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Callduron
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Posted - 2013.06.21 22:53:00 -
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The Goons had an offensive shield timer on the EI- ihub. They formed up before us with a massive strat op including fleets of tengu, rail megas, caracals and celestis. About 800 people. And they got there first.
Test and allies formed up moderately slowly then bridged to 6VD. 600 or so of us including N3 and PL. Some friendlies from KRAK alliance in interceptors showed up on our titan and 2 got murdered by idiots. Sorry Kraken. bros.
We bridged into EI- and attempted to dps the sbu before the ihub, which had already been shot at for several minutes by a massive CFC armada, died. I had eyes on the ihub with a cloaky alt and saw a hero celestis go in to check the ihub's life.
(For people new to sov mechanics an ihub is vulnerable if there are SBUs deployed on over half of the stargates. So one way to defend an ihub is to kill the dudes shooting it but it can also be defended by killing enough SBUs to turn the ihub invulnerable).
We managed not to communicate the information that we were losing the dps race however and a couple of minutes later the SBU we were shooting became invulnerable, signifying the attackers had pushed the ihub into its second reinforce. Kurator extracted us through the J5A gate where we set up to see if the hostiles would jump into us. They didn't want to.
I got eyes on the J5 gate in EI- and for a good 20 minutes friendlies were solo warping into an 800 man fleet on the heavily bubbled gate. It was a bit tragic seeing this massive hostile blob and seeing XX [Condi] is warpscrambling XX [TRIBE] Oneiros 20 minutes after everyone else had left. That plus bombing runs accounts for pretty much all the kills in EI-
One of the entertaining things about watching that gate was seeing BL and Pizza cheerfully bombing the CFC, Guess that merc contract didn't work out too well for Mittens.
After a few minutes it was clear that they wouldn't jump into us so we decided to extract. We got through B-D and as far as XT- where we had several disconnects including myself and the FC. We got back in and burned for the middle of Syndicate. Just as I left XT- I saw Mr Vee and about 60 people come into local, it emerged they were in stealth bombers. They began catching stragglers - here's the trail of tears:
5-M 2 phoons, cruiser
XT- 4 ships
1-3 domi
A-S geddon
2P- no losses found
OLT napoc, apoc, 2 domis
31- 2 ships
As we got into OLT we caught a glimpse of a Goon Cheetah jumping in with us. One of our dics reacted by bubbling, catching some TEST and allied battleships so that they got killed by the chasing stealth bombers. It was a really bad bubble and he then lied and said it wasn't him. Pro tip, when you kill friendlies by bubbling them you show up on the kill mails
Our FC then gave a really calm explanation that it's ok to make mistakes - it's TEST - but to please just own up to them after.
We then got to our extraction point at RF-. We warped about a bit, knowing that there were hostile bombers in position near our POS then warped to the pos just as the titan bridge. Bombers decloaked, we all tried to click jump, most of us made it, another panicky dictor bubbled thinking - I don't know? catching the bombers would be good - and a bunch of people died on the pos shield:
RF- 45 ships including 7 battleships and a loki
We then got hero bridged by a titan as soon as we hit Fountain and what's left of us got home safely.
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Callduron
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Posted - 2013.06.21 23:15:00 -
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PART TWO
Battle report: EI-O0O / 2013-06-21 23:00 anticlimax
The successful CFC attack had pushed the EI- ihub to its second reinforce - the armour reinforcement.
There had been a major propaganda effort on Jabber all day by The Mittani which resulted in the CFC getting another massive fleet together of over 800.
We formed carriers, apocs, an NC. loki ahac fleet and a large spillover of various random ships.
We got to the system first this time and formed up on the ihub several minutes in advance. The CFC stood down, blueballing us with Mittens allegedly smugging about it.
We repped up the ihub and killed the 2 SBUs in the system and are currently moving off to find more structures to kill.
DBRB attempted a bombing run at the second sbu and for a moment it looked nasty as our hics had been slow to put up defensive bubbles. We escaped more or less unscathed much to our FC's puzzlement. Then we realised that some hero geddons had smartbombed the incoming bombs and saved us. Of course the FCON bomber who bombed the wrong way helped us too. |
Callduron
439
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Posted - 2013.06.21 23:45:00 -
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Half an hour later and we're still flying around Fountain finding Goon structures to murder.
Meanwhile in their Skyscraper of Evil suited Goon executives are frantically typing angry memos and ferociously auditing detailed spreadsheets proving that us running around Fountain kicking their stuff in is a detriment of many percentile points to our morale and cash reserves.
At least our reimbursement team will get a night to catch up |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
789
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Posted - 2013.06.21 23:55:00 -
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It's nice to see the mission has been accomplished and we are at and end to major hostilities. All Test pilots may now safely head back to high sec to swap out the remaining war vessels for mining and industrial ships.
