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Makkal Hanaya
Revenent Defence Corperation
910
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Posted - 2013.11.08 17:02:00 -
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I won't even pretend reading this thread is worth your time.
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1. This is Not the Cupcake I Wanted: At the station commissary, they are selling pumpkin cupcakes. I ordered one and after taking a bite I immediately realized that it was just a pumpkin muffin with frosting on top. Now, I have nothing against muffins; I enjoy eating them greatly, and I canGÇÖt say IGÇÖve ever met a bad muffin. Consider me a muffin fan.
ItGÇÖs the principle of the matter though: when I buy a cupcake, itGÇÖs wrong to give me a muffin. ItGÇÖs deceptive. DonGÇÖt we have enough deception in the world without dragging baked goods down to that level?
2. Public Toilets Should Be Cleaned Every Hour: I try to avoid these when I can, but sometimes must use public restrooms. I know this is not my home in the Kingdom and you donGÇÖt have slaves GÇô if it were, thereGÇÖd be someone to disinfect the facilities every time I used them GÇô but IGÇÖm willing to compromise and just have them cleaned once an hour.
This is an important hygiene issue. Did you know that nanites are invisible to the naked eye and can be spread by toilet bowl seats? Yes, insufficient restroom cleaning can turn you Nation.
3. Why are Capsuleers so Clumsy?: Lately, I have noticed an increase in capsuleers poking their eye out and having to wear these black patches to cover it. I have no idea how anyone could be accident prone that this happens, but if youGÇÖre going to be so bumbling, at least have the good graces to get your eyes replaced with artificial ones or hide your self-inflicted injury with giant sunglasses.
It just makes you look like some sort of pirate.
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That's my list. Feel free to add your own. Or not. |
Rana Ash
Gradient Electus Matari
281
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Posted - 2013.11.08 17:05:00 -
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No pumkin cupcakes you say?, that is just pure villany. And yes about the restrooms I concur.. |
Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
3224
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Posted - 2013.11.08 17:07:00 -
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Down with these sort of things? |
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
235
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Posted - 2013.11.08 17:16:00 -
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More like baked bads, amirite? Eh? Eh? Yeah. I'm rite. |
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
1011
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Posted - 2013.11.08 17:35:00 -
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A grievance of mine:
Gallentean rock and roll clowns.
That do crash. |
Makoto Priano
Priano Trans-Stellar State Services Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
5428
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Posted - 2013.11.08 17:48:00 -
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And now I want muffins to go with my tea.
Hanaya-kirjuun, I assume this is one of the commissaries on 98Q V/4? Going to have an assistant fetch me some, I think.
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Zelarrs Elkoth
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
81
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Posted - 2013.11.08 17:50:00 -
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Clumsy?
I meant to do that. It is a very useful augmentation, particularly when loaded with Scorch lens crystals. |
Ston Momaki
Disciples of Ston
861
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Posted - 2013.11.08 17:52:00 -
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Makkal Hanaya wrote:2. Public Toilets Should Be Cleaned Every Hour: I try to avoid these when I can, but sometimes must use public restrooms. I know this is not my home in the Kingdom and you donGÇÖt have slaves GÇô if it were, thereGÇÖd be someone to disinfect the facilities every time I used them GÇô but IGÇÖm willing to compromise and just have them cleaned once an hour.
I concur, but would also add a few thoughts. Up with Janitors. They work very hard for little pay and they do the things we all take for granted. Janitors should be paid more and we should hire more of them. Then, perhaps public restrooms would be cleaned every hour. We could put counters on the doors to keep track of users and then beep the Janitor after so many users to come and clean the restroom. We should raise the social status of Janitors and insist that everyone treat them with proper respect and deference. Everyone I know appreciates a clean, fresh restroom. We should also appreciate those who make them clean and fresh. |
Gosakumori Noh
Viziam Amarr Empire
300
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Posted - 2013.11.08 19:00:00 -
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You never see the people you want to see naked naked. Unless you have drugged them and applied a nanite lycanthropy paste to the walls of their arteries, of course, but such effort!
