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Stonecrusher Mortlock
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.31 06:00:00 -
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So yea i have been talking to this girl at are local store, she seamed cool enough.
Here's the story so far, we hung out on her lunch breaks a few times, well i heard her one day talking about wanting to go a town over to pick up a new simcard(at&t) for her phone she didn't wanna drive her shitbox of a car( her words), so i offered to let her ride with me seeing as i had a part for a 22 rifle to pick up over there to, phone numbers exchanged, she calls the next day and asks if we are still on to go over there that afternoon everything works out fine we ride over there tell a few jokes, talk a bit ride back everyone's happy, we text a bit.
Few days later, a few texts more, the **** box car a mentioned before breaks down and she tells me on her lunch while we are hanging out,so i decide i'm a help her out sure i take her to go look for the part in town and give her a ride back home a few times, well by now being a small town people are talking, what ever we don't really care, fast forward a few days to Friday, i was going to go hangout at her place after she got done doing some other stuff that morning, ends up me helping her and her step dad fix her car.
Car fixed, Saturday she doesn't take a break at work short work day, doesn't really answer any of my texts ether.
Sunday short work day, no texts replied to, i stop by to get some lunch that's the only time she speaks to me, i'm assuming it's been busy at the store so no big deal. So i send her a few texts after work 1 asking whats up, 1 more asking if she wants to hang out sometime this week about a hour later, no answers to any of them.
I have been told shes never really dates white guys, by her and the people she works with.
So what do you all think wait a few days and see what happens, or just say **** it and go back to not caring?
Yes i have been parting and i'm quite drunk, but don't let that stop you from replying. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.31 06:22:00 -
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I do believe you have fallen victim to a rather clever ruse |
Tobias Sjodin
Habitual Euthanasia Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.10.31 06:30:00 -
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Yes, you got used. |
Alara IonStorm
RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.31 06:33:00 -
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If you want to psychologically destroy her you better get to work immediately. Remember games over for her, you now have weeks, months, years to plan how to crush her spirit.
Can't let scum like that think there are 0 consequences to there douche baggery. |
Sturmwolke
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Posted - 2011.10.31 07:12:00 -
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Stonecrusher Mortlock wrote:I have been told shes never really dates white guys, by her and the people she works with.
Whats the story on that?
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baltec1
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Posted - 2011.10.31 10:14:00 -
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Sturmwolke wrote:Stonecrusher Mortlock wrote:I have been told shes never really dates white guys, by her and the people she works with. Whats the story on that?
Either she is black and racist or white likes chocolate lollies. |
Stonecrusher Mortlock
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.31 16:30:00 -
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baltec1 wrote: white likes chocolate lollies.
That's along the lines.
Sturmwolke wrote:Stonecrusher Mortlock wrote:I have been told shes never really dates white guys, by her and the people she works with. Whats the story on that?
I'm going to assume its where she has (lived at / living at) and that's all she has ever been around. |
AlleyKat
The Unwanted.
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Posted - 2011.10.31 18:26:00 -
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Stonecrusher Mortlock wrote:I have been told she's never really dates white guys, by her and the people she works with.
You'll need to clarify this; because the difference between sex and meaningful relationships is huge.
The worst thing that can happen is that you have a new friend, who once in a while will introduce you to her friends, for sex.
Go with the flow and so long as you do not have an end goal, whatever you get out of this friendship is a bonus.
My two cents - girls don't date/screw people for one reason, they take all of the elements, the whole package...and a guy that makes a girl laugh has a greater chance of scoring.
Don't be a creep - that's a one way ticket to carrying a picture of your hand in your wallet.
Be cool. GÇ£You go into combat, and itGÇÖs NOT going to be WagnerGǪindustrial techno or really hard drum and bassGÇ¥
Reynir Hardarson, founding member of CCP Games, 2002. |
Nak hak
27
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Posted - 2011.10.31 18:47:00 -
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A man can be a god to one woman, and a fool to many women.
