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BALR0G
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Posted - 2006.01.05 18:42:00 -
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When your screen loads up in a new system and you find yourself faced with a gate camp do the following:
[1] Scream in local "You Doody-heads. Is this how many it takes to kill a shuttle? You bunch of pansies!".
[2] When ask to pay a ransom repeat over and over "Just a minute, I'm getting money from my corp now."
[3] Try to drive away while saying "It must be lag. I swear I'm not moving."
[4] Hide under your desk untill the lights stop flashing.
[5] Say in local: "You #$@#)*&^%! I hate your guts! I'm going to come back and rip your #$^#$$#s off."
[6] Cozy up to the campers with "Howdy boys! Who are we trying to kill?"
[7] Say you'll pay the ransom, but only send a few isk. Blame CCP for the foul up.
[8] Close your eyes and say to yourself: "I'm invisible!"
[9] Ask them if they are griefers.
[10] Say you can't pay the ransom because you just spent all your isk on some blueprint originals.
( Hey, I didn't say you'd live. I just said you'd get out of the gate camp.)
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SPINCTER WRINKLE
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Posted - 2006.01.05 18:50:00 -
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Edited by: SPINCTER WRINKLE on 05/01/2006 18:50:31 OMG alt!!1
bet you're a liberal too.
and a communist.
commie liberal!
erm. like the list though.
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tiller
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Posted - 2006.01.05 18:51:00 -
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You forget the first thing to do...
Shout 'NOOBS' in local, this makes you immune to attack for 30mins even though you only been playing eve for 3 days.
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Soulis
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Posted - 2006.01.05 18:54:00 -
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Originally by: tiller You forget the first thing to do...
Shout 'NOOBS' in local, this makes you immune to attack for 30mins even though you only been playing eve for 3 days.
i still say that in local when i get past a camp
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RavenL0rd
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Posted - 2006.01.05 19:00:00 -
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I especially like the hide under the desk one
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Ellandrian D'Amerathe
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Posted - 2006.01.05 19:01:00 -
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Quote: Cozy up to the campers with "Howdy boys! Who are we trying to kill?"
I'm actually REALLY inclined to at least try this one :-)
I have sometimes chatted amiably with gate campers whether they got me or not, the day people lighten up and realize it is a game, we will all be alot happier.
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LORD STEALTH
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Posted - 2006.01.05 19:04:00 -
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[11] Pee copiously down your pants leg, while thinking "I shouldnt have tried to move that titan BPO in a kestrel!"
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RedClaws
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Posted - 2006.01.05 20:03:00 -
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[12] Say you're a 21 year old girl and you wil lsend them nudypics
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Duraeli
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Posted - 2006.01.05 20:10:00 -
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#6 is absolutely clutch mate...going to have to try that next time. ---------------------------------------------- Persona non grata |
Mira deVorsha
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Posted - 2006.01.05 20:20:00 -
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Originally by: RedClaws [12] Say you're a 21 year old girl and you wil lsend them nudypics
That works!
Although wont save from a gate camp I've found randomly typing in cyrillic, hangul, chinese helps keep the person confused enough (or busy typing expletives about nationality X) that you can generally get away with what you are doing.
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vile56
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Posted - 2006.01.05 22:19:00 -
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tell them u just saw 3 afk haulers on other gate well walk up to her with your pants down and if she runs away it was never meant to be. |
Destiny Defined
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Posted - 2006.01.05 22:30:00 -
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Edited by: Destiny Defined on 05/01/2006 22:31:10 ..... *sigh*....
This is the routine for me when i jump into an unsuspected gate gamp.
1- Get a cloth and change my pants
2- Check the value of my ship and what it contains
3- Check to see if youre still cloaked by this point
4- Say in local in capital letters "OK WE HAVE 7 BS AND 2 HACS... HOW MANY BS DO WE HAVE AGAIN?... 18? FANTASTIC... JUMP IN BOYS!!"
5- Say also in capital letters "OOPS WTF OMG WRONG CHANNEL"
6(outcome 1)- If they move... get down on your knees and thank jesus
6(outcome 2)- If they havnt moved... get down on your knees and pray to jesus
6(outcome 3)- If they havnt moved... and your not a religious person, get down on your knees and swear youll start to be a religious person
7- If outcome 1 happened... ur the luckiest SOB ever to live, if the others happened then FIGHT... its the respectable thing to do and if you last long, or reduce their numbers, respect goes out to you... if you lose your ship and your modules and all of your wealth... At least you still have your dignity.....
Unless you get podded... then your just a Tw$ú. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
Lifes a waste of time .... and times a waste of life........ So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life! |
DoctorDanny
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Posted - 2006.01.05 23:51:00 -
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Just pay.
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Tobiaz
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Posted - 2006.01.05 23:53:00 -
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Originally by: DoctorDanny Just pay.
Gate campers generally don't ask for ransom for several very good reasons.
RMR hiatus |
Grimwalius d'Antan
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Posted - 2006.01.06 08:22:00 -
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If you can't get away from a gate camp in a kestrel (someone used that example), you just suck, or the gatecamp is in 0.0.
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Durethia
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Posted - 2006.01.06 08:31:00 -
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Originally by: RedClaws [12] Say you're a 21 year old girl and you wil lsend them nudypics
And do as you say.
Grab a National Geographic, scissors and a scanner...
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Kjewla
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Posted - 2006.01.06 08:55:00 -
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One legged dancer
Exotic Dancers Forum |
Makree
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Posted - 2006.01.06 08:58:00 -
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Originally by: BALR0G ( Hey, I didn't say you'd live. I just said you'd get out of the gate camp.)
Then you may as well add:
[11] Do somethine else, like bring up Eve online forums and start a pointless thread
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Sidhe
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Posted - 2006.01.06 09:59:00 -
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(11) You jump into a system and identify a gate camp. You report on Vent 'Clear to jump, only local rats'. The sound of multiple gate activations follow. Rats exit stage left.
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wierchas noobhunter
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Posted - 2006.01.06 10:22:00 -
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Originally by: RedClaws [12] Say you're a 21 year old girl and you wil lsend them nudypics
this will work for sure
soar angelic now recruting |
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