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Denny Crane
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Posted - 2005.11.21 21:31:00 -
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Greetings,
Today I had the pleasure of speaking with Aphoxema G--Founder and CEO of Operation Inertia.
She contacted me in an desperate, futile attempt to win my love. I refused her childish attempt to establish a sweet puppy love with me. She then responded by trying to throw herself upon me. I threw the peasant off and cast her back into the slave pits from whence she came.
Shortly after this incident occured, I received a private communique from Aphoxema G. Below, please find a portion of the conversation that occured. I'm afraid what you are about to read is appaling. Yes, it's true...She's faking that wacko accent. If you get her worked up enough, she doesn't have the time or concentration to communicate using that psychotic accent. Yes folks, it's a fake.
[19:37:52] Aphoxema G > You want to see me squirm? What is it, then? What do you want? [19:38:17] Denny Crane > I'm sorry? [19:38:44] Aphoxema G > Look, there's no need to bring my pilots into this... what's the meaning of this? [19:39:07] Denny Crane > Hold on. [19:39:19] * Aphoxema G grunts, "Very well." [19:43:13] Denny Crane > What is it you need, my dear? [19:43:52] Aphoxema G > Why are you bringing my corporation into things? Is this really over some cheap accent I pretend to have? [19:44:10] Denny Crane > Maybe.
We at Black Storm Clan, a human services company, take great pleasure in rooting and exposing traitorous fakers like Aphoxema G. Long live the Amarr Empire. Rest in peace Emperor Doriam.
An'wi'that i'llt 'alk 'wi'th'yousa' all's'a later'sa, yeah?
Good day,
Denny Crane Chancellor Black Storm Clan
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cold lazarus
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Posted - 2005.11.21 21:35:00 -
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And..........
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theRaptor
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Posted - 2005.11.21 21:36:00 -
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Dear Mister Crane, How much do you charge for your legalistic abilities? And how do your rates compare to those of that guy who used to do Pulgors legalitic type things?
Yours in law, theRaptor.
And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him |
Haitchi Allamut
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Posted - 2005.11.21 21:37:00 -
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Originally by: cold lazarus And..........
Nothing personal, but we dont enjoy matari replies here. You stink up the entire thread.
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Denny Crane
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Posted - 2005.11.21 21:38:00 -
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Greetings Mr. Lazarus,
Perhaps you could expand your lexicon beyond its sole entry, "AND....1!!!!!11!!?!!"
Denny Crane Chancellor Black Storm Clan
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.11.21 21:41:00 -
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Oh! I admit it! I'ave a secret love of Denny Crane, my knight'in shinin' armor, my sun on'na horizon, the beat of my heart!
How could'e expose me like this!? I'm destroyed! Obliterated! I'ave nothin' left to live for! I mean, it's no secret'at I have this fake accent an'at I do it just to try'an be more unique, but'a shame of'is post is a knife in my heart!
What'll I do now? I suppose'at it's best just to fly into'a star'an say "so long, cruel EVE" for all'is pain'at's been thrown on me...
And, of course, this is'sa worst I've ever been embarassed'r humiliated, and I don't'ave a whole life'a other perils I'aven't learned'a be wiser from, an'is attempt on my character's somethin' I'll surely suffer from...
And here, I yet'ave to thank the good Denny Crane for'is revelation, and surely I've seen'at I've strayed from my path'a followin'a Amarr endlessly... thank you, again, good Denny Crane, for'is childish mockery to me... I'm sure it'll leave us both for the better.
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Aphoxema G
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Posted - 2005.11.21 21:44:00 -
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Oh, yeah.. and here's'a rest of the conversation.
[ 2005.11.21 19:45:11 ] Aphoxema G > You don't really want to talk, do you? [ 2005.11.21 19:45:25 ] Denny Crane > I didn't say that. [ 2005.11.21 19:45:28 ] Denny Crane > Did I? [ 2005.11.21 19:46:03 ] Aphoxema G > No, you didn't. Why do you insist on toying with me? [ 2005.11.21 19:46:24 ] Denny Crane > Toying with you? [ 2005.11.21 19:46:37 ] Denny Crane > Are you trying to make it seem as if I should be afraid of you? [ 2005.11.21 19:47:19 ] Aphoxema G > What room do I have for that!? What am I supposed to do? Fight back? [ 2005.11.21 19:47:32 ] Denny Crane > Why not? [ 2005.11.21 19:47:36 ] Denny Crane > We've faced multiple alliances before. [ 2005.11.21 19:47:44 ] Denny Crane > And that was when we were less than 20 members. [ 2005.11.21 19:48:11 ] Denny Crane > We've got friends though. [ 2005.11.21 19:48:19 ] Denny Crane > And they're pretty much all over -2.0 [ 2005.11.21 19:48:25 ] Aphoxema G > Bring out my massive armadas I've secretly held and annihillate you?! Out of six people, only three of us have any experience in fighting! [ 2005.11.21 19:48:42 ] Denny Crane > You could ask Placid Reborn... [ 2005.11.21 19:49:12 ] Aphoxema G pauses, "I see." [ 2005.11.21 19:49:32 ] Aphoxema G > This conversation is over.