Oh my goodness! It's been months since I bought my last monthly lot of a thousand Sebiestor from the markets of... that system next to Tash-Murkon... damn! How quickly the memories fade. |
Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
2396
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Posted - 2013.11.08 19:04:00 -
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Makkal Hanaya wrote: 1. This is Not the Cupcake I Wanted: At the station commissary, they are selling pumpkin cupcakes. I ordered one and after taking a bite I immediately realized that it was just a pumpkin muffin with frosting on top. Now, I have nothing against muffins; I enjoy eating them greatly, and I canGÇÖt say IGÇÖve ever met a bad muffin. Consider me a muffin fan.
ItGÇÖs the principle of the matter though: when I buy a cupcake, itGÇÖs wrong to give me a muffin. ItGÇÖs deceptive. DonGÇÖt we have enough deception in the world without dragging baked goods down to that level?
2. Public Toilets Should Be Cleaned Every Hour: I try to avoid these when I can, but sometimes must use public restrooms. I know this is not my home in the Kingdom and you donGÇÖt have slaves GÇô if it were, thereGÇÖd be someone to disinfect the facilities every time I used them GÇô but IGÇÖm willing to compromise and just have them cleaned once an hour.
This is an important hygiene issue. Did you know that nanites are invisible to the naked eye and can be spread by toilet bowl seats? Yes, insufficient restroom cleaning can turn you Nation.
I can confirm that I am sending some of my best operatives to handle these very serious situations. We will root out the cause of such travesties and mete out justice to those responsible. Ishuk-Raata suspects dirty Serpentis involvement, and will endeavor to eliminate such lawless influences on our baked goods and lavatories.
This will be dealt with. |
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Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence Cadre XV-01A Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
2253
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Posted - 2013.11.08 19:34:00 -
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Oniseki-haani, did you seriously just accuse Serpentis of eating all your cupcakes?
Nefarious! |
Steffanie Saissore
Stormcrows
237
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Posted - 2013.11.08 22:23:00 -
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I wish to file a grievance against the use of blue dye usage in food and drinks. Each and every time I have something blue, my tongue is left all stained and heaven forbid you get any on a white shirt.
Another thing I have issue with is with those who are keen on smack talk and bad mouthing an organization without actually confronting the organization. If I have an issue with someone or a particular organization, they'll hear about it directly from me. Nothing bothers me more than having someone walk up to me and tell me they overheard so-and-so telling some buddies how, and I'll use my organization here, Stormcrows are a bunch of pansies and asshats.
Now, to be fair, this sort of behavior reeks of cowardice and ego-bolstering since the speaker apparently is too afraid to call us out directly or needs sympathy to recover from some form of butthurt that we may or may not have inflicted upon the speaker's routine. I would also like to point out that due to the nature of the cluster, be careful what you say and when and where you say it as words do have a nasty habit of coming back to bite one in the ass.
So, let us recap: blue food coloring is vile. |
Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
3230
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Posted - 2013.11.08 22:26:00 -
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I would like to make a complaint against Steffanie for being too scary and fierce. |
Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence Cadre XV-01A Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
2255
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Posted - 2013.11.08 22:37:00 -
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Blue food dye blends nicely into Black tunics. You're simply working for an organisation with the wrong coloured shirt, Steffanie.
And I'll tell Jude that to his face. |
Kel hound
Lycosa Syndicate Surely You're Joking
61
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Posted - 2013.11.08 23:29:00 -
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I'm not good with forks ok? Im just more used to eating food out of a tube... Then they gave me this long sharp metal thing...
