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Coffeinum
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2013.11.08 15:31:00 -
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Jimatar Citizen> i must say i did not expect much from the event yet they still managed to disappoint me
So question goes to you. What could have been worse than what happened yesterday?
- make people seek their own routes through wormholes
- have smartbombs waiting at every gate
- fleet doctrine will be freighters
- only festival launchers allowed, no snow ball launcher
- destination will be 1j from Jita
- announce the event 4 weeks in advance (might not count since people will actually forget about it and dont show up)
- super enforce random nodes along a low/null route so they run at 600% speed
- fleet invites cost 30m isk
- only one-legged deaf mute pirate fcs allowed
chose one or more of the above and/or add your own ideas |
epicurus ataraxia
Broken Wheel Mercantile and Trading Company Illusion of Solitude
123
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Posted - 2013.11.08 19:25:00 -
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Coffeinum wrote:Jimatar Citizen> i must say i did not expect much from the event yet they still managed to disappoint me So question goes to you. What could have been worse than what happened yesterday?
- make people seek their own routes through wormholes
- have smartbombs waiting at every gate
- fleet doctrine will be freighters
- only festival launchers allowed, no snow ball launcher
- destination will be 1j from Jita
- announce the event 4 weeks in advance (might not count since people will actually forget about it and dont show up)
- super enforce random nodes along a low/null route so they run at 600% speed
- fleet invites cost 30m isk
- only one-legged deaf mute pirate fcs allowed
- date will be on a weekend
- will be during US/EU primetime
chose one or more of the above and/or add your own ideas
It's hard to imagine just how they could have made things any worse for the majority of their real money subscriber base.. when you deliberately bore them to death and then arrange for them to be murdered, anything else is just dancing on their grave. |
Jythier Smith
Sequestration INC. Harmonic Convergence
62
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Posted - 2013.11.08 19:33:00 -
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epicurus ataraxia wrote:Coffeinum wrote:Jimatar Citizen> i must say i did not expect much from the event yet they still managed to disappoint me So question goes to you. What could have been worse than what happened yesterday?
- make people seek their own routes through wormholes
- have smartbombs waiting at every gate
- fleet doctrine will be freighters
- only festival launchers allowed, no snow ball launcher
- destination will be 1j from Jita
- announce the event 4 weeks in advance (might not count since people will actually forget about it and dont show up)
- super enforce random nodes along a low/null route so they run at 600% speed
- fleet invites cost 30m isk
- only one-legged deaf mute pirate fcs allowed
- date will be on a weekend
- will be during US/EU primetime
chose one or more of the above and/or add your own ideas It's hard to imagine just how they could have made things any worse for the majority of their real money subscriber base.. when you deliberately bore them to death and then arrange for them to be murdered, anything else is just dancing on their grave.
I really, really like the way you put that.
"Here, warp in 10% tidi for hours. Here, jump into this spike. You know what, I'm just going to finish the event that I was supposed to lead 2000 ships to while there's only 100 ships here. More could be coming, but... man, this is boring." |
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
150
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Posted - 2013.11.09 10:43:00 -
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Jythier Smith wrote:
I really, really like the way you put that.
"Here, warp in 10% tidi for hours. Here, jump into this spike. You know what, I'm just going to finish the event that I was supposed to lead 2000 ships to while there's only 100 ships here. More could be coming, but... man, this is boring."
Like a cherry on top, they watched it on live stream at their party. At least someone had fun, though I would prefer it if it ended up for termination of employment for the person in charge. |
epicurus ataraxia
Broken Wheel Mercantile and Trading Company Illusion of Solitude
163
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Posted - 2013.11.09 11:07:00 -
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Anna Karhunen wrote:Jythier Smith wrote:
I really, really like the way you put that.
"Here, warp in 10% tidi for hours. Here, jump into this spike. You know what, I'm just going to finish the event that I was supposed to lead 2000 ships to while there's only 100 ships here. More could be coming, but... man, this is boring."
Like a cherry on top, they watched it on live stream at their party. At least someone had fun, though I would prefer it if it ended up for termination of employment for the person in charge.
Firing someone would imply that it was not part of the company culture, far better to call them into the office and read the riot act, suspend parties, and take their toys away until they learn not to disenfranchise their paying customers.
No sigs at moment so....... We spent all our subscribers good will on Quafe, Strippers and Human sacrifice..CCP 2013 |
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
151
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Posted - 2013.11.09 11:15:00 -
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epicurus ataraxia wrote:Anna Karhunen wrote:Jythier Smith wrote:
I really, really like the way you put that.
"Here, warp in 10% tidi for hours. Here, jump into this spike. You know what, I'm just going to finish the event that I was supposed to lead 2000 ships to while there's only 100 ships here. More could be coming, but... man, this is boring."
Like a cherry on top, they watched it on live stream at their party. At least someone had fun, though I would prefer it if it ended up for termination of employment for the person in charge. Firing someone would imply that it was not part of the company culture, far better to call them into the office and read the riot act, suspend parties, and take their toys away until they learn not to disenfranchise their paying customers. No sigs at moment so....... We spent all our subscribers good will on Quafe, Strippers and Human sacrifice..CCP 2013 Well, that would do too. They could of course put it on live stream. |
embrel
BamBam Inc.
69
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Posted - 2013.11.09 11:26:00 -
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epicurus ataraxia wrote:Coffeinum wrote:Jimatar Citizen> i must say i did not expect much from the event yet they still managed to disappoint me So question goes to you. What could have been worse than what happened yesterday?
- make people seek their own routes through wormholes
- have smartbombs waiting at every gate
- fleet doctrine will be freighters
- only festival launchers allowed, no snow ball launcher
- destination will be 1j from Jita
- announce the event 4 weeks in advance (might not count since people will actually forget about it and dont show up)
- super enforce random nodes along a low/null route so they run at 600% speed
- fleet invites cost 30m isk
- only one-legged deaf mute pirate fcs allowed
- date will be on a weekend
- will be during US/EU primetime
chose one or more of the above and/or add your own ideas It's hard to imagine just how they could have made things any worse for the majority of their real money subscriber base.. when you deliberately bore them to death and then arrange for them to be murdered, anything else is just dancing on their grave.
They should after all is through collect the corpsed and make an eternal walk of shame at jita undock. |
Lipbite
Express Hauler
1183
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Posted - 2013.11.09 12:03:00 -
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I like paid invites idea. Just must be paid in aurum/PLEXes - or better GTCs / $$$. |
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