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cold lazarus
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Posted - 2005.11.21 21:44:00 -
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(ooc) What stinks up the whole channel is posting OOC chat in an IC forum can a mod please clean or move
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Denny Crane
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Posted - 2005.11.21 21:47:00 -
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Edited by: Denny Crane on 21/11/2005 21:48:19 ((Greetings,
All communications referenced were taken from an IN CHARACTER convo and proceedings from THE SUMMIT, an IC RP political channel. Buzz out if you can't contribute IC. Posts like YOURS are what stinks up the channel. Be gone, peasant.
Denny Crane Chancellor Black Storm Clan))
Originally by: cold lazarus (ooc) What stinks up the whole channel is posting OOC chat in an IC forum can a mod please clean or move
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Shemar
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Posted - 2005.11.21 21:49:00 -
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Denny Crane,
Aphoxema's accent? That's the best you can come up with?
*shrugs*
Trembling hands or nerves of steel, someone tell me what to feel. GLS Forums |
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Kyoko Sakoda
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Posted - 2005.11.21 21:58:00 -
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I think this is all rather amusing.
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Denny Crane
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Posted - 2005.11.21 22:00:00 -
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Edited by: Denny Crane on 21/11/2005 22:00:04 Greetings,
There are a multitude of reasons for the course of action taken. Her accent is a mere annoyance. Aphoxema G is a woman without principles or morals. She is a traitor and self-professed corp thief. Is this a woman you want to go to bat for?
Denny Crane Chancellor Black Storm Clan
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cold lazarus
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Posted - 2005.11.21 22:09:00 -
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Originally by: Denny Crane Edited by: Denny Crane on 21/11/2005 22:00:04 Greetings,
There are a multitude of reasons for the course of action taken. Her accent is a mere annoyance. Aphoxema G is a woman without principles or morals. She is a traitor and self-professed corp thief. Is this a woman you want to go to bat for?
Denny Crane Chancellor Black Storm Clan
I would go into bat for anyone who has to put up with bullish behaviour from the likes of you anyday of the week. Please feel free to post the Private convo you had with me threatening to war dec me and my alliance.
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El Sayal
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Posted - 2005.11.21 22:09:00 -
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Originally by: Denny Crane Edited by: Denny Crane on 21/11/2005 22:00:04 Greetings,
There are a multitude of reasons for the course of action taken. Her accent is a mere annoyance. Aphoxema G is a woman without principles or morals. She is a traitor and self-professed corp thief. Is this a woman you want to go to bat for?
Denny Crane Chancellor Black Storm Clan
Sorry to get into name calling here, but this is coming from a pirate?
Death is certain, Life isn't. |
Denny Crane
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Posted - 2005.11.21 22:10:00 -
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Greetings,
Why don't you have UK wardec us then? Step up to the plate.
Denny Crane Chancellor Black Storm Clan
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Alowishus
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Posted - 2005.11.21 22:16:00 -
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Women are creatures of emotion, men of logic. This is what we are witnessing here. That aside the accent is enough proof of her guilt. I'm infuriated by it, but also a little bit touched. She kind of reminds me of this girlfriend I once had. But much shorter.
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Graelyn
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Posted - 2005.11.21 22:16:00 -
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My, that art is worth framing!
Minister of Foreign Affairs - Aegis Militia Fleet Admiral/CEO - The Aeternus Crusade |
cold lazarus
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Posted - 2005.11.21 22:25:00 -
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Originally by: Denny Crane Greetings,
Why don't you have UK wardec us then? Step up to the plate.
Denny Crane Chancellor Black Storm Clan
IIRC you threatened to war dec me please feel free to do so. If not i live in and around Amamake feel free to drop round anytime with your merry men
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Redemption Jones
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Posted - 2005.11.21 22:33:00 -
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Chancellor,
Haitchi has already made the telling point. Please don't worry yourself with arguing with the U'K... ahem 'representative'. It's well known these traiterous scum lack the necessary intellect to construct coherent sentences, let alone full arguments.
