Originally by: Babael Aroich

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Originally by: Calistoph

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The creatures that appear on this shows are what i like to refer to as "The Dreggs of society" and are more commonly known as "Chavs". These dirty little pikey bastards leech off the government in a system of refusing to help themselves, petty crime, vandalism and constantly running their mouths. They always travel in small groups because on their own they're laughably pathetic.

Therefore it comes to no surprise that they'd be on all these talk shows. Mankind has had a fascination with these creatures for centuries and were often trooped around in little circus acts known as "Freak Shows". Sadly they appear to have escaped their cages and started breeding.

They barely pass as human beings because they aren't. But are more likely to be cleverly disguised parasites. Like evolved algae or athletes foot left untreated. You'll note the broader forehead/brow which combines both eyebrows into a single form known as the monobrow. The extended forehead is used as a perch for cheap Nike, or knock-off brand baseball caps, used to keep the rain off their greasey faces, lest it melt them off. With large quantities of gold jewelry and often either white, or brightly coloured tracksuits they're easily identifiable in a crowd. Unfortunately, they usually are the crowd (don't keep your wallet in your back pocket).

They're unwashed, uncooth and un... well, just un. I have no love for those tracksuit wearing spongers whatsoever.

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How many chavs do you see from middle class familys? None, it's simply that chavs are below the poverty line unable to teach their children any better than what they know. You really shouldn't feel any hate towards these type of people.

Maybe you should consider that you've been given a decent education, decent parents and money in your pocket. You can look forward to a decent job if you don't already have one and luxuries like playing this game. A girl of 15 i know got ú5 off her dad for her birthday present..

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