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queen'beee
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Posted - 2005.11.10 13:53:00 -
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To Oveur, Kieron and friends, Have fun! :)
Dilemma 1. On a drunken night of pvp you end up 60 jumps deep in 0.0 enemy territory. You and your fleet gets so badly pwned you fall off your chair and go to sleep. The next day you login and have two options to get out;
a) Buy a 150 million isk shuttle and risk 14 pages of "LOL" on forums. b) Pod jump home with full +4 implants and 1 extremely rare Hardwire implant.
What do you choose and why?
Dilemma 2. After getting back to empire, You find yourself mining for a new battleship. In the belt, a little cute indy flys up next to you, and rubs against you in a friendly and wholesome way. The pilot does this in local-> :)
You look in your can....and its now empty.
Do you:
a) Scream "&*^%&*$^...ORE THEIF!!" in local, whilst waving your arms hysterically as if he just stole your soul. b) Go buy secure containers and anchor them next to the other 1000 in the belt. c) Get your indy and give him a hand.
Dilemma 3. After building your new bs you take it back to 0.0. 16 alliance members tells you the next system is clear. You jump in and land in the middle of a medium warp bubble with about 60 enemy ships around you.
Do you;
a) Pretend they havent seen you and slowly crawl out the bubble whilst whistling 'im a barbie girl' b) Hold your cloak whilst typing in local 'hey guys the node has dropped, lets all reboot!" c) Go nuts on TS, knowing full well that you are probably already in Jita by now. d) Type x in local, followed by "guys I think your overview is bugged, gimme gang invite"
Dilemma 4. After being sent back to empire via a omgexpress 1st class podding, you find yourself back in the asteroid belt mining.
You warp to the belt and find its full of npcs. As you try to turn arround you find you are stuck on the biggest motherf... piece of scordite you have ever seen in your life.
Do you;
a) Try to mine it to death for the sake of your freeedom b) Scream in local you are being 'attacked' by pirates and a scordite and need assistance c) Go to the shop and buy some beer because its turning into one of those sorts of days.
Dilemma 5. [i]You're sitting in the station contemplating why you suck today, and decide to have a look on escrow for a cheap replacement mining ship.
Whilst looking, you see a 0.00 isk escrow. On closer inspection it contains a Dreadnought BPO and 2 units of long limb roe.
Do you;
a) Claim it and yarrrr! b) Claim it and give it back c) Claim it, escrow the 2 units of long limb roe back to the owner with the message "dinner is on me"
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Regma
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Posted - 2005.11.10 14:10:00 -
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O_O
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Sveldt
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Posted - 2005.11.10 14:18:00 -
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Seeing as they're devs, use secret option 'x' that allows someone with access to the servers, etc to do whatever they like.
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Jim Steele
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Posted - 2005.11.10 14:19:00 -
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Edited by: Jim Steele on 10/11/2005 14:21:46
Originally by: queen'beee To Oveur, Kieron and friends, Have fun! :)
Dilemma 1. a) with a full set of +4s the potential loss would be in execess of 1bil for a 10% outlay i dont think it would be too hard to take but in reality id probibly just send an alt in a shuttle to come get me.
Dilemma 2. probibly non of those, id either get over it and cary on mining or chase after his indy in a suicide ship for a bit of fun.
Dilemma 3. probibly c) id also exept my inevitable fate, and try and get out of the bubble befor my pod explodes.
Dilemma 4.. definatley c)
Dilemma 5. c) yarrr (i wish)
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Antoinette Civari
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Posted - 2005.11.10 14:33:00 -
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1. I'd get a shuttle from my alt, then a corpmate would scout me out. 2. I don't mine in empire, that's what we got 0.0 space for. ;) 3. c) 4. definitely c) 5. a) ..
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queen'beee
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Posted - 2005.11.10 14:35:00 -
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Edited by: queen''beee on 10/11/2005 14:35:12 Ok everyone can play
but you can only pick the options given (thats the whole point of a dilemma ;)) |
Phenomenor
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Posted - 2005.11.10 14:42:00 -
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ehm.. Why are you asking this to the devs? Do i sense a potential whine? :))
"The more we know, the brighter the light, but the greater the mating face with things still in the dark..." |
queen'beee
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Posted - 2005.11.10 14:49:00 -
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No, its just fun! and when a threads not whine related they usally say funny things :) |
Calderio
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Posted - 2005.11.10 14:51:00 -
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dilemma 1 c, go back to empire in your pod
dilemma 2 d, misson \/\/|-|0r3!|\|g is so much better than mineing
dilemma 3 a, seems to have the most class, thought the outcome will most likely be c
dilemma 4 c, and mission \/\/|-|0r3 for goodness sakes man
dilemma 5 c, even in victory one must rise above and treat the pwned to dinner ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
let Nafri bring back her old sigs, the ones with peach's and stuff |
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Redundancy
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Posted - 2005.11.10 15:01:00 -
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1) (c) Log in an alt, deliver a ship. On the other hand, I can't afford +4 implants in the first place...
