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Ivy Romanova
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
903
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Posted - 2013.04.09 17:34:00 -
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OOOook... I just got bailed . Note to self ... drink sensibly .
Anyway...... I got a question. How do i duel with someone legally ? Just for fun , no hard feelings , good old fisty goodness ( no homo) . I mean... I tried to boxing ring at the gym but then again there so much rules about kicking , no twisting , yadayadayda .. it just kinda isn't fun any more. Anyone know where one can REALLY let lose and have fun without being locked up? DRINK SENSIBLY!(¦à_¦à_¦à_¦à(¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦à¦à¦à¦à¦à¦à(¦à_¦à_¦¦¦à-+¦¦¦à-¡-¡-¡-¡-¡a¦¦¦à-Ŧ¦¦ài¦¦¦àj¦¦¦àu¦¦¦àa¦¦¦àn¦¦¦àa¦¦-¡¦à-¡-¡¦à-¡_-¡¦à-¡_¦à_¦à_¦à_¦à_¦à_¦à_¦à_¦à-¡-¡¦à(-¡)~~-¡~n++ |
Sodium Canine
Sovereign Front Sovereign Fleet
6
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Posted - 2013.04.09 17:58:00 -
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Join the Marine Corps. |
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
1470
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Posted - 2013.04.09 18:01:00 -
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Somolia. Out of Pod is getting In the Pod - Join in game channel IG OOPE |
Khergit Deserters
915
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Posted - 2013.04.09 18:09:00 -
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Depending on the dojo, there can be some pretty serious sparring in martial arts training. Some dojos allow full contact sparring with gear, others just partial-force contact. Either way, it's a serious test of battling skills.
I'd bet the modern mixed martial arts dojos/gyms allow some full-on fighting. But I'm a little leery of those places. Seems like a good place to get injured. Not from the sparring, but from injuring yourself while working out. I see these untrained people turned loose on the heavy bag and just whaling away, without having the technique training or strength conditioning first. Great way to mess up a knee, shoulder, elbow or back. |
Concurssi Mellenar
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2013.04.09 18:15:00 -
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Gather up in the basement of a local bar with some dudes you met in the parking lot, come up with a set of basic rules, then gradually start expanding the operation until it covers the whole country. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
1275
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Posted - 2013.04.09 18:15:00 -
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Ivy Romanova wrote:OOOook... I just got bailed . Note to self ... drink sensibly . Anyway...... I got a question. How do i duel with someone legally ? Just for fun , no hard feelings , good old fisty goodness ( no homo) . I mean... I tried to boxing ring at the gym but then again there so much rules about kicking , no twisting , yadayadayda .. it just kinda isn't fun any more. Anyone know where one can REALLY let lose and have fun without being locked up? Join a boxing gym. Or a Dojo (do your research - not all arts or forms allow full-contact).
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc |
Zimmy Zeta
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
14790
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Posted - 2013.04.09 20:07:00 -
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Have you tried Yu Gi Oh ? Just think of how bad an average post by me is, and then realize half of them are even worse |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
10120
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Posted - 2013.04.09 20:37:00 -
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Sodium Canine wrote:Join the Marine Corps.
I concur "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Darvaleth Sigma
212
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Posted - 2013.04.09 20:45:00 -
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Drink some more. Then things you'd never thought were legal before suddenly become much more viable. Give a man a match and you warm him for a day.
Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life! |
Sab Sab Five
Purging Maelstrom Sicarius Draconis
57
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Posted - 2013.04.09 21:06:00 -
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"legally" is an odd term, it implies that you are fighting without getting the law involved. Mostly this occurs when two people decide not to press charges, and the public prosecutor agrees (DA), in other words the police aren't involved.
This means, most often, seclusion as well as not leaving any lasting damage (i.e. avoid eyes and teeth, don't kick in knee, no broken fingers or lengthy choke holds, you get the idea).
It helps if both combatants are young enough that they don't have to miss work, or have lasting damage that might cause trouble with the kids... there is no set age for this, but i would recommend, pre 40, aiming for 25 and under works best.
If you want a really good fight, have a few drunk refs and a pretty nice reward for the winner. 100 bucks will get you a pretty good fight, whereas a new gaming console will actually get you a fight worth fighting. Bet your car if you want to truly meet the man you are taking on. |
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baltec1
Bat Country
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Posted - 2013.04.09 21:07:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Sodium Canine wrote:Join the Marine Corps. I concur
Ahem |
Alara IonStorm
4874
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Posted - 2013.04.09 23:36:00 -
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Zimmy Zeta wrote:Have you tried Yu Gi Oh ? Until I learned that giant Monsters don't appear from the duel disk.
Such a disappointment.
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Drone Rogue
Aliastra Gallente Federation
11
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Posted - 2013.04.10 01:19:00 -
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If you just make sure there are witnesses, and scream "I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU!" before wailing on the guy, I'm sure it would help.
P S: Don't actually do this. |
Ivy Romanova
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
903
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Posted - 2013.04.10 01:48:00 -
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A dojo eh ? Sounds fun. But what do I do once I get there? Scream "FIGHT ME" and then go home in a soup can?
On a side note , what do I do with people that punches you in the back of you head after you let him out of your pin because he said "You win"? DRINK SENSIBLY!(¦à_¦à_¦à_¦à(¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦à¦à¦à¦à¦à¦à(¦à_¦à_¦¦¦à-+¦¦¦à-¡-¡-¡-¡-¡a¦¦¦à-Ŧ¦¦ài¦¦¦àj¦¦¦àu¦¦¦àa¦¦¦àn¦¦¦àa¦¦-¡¦à-¡-¡¦à-¡_-¡¦à-¡_¦à_¦à_¦à_¦à_¦à_¦à_¦à_¦à-¡-¡¦à(-¡)~~-¡~n++ |
Ivy Romanova
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
903
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Posted - 2013.04.10 01:50:00 -
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Sodium Canine wrote:Join the Marine Corps.
