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ZAKURELL0 LINDA
Arkhon Industries Solarmark Coalition
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Posted - 2013.05.22 16:06:00 -
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release a few bait roaches, the spider might take it RIP Iron Lady |
Kaiden krios
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2013.05.22 16:13:00 -
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Decloack the spider and bump madly with a Dominix!! |
Krakhen
Praetors of Orpheus
23
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Posted - 2013.05.22 16:16:00 -
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Invite 2500 of your friend to your room, it should crash it and make the afk spider unable to get back in. |
Masumi SinTe
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.05.22 16:17:00 -
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Cloacking spiders are balanced. The problem is the place where you live in |
Spurty
V0LTA Verge of Collapse
858
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Posted - 2013.05.22 16:21:00 -
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LIGHT ALL THE CYNOS of course! --- GÇ£If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.GÇ¥ GÇò Philip K. **** |
Jayrendo Karr
Suns Of Korhal Terran Commonwealth
249
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Posted - 2013.05.22 16:24:00 -
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They need to make it so spiders don't show up in local when cloaked, what's the point of cloaking if people know you're there? It's like a murderer announcing his presence while still remaining hidden. Buff cloaky spiders |
flakeys
Interstellar Corporation of Science and Technology Interstellar Confederation
1096
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Posted - 2013.05.22 16:26:00 -
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Well alex i'd say web it ... but as it's a spider that'll probably work reversed
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Solhild
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
1010
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Posted - 2013.05.22 17:14:00 -
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Work colleagues who have nothing to do with EVE have enjoyed this bizarre thread. Have an internetz point from me, well done. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
4015
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Posted - 2013.05.22 17:47:00 -
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You have nothing to fear from this AFK Cloaked spider. He is both away from keyboard, and unable to activate any modules. You may safely go about your business.
Now if you are attacked by him at any point, that spider wasnt AFK Cloaky camping you, we has actively hunting you.
Cloaked camping and cloaked hunting are perfectly acceptable mechanics for a spider and there is nothing to be fixed about them.
If you decide that the Cloaked AFK spider has too much power in your room, and you decide to have an idea that requires both fuel or some kind of timer for his little spider cloak...or some kind of new cloaked spider hunting insect, just ask yourself if it is fair that you get to stay curled up in your bed for as long as you want without any timers or cap usage at all.
If spider cloaks need timers or fuel every 30 minutes, then everyone who is curled up in bed should also be ejected from thier bed every 30 minutes as well.
Of course we could just turn off the lights, and then neither of you would even know you are in the same room. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Adunh Slavy
831
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Posted - 2013.05.22 20:34:00 -
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Try to leave the room and find something you can use to decloak the spider, such as Guristas Dish Rag with a 10 meter range. If you can not leave the room due to the message, "House atmosphere not yet decontaminated for consumption." ... sorry dude, yer fckd. |
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Captain Tardbar
NEWB ALERT
408
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Posted - 2013.05.22 20:35:00 -
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The meth.
Take some more of it. "Entitlement" is a euphemism for "I hate the way you play and it makes me cry like a baby". If you fantasize about being immoral it means you enjoy being immoral deep down. |
Alex Grison
Grison Interstellar
314
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Posted - 2013.05.22 20:36:00 -
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hello?
This is alex.
The situation has degraded since my last post.
I spent the night hiding in the sink pretending to be dishes. |
Ernok en Brauhn
MotsuFleet Logistics
4
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Posted - 2013.05.22 21:03:00 -
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Alex Grison wrote:hello?
This is alex.
The situation has degraded since my last post.
I spent the night hiding in the sink pretending to be dishes.
seriously.
those drugs must be nice.
keep enjoying em
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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
9174
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Posted - 2013.05.22 21:21:00 -
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Ernok en Brauhn wrote:Alex Grison wrote:hello?
This is alex.
The situation has degraded since my last post.
I spent the night hiding in the sink pretending to be dishes. seriously. those drugs must be nice. keep enjoying em
Hmmm....I'm pretty sure this isn't meth related. He'd be posting about the bees in his teeth. -áGÇ£The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.GÇ¥-á-á - Oscar Wilde |
Alex Grison
Grison Interstellar
316
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Posted - 2013.05.22 21:25:00 -
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Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:Ernok en Brauhn wrote:Alex Grison wrote:hello?
This is alex.
The situation has degraded since my last post.
I spent the night hiding in the sink pretending to be dishes. seriously. those drugs must be nice. keep enjoying em Hmmm....I'm pretty sure this isn't meth related. He'd be posting about the bees in his teeth.
I am not presently on drug |
Raiz Nhell
Kangaroo Ate my baby Orchestrated Alliance
276
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Posted - 2013.05.22 22:17:00 -
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Alex Grison wrote:Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:Ernok en Brauhn wrote:Alex Grison wrote:hello?
