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Mokujin
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Posted - 2006.01.05 12:25:00 -
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The past few weeks I've been hanging out in Tribute shooting at Forsaken Empire.
They like to call names and make fun of you because you run from a 13 ship bubblecamp in a frigate or something.
YOU HAVE NO HONOR! FIGHT LIKE A MAN! LOL! RUN HOME TO MOMMY!
They would shout at me.
These guys are really stupid i think to myself.
I try to pick my battles, so what's wrong with that? Warping from a 13 ship camp including interceptors that could have tackled you anyways if they knew how.
I often fight with odds against me, well almost always.
But that's just being a noob in their book I guess.
I tried to explain to them that I was killing them and ridding them of 15mil + interceptors in my 2mil setup Merlin, that would mean I'm winning.
That didn't work so I thought to myself. Let's give them a taste of their own medicine.
------------ The 2006 smacktalk experiment. -----------
I start acting stupid, like i feel they are. Throwing alot of rediculous comments, just playing VERY STUPID, but with a hint of class. Using verry little logic and writing almost every word the wrong way. And saying ROFL and LOL! at the end of each sentance.
Below are two links of how to smack without being very insulting but guarantee a win in the debates.
These 2x chatlogs I saved so that the public could witness the sheer genius of Mokujin's debating techniques.
The second one is when i'm "smacking" with my buddy Kortos. He inspired me to use this and taught me how.
I hope you enjoy this.
Mokujin vs. F-E Mokujin & Kortos vs. F-E
This, as you can perhaps see, has driven many F-E members nuts.
If you like these logs tell me I could paste some more ;) -----------------------------------------------------
For the record:
When engaging in combat out of the Tribute region I am very mannered. I don't smack in local, after each fight I say Good Fight and try not to disrespect my opponents.
If someone get's me irritated by smacking at me I sometimes smack back. Bad, old habit.
Keep it mannered and enjoy "the 2006 smacktalk experiment"
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Delusiom
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Posted - 2006.01.05 12:44:00 -
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Hmmm complete and utter bollards!
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Mokujin
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Posted - 2006.01.05 12:46:00 -
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u no go liken?
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MadGaz
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Posted - 2006.01.05 13:01:00 -
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Edited by: MadGaz on 05/01/2006 13:01:58 I can't be arsed to read half of it, but looks to me that you're the one smacking most of the time.
-edit- Could you at least try to spell half-decently? No wonder they get ****ed off... ------------------------------------------ Mae rhywun wedi cael gwared o fy sig, rwy'n gobeithio bydd nhw'n farw yn araf... |
Gabby05
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Posted - 2006.01.05 13:05:00 -
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What your doing is annoying them, just press the minimize icon in the local chat box problem solved. Or if you want to annoy them even more cut and paste all their miss logs and redicule (spelling?) them. But really no matter what you say in local or how good your come back is, they will always act as if thats just not funny and your still *** etc, etc, etc .
Expect more flames though
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Tony Fats
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Posted - 2006.01.05 13:18:00 -
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Sad but true, you get alot of mileage from acting like a complete tard in local.
Ppl think : Smack = Low Intelligence = Compensated by nature in other ways, lest he wouldn't have survived this long = High Cunning or Ace up his Sleeve = Feeling Intimidated.
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Mokujin
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Posted - 2006.01.05 13:52:00 -
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Closing local is crazy, noobs like that shouldnt be allowed to get away with overkilling a shuttle with 30battleships and go home happy.
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UltraDragon
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Posted - 2006.01.05 14:15:00 -
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LOL, this is funny gj m8.
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Ras Blumin
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Posted - 2006.01.05 14:35:00 -
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There is this rule, that if your opponent are outnumbered and outgunned, and then run, you are a hero and they are pantsies.
p - l - u - r
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danneh
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Posted - 2006.01.05 14:41:00 -
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Hahaha, FE heh.
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Crystal Sevar
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Posted - 2006.01.05 15:03:00 -
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Quote:
[ 2006.01.04 10:40:50 ] Desilvia > his elevator does not goto the top floor LOL [ 2006.01.04 10:41:03 ] Mokujin > no [ 2006.01.04 10:41:07 ] Mokujin > it stoppen at winnar floor
LOL
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elFarto
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Posted - 2006.01.05 15:25:00 -
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I saw this post and thought the name 'Mokujin' rang a bell. In Vecamia, there are secure cans owned by Mokujin with the name 'Mishima ftw' or some such. Been a while since I've been there.
Regards elFarto
Stratego > 2005.10.22 14:15:17 combat Imperium Alliance petitions you, glancing off causing no real damage. |
Elaine Marley
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Posted - 2006.01.05 15:45:00 -
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This is your Smacktalk to test the Forums? Outstanding, I'm not able to read neither to understand what you wrote.
BETTER READ THAT INSTEAD! Podding Regards
Elaine Marley
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Xendie
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Posted - 2006.01.05 15:50:00 -
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Originally by: MadGaz Edited by: MadGaz on 05/01/2006 13:01:58 I can't be arsed to read half of it, but looks to me that you're the one smacking most of the time.
-edit- Could you at least try to spell half-decently? No wonder they get ****ed off...
exactly.
this guy is obviously a n00b at smacktalking. the good ones use intelligence, knowledge and wits to shut the enemy up or make them look like complete tards so their own corpmates tell them to stfu in local. this guy is just a bad smacktalker
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Originally by: F'nog This would be great, because lag is not at all a problem currently.