...mistakes were made ok!? |
James Syagrius
The Philalethes Society
593
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Posted - 2013.11.09 02:15:00 -
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Ston Momaki wrote:Makkal Hanaya wrote:2. Public Toilets Should Be Cleaned Every Hour: I try to avoid these when I can, but sometimes must use public restrooms. I know this is not my home in the Kingdom and you donGÇÖt have slaves GÇô if it were, thereGÇÖd be someone to disinfect the facilities every time I used them GÇô but IGÇÖm willing to compromise and just have them cleaned once an hour. I concur, but would also add a few thoughts. Up with Janitors. They work very hard for little pay and they do the things we all take for granted. Janitors should be paid more and we should hire more of them. Then, perhaps public restrooms would be cleaned every hour. We could put counters on the doors to keep track of users and then beep the Janitor after so many users to come and clean the restroom. We should raise the social status of Janitors and insist that everyone treat them with proper respect and deference. Everyone I know appreciates a clean, fresh restroom. We should also appreciate those who make them clean and fresh. It must be a low rent establishment indeed if they don't have dedicated drones busily tidying up and disinfecting such areas. |
Erys Charantes
University of Caille Gallente Federation
35
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Posted - 2013.11.09 02:22:00 -
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Warning labels. They need to go. All of them. Nature will sort the rest.
When "DO NOT INSERT HEAD INTO TOWEL DISPENSER" is slapped on a paper towel dispenser, its part obvious some idiot did it at some point. Remove warning labels, let evolution take its course. |
Caviar Liberta
Moira. Villore Accords
208
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Posted - 2013.11.09 04:11:00 -
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Makkal Hanaya wrote:I won't even pretend reading this thread is worth your time.
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1. This is Not the Cupcake I Wanted: At the station commissary, they are selling pumpkin cupcakes. I ordered one and after taking a bite I immediately realized that it was just a pumpkin muffin with frosting on top. Now, I have nothing against muffins; I enjoy eating them greatly, and I canGÇÖt say IGÇÖve ever met a bad muffin. Consider me a muffin fan.
You don't even want to know where the chocolate frosting comes from. |
Anabella Rella
Gradient Electus Matari
1173
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Posted - 2013.11.09 05:48:00 -
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My list of grievances (in no particular order):
- Pilots who taunt you on the IGS but don't have the guts to confront you in space
- Misuse of apostrophes
- Monocles
- Loudmouthed zealots of any persuasion
- Capsuleers who harm innocents solely to appear "tough" or "edgy"
- Gallentean kids sporting Matari tattoos with no clue as to their meaning
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Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence Cadre XV-01A Pyre Falcon Defence Combine
2263
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Posted - 2013.11.09 08:04:00 -
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Erys Charantes wrote:Warning labels. They need to go. All of them. Nature will sort the rest.
When "DO NOT INSERT HEAD INTO TOWEL DISPENSER" is slapped on a paper towel dispenser, its pretty obvious some idiot did it at some point. Remove warning labels, let evolution take its course.
No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Erys. I am the danger. A guy goes to the restroom and gets his head inserted into a dispenser of towels and you think that of me? No. I am the one who inserts! |
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Laurentis Thiesant
Institute of Social Development
48
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Posted - 2013.11.09 09:49:00 -
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I don't appreciate the way the zipper sometimes sits on my coat.
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
603
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Posted - 2013.11.09 11:17:00 -
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The greatest Grievance against the Universe
IS EXISTENCE OF GALLENTEANS!
On a side note, now I will avoid visiting public toilets until Sansha is finally defeated. |
Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
3242
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Posted - 2013.11.09 13:40:00 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote: I am the one who inserts! ....this is just too easy right now.
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James Syagrius
The Philalethes Society
593
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Posted - 2013.11.09 18:12:00 -
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Anslo wrote:Pieter Tuulinen wrote: I am the one who inserts! ....this is just too easy right now. Indeed and in the restroom even. |
Arista Shahni
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
57
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Posted - 2013.11.09 18:32:00 -
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I was unaware that public facilites had gotten quite that dangerous. Even more reason to stay in capsule.
After all, I'm not usually prepared to remove a Civire from the towel dispensary. |
Denak Calamari
Intaki Liberation Front Intaki Prosperity Initiative
113
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Posted - 2013.11.09 23:32:00 -
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It erks me that dry ration packs don't come with sporks anymore, they were great toothpicks too. |
Kel hound
Lycosa Syndicate Surely You're Joking
64
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Posted - 2013.11.10 05:20:00 -
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Denak Calamari wrote:It erks me that dry ration packs don't come with sporks anymore, they were great toothpicks too.
Sporks are an abomination and I for one am glad that my foodtubes don't come with those death traps anymore. |
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