2) (d) You wouldn't find me mining, you might find me cloaked and waiting for criminal flagging from you opening that can after the upcoming changes. The battleship might have webs and scramblers too :)
3) (c)
4) (d) Still not mining. Kill the npcs. Drink beer.
5) (a) just "Claim it, yarr!" You don't want to push your luck after a bad day. Besides, you're drinking beer.
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Meeko Gloom
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Posted - 2005.11.10 15:19:00 -
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Originally by: Redundancy 1) (c) Log in an alt, deliver a ship. On the other hand, I can't afford +4 implants in the first place...
2) (d) You wouldn't find me mining, you might find me cloaked and waiting for criminal flagging from you opening that can after the upcoming changes. The battleship might have webs and scramblers too :)
3) (c)
4) (d) Still not mining. Kill the npcs. Drink beer.
5) (a) just "Claim it, yarr!" You don't want to push your luck after a bad day. Besides, you're drinking beer.
Well there u have it
The Dev Speaks ________________________________________________
Pls Dont Flame Me Cuz I DONT Give A ****
Demons of Razgis
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t20
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Posted - 2005.11.10 15:26:00 -
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Originally by: Redundancy 2) (d) You wouldn't find me mining, you might find me cloaked and waiting for criminal flagging from you opening that can after the upcoming changes. The battleship might have webs and scramblers too :)
Apply for my pirate wtf griefing corp already, you know you want to!
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Meeko Gloom
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Posted - 2005.11.10 15:46:00 -
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Edited by: Meeko Gloom on 10/11/2005 15:47:21 Edited by: Meeko Gloom on 10/11/2005 15:46:30
Originally by: t20
Originally by: Redundancy 2) (d) You wouldn't find me mining, you might find me cloaked and waiting for criminal flagging from you opening that can after the upcoming changes. The battleship might have webs and scramblers too :)
Apply for my pirate wtf griefing corp already, you know you want to!
Another DEVS speaks
they dont mine they just give there player billions of isk with one click of the mouse
i wish i was a dev ________________________________________________
Pls Dont Flame Me Cuz I DONT Give A ****
Demons of Razgis
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Redundancy
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Posted - 2005.11.10 15:51:00 -
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Originally by: Meeko Gloom
they dont mine they just give there player billions of isk with one click of the mouse
i wish i was a dev
Have never, will never. What would be the point in playing?
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Meeko Gloom
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Posted - 2005.11.10 15:58:00 -
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Originally by: Redundancy
Originally by: Meeko Gloom
they dont mine they just give there player billions of isk with one click of the mouse
i wish i was a dev
Have never, will never. What would be the point in playing?
thanks for not doing that but u do have a polaris frig i no u do ________________________________________________
Pls Dont Flame Me Cuz I DONT Give A ****
Demons of Razgis
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Hllaxiu
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Posted - 2005.11.10 16:03:00 -
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Originally by: Meeko Gloom
Originally by: Redundancy
Originally by: Meeko Gloom
they dont mine they just give there player billions of isk with one click of the mouse
i wish i was a dev
Have never, will never. What would be the point in playing?
thanks for not doing that but u do have a polaris frig i no u do
On his dev account I'm sure. They just play their usual accounts when they want to slum around with us mere mortals.
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Ashraaf
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Posted - 2005.11.10 17:47:00 -
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1) a) Buy the shuttle came back with an indus and put 2 shuttles in the market 200M
2) c)
3) a)
4) c)
5) c) for sure :)
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kieron
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Posted - 2005.11.10 17:50:00 -
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[humor]
Dilemma 1. Where's the option with more beer? Chosing either option would require more beer. I would have to drink myself into the same state as the previous night's revelry so I wouldn't care about the 15 LOL pages as I shuttled my way home.
Dilemma 2. d) ***** open another beer, unfit the 5 Basic Miners my Eidolon is busting rocks with, load out UltraViolent Hurty weapons of DoomÖ and wtfpwn the thief.
Dilemma 3. e) Pour another beer, laugh maniacally and activate the Titan Ubar Ubar Death Blossom SooperDooper Weapon.
Dilemma 4. c) Go to the shop and buy some beer because its turning into one of those sorts of days.
Dilemma 5.[i] Is this a trick question? Where's the beer?
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kieron Community Manager, EVE Online
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CrayC
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Posted - 2005.11.10 17:53:00 -
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Originally by: kieron [humor]
Dilemma 1. Where's the option with more beer? Chosing either option would require more beer. I would have to drink myself into the same state as the previous night's revelry so I wouldn't care about the 15 LOL pages as I shuttled my way home.
Dilemma 2. d) ***** open another beer, unfit the 5 Basic Miners my Eidolon is busting rocks with, load out UltraViolent Hurty weapons of DoomÖ and wtfpwn the thief.
