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ImmutableDark
The Church of Awesome Caldari State Capturing
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Posted - 2013.07.15 08:46:00 -
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By some mercy of our glorious, mighty and EVEipotent God you may have learned that part of the recruitment process of The Church of Awesome is the TRIAL OF FIRE. If an applicant fails to meet the high standards of the trial of insight, for which there are great rewards, he must then face the trial of fire. The applicant must brave certain death by challenging the Badger of Doom, he faces oblivion, there is no escape.
[The Right of The Badger of Doom] [High Priest - Reads] O Glorious Badger of Doom, You shall be victorious, O'er this so humbled sinner, Too mute to speak words of reverence, Suffice to please our great God, He surely is guilty of a crime, Of the highest order worthy of death, O Mighty Badger of Doom, Righteous is your single turret, It strikes at the heart of the noob, Purifying him with every volley, Cleanse this noob till pure of his ship. His weapons are primitive they mock the lord. Scoop them up in your mighty cargohold They shall aid our bursary Destroy your adversary O Glorious Badger of Doom
Amen.
[Sinner - Sings]
{Chorus}x3 Mighty Badger of Doom You may mace my face But I shall still keep pace Mighty Badger of Doom Though my death may loom I shall rise from my tomb Mighty Badger of Doom
{Verse 1} Mid slots of four You I adore A great hold And e'ver so bold Three thousand ehp YOU ARE THE KEY
{Verse 2} Low slots of two You know I love you Three medium rigs Like heavenly figs No room for a neut But you are a Beaut.
[The High Priest Declares] Should The Unrighteous Sinner Be Victorious He is redeemed and has truly earned his place among us.
Fin.
So the question is what is the perfect Badger fit? Assume All V skills. I have two fits that I use...
[Badger, Badger of Doom 1] Magnetic Field Stabilizer II Damage Control II
J5b Phased Prototype Warp Scrambler I X5 Prototype Engine Enervator 'Hypnos' Multispectral ECM I Experimental 10MN Afterburner I
Light Ion Blaster II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S
Medium Particle Dispersion Augmentor I Medium Particle Dispersion Augmentor I
[Badger, badger of doom] Micro Auxiliary Power Core II Damage Control II
J5b Phased Prototype Warp Scrambler I X5 Prototype Engine Enervator Medium Ancillary Shield Booster, Cap Booster 50 Experimental 10MN Afterburner I
Small Focused Pulse Laser II, Conflagration S
Medium Energy Burst Aerator I Medium Energy Burst Aerator I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2PqOErxFCk
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Sean Parisi
Fugutive Task Force A T O N E M E N T
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Posted - 2013.07.15 09:07:00 -
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Being a sophisticated poem writer is an important part of the Caldari. |
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome Caldari State Capturing
474
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Posted - 2013.07.15 11:56:00 -
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TL;DR of the OP for the normal people.
I put Immutable in charge of recruitment in an attempt to focus his un-containable trolling superpowers and keep him out of trouble.
Laughed for maybe 20min when the applications started coming in.
It seems he has found his calling in Eve.
Fix this **** See Sea Pea. |
ImmutableDark
The Church of Awesome Caldari State Capturing
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Posted - 2013.07.15 12:50:00 -
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IbanezLaney wrote: TL;DR of the OP for the normal people.
I put Immutable in charge of recruitment in an attempt to focus his un-containable trolling superpowers and keep him out of trouble.
Laughed for maybe 20min when the applications started coming in.
It seems he has found his calling in Eve.
It's cute he thinks he controls me. Laney has developed an oversized ego as of late for some unknown reason. If we ignore his crap maybe his immune system will take care of it. He put me in charge of quite a lot of things because he's basically too lazy to run his own corp. |
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome Caldari State Capturing
475
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Posted - 2013.07.15 22:12:00 -
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Fix this **** See Sea Pea. |
chatgris
Quantum Cats Syndicate Samurai Pizza Cats
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Posted - 2013.07.15 23:02:00 -
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IbanezLaney wrote: TL;DR of the OP for the normal people.
I put Immutable in charge of recruitment in an attempt to focus his un-containable trolling superpowers and keep him out of trouble.
Laughed for maybe 20min when the applications started coming in.
It seems he has found his calling in Eve.
