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Culmen	Posted - 2006.02.13 03:38:00 - [1] Edited by: Culmen on 13/02/2006 03:40:15 How many _____ does it take to screw in a light bulb? ...Caldari.... Technically its 4210 Million because it is the state that replaces the light bulb à.Amarrà. Are you implying the light of the Emporer is not enough? à.Minmatarà None, the minmatar donÆt have electricity àGallenteà Two, right after their done screwing in the dark. àJoviansà one, or at least we assume, they arenÆt telling us, plus we cant see the bulb ..Khanidà two, one to grab the vitoc, the other to grab the bulb replacing slave àGuristaà One, but heÆs the reason the Caldari are replacing their light bulb àAngelsà Three, one to locate dig it out of a Jovian ruin, one to screw it in, and one to sell of the rest of the super Jovian light bulbs àSanshasà two, one screws it in, the other is Sansha, who is always with themà àConcordà One, but if that bulb so much as touchs another light bulb, theyÆre going to need more then one bulb àGreifersà None, their world is lit by the light of exploding Carebears àCarebearsà See above àMacrominersà 1/12, because its one guy controlling 12 accounts, and only one accounts doing the changing àCCPà 3, one to ensure everyone likes the bulb, one to ensure the bulb is going to unfairly advantage another player, one to screw it in, but incidentally none of them are going to make sure the bulb is screwed in all the way
Aversin	Posted - 2006.02.13 03:41:00 - [2] lmao gj Originally by: Razner Cerizo They will never quit. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.13 03:42:00 - [3] ...Ushra'Khan members... One to screw it in, one to figure out a way to blame the broken lightbulb on slavery, one to preach the need to avenge it, and a hundred to blow up Amarrians in retaliation. -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques'
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.13 03:43:00 - [4] ...Serpentis... Lightbulb? Huh? Ooooh, look at the pretty colored lights swirling around! pops another pill -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques'
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.13 03:46:00 - [5] ...Scope reporters... Replace it? Hell no, why replace it when we can leave it broken and blame it on the Caldari? -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques'
Nukeitall	Posted - 2006.02.13 03:47:00 - [6] Edited by: Nukeitall on 13/02/2006 03:48:56 Edited by: Nukeitall on 13/02/2006 03:48:15 ....Mission Runners.... Screwing the bulb in isnt the issue. The problem lies with the fact that bulbs cost 200,000lps. Each.
My grandfather	Posted - 2006.02.13 03:48:00 - [7] ...gatecampers... 1 to pod the broken lightbulb, 6 to scramble the new bulb, 5 to long-distance screw it in. A bigger blob to break the bulb again. Rinse, repeat.
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.13 03:50:00 - [8] ...carebears... One to mine for the materials, one to haul them to station, one to research the BPO, one to manufacture it, and one to put the damned thing in the socket. -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques'
Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.02.13 03:55:00 - [9] Sorry if its offtopic, but my favorite: ...Dragonball Z characters... One, but it takes him three episodes to do it... -- Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video. <3 Tachikomas -Eldo But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes Immy > You All - Imaran Tachikomas > All ~kieron POKEMON -eris Jacques was 'ere Capsicum still is
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.13 04:01:00 - [10] ...forum *****s... One to yell "FIRST!" when he sees that the bulb's out, and a dozen to debate the best way to replace it, recount their personal experiences with changing lightbulbs, lightbulbs in general, and the concept of light, and post screenshots of lightbulbs, broken lightbulbs, and the process of replacing one. At some point we hope the bulb gets replaced, but that's not really the issue. -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques'
Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.02.13 04:02:00 - [11] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari ...forum *****s... One to yell "FIRST!" when he sees that the bulb's out, and a dozen to debate the best way to replace it, recount their personal experiences with changing lightbulbs, lightbulbs in general, and the concept of light, and post screenshots of lightbulbs, broken lightbulbs, and the process of replacing one. At some point we hope the bulb gets replaced, but that's not really the issue. This one was paraphrased really badly from an old usenet post on the same topic . -- Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video. <3 Tachikomas -Eldo But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes Immy > You All - Imaran Tachikomas > All ~kieron POKEMON -eris Jacques was 'ere Capsicum still is
