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Justin Cody
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Posted - 2005.09.08 00:16:00 -
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The illustrious Pink Panther Project is beginning a new program [Pink Escort Effort (PEE)]
Those of you crossing our paths would be wise to convo us and seek an escort to your destination. We make your travel safer than it would have been otherwise.
"Ill armed and half starved, they were still desperate men, to whom danger had lost all fears: for what was death that they should shun it to cling to such a life as theirs?"--- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle |
Unbeleever
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Posted - 2005.09.08 02:37:00 -
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I would like to take the time to also inform the public of our cargo inspetion program. Upon encountering Pink Panther Project cargo inspectors, shut down your ship and defensive moduals offline, this will ease the process and make it quicker.
We will inspect your cargo for furry little bunnys and animals, fruits and vegitables not indiginious to the region that you are flying through.
Further more all cargo will be inspected for legality purposes and impounded for our profit *cough* *cough* I mean your saftey
This is a service being brought to you by your neighborhood Pink Panther pilots
P.S We will be handing out cookies with sprinkles for your inconvienence, that were baked by our very own evil kebeler elf Hunter Bill
Ahhh Badip Badip thats all folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S.S Spelling errors.......I dont care
For me... Group therapy is a 30 pack of BEER!! Then all of the voices are satisfied. |
Darcuese
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Posted - 2005.09.08 06:32:00 -
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Just to see how profesional and legal you are. Are you working on sunday too? And does your employes get payed extra for it? If not, you might be visited by Syndicate...and there are plenty around worring about worker class.
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ScoRpS
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Posted - 2005.09.08 08:20:00 -
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Not today 'Kato' ..... Not today!!!
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Justin Cody
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Posted - 2005.09.09 03:10:00 -
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Edited by: Justin Cody on 09/09/2005 03:10:46 well for clarification, we are an extra-legal entity making cash profits in obscene amounts by implementing the Might Makes Right [MMR] policy in the classic form of, "Give me your lunch money or I will punch you square in the face."
As much as that might offend some, we also make our own hours and do not abide by the 40 hour work week (35 if you are french) plus we allow overtime if you are willing to work it.
And still we have time to joke around and have lives of our own when we aren't criminally flagged at a safe spot or planet.
"Ill armed and half starved, they were still desperate men, to whom danger had lost all fears: for what was death that they should shun it to cling to such a life as theirs?"--- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle |
Blydchyld
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Posted - 2005.09.09 11:58:00 -
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how cute
Official corp nobody.
The above post is my post and does not represent the views of any entity, If my views have upset you PM me |
Killertje
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Posted - 2005.09.11 14:16:00 -
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/start reply LOL /end reply
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Termanator
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Posted - 2005.09.11 14:38:00 -
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All I can say to this Post Old Friends is LOL [Pink Escort Effort (PEE)] LOL Justin You guys are nuts
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Kroma BaSyl
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Posted - 2005.09.13 19:16:00 -
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Edited by: Kroma BaSyl on 13/09/2005 19:18:08
Originally by: Justin Cody The illustrious Pink Panther Project is beginning a new program [Pink Escort Effort (PEE)]
OMG, you are an escort service? <slaps head> We thought you guys were just another corp of gankers when we ran around your feeble camp the other night. Had we realized you where just hanging around the gates looking for "johns"....errr...."lonely pilots in need of a little lov'in for the right price", we would have availed you of your services. To be honest though, having your girls orbit the gates is a bit common for someone pawning themselves off as high-end escorts. You really need to figure out whether you want to be a Madam or a Pimp, this is a subtle but important distinction. <snicker>
Kroma BaSyl
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The Praetor
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Posted - 2005.09.13 23:06:00 -
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Originally by: Justin Cody The illustrious Pink Panther Project is beginning a new program [Pink Escort Effort (PEE)]
I need a girl... late 20's... who does couples... Yes, couples. Blonde... I can't stress enough: Blonde! |
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Justin Cody
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Posted - 2005.09.14 03:19:00 -
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Well we've killed enough mission runners that we have many famous prostitutes in our employ. Betsy Leroux, Rhonda Pinknside, Jenni Johanssen, and last but not least, Jennifer Luv Hootah.
/me grins
"Ill armed and half starved, they were still desperate men, to whom danger had lost all fears: for what was death that they should shun it to cling to such a life as theirs?"--- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle |
J'inn
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Posted - 2005.09.14 21:37:00 -
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Okay . . . you Pink Panther guys are parking your vehicles right smack dab in the middle of one of my main 0.0 trade routes. Between that and Kroma's drinking binges I'm getting a tad stressed.
I'm sending my Pshrink's bill to you guys!!
Damn insensitive pirates!! It's getting so I'm actually having to work to screw over the 0.0 guys with my crap . . . <cough> I mean top quality merchandise.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Berneh
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Posted - 2005.09.15 00:03:00 -
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Holy christ
I always said those guys would become an escort agency
make me +10 and i promise not to **** in the office :D
Originally by: Oveur (at the eve radio party 05) You havent seen anything yet
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MrMorph
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Posted - 2005.09.15 11:20:00 -
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I think........I feel.........I sincerly believe...... Bah.....i dont care..... ----------------------------------------------
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Justin Cody
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Posted - 2005.09.15 14:07:00 -
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Well just so you all know Aridia is free of our corruption for now. please feel free to move freight up and down from Yulai. Also, please come hunt us down because most people are scared of our red blinking and sentry tanking.
"Ill armed and half starved, they were still desperate men, to whom danger had lost all fears: for what was death that they should shun it to cling to such a life as theirs?"--- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle |
ollobrains
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Posted - 2005.09.17 10:26:00 -
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omg come back to aridia please DK shadow im missing him - its so quite up here without him omg
only toadchester are in aridia and they really cant camp.
Oh well good luck in youe "escorting" services.
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Lamic Tarvalla
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Posted - 2005.09.18 17:16:00 -
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Edited by: Lamic Tarvalla on 18/09/2005 17:18:23 Edited by: Lamic Tarvalla on 18/09/2005 17:17:25 We are currently on our "meet the locals in other regions" tour. We seemed to have made a hit where we are now, and we are already looking at other areas to "tour". However Aridia has a special place in our hearts and we well make our way back....someday
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Mr Presidant
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Posted - 2005.09.21 02:27:00 -
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i carry underwear in my ship, that means ull have to be over 18 to search, so never mind
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sonofollo
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Posted - 2005.09.21 03:03:00 -
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well guys some newbie pirate groups have taken up residence in aridia and may fight back if u guys return (looks forward to the fun and games when that happens) lol.
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