Some of those posting here clearly have already forgotten your Damascene conversion some months back to the true religion, and do not understand that your actions are driven by higher motives, and cannot always be readily understood by the ignorant.
Black Storm Clan will lead the fight for piracy<edit>purity!
R.J.
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Shemar
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Posted - 2005.11.21 23:07:00 -
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So... this is just about a big corp trying to blackmail a small corp and pretending there is actually a reason for it beyond plain old bullying...
*shrugs again*
Trembling hands or nerves of steel, someone tell me what to feel. GLS Forums |
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Tomahawk Bliss
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Posted - 2005.11.21 23:16:00 -
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Edited by: Tomahawk Bliss on 21/11/2005 23:17:22 If only I had pom-poms i could properly cheer for Mr. Crane. Oh well I guess I'll have to go mug some Gallente...
*looks at Shemar* you are cute I bet you have Pom-Poms somewhere...
Aegis Miltia Infomercial + video http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=242744 |
Siren Shiva
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Posted - 2005.11.21 23:23:00 -
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Edited by: Siren Shiva on 21/11/2005 23:23:20
Originally by: Haitchi Allamut Nothing personal, but we dont enjoy matari replies here. You stink up the entire thread.
After this little jewel I just could not resist a post. You're welcome. Oh, and its not stink, its the scent of musk.
Siren Shiva adds a brief transmission of her settled comfortably on an armchair, feet resting upon a table towards the camera, and wiggling her toes with a wicked grin.
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Kaleigh Doyle
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Posted - 2005.11.22 00:07:00 -
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Originally by: Denny Crane
Aphoxema G is a woman without principles or morals. She is a traitor and self-professed corp thief.
Is that so?
*looks curious*
What did she steal?
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Alowishus
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Posted - 2005.11.22 00:13:00 -
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Originally by: Shemar So... this is just about a big corp trying to blackmail a small corp and pretending there is actually a reason for it beyond plain old bullying...
*shrugs again*
What are you really trying to say? If youÆre making some kind of accusation just come out and say it, donÆt be vague. If anything, in this life, I try to be straightforward and consistent with people. Please extend to me the same courtesy or I shall rebuke you in the name of the Emperor.
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Graelyn
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Posted - 2005.11.22 00:23:00 -
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Originally by: Kaleigh Doyle
Is that so?
*looks curious*
What did she steal?
If I may, Linkage
Minister of Foreign Affairs - Aegis Militia Fleet Admiral/CEO - The Aeternus Crusade |
theRaptor
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Posted - 2005.11.22 00:26:00 -
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Originally by: Kaleigh Doyle
Originally by: Denny Crane
Aphoxema G is a woman without principles or morals. She is a traitor and self-professed corp thief.
Is that so?
*looks curious*
What did she steal?
But of course Kaleigh she doesn't compare to you.
And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him |
Denny Crane
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Posted - 2005.11.22 00:30:00 -
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Edited by: Denny Crane on 22/11/2005 00:33:05 Greetings,
I don't know who could compare to Miss Doyle. I can't recall the last time I saw such a vision of loveliness.
Denny Crane Chancellor Black Storm Clan
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Shemar
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Posted - 2005.11.22 00:39:00 -
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Originally by: Tomahawk Bliss *looks at Shemar* you are cute I bet you have Pom-Poms somewhere...
And all this time I thought you were into Kaleigh
Originally by: Alowishus
Originally by: Shemar So... this is just about a big corp trying to blackmail a small corp and pretending there is actually a reason for it beyond plain old bullying...
*shrugs again*
What are you really trying to say? If youÆre making some kind of accusation just come out and say it, donÆt be vague. If anything, in this life, I try to be straightforward and consistent with people. Please extend to me the same courtesy or I shall rebuke you in the name of the Emperor.
I don't think I could be any clearer, especially since I do not know the particulars of the situation. Are you saying that my assessment of the situation is inaccurate?
Trembling hands or nerves of steel, someone tell me what to feel. GLS Forums |
Kale Ryoko
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Posted - 2005.11.22 00:43:00 -
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*attempts to suppress a laugh, but fails miserably*
I... erm... love the photograph. -See you in space.
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Tarsha Listur
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Posted - 2005.11.22 01:34:00 -
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Edited by: Tarsha Listur on 22/11/2005 01:39:16
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