"He that speaks much, is much mistaken." Dr. Ben Franklin
Best Regards, Nak hak |
Nak hak
27
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Posted - 2011.10.31 19:02:00 -
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AlleyKat wrote: .... a guy that makes a girl laugh has a greater chance of scoring.
~This "He that speaks much, is much mistaken." Dr. Ben Franklin
Best Regards, Nak hak |
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Riedle
Paradox Collective
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Posted - 2011.10.31 19:29:00 -
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Nak hak wrote:AlleyKat wrote: .... a guy that makes a girl laugh has a greater chance of scoring.
~This
Not if they are laughing AT you |
Headerman
Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.10.31 20:20:00 -
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Do to her place in the middle of the night and 'un-work' your work you did on her car.
Either that or steal her wheels and leave it on the blocks :D The Apostle : I want a kangeroo Captain Kirk : Silly Austrians Sarmatiko : Let me guess: you're from US? Captain Kirk : Yeah Riverside IA - why? |
Iosue
UV Heavy Industries STR8NGE BREW
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Posted - 2011.10.31 20:27:00 -
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i say play it cool and ignore her, show her it's no sweat off your back.
continuing to text and call her will do no good whatsoever.
if she needs more help with here POS car, tell her you're busy but might be able to help out later. of course later should be code for a long-ass time. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
69
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Posted - 2011.10.31 20:37:00 -
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Headerman wrote:Do to her place in the middle of the night and 'un-work' your work you did on her car.
Either that or steal her wheels and leave it on the blocks :D
Everyone knows you cut the brake line, stealing the wheels takes too long. Got to get in and get out fast |
Alara IonStorm
RvB - BLUE Republic
262
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Posted - 2011.10.31 21:08:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Headerman wrote:Do to her place in the middle of the night and 'un-work' your work you did on her car. Either that or steal her wheels and leave it on the blocks :D Everyone knows you cut the brake line, stealing the wheels takes too long. Got to get in and get out fast I think Murder is going a little far...
Your account could be traced back to this thread. Gotta make it look accidental so no one will dig. |
Stonecrusher Mortlock
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.31 21:19:00 -
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Headerman wrote:Do to her place in the middle of the night and 'un-work' your work you did on her car.
Either that or steal her wheels and leave it on the blocks :D
i'm not going to lie to you i made i joke like that last night as one point, but it was a joke
Friend 1 - what if shes just using you?
me - i a just steal her tires one day and leave it sitting on blocks.
Fiend 2 - then what?
me - hide them on the roof of the store she works at.
Friend 1 - that's wrong dude
me - well what would you do?
Friend 1 - ummm
me - that's what i thought. |
Griff Hardstone
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.31 22:35:00 -
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Now you have to be careful. anything happens to her car they will point at you saying, he made comments about messing with her car.
Social Engineering..KYMS (keep your mouth shut) |
Stonecrusher Mortlock
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.31 22:49:00 -
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Griff Hardstone wrote:Now you have to be careful. anything happens to her car they will point at you saying, he made comments about messing with her car. Social Engineering..KYMS (keep your mouth shut)
naa these friends all most never leave there house, so much so im starting to think they have a phobia of going outside, or there just addicted to videogames
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Alara IonStorm
RvB - BLUE Republic
263
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Posted - 2011.10.31 23:06:00 -
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Kill the Friends, they are no longer needed
You will have EVE Gamers as video game buddies and the girls corpse for companionship. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
69
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Posted - 2011.10.31 23:11:00 -
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Alara IonStorm wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Headerman wrote:Do to her place in the middle of the night and 'un-work' your work you did on her car. Either that or steal her wheels and leave it on the blocks :D Everyone knows you cut the brake line, stealing the wheels takes too long. Got to get in and get out fast I think Murder is going a little far... Your account could be traced back to this thread. Gotta make it look accidental so no one will dig.
got it! Get a pet rat and train it to chew through stuff, put it in with the brake lines and let come what may....
