Amarrian Captains, they place with care,
volleys of laser fire, both of pulse and of beam,
When looking for slaves theyGÇÖll go anywhere
But for Matari theyGÇÖre particularly keen.

The Minmatar Captains are blessed (or cursed)
With ships that are extraordinarily fleet,
Though with all the duct tape they must be nursed,
So a victory will be both bitter and sweet.

The Caldari Captains work for the state,
Through megacorps that are both rich and powerful,
DonGÇÖt mention Tibus Heth (theyGÇÖll get irate)
And point their blaster cannons right at your capsule.

The Gallente Captains, they love their drones,
Little angels of death flittering here and there,
The captain who warps off without them groans,
When he or she finds the local market is bare.

The Angel Cartel pirates live in Curse,
Where they avail themselves of all kinds of mischief,
As far as pirates go, they could be worse,
At least to them your cloneGÇÖs blood isnGÇÖt a foodstuff!

The Blood Raider pirates, now they love blood,
They think it's delicious and makes them immortal,
If youGÇÖre approaching gate and hear a thud,
Pray you donGÇÖt see that bright blood red flag and white skull.

The Serpentis pirates are drug runners,
TheyGÇÖll have any and all boosters you want in store,
They use gas clouds to make tranquillisers,
Blue pill, Sooth Sayer, Drop, Mindflood and many more.

The Guristas pirates are colorful,
Started by two Caldari, Fatal and Rabbit,
Though their logo is cute, theyGÇÖre not docile,
Their well placed missiles can cause you much discomfit.

SanshaGÇÖs Nation, now they are all zombies,
Created and controlled by Kuvakei himself,
TheyGÇÖre cruel and theyGÇÖre harsh (just like space *****),
So when flying around Stain look after yourself.

Now, last, but far from least, we have Concord,
TheyGÇÖre the policemen, the coppers, of New Eden,
Many a brave capsuleer has deplored,
The swift and mighty justice of CONCORDOKKEN!!

Filled with people is this place, New Eden,
Some are good and some evil, but to you I swear,
ItGÇÖs all of our duties to enlighten,
The misguided soul known as the high sec carebear!