This is alex.
The situation has degraded since my last post.
I spent the night hiding in the sink pretending to be dishes. seriously. those drugs must be nice. keep enjoying em Hmmm....I'm pretty sure this isn't meth related. He'd be posting about the bees in his teeth. I am not presently on drug
Can we get a Doctor over here to ensure that you get some...
There is no such thing as a fair fight...
If your fighting fair you have automatically put yourself at a disadvantage. |
Rhivre
TarNec Invisible Exchequer
154
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Posted - 2013.05.22 22:53:00 -
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Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Hmmm....I'm pretty sure this isn't meth related. He'd be posting about the bees in his teeth.
Don't tempt him.
He seems relatively calm for now, although he was mentioning splatting spiders earlier.
Actually, now I think of it, it was a few hours ago, and he hasnt returned.
Brb, checking for spider hotdrop |
Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
2794
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Posted - 2013.05.22 22:58:00 -
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they get squished due to them (spiders) just being misunderstood creatures.
...and i misunderstand them more than pretty much everyone else. |
Ckra Trald
Stellar Essence STELLAR CONSTELLATION
172
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Posted - 2013.05.23 01:13:00 -
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log off ^^ poorly made blunt forum post above ^^ |
Ris Dnalor
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
477
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Posted - 2013.05.23 02:38:00 -
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Alex Grison wrote:ok this is serious. tonight its 2:23 in the morning and I am tired. I start seeing things as usual. There is a slightly darker spot on the wall. and every day at about 1 in the morning it starts to look like spider. And I hate spider.
I have discovered that there is a very real and cloaked spider on my wall. I suspect that spider is using an acrachnis modified cloaking device.
what do i do.
Kilz it!
(works great on ceilings, I assume it would do well on walls as well :P )
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=118961
EvE = Everybody Vs. Everybody
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Jarod Garamonde
Action Bastards
217
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Posted - 2013.05.23 03:45:00 -
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Oh...... I just had a bad thought. Is the cloaky spider a wolf spider? Cuz those are drone boats, dude.... aggro that f**ker, and all the drones (baby spiders) come out to attack you. It's not pretty. "you can identify eve players by looking at their cars. Since they don't drive what they can't afford to lose."-á --áBienator II |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
9233
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Posted - 2013.05.23 05:22:00 -
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Cloaky Spider......................has got to become a new EVE-meme. Most indeed. "When I die, I'm leaving my body to Science Fiction."-á - Steven Wright-á |
Josef Djugashvilis
Acme Mining Corporation
1236
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Posted - 2013.05.23 05:27:00 -
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If it is cloaked, how do you know where it is? This is not a signature. |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
9236
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Posted - 2013.05.23 05:29:00 -
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Josef Djugashvilis wrote:If it is cloaked, how do you know where it is?
Seriously.
It could be 2 inches away on the floor ! "When I die, I'm leaving my body to Science Fiction."-á - Steven Wright-á |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
3008
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Posted - 2013.05.23 06:11:00 -
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A CYNO JUST LIT UP A FEW METERS FROM ME AND SPIDER CAPS HAVE JUMPED IN
WARPOUTWARPOUTWARPOUTWARPOUTWARPOUTWARPOUTWARPOUT |
Alex Grison
Grison Interstellar
325
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Posted - 2013.05.23 06:12:00 -
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Liafcipe9000 wrote:A CYNO JUST LIT UP A FEW METERS FROM ME AND SPIDER CAPS HAVE JUMPED IN
WARPOUTWARPOUTWARPOUTWARPOUTWARPOUTWARPOUTWARPOUT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
ABORT
ABORT
ABORT
ABORT
CLOAKED SPIDER IS BACK AND I THINK I SHOULD PROBABLY DO SOMETHING. |
Garresh
Team Chicken and Waffles
207
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Posted - 2013.05.23 06:16:00 -
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Print out a picture of a rifter and tape it to the wall next to it. That way if the spider comes back till be decloaked instantly. This Space Intentionally Left Blank |
Alex Grison
Grison Interstellar
325
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Posted - 2013.05.23 06:28:00 -
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Garresh wrote:Print out a picture of a rifter and tape it to the wall next to it. That way if the spider comes back till be decloaked instantly.
Nope not drastic enough |
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
49
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Posted - 2013.05.23 06:43:00 -
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As long as the spider stays cloaked on the wall you are safe. Make sure you have something to swat it if it uncloaks and arm yourself with the bubble wrap in case you have to start popping them. |
Kirjava
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
7445
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Posted - 2013.05.23 06:50:00 -
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Dock with your bed, and cover all its exits from its local space with bubbles wrap.
Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007. Cardinal Kirjava - Redeclaring the Crusade in the name of the Goddess since 2012. /S¦¦GùòGÇ+GÇ+GùòS¦¦\ |
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