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Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
6535
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Posted - 2013.06.25 17:50:00 -
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So a slicer just warps into an asteroid field, and this Firetail passes him by at 500 m/s.
The slicer pilot gets angry and starts speeding up, and soon passes the Firetail at 750 m/s.
The firetail then then passes the slicer at 900 m/s, and the pilot shouts: "YOU KNOW MINMATAR?"
The slicer pilot is FURIOUS! speeding up, he passed the firetail at 1,100 m/s.
The firetail then passed the slicer again at 1,400 m/s, the pilot shouts again: "YOU KNOW MINMATAR?"
The slicer pilot gets REAL MAD. he passes the firetail at 1,600 m/s.
The firetail passes the slicer again at 2,000 m/s.
The slicer pilot pushes to Full Speed, hitting 2,000m/s, flying alongside the firetail.
The firetail pilot shouts again: "YOU KNOW MINMATAR?"
The slicer pilot shouts: "YES! I DO!"
Then the firetail pilot shouts:
"WHERE ARE THE BRAKES?!?!"
You may gain the knowledge, but you will lose your belief, with all its mystery and comfort. If there was proof, absolute and certain, there is an afterlife, why not quit this life, and be done with it?
Ponder about these things all your life, and you're a philosopher. Compress these ponderings into a couple of pages, and you'll go mad. |
Anderson Footman
Eridanus Industries
10
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Posted - 2013.06.25 17:56:00 -
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Hah. +1
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Xercodo
Xovoni Astronautical Manufacturing and Engineering
2441
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Posted - 2013.06.25 17:57:00 -
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A little too drawn out....but decent, +1
The Drake is a Lie |
De'Veldrin
East India Ore Trade
The East India Co.
1629
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Posted - 2013.06.25 17:58:00 -
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I admit it, I lold
Eve Online: The full-contact sport for your brain. |
Jenn aSide
STK Scientific
Initiative Mercenaries
2277
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Posted - 2013.06.25 18:02:00 -
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De'Veldrin wrote:I admit it, I lold
Surprisingly so did I, then I QQ'd because that is nothing here to troll..... |
De'Veldrin
East India Ore Trade
The East India Co.
1629
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Posted - 2013.06.25 18:04:00 -
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Jenn aSide wrote:De'Veldrin wrote:I admit it, I lold Surprisingly so did I, then I QQ'd because that is nothing here to troll.....
I could throw a cry more noob at you if that will make you feel better about it?
Eve Online: The full-contact sport for your brain. |
Mr Aurilen
Tactical Soldiers Academy
Nulli Tertius
1
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Posted - 2013.06.25 18:07:00 -
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That was brilliant, the only question is, why did the Mini ship not fall apart once it passed 1,500 m/s? |
De'Veldrin
East India Ore Trade
The East India Co.
1632
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Posted - 2013.06.25 18:09:00 -
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Mr Aurilen wrote:That was brilliant, the only question is, why did the Mini ship not fall apart once it passed 1,500 m/s?
T2 Duct Tape module.
Eve Online: The full-contact sport for your brain. |
Winter Archipelago
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
38
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Posted - 2013.06.25 18:16:00 -
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How do you get this thing out of second gear?!
Ransoms are accepted in Isk, Ships, Mods, and Dolls. |
Xeraphi
The Gun Runners
56
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Posted - 2013.06.25 18:16:00 -
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I don't know Minmatar, I only know Winmatar.
Target death animation flicker problem #2
Target death animation flicker problem #1
Please fix before June 21 I'd like to keep playing EVE! |
Miilla
Hulkageddon Orphanage
546
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Posted - 2013.06.25 18:22:00 -
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Minbari ships are fast, but rusty
Amar ships are hardass armour but look like rodents
Caldari ships are like cowards with distance jamming tactics
Gallantee ships are good haulers.
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Seven Koskanaiken
Clan Steel Wolves
211
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Posted - 2013.06.25 18:23:00 -
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De'Veldrin wrote:Mr Aurilen wrote:That was brilliant, the only question is, why did the Mini ship not fall apart once it passed 1,500 m/s? T2 Duct Tape module.
