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Utremi Fasolasi
The Jagged Edge Rebel Alliance of New Eden
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Posted - 2013.05.27 01:16:00 -
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I've travelled among all the empires of New Eden, sampling its many cultures, and these are my impressions of the passionate natures of the four nations:
1. Gallentean: "Oh yes! yes! yes!"
2. Amarrian: "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!"
3. Minmatar: "AROOOOoooooo!!"
4. Caldari: "For the State! For the State! For the State!"
What are your impressions? |
Aika Saito
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.05.27 01:20:00 -
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I'll have you know. I am rather quiet. Who the hell cares enough about the state to scream it out... at times of great pleasure. |
Shintoko Akahoshi
Pyre Falcon Defence Cadre XV-01A Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
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Posted - 2013.05.27 01:40:00 -
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My impressions are that your research is statistically flawed, and your face is lopsided.
Please continue... Bio and writing |
Raziphan Rebular
Blue Sky Labs
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Posted - 2013.05.27 01:51:00 -
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From reading the Eve books, I know that Caldari CEOs prefer Gallenten hookers, because of the 'taboo' aspect of them. Also they are hot. |
Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
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Posted - 2013.05.27 02:31:00 -
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I hoped for so much more when I selected this topic.
Never stop trolling IGS... Render unto Khanid the things which are Khanid's; and unto God the things that are God's. |
Utremi Fasolasi
The Jagged Edge Rebel Alliance of New Eden
240
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Posted - 2013.05.27 04:06:00 -
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Aika Saito wrote:I'll have you know. I am rather quiet. Who the hell cares enough about the state to scream it out... at times of great pleasure.
Civire dockworkers on the downlow, especially.
When I first saw it in this old Impetus holo "Caldari Gone Wild" I watched back in the Navy Academy I thought it was exaggerating.. |
Heinel Coventina
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2013.05.27 05:58:00 -
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I have something juicier...
Based on real conversations mostly in the summit, names and time redacted, content creatively paraphrased to protect people's identities and fit the topic at hand.
Amarr
Anguished Preacher barged into the channel. A.P.: You! There, why aren't you wearing a shirt, this is disgraceful.. (sorry I don't remember exactly what he said but he manged to go on for quite a while). You must cloth yourself properly now! Me: Sorry, you're not my type. A.P.: What does my "type" have to do with this? This is a matter of public decency. Your.. current attire is offensive, this is not how a capsuleer should behave, I expect more from this place. Me: I mean your courting attempt was unsuccessful and will not succeed. You may stop now. Assorted giggling from bystanders. A.P.: What? How dare you suggest something so hastily. I am not attempting to court you. I am not interested in you. Me: You aren't even aware of your own motives, pity. A.P.: ...
Caldari
Me: Intimate relationships of other state citizens are private matters, you ought not openly discuss them in public. Idyllic Civire: ... Perhaps I spoke out of line. I was concerned about a dear friend, and my tongue got the better of me. Me: Discipline~ Idyllic Civire: Right.. but you know what, it is (beep) weird being lectured by a University of Caille student on discipline. Dude, wear a shirt. Me: What? Can't hear ya~
Gallente
This one mailed me privately. Party Boi: handsome Me: Uh, Thank you
Minmatar
They don't exist. 'cept that one I met in a bar... |
John Revenent
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2013.05.27 05:59:00 -
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Another one for the trash bin. Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu. |
Fredfredbug4
Eve Defence Force Tribal Band
991
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Posted - 2013.05.27 06:47:00 -
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Only in the Federation can all romantic pursuits be seen as purely sexual. Watch Fred Fred Frederation and stop cryptozoologist! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it! |
Zsaryna Adrelana
The Phantom Regiment THE ROYAL NAVY
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Posted - 2013.05.27 08:11:00 -
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Down with this sort of thing
This is a private opinion expressed by the capsuleer in question and does not necessarily reflect official TRN policy. My alt has two Gnosis, how does he smell?Awful. |
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Halete
Pyre Falcon Defence Cadre XV-01A Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
828
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Posted - 2013.05.27 17:24:00 -
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As a Minmatar this correlates with my experiences. Trading chains for shackles, I am free. |
Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
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Posted - 2013.05.27 17:54:00 -
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Moved this post to the other thread, where it's more appropriate. Mane 614
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Anatole Madullier
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
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Posted - 2013.05.28 13:56:00 -
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What happens when they yell "Oh god, oh yess, Arooooo, for the State" in one line? I'm not sure if I can live with that confusion. |
Sofia Roseburn
Coreli Corporation
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Posted - 2013.05.28 13:59:00 -
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Anatole Madullier wrote:What happens when they yell "Oh god, oh yess, Arooooo, for the State" in one line? I'm not sure if I can live with that confusion.
Be glad that you have a partner that is well versed in culture from all across New Eden and appreciate the opportunities and potential positions that sort of mindset allows for. If only we had more people like Launette Vylier. |
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
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Posted - 2013.05.28 14:16:00 -
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John Revenent wrote:Another one for the trash bin.
Which, the thread or its creator?
Meta-gaming for carebears:
Whine on the forums like a little ***** until CCP gets sick of you and hands you everything you ask for just to shut you up. |
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