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danneh
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Posted - 2006.01.05 16:25:00 -
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You guys do know that he is trying to spell badly, to annoy the enemy?
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Jane Vladmir
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Posted - 2006.01.05 17:21:00 -
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Originally by: Xendie
Originally by: MadGaz Edited by: MadGaz on 05/01/2006 13:01:58 I can't be arsed to read half of it, but looks to me that you're the one smacking most of the time.
-edit- Could you at least try to spell half-decently? No wonder they get ****ed off...
exactly.
this guy is obviously a n00b at smacktalking. the good ones use intelligence, knowledge and wits to shut the enemy up or make them look like complete tards so their own corpmates tell them to stfu in local. this guy is just a bad smacktalker
You didn't get the post at all.
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Narciss Sevar
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Posted - 2006.01.05 17:32:00 -
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Lol, thats some funny stuff mate. Gj. ---- May the gods of piracy guide me to your belt... |
Masta Killa
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Posted - 2006.01.05 17:36:00 -
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This post ise bad LOL its liek omgROFL stuped an pintles¿! LOL I remeber this oen time i pwnd him so bad thad he cryes ROFL and i went liek OMGLOLOLOL whiel he go BUhU.
(Don't tell me you didn't get at least a little ticked off by reading that... That's exactly Mokujin's point; if you act that way towards smacktalkers, they'll go ape****.) --------------------------------------
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Takahashi Clutch
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Posted - 2006.01.05 19:42:00 -
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"Markie > I will give you 150 to come sit on the gate and let us pod ur ass out of our space"
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Jane Vladmir
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Posted - 2006.01.05 19:57:00 -
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Edited by: Jane Vladmir on 05/01/2006 19:57:38
Originally by: Masta Killa
(Don't tell me you didn't get at least a little ticked off by reading that... That's exactly Mokujin's point; if you act that way towards smacktalkers, they'll go ape****.)
We've been using this way to tick off overly proud smacktalking players as soon as we were victim of this kind of stupidity. (Alot of people are using this way of smacktalk in a less extreme way, without knowing it)
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Strangey
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Posted - 2006.01.05 22:23:00 -
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- sorry but what a waste of a thread
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clearic
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Posted - 2006.01.05 22:42:00 -
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That was a fun read and your right talking like a moron can do wounders. Would be even better they to all of a sudden switch you speaking pattern to a mature person that should really screw with there minds. Though i do have to say that i feel bumber after reading the whol entire log i porbably should have stopped half way through but i jsut had to finish it. Im still waiting for the characters you drove nuts to come posting on here. Then it will get interesting.
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Shin Ra
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Posted - 2006.01.05 23:27:00 -
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I think the general problem is the generalisations people make about pirates in alliance chat.
They always run means They always run when we try to gank them
All the do is gank indys means They ganked an indy the other day.
Why fight them? They will just run? means We can't fight them on equal terms and blobbing will scare them off.
They have no honor means They run away when we blob them
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Jane Vladmir
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Posted - 2006.01.06 00:45:00 -
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Originally by: Shin Ra I think the general problem is the generalisations people make about pirates in alliance chat.
They always run means They always run when we try to gank them
All the do is gank indys means They ganked an indy the other day.
Why fight them? They will just run? means We can't fight them on equal terms and blobbing will scare them off.
They have no honor means They run away when we blob them
Pretty much. /Signed.
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Mokujin
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Posted - 2006.01.06 02:20:00 -
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Edited by: Mokujin on 06/01/2006 02:22:58
Originally by: Shin Ra I think the general problem is the generalisations people make about pirates in alliance chat.
They always run means They always run when we try to gank them
All the do is gank indys means They ganked an indy the other day.
Why fight them? They will just run? means We can't fight them on equal terms and blobbing will scare them off.
They have no honor means They run away when we blob them
Exactly!
A big dictionary with examples like that posted on this forum would be awesome!
Well said Shin Ra /signed
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Handon Guild
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Posted - 2006.01.06 08:23:00 -
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Originally by: Shin Ra I think the general problem is the generalisations people make about pirates in alliance chat.
They always run means They always run when we try to gank them
All the do is gank indys means They ganked an indy the other day.
Why fight them? They will just run? means We can't fight them on equal terms and blobbing will scare them off.
They have no honor means They run away when we blob them
Word!!
People are very smart-mouthed when in bigger numbers, but I've made a lot of these bigass blobbers cry for their mommy when I encounted them alone! ------------------------------------------------
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Tiuwaz
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Posted - 2006.01.06 10:39:00 -
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most of the time you are the only one smacktalking :/
of the posted kills in your txt, the ones i were able to check werent killed by the merlin but manticore or caracel+crow
tbh props to markie that he stayed that nice
Originally by: Oveur ****! Lets nerf it!
To the nerfmobile!
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slothe
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Posted - 2006.01.06 12:15:00 -
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yeah i know im in f-e, but i looked at the first paragraph and it seems to me your the guy thats smacktalking.
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Mokujin
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Posted - 2006.01.07 19:11:00 -
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Tiuwaz and slothe don't seem to be getting the picture.
f-e es biggen nuben ever go hev en kannit killen ENI!
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Stab Wound
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Posted - 2006.01.07 19:45:00 -
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