I'm glad you posted this, otherwise I would have no clue wtf the OP was on about. |
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome Caldari State Capturing
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Posted - 2013.07.16 02:09:00 -
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chatgris wrote:IbanezLaney wrote: TL;DR of the OP for the normal people.
I put Immutable in charge of recruitment in an attempt to focus his un-containable trolling superpowers and keep him out of trouble.
Laughed for maybe 20min when the applications started coming in.
It seems he has found his calling in Eve.
I'm glad you posted this, otherwise I would have no clue wtf the OP was on about.
Can I join you guys for a day so I can shoot the OP? Fix this **** See Sea Pea. |
Taoist Dragon
The Church of Awesome Caldari State Capturing
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Posted - 2013.07.16 02:20:00 -
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IbanezLaney wrote:chatgris wrote:IbanezLaney wrote: TL;DR of the OP for the normal people.
I put Immutable in charge of recruitment in an attempt to focus his un-containable trolling superpowers and keep him out of trouble.
Laughed for maybe 20min when the applications started coming in.
It seems he has found his calling in Eve.
I'm glad you posted this, otherwise I would have no clue wtf the OP was on about. Can I join you guys for a day so I can shoot the OP?
Whats stopping you from shooting him now? That is the Way, the Tao.
Balance is everything. |
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome Caldari State Capturing
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Posted - 2013.07.16 02:35:00 -
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Taoist Dragon wrote:IbanezLaney wrote:chatgris wrote:IbanezLaney wrote: TL;DR of the OP for the normal people.
I put Immutable in charge of recruitment in an attempt to focus his un-containable trolling superpowers and keep him out of trouble.
Laughed for maybe 20min when the applications started coming in.
It seems he has found his calling in Eve.
I'm glad you posted this, otherwise I would have no clue wtf the OP was on about. Can I join you guys for a day so I can shoot the OP? Whats stopping you from shooting him now?
Good point Tao.
But how will find out more about the QCATs capital ship building operations from our corp? Fix this **** See Sea Pea. |
Taoist Dragon
The Church of Awesome Caldari State Capturing
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Posted - 2013.07.16 02:51:00 -
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IbanezLaney wrote:Taoist Dragon wrote:IbanezLaney wrote:chatgris wrote:IbanezLaney wrote: TL;DR of the OP for the normal people.
I put Immutable in charge of recruitment in an attempt to focus his un-containable trolling superpowers and keep him out of trouble.
Laughed for maybe 20min when the applications started coming in.
It seems he has found his calling in Eve.
I'm glad you posted this, otherwise I would have no clue wtf the OP was on about. Can I join you guys for a day so I can shoot the OP? Whats stopping you from shooting him now? Good point Tao. But how will find out more about the QCATs capital ship building operations from our corp?
AH!
I'll just shut up now I've forced you to state your true intentions! That is the Way, the Tao.
Balance is everything. |
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chatgris
Quantum Cats Syndicate Samurai Pizza Cats
557
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Posted - 2013.07.16 03:56:00 -
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IbanezLaney wrote:chatgris wrote:IbanezLaney wrote: TL;DR of the OP for the normal people.
I put Immutable in charge of recruitment in an attempt to focus his un-containable trolling superpowers and keep him out of trouble.
Laughed for maybe 20min when the applications started coming in.
It seems he has found his calling in Eve.
I'm glad you posted this, otherwise I would have no clue wtf the OP was on about. Can I join you guys for a day so I can shoot the OP?
Yes! As you know, we have a history of recruiting Caldari into our corp :) |
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome Caldari State Capturing
475
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Posted - 2013.07.16 06:35:00 -
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TY Chatgris.
Fix this **** See Sea Pea. |
Trinkets friend
T.R.I.A.D
1042
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Posted - 2013.07.20 07:02:00 -
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The passive mammoth would tank your pathetic badger for ever.
Actually, can't wait to see what battle badgers change to after the Industrial Tiercide goes through. The missile launchers look awesome. And drones?!?! zomg.
Though, the Prowler remains the ultimate kiting industrial for nanofleets. You don't even really need a point, just bump your foes and they can't warp out, buahahaha! Indigently pwning indifferently. Some sucker buy me a Naglfar. http://www.localectomy.blogspot.com.au
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