Not really a fan of fighting for a global axis empire who won't fight people with the same boot size as his DRINK SENSIBLY!(¦à_¦à_¦à_¦à(¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦à¦à¦à¦à¦à¦à(¦à_¦à_¦¦¦à-+¦¦¦à-¡-¡-¡-¡-¡a¦¦¦à-Ŧ¦¦ài¦¦¦àj¦¦¦àu¦¦¦àa¦¦¦àn¦¦¦àa¦¦-¡¦à-¡-¡¦à-¡_-¡¦à-¡_¦à_¦à_¦à_¦à_¦à_¦à_¦à_¦à-¡-¡¦à(-¡)~~-¡~n++ |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
1278
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Posted - 2013.04.10 02:41:00 -
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Ivy Romanova wrote:A dojo eh ? Sounds fun. But what do I do once I get there? Scream "FIGHT ME" and then go home in a soup can? On a side note , what do I do with people that punches you in the back of you head after you let him out of your pin because he said "You win"? You train. When you're ready, you punch people. And kick them. And they return the favor. And cheap-shots get punished.
Someone who cheap-shots you is looking to really win. So you should really beat the ever-loving crap out of them. 'Cause they're untrustworthy and dangerous. Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc |
Graygor
1kB Realty 1kB Galactic
20117
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Posted - 2013.04.10 02:50:00 -
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Find somewhere that teaches krav maga. Oh and wear ball protection. "I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." --áKenneth O'Hara
"Something I don't say very often: The welshman is right." - Marcus Gord |
Alara IonStorm
4874
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Posted - 2013.04.10 04:02:00 -
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Ivy Romanova wrote:Not really a fan of fighting for a global axis empire who won't fight people with the same boot size as his What now?
Would you prefer the US picked a fight with Russia, China or India to the tune of tens of millions dead on both sides? The first question is why would the US fight someone the same "boot size" as you put it? Do you just want them to kill a bunch of people or something or destroy economy, trade and good foreign relations.
Seems like an odd complaint that they don't foster enough world wide death and destruction. |
Fredfredbug4
Eve Defence Force Tribal Band
660
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Posted - 2013.04.10 04:22:00 -
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Just some advice, don't take up a martial art just to fight people. It's a lot more than that and you will be rather shocked and disappointed if your just interested in punching and kicking people. There is a lot of discipline and "art" involved in it.
Really there is no way to "legally" fight as boxing rings, dojos, and all of the other places have a set of rules. If you are looking for a straight up balls to the wall brawl that's also legal (if that's possible) then you will need to look around a bit. I accidentally my assets, is this bad?-á |
rodyas
tie fighters inc
1129
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Posted - 2013.04.10 04:42:00 -
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Just have a kid. Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne |
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Hrothgar Nilsson
Black Core Federation black core alliance
287
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Posted - 2013.04.10 09:22:00 -
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Take a boat, registered in a country that could never prosecute you, into international waters, where no government has jurisdiction, and have your fight there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTzA_xesrL8 |
Jno Aubrey
Galactic Patrol
52
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Posted - 2013.04.10 11:51:00 -
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The first rule of Fight Club . . . Name a shrub after me.-á Something prickly and hard to eradicate. |
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
702
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Posted - 2013.04.10 13:38:00 -
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You could legally come to Venezuela, arm yourself with a machete, a 9mm , a combat knife and go into one of the Caracas Barrios saying you want to meet the leader of the local street. Then the fun begins. No matter who dies, no one will ever complain or call the cops or anything at all.
Unlike the US where there is the slight chance of a police officer coming eventually or a camera filming you from afar, NO ONE, ever, will lift a finger either for you or for them, even if someone films you with their cellphone you could usually shoot him in the back as it tries to flee with no real repercusions. Life is cheap there.
It-¦s pretty fair, no holds barred, everything in the pot kind of thing. You could also end up with your own local gang and profit from the muder, drug , extortion, firearms and sexual slaves market or end up giving free reign to your most inner psychotic desires.
Also bring cash, since if for some strange fluke of fate you end up in jail, you can always bribe the police and they will let you go. Just remember the golden rule, public servants have to be bribed with enough finesse to not make them feel bad about taking too much money nor so little they will get angry at you disrespecting them.
Yes.
We also have Animal fighting rings, roosters are common, more than dogs. You could channel some of that combat energy into the animal fighting rings and earn solid money off it. Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco |
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
703
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Posted - 2013.04.10 15:50:00 -
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Ivy Romanova wrote:*DELETED Oooookay..... I don't know why did I even start this thread I seriously need to stop doing this ....
Its OOPE man, what ELSE did you EXPECT? ... Seriously Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco |
Khergit Deserters
920
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Posted - 2013.04.10 18:38:00 -
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Ivy Romanova wrote:A dojo eh ? Sounds fun. But what do I do once I get there? Scream "FIGHT ME" and then go home in a soup can? On a side note , what do I do with people that punches you in the back of you head after you let him out of your pin because he said "You win"? This is the sad thing about fights between grown ups. It's not like dueling match fights in school, where the witnesses will shame anybody doing a cheap shot. The grown up guys who like fighting are tend to be mean and serious bastards who'll do whatever it takes to win. The other thing is grown ups have more muscle strength, in comparison to the strength and flexibility of each others' bones. It just takes one good shot for fight over, somebody's got a broken nose, jaw, ankle, whatever. |
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