for my comment. DUST514 isn't on PC because CCP wants 2 different communities influencing each other, not people tabbing out to give themselves Orbital Strikes. (Also they don't want to cannibalise their existing playerbase) |
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
1094
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Posted - 2013.03.11 08:38:00 -
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I named my Gila "Krieg der T++rkei"
EvE is like prison.-á It's a place when bad people go to learn how to become even worse people. |
Incindir Mauser
Adhocracy Incorporated Adhocracy
97
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Posted - 2013.03.11 12:27:00 -
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Asuri Kinnes wrote:Mouse, we are going to have to have a talk about your serious lack of perception.
Not everything has to look like the spaceship equivalent of a gold plated, flying, battery operated pleasure device.
You leave my Omen out of this!
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Tribal Band
420
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Posted - 2013.03.11 12:53:00 -
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Liafcipe9000 wrote:Asuri Kinnes wrote:Mouse, we are going to have to have a talk about your serious lack of perception.
Not everything has to look like the spaceship equivalent of a gold plated, flying, battery operated pleasure device. it has to at least be something you can describe. the Moa, however, cannot be described. The Moa is the r+¬tarded offspring of a carnivorous plant and a one-eyed dianoga sewer monster. It can't decide which disturbing creation from the Botanica it is, but it sometimes passes for the Loch Ness Monster when it goes skinny dipping.
For Caldari flesh. Mittani, where have you gone to? I miss you :( |
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