Then when they do their forensic stuff on the wreck they'll find the rat and it takes all the blame \o/ |
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Stonecrusher Mortlock
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.31 23:11:00 -
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Alara IonStorm wrote:Kill the Friends, they are no longer needed
You will have EVE Gamers as video game buddies and the girls corpse for companionship.
your funny |
Vandy ColdStone
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.11.01 00:36:00 -
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I don't know if you're a big guy or not. But here's my suggestion. Learn how to break into cars without leaving visible damage. Coat hanger bro. Once you know how, proceed on with the following steps.
1. Go to the gym, and run. Run your little arse off until every bit of clothing on your body is absolutely soaked.
2. Put the clothes in a plastic bag, and close it. Leave them in said bag for 7-10 days.
3. Use the methods you learned about entering a vehicle in this step. Remove clothing from bag. Unzip the cover on the bottom of her car seats. (most vehicles have this.) And stuff the clothing into the seats.
4. Leave with a smile, she will never find that smell if you do it right. Mission accomplished. That's a bonfire story for the rest of your life mate.
=) If you actually did this, I would plex your account for video proof. One month of course. lol |
Headerman
Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx
292
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Posted - 2011.11.01 04:43:00 -
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OP, another option i have seen is to...
1) make sure the car is alone for a few hours 2) Get a valve remover for the car tyres 3) Rotate the tyres so the valve is at the top, let all the air out and remove the valves 4) Puncture the top of each tyre with a small drill 5) proceed to inject the tyre with liquid tiling grout. 6) keep filling tyres until they are full of grout. 7) re-attach valves
The grout will dry without air cause it is awesome. Then listen to her complain to you the following week that her car is REALLY heavy on the gas The Apostle : I want a kangeroo Captain Kirk : Silly Austrians Sarmatiko : Let me guess: you're from US? Captain Kirk : Yeah Riverside IA - why? |
Stonecrusher Mortlock
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.11.01 05:20:00 -
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lol |
Lady Go Diveher
The Independent Troll Society
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Posted - 2011.11.01 13:04:00 -
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Stonecrusher Mortlock wrote:i offered ... doesn't really answer any of my texts ether ... no texts replied to ... So i send her a few texts ..
Sounds like you made the idiot mistake of assuming helping a girl you like always leads to sex. Then when you turned into mr "hey" "hey whatsup" "hey?" "hey, wanna hang?" texting guy, she split.
Don't blame her. |
Stonecrusher Mortlock
University of Caille Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2011.11.01 15:48:00 -
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Lady Go Diveher wrote:Stonecrusher Mortlock wrote:i offered ... doesn't really answer any of my texts ether ... no texts replied to ... So i send her a few texts .. Sounds like you made the idiot mistake of assuming helping a girl you like always leads to sex. Then when you turned into mr "hey" "hey whatsup" "hey?" "hey, wanna hang?" texting guy, she split. Don't blame her.
o but i can
EVERYTHING'S POSSIBLE WITH THE POWER OF CRAZY! |
Astenion
Spiritus Draconis
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Posted - 2011.11.01 16:48:00 -
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Maybe she was turned off by your texting and inability to use they're and you're instead of there and your.
If a full-grown adult expresses herself like a ten-year-old, I immediately place her in the idiot box. |
Barakkus
987
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Posted - 2011.11.01 16:51:00 -
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Sounds to me like you annoyed the **** out of her with texting her constantly. Try not to seem so desperate in the future. Most chicks respond well if you don't blow their phones up. |
Nak hak
27
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Posted - 2011.11.01 18:55:00 -
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"Women are like buses. If you miss one, there will be another one."
"He that speaks much, is much mistaken." Dr. Ben Franklin
Best Regards, Nak hak |
Stonecrusher Mortlock
University of Caille Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2011.11.01 19:03:00 -
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so any way, i stop out at the store today to get a hamburger, ended up her going on break and headed to my place and we kicked it for an hour so looks like no need for the power of crazy.
any way...
next time i drink and get to thinking stupid **** i guess i just have to drink more till i don't remember it the next day |
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