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Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2013.03.30 14:28:00 -
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Next Call of Duty game: Soap's nephew Shampoo joins Captain Price to defeat the evil mutated Russian bacteria that got hold of nuclear weapons.
Coming Fall 2013. Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |
Alice Saki
Suddenly Spaced Out Suddenly Spaceships.
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Posted - 2013.03.30 14:36:00 -
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Call of Duty has a Story
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Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2013.03.30 14:51:00 -
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Alice Saki wrote:Call of Duty has a Story Yes. A whole 5 minutes of it in fact! Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
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Posted - 2013.03.30 14:58:00 -
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Hey hey hold on there.
Infinity Wards call of duty is the closest thing to being in a Michael Bay movie.
Name me one other game where you can be an astronaught caught in a nuclear blast that destroys the ISS?
Theres a good solid 30 mins of story in there. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Cat Troll
Systems Federation Coalition of Galactic Unity
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Posted - 2013.03.30 15:07:00 -
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Graygor wrote:Hey hey hold on there. Infinity Wards call of duty is the closest thing to being in a Michael Bay movie. Name me one other game where you can be an astronaught caught in a nuclear blast that destroys the ISS? Theres a good solid 30 mins of story in there. I don't know, maybe that COD clone that comes out every minute? Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off." |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
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Posted - 2013.03.30 15:14:00 -
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Damn clones.
Besides i think CoD is the only thing keeping half the male cast of Eastenders afloat these days.
Do all british people have to be 'ard boys from Lundun?
Wheres the love for the Welsh i ask you? "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Alexander Bjorvisk
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.04.03 22:29:00 -
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Russia has nukes, attacks America
American good guys kill Russian guys with names like Makarov or Kamarov and win the war |
Cam Mikaels
Infinicraft Industries
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Posted - 2013.04.04 00:12:00 -
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Alice Saki wrote:Call of Duty has a Story
Damn you! I was laughing so hard I couldn't click the like button! Have you heard? The Infinity: TQFE 2012 retrospective is out:-á http://www.infinity-universe.com/Infinity/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=121&Itemid=26
I snark, therefore, I am. |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
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Posted - 2013.04.04 00:15:00 -
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Cat Troll wrote:Next Call of Duty game: Soap's nephew Shampoo joins Captain Price to defeat the evil mutated Russian bacteria that got hold of nuclear weapons.
Coming Fall 2013.
There is actually a character named "Soap" out there, and I even think I'm gay ? There is much to be said in favour of modern journalism. By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.-á-á-á-á - Oscar Wilde |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
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Posted - 2013.04.04 00:15:00 -
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Alice Saki wrote:Call of Duty has a Story
I should log on my 4 alts to like this further. There is much to be said in favour of modern journalism. By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.-á-á-á-á - Oscar Wilde |
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Fredfredbug4
Eve Defence Force Tribal Band
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Posted - 2013.04.04 00:30:00 -
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Makarov isn't really dead, you actually killed a robot that looks like him. Makarov is still alive but in order to avoid getting captured by North korea he makes a truce with you which he completely surprisingly and unpredictably breaks 20 minutes later in the game. At a point in the game, you have to crash a plane into the worlds largest animal shelter and killing everyone inside, this is clearly relevant to the plot and not just for shock value. Finally, the US government has decided to give up and give all their responsibilities to Ramirez who literally does everything and I mean everything. During the climax of the game, you play as Ramirez who has to drive a postal service truck, sign legislation, determine if said legislation is constitutional all while getting chased by the Taliban who for some reason has an entire army hiding out in a suburb. I accidentally my assets, is this bad?-á |
Alexander Bjorvisk
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.04.04 00:40:00 -
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Fredfredbug4 wrote: Makarov isn't really dead, you actually killed a robot that looks like him. Makarov is still alive but in order to avoid getting captured by North korea he makes a truce with you which he completely surprisingly and unpredictably breaks 20 minutes later in the game. At a point in the game, you have to crash a plane into the worlds largest animal shelter and killing everyone inside, this is clearly relevant to the plot and not just for shock value. Finally, the US government has decided to give up and give all their responsibilities to Ramirez who literally does everything and I mean everything. During the climax of the game, you play as Ramirez who has to drive a postal service truck, sign legislation, determine if said legislation is constitutional all while getting chased by the Taliban who for some reason has an entire army hiding out in a suburb.
Genuinely lold.
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Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.04.04 01:18:00 -
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Better Idea, you play as Best Korea liberating Capitalist American Pigdogs all over the world for the glorious leader, and hunting down the treacherous Psy.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012. |
Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
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Posted - 2013.04.04 04:17:00 -
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Graygor wrote:Hey hey hold on there. Infinity Wards call of duty is the closest thing to being in a Michael Bay movie. Name me one other game where you can be an astronaught caught in a nuclear blast that destroys the ISS? Theres a good solid 30 mins of story in there.
You sir are now the pride owner of not 1, but 2 slightly used, rum and pomegranate juice soaked Samsung 24" monitors. Surrender is still your slightly less painful option. |
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