Did you hear about the failed T2 Duct Tape trader? He just couldn't let it go for any price. |
Ottersmacker
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
380
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Posted - 2013.06.25 18:32:00 -
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so much dialogue while accelerating to such pitiful speeds
must be a case of oversized afterburners
i just locked an open door.. strange, yet symbolically compelling. |
Hells Merc
mUfFiN fAcToRy
Suddenly Spaceships.
4
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Posted - 2013.06.25 19:31:00 -
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I thought it was going to be similar to a why are French tanks faster in reverse theme... |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
6584
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Posted - 2013.06.25 19:58:00 -
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Miilla wrote:Minbari ships are fast, but rusty
Amar ships are hardass armour but have only 2 real damage types in four colours.
Caldari ships are like cowards with distance jamming tactics
Gallantee ships are good haulers and miner support but nobody cares about gallantee and their 2 dmg type ammo.
They all have strengths and weaknesses, cross train if you don't like it.
you're mixing between the amarr and gallente.
lasers are for mining, and gallente deal the highest DPS in the game.
You may gain the knowledge, but you will lose your belief, with all its mystery and comfort. If there was proof, absolute and certain, there is an afterlife, why not quit this life, and be done with it?
Ponder about these things all your life, and you're a philosopher. Compress these ponderings into a couple of pages, and you'll go mad. |
Meytal
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
245
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Posted - 2013.06.25 20:01:00 -
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Winter Archipelago wrote:How do you get this thing out of second gear?!
BEEP BEEP!
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Azurae
South West Trading
76
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Posted - 2013.06.25 20:06:00 -
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Jenn aSide wrote:De'Veldrin wrote:I admit it, I lold Surprisingly so did I, then I QQ'd because that is nothing here to troll.....
actually there is.
if the firetail passed the slicer at 2000 m/s and the slicer then speeds up to exactly 2000 m/s himself, how could he possibly be alongside the firetail? he would still be behind him....
nice idea but its lacking in the details |
Jafit McJafitson
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
335
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Posted - 2013.06.25 20:06:00 -
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Hey baby, I'm like a Celestis, I make you damp from across the room
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Thaman Arnuad
Offworld Miners and Fabricators Guild
2
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Posted - 2013.06.25 20:14:00 -
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Jenn aSide wrote:De'Veldrin wrote:I admit it, I lold Surprisingly so did I, then I QQ'd because that is nothing here to troll.....
If the Slicer speeds up to 2000M/s how does he arrive next to the Firetail which is already travelling at 2000M/s. |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
6605
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Posted - 2013.06.26 08:34:00 -
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Thaman Arnuad wrote:Jenn aSide wrote:De'Veldrin wrote:I admit it, I lold Surprisingly so did I, then I QQ'd because that is nothing here to troll..... If the Slicer speeds up to 2000M/s how does he arrive next to the Firetail which is already travelling at 2000M/s.
Magnets.
You may gain the knowledge, but you will lose your belief, with all its mystery and comfort. If there was proof, absolute and certain, there is an afterlife, why not quit this life, and be done with it?
Ponder about these things all your life, and you're a philosopher. Compress these ponderings into a couple of pages, and you'll go mad. |
Ravnik
Choke-Hold
9270
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Posted - 2013.06.26 09:11:00 -
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Liafcipe9000 wrote:Thaman Arnuad wrote:Jenn aSide wrote:De'Veldrin wrote:I admit it, I lold Surprisingly so did I, then I QQ'd because that is nothing here to troll..... If the Slicer speeds up to 2000M/s how does he arrive next to the Firetail which is already travelling at 2000M/s. Magnets.
Magnates dont fly that fast.......oooooh Magnets 
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly.......... |
Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
5323
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Posted - 2013.06.26 09:25:00 -
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Thaman Arnuad wrote:Jenn aSide wrote:De'Veldrin wrote:I admit it, I lold Surprisingly so did I, then I QQ'd because that is nothing here to troll..... If the Slicer speeds up to 2000M/s how does he arrive next to the Firetail which is already travelling at 2000M/s.