Dilemma 3. e) Pour another beer, laugh maniacally and activate the Titan Ubar Ubar Death Blossom SooperDooper Weapon.
Dilemma 4. c) Go to the shop and buy some beer because its turning into one of those sorts of days.
Dilemma 5.[i] Is this a trick question? Where's the beer?
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
BTW, kieron.... Eidolon only has 5 turrets?
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Avon
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Posted - 2005.11.10 17:58:00 -
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Edited by: Avon on 10/11/2005 17:58:27
Originally by: Redundancy
Originally by: Meeko Gloom
they dont mine they just give there player billions of isk with one click of the mouse
i wish i was a dev
Have never, will never. What would be the point in playing?
Yeah, why click when you can use that screensaver?
/rumour-control ______________________________________________
The Battleships is not and should not be a solo pwnmobile - Oveur |
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Skarsnik
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Posted - 2005.11.10 18:07:00 -
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Originally by: kieron [humor]
Dilemma 3. e) Pour another beer, laugh maniacally and activate the Titan Ubar Ubar Death Blossom SooperDooper Weapon.
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You really like 'The Last Starfighter' thats the second time, that I'm sure of, where you've quoted the good old Death Blossom
But have to add Beer is the true players choice of option for any of those questions ------------------------------------------------- Statement of the Obvious
Contrary to Popular belief - it is NOT possible to walk on water.
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kieron
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Posted - 2005.11.10 18:17:00 -
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Originally by: Skarsnik You really like 'The Last Starfighter' thats the second time, that I'm sure of, where you've quoted the good old Death Blossom
It's a fun flick, albeit an old one. That and the graphics Oveur had up on the screen at the FanFest in his presentation reminded me of the outright destruction of the DB. 100 ships on screen one second, 100 explosions moments later! UbarYARRbq pwnage!
kieron Community Manager, EVE Online
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Jim Raynor
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Posted - 2005.11.10 18:31:00 -
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Originally by: kieron [humor]
Dilemma 1. Where's the option with more beer? Chosing either option would require more beer. I would have to drink myself into the same state as the previous night's revelry so I wouldn't care about the 15 LOL pages as I shuttled my way home.
Dilemma 2. d) ***** open another beer, unfit the 5 Basic Miners my Eidolon is busting rocks with, load out UltraViolent Hurty weapons of DoomÖ and wtfpwn the thief.
Dilemma 3. e) Pour another beer, laugh maniacally and activate the Titan Ubar Ubar Death Blossom SooperDooper Weapon.
Dilemma 4. c) Go to the shop and buy some beer because its turning into one of those sorts of days.
Dilemma 5. Is this a trick question? Where's the beer?
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Are you sure you should be promoting alcoholic beverages? EVE is a TEEN rated game afterall. ------ [i]If Captain James T. Kirk and Mr. Spock embracing one another, in a bath tube, nude, in space, is wrong, I don't want to be right. |
Gerome Doutrande
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Posted - 2005.11.10 18:32:00 -
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Originally by: t20
Originally by: Redundancy 2) (d) You wouldn't find me mining, you might find me cloaked and waiting for criminal flagging from you opening that can after the upcoming changes. The battleship might have webs and scramblers too :)
Apply for my pirate wtf griefing corp already, you know you want to!
need someone to haul your loot around eh.
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Wira
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Posted - 2005.11.10 18:33:00 -
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Beer = Developers
Developers = Beer
Is this a good thing?
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James Damar
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Posted - 2005.11.10 18:56:00 -
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Originally by: Wira Beer = Developers
Developers = Beer
Is this a good thing?
It would explain a thing or 2
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HippoKing
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Posted - 2005.11.10 19:01:00 -
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SOE devs drink coffee CCP drink beer
conclusive proof:
beef > coffee
/goes to find beer
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Cmdr Sy
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Posted - 2005.11.10 19:06:00 -
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Originally by: Jim Raynor Are you sure you should be promoting alcoholic beverages? EVE is a TEEN rated game afterall.
In all Free countries, teenagers can legally drink the amber nectar.
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Soren
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Posted - 2005.11.10 19:39:00 -
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I'm only 11 and these Devs made me drink lots of beer and got sick all over the house after eating spaghetti (my favourite). I only wanted to be cool like them, but now my parents aren't going to pay for my sub anymore!
Someone please help me! _______________________________________________
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Last Starfighter
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Posted - 2005.11.10 19:44:00 -
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Originally by: kieron
Originally by: Skarsnik You really like 'The Last Starfighter' thats the second time, that I'm sure of, where you've quoted the good old Death Blossom
It's a fun flick, albeit an old one. That and the graphics Oveur had up on the screen at the FanFest in his presentation reminded me of the outright destruction of the DB. 100 ships on screen one second, 100 explosions moments later! UbarYARRbq pwnage!
Took me ages to find it on DVD :).
Actually holds up well even now.
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