The Goon menace has been eradicated. See Bio for isk doubling rules. -áIf you didn't read bio, chances are you helped fund those who did. |
Callduron
439
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Posted - 2013.06.22 00:18:00 -
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Erotica 1 wrote:
It's nice to see the mission has been accomplished and we are at and end to major hostilities. All Test pilots may now safely head back to high sec to swap out the remaining war vessels for mining and industrial ships.
The Goon menace has been eradicated.
Is that what I said? I'm sure it's not what I meant??!! |
Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
385
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Posted - 2013.06.22 00:36:00 -
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The deal with BL. was not a NAP and never was. BL. is free to blow us up, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
If the diplomatic team blued BL. today I'd take my ****-fit ships and start shooting blues immediately. vOv |
Callduron
439
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Posted - 2013.06.22 00:58:00 -
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Proletariat Tingtango wrote:The deal with BL. was not a NAP and never was. BL. is free to blow us up, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
If the diplomatic team blued BL. today I'd take my ****-fit ships and start shooting blues immediately. vOv
Seems like a well-spent 300 billion then as there's now plenty of BL around for you to shoot. |
Toshiro Ozuwara
Association of Commonwealth Enterprises Test Alliance Please Ignore
139
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Posted - 2013.06.22 01:31:00 -
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Can shoot BL.
Pays BL 300 bill.
Can still shoot BL.
Sounds pretty smart to me. Will Fountain be Goonswarm's Waterloo?Read all about it in COAD. |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3723
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Posted - 2013.06.22 03:36:00 -
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Proletariat Tingtango wrote:The deal with BL. was not a NAP and never was. BL. is free to blow us up, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
If the diplomatic team blued BL. today I'd take my ****-fit ships and start shooting blues immediately. vOv Well, they would be blue... There are no goons. The goons' 0.0 dream is over.
TEST Defence, Please Ignore |
Roderick Grey
Broski North Black Legion.
396
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Posted - 2013.06.22 03:43:00 -
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Alavaria Fera wrote:Proletariat Tingtango wrote:The deal with BL. was not a NAP and never was. BL. is free to blow us up, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
If the diplomatic team blued BL. today I'd take my ****-fit ships and start shooting blues immediately. vOv Well, they would be blue...
That's what he's saying GÇ£We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box.GÇ¥- Special needs division of Fcon. |
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Charles Case
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
555
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Posted - 2013.06.22 03:49:00 -
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Toshiro Ozuwara wrote:Can shoot BL.
Pays BL 300 bill.
Can still shoot BL.
Sounds pretty smart to me.
That's what you do when you're ******* loaded with ISK, you throw it away. |
Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8285
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Posted - 2013.06.22 04:05:00 -
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300b? do BL look that cheap to you? Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |
Hrothgar Nilsson
Black Guards
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Posted - 2013.06.22 04:20:00 -
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Callduron wrote:Erotica 1 wrote:
It's nice to see the mission has been accomplished and we are at and end to major hostilities. All Test pilots may now safely head back to high sec to swap out the remaining war vessels for mining and industrial ships.
The Goon menace has been eradicated.
Is that what I said? I'm sure it's not what I meant??!! Dude, if you haven't noticed by now Erotica 1 is a troll. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTzA_xesrL8 |
Toshiro Ozuwara
Association of Commonwealth Enterprises Test Alliance Please Ignore
145
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Posted - 2013.06.22 06:49:00 -
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Andski wrote:300b? do BL look that cheap to you? Well that's about what the carriers they ransomed were worth.
Will Fountain be Goonswarm's Waterloo?Read all about it in COAD. |
Andski
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
8286
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Posted - 2013.06.22 12:14:00 -
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Toshiro Ozuwara wrote:Andski wrote:300b? do BL look that cheap to you? Well that's about what the carriers they ransomed were worth.
I don't think you get how ransoms work Twitter: @EVEAndski
TheMittani.com: The premier source for news, commentary and discussion of EVE Online and other games of interest.-á |
xttz
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
113
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Posted - 2013.06.22 12:22:00 -
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Callduron wrote:The Goons had an offensive shield timer on the EI- ihub. .
SnotShot is a better propaganda poster than you. |
Callduron
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Posted - 2013.06.22 15:54:00 -
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xttz wrote:Callduron wrote:The Goons had an offensive shield timer on the EI- ihub. . SnotShot is a better propaganda poster than you.
Ha ha Goon one liner poster callling other people bad posters.
Add some content then we'll talk. |
xttz
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
113
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Posted - 2013.06.22 23:47:00 -
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Callduron wrote:xttz wrote:Callduron wrote:The Goons had an offensive shield timer on the EI- ihub. . SnotShot is a better propaganda poster than you. Ha ha Goon one liner poster callling other people bad posters. Add some content then we'll talk.
The content is that Snot Shot is a better propaganda poster than you. Unfortunately you failed to address this significant point. |
xttz
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
113
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Posted - 2013.06.22 23:48:00 -
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p.s: -2 posting points |
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