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Sheriff Jones
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2013.05.02 15:29:00 -
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Wrangler: Welcome to CCP, how may i help you? ...oh a sense of deja vu... Sheriff Jones: Yes i'd like to buy a license. Wrangler: Do i know you? Sheriff Jones: Oh i doubt that *cough* Wrangler: Hmm, very well. Pilot license then? Sheriff Jones: Oh no. Wrangler: What? Sheriff Jones: I'd like a ship license. Wrangler: A ship license? Sheriff Jones: Yes for my abaddon, Steve. Wrangler: My name isn't steve. Sheriff Jones: No my abaddon Wrangler: What about it? Sheriff Jones: It's called Steve. Wrangler: ...wha...look! We don't sell ship licenses. We sell Pilot licenses. Sheriff Jones: Oh i don't think i'll need one of those. Wrangler: You can't play withut one! Sheriff Jones: I don't intend to, i intend to fly! Wrangler: ... Sheriff Jones: High ni the sky? Wrangler: I'll make this very simple; we don't sell ship licenses, so buy something else or make like a minnie and ducktape off. Sheriff Jones: Fine, fine. I'll have a poster. Wrangler: What? Sheriff Jones: Yes. A lifesize one would do. Wrangler: ... Sheriff Jones: Of Eris. Wrangler: You! *Sheriff Jones runs* Wrangler: May Jove have mercy on my soul...
End.
Nearly two years, good to be back all, not that i expect to be reembered |
Velicitia
Nex Exercitus
1458
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Posted - 2013.05.02 15:32:00 -
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what the ... I don't even ... ?
sounds like it would've been funny to watch this exchange though... One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia |
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
2447
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Posted - 2013.05.02 15:43:00 -
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Oddly enough, I do remember you.
Hi!
Mr Epeen There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass! |
Daetharis
Suicidal Space Monkeys Wreckers Salvage PLC
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Posted - 2013.05.02 15:45:00 -
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I LOL'd
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J1LT
Interstella Misfits
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Posted - 2013.05.02 15:55:00 -
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Mr Epeen wrote:Oddly enough, I do remember you. Hi! Mr Epeen
Same here.
Lets hope he makes them as good as the old ones used to be..
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Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
1564
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Posted - 2013.05.02 16:02:00 -
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Thanks, Sheriff Jones, now I feel old for remembering you. Sovereignty and Population New Mining Mechanics |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
7957
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Posted - 2013.05.02 16:02:00 -
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Another victim that couldn't stay away... the proof is right here.
Also, Wrangler doesn't work at CCP any longer, but it was quite good read.
/c
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NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises Project Wildfire
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Posted - 2013.05.02 16:16:00 -
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I actually do remember you, and some of the old ones made me laugh quite a bit!
Welcome back Phoibe Enterprises official recruitment thread The Eve Reader - -áAudio Recordings of Eve Chronicles
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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
13986
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Posted - 2013.05.02 16:20:00 -
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Yay \o/ GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Get a good start: newbie skill plan.-á |
Shaylee Dallocort
Steel Dogs
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Posted - 2013.05.02 16:20:00 -
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The Sheriff is back? The nostalgia is almost palpable!
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ISD Cura Ursus
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
141
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Posted - 2013.05.02 16:32:00 -
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Locked for lack of content.
ISD Cura Ursus Lieutenant Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
4872
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Posted - 2013.05.02 16:35:00 -
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When I saw the thread title I immediately thought "Reminds me of that old Sherif Jones threadnaught. May he rest in peace. I wonder what this crap is actually about."
*Opens thread and starts reading*
Welcome back. |
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CCP Eterne
C C P C C P Alliance
2377
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Posted - 2013.05.03 16:07:00 -
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Unlocking per request; it's a nonsensical joke that's out of date, but it's still technically "content". New Eden Community Representative GÇ+ New Eden Illuminati GÇ+ Fiction Adept
@CCP_Eterne GÇ+ @EVE_LiveEvents |
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Xylem Viliana
Protomonolithic
85
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Posted - 2013.05.03 17:16:00 -
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Haha ISD over-ruled |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2013.05.03 17:18:00 -
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I vote this post is moved to C&P.
Because after reading it, I feel as if half my brain cells were ganked. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Rutger Centemus
Phantom Squad Insidious Empire
10
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Posted - 2013.05.03 17:25:00 -
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Sheriff Jones wrote:Nearly two years, good to be back all, not that i expect to be reembered But you are, welcome back!