Maybe they didn't fly an identical course the whole time this being a joke about spaceships instead of cars driving on the road. |
Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
6611
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Posted - 2013.06.26 09:32:00 -
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Destination SkillQueue wrote:Thaman Arnuad wrote:Jenn aSide wrote:De'Veldrin wrote:I admit it, I lold Surprisingly so did I, then I QQ'd because that is nothing here to troll..... If the Slicer speeds up to 2000M/s how does he arrive next to the Firetail which is already travelling at 2000M/s. Maybe they didn't fly an identical course the whole time this being a joke about spaceships instead of cars driving on the road.
HOW DID YOU KNOW 
You may gain the knowledge, but you will lose your belief, with all its mystery and comfort. If there was proof, absolute and certain, there is an afterlife, why not quit this life, and be done with it?
Ponder about these things all your life, and you're a philosopher. Compress these ponderings into a couple of pages, and you'll go mad. |
Niko Takahashi
Perkone
Caldari State
63
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Posted - 2013.06.26 09:36:00 -
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Gave me a chuckle.
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Mark Androcius
146
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Posted - 2013.06.26 09:51:00 -
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I lal'd ( this is a new acronym i invented, cause lol just doesn't cut it, it stand for Laughed A Little ).
If a man speaks his mind in the forest and no woman hears him, is he still wrong? |
Vervz
SVER True Blood
Public Disorder.
11
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Posted - 2013.06.26 11:01:00 -
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I loled. Still havent found the breaks. Stilletto currently at 6,800m/s and rising. |
Lucretia DeWinter
Somali Coast Guard BootCamp
19
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Posted - 2013.06.26 11:12:00 -
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What's the difference between Minmatars and Officer belt rats?
Officer rats don't RISE UP AND KILL YOU ALL when you chain them...
Jovian goes to a medic.
"I have good news and bad news." says the medic.
"Gimme the bad news, doc." replies the Jovian.
"You've developed an incurable genetic degenerative disease and you'll die painfully in a few days."
"That's terrible! What's the good news?"
"We're naming a disease after you."
"Here you go, miss, delivery for you."
"Oh? It appears to be an Amarrian... you know, 6 foot tall, hoody dress. This isn't what I ordered."
"Well, it says here you ordered a 72 inch TV"
For sale, Gallente pulse rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
How do Caldari eat donuts?
With Jammin
/badum-tish! |
Dorrann
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2013.06.26 11:14:00 -
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It got me, I lol'd at this.
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Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
6618
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Posted - 2013.06.26 11:15:00 -
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Lucretia DeWinter wrote:What's the difference between Minmatars and Officer belt rats?
Officer rats don't RISE UP AND KILL YOU ALL when you chain them...
Jovian goes to a medic.
"I have good news and bad news." says the medic.
"Gimme the bad news, doc." replies the Jovian.
"You've developed an incurable genetic degenerative disease and you'll die painfully in a few days."
"That's terrible! What's the good news?"
"We're naming a disease after you."
"Here you go, miss, delivery for you."
"Oh? It appears to be an Amarrian... you know, 6 foot tall, hoody dress. This isn't what I ordered."
"Well, it says here you ordered a 72 inch TV"
For sale, Gallente pulse rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
How do Caldari eat donuts?
With Jammin
/badum-tish!
Nice one on the joke about the amarrian.
jovian joke was meh.
minmatar joke was cool but not so funny.
gallente? wat.
and Caldari got Bob Marley
You may gain the knowledge, but you will lose your belief, with all its mystery and comfort. If there was proof, absolute and certain, there is an afterlife, why not quit this life, and be done with it?
Ponder about these things all your life, and you're a philosopher. Compress these ponderings into a couple of pages, and you'll go mad. |
Jove Angel
Jove Logistics
Sanctuary Pact
22
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Posted - 2013.06.26 11:40:00 -
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Navy Slicer passes a machariel doing 2k and shouts hahahahahah im faster than you
Machariel hits the acceleration and does 24k
ahh the good old days before flippin nerfs  |
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