ISD Cura Ursus wrote:Locked for lack of content.
Where's that dislike button when you need it... |
Frank Millar
162
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Posted - 2013.05.03 17:29:00 -
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Heh.
I remember those exchanges from ye olde forums.
wb |
Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
1375
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Posted - 2013.05.03 17:30:00 -
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Need a new dev to pick on.
Also for those who aren't old- http://eve-search.com/thread/840754-0/page/1
[url]https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=206023&find=unread[/url] |
Pak Narhoo
Splinter Foundation
941
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Posted - 2013.05.03 17:38:00 -
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Lol, long time sherif wb! :)
Have been thinking 'what happened to that guy'.
Too bad Wrangler is no more, casuality of a 'jesus feature'. |
MatrixSkye Mk2
Republic University Minmatar Republic
544
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Posted - 2013.05.03 17:45:00 -
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Welcome back, old timer.
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Captain Tavius
Picon Fleet New Eden Research.
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Posted - 2013.05.03 17:46:00 -
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Welcome back! I look forward to more. |
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
13990
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Posted - 2013.05.03 18:06:00 -
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The system works! \o/ (again) GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Get a good start: newbie skill plan.-á |
Regnag Leppod
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
14
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Posted - 2013.05.03 21:01:00 -
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Welcome back Sheriff! Great to see your humor again. |
Sheriff Jones
Clinical Experiment
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Posted - 2013.05.03 21:49:00 -
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Oh my, this all makes an old concordian feel really soft and fluffy inside. Yeah i have a lot of catching up to do, not to mention learning how to fly at all, but i've certainly never felt this welcomed back in an game
Also notice many names i remember, which is a good sign as always.
REturn later with hopefully some -new- content |
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
1571
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Posted - 2013.05.03 22:33:00 -
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First thread and you already broke the moderation. Tsk. Tsk. Sovereignty and Population New Mining Mechanics |
Eram Fidard
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.05.04 00:19:00 -
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*standing ovation* |
Robus Muvila
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2013.05.04 00:41:00 -
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Sheriff Jones wrote:Wrangler: Welcome to CCP, how may i help you? ...oh a sense of deja vu... Sheriff Jones: Yes i'd like to buy a license. Wrangler: Do i know you? Sheriff Jones: Oh i doubt that *cough* Wrangler: Hmm, very well. Pilot license then? Sheriff Jones: Oh no. Wrangler: What? Sheriff Jones: I'd like a ship license. Wrangler: A ship license? Sheriff Jones: Yes for my abaddon, Steve. Wrangler: My name isn't steve. Sheriff Jones: No my abaddon Wrangler: What about it? Sheriff Jones: It's called Steve. Wrangler: ...wha...look! We don't sell ship licenses. We sell Pilot licenses. Sheriff Jones: Oh i don't think i'll need one of those. Wrangler: You can't play withut one! Sheriff Jones: I don't intend to, i intend to fly! Wrangler: ... Sheriff Jones: High ni the sky? Wrangler: I'll make this very simple; we don't sell ship licenses, so buy something else or make like a minnie and ducktape off. Sheriff Jones: Fine, fine. I'll have a poster. Wrangler: What? Sheriff Jones: Yes. A lifesize one would do. Wrangler: ... Sheriff Jones: Of Eris. Wrangler: You! *Sheriff Jones runs* Wrangler: May Jove have mercy on my soul... End. Nearly two years, good to be back all, not that i expect to be reembered
*That Slowclap gif from Citizen Kane* TMC Senior Developer http://themittani.com - Because EvE has needed a proper news site for ages |
Lord Haur
Grim Determination Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2013.05.04 01:53:00 -
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How could we forget when CCP made something to remember you by? |
Julius Rigel
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Posted - 2013.05.04 03:04:00 -
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Sheriff Jones wrote:not that i expect to be reembered You're just as crazy as ever. Thinking nobody would remember you? Nonsense!
Welcome back, old chap. Do YOU like to undock? |
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
7180
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Posted - 2013.05.04 05:19:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Another victim that couldn't stay away... the proof is right here.
Also, Wrangler doesn't work at CCP any longer, but it was quite good read.
/c Yeah, probably should use Soundwave instead. Especially since he has a high hard one to abolish high security "Gun Mining" and "Passive Income".
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