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.13 04:04:00 - [12] Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari ...forum *****s... One to yell "FIRST!" when he sees that the bulb's out, and a dozen to debate the best way to replace it, recount their personal experiences with changing lightbulbs, lightbulbs in general, and the concept of light, and post screenshots of lightbulbs, broken lightbulbs, and the process of replacing one. At some point we hope the bulb gets replaced, but that's not really the issue. This one was paraphrased really badly from an old usenet post on the same topic . Really? I actually just made that up on the spot, I had no idea...but if you can post the old one, please do! -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques'
j0sephine	Posted - 2006.02.13 04:11:00 - [13] Edited by: j0sephine on 13/02/2006 04:12:11 Can't take credit for this one, but it's still the best... ...EVE forum moderators.... Discussing moderation or moderators is not permitted on the forums. If you have any more questions, please feel free to email the moderator team at [email protected] ;s (think it's Valar that came up with it, but not sure. one of devs anyway)
Culmen	Posted - 2006.02.13 04:12:00 - [14] .... Macro Hunters.... 20, they'll do it very fast, concord will blow them up, but just dont expect it to be a light bulb that gets screwed in ...Chinese Eve players... See Macrominers ...experienced eve players... 1 player and 476 rats, because its going to take that much loot to afford the Tech II light bulb, which cost $800,000 and gives an extra 2 lumens a bulb ...N00b eve players... 1, but even if he does screw it in, he still in the dark
Mathias Zealot	Posted - 2006.02.13 05:02:00 - [15] Originally by: Culmen àGallenteà Two, right after their done screwing in the dark. Then they'll call in there friends to screw inside the lightbulb.
voogru	Posted - 2006.02.13 05:52:00 - [16] Quote: àMacrominersà 1/12, because its one guy controlling 12 accounts, and only one accounts doing the changing Farmers, not "macro miners".
Corunna ElMan	Posted - 2006.02.13 06:08:00 - [17] Originally by: Culmen Sanshasà two, one screws it in, the other is Sansha, who is always with themà \ IMO, the classiest and best one of the lot. I'm not here to win any popularity contests. I couldn't care less what you think of me - all that matters is this: Can you defend your opinions?
Nex Angelus	Posted - 2006.02.13 06:32:00 - [18] Edited by: Nex Angelus on 13/02/2006 06:34:08 Edited by: Nex Angelus on 13/02/2006 06:33:47 Edited by: Nex Angelus on 13/02/2006 06:33:10 Originally by: j0sephine Edited by: j0sephine on 13/02/2006 04:12:11 Can't take credit for this one, but it's still the best... ...EVE forum moderators.... Discussing moderation or moderators is not permitted on the forums. If you have any more questions, please feel free to email the moderator team at [email protected] ;s (think it's Valar that came up with it, but not sure. one of devs anyway) Rolling on the floor, laughing my effing ass off... while whiping beer-spatter from my screen Thats classy! GJ
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.13 06:36:00 - [19] Originally by: j0sephine Can't take credit for this one, but it's still the best... ...EVE forum moderators.... Discussing moderation or moderators is not permitted on the forums. If you have any more questions, please feel free to email the moderator team at [email protected] ;s (think it's Valar that came up with it, but not sure. one of devs anyway) That...is...utterly...BRILLIANT. \o/ -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques'
Harry Voyager	Posted - 2006.02.13 06:39:00 - [20] ...Devs... Soon(tm) ____________________ I'm not an idiot; I just play one on the forums.
Rabbitgod	Posted - 2006.02.13 07:39:00 - [21] Stain.... 1 to realize it needs to be done but they will fight over incandescent or fluorescent and have a civil war over it and then lose the socket to FIX but then they will attack FIX to take it back only to **** off BoB in the process and lose it again to them. In the mean time every other alliance has aquired 15 of each type of light bulb and few even have more than one socket. Here these will help
Cmdr Sy	Posted - 2006.02.13 07:51:00 - [22] Hilarious.
Neon Genesis	Posted - 2006.02.13 09:01:00 - [23] ..BoB.. None, they broke the bulb in the first place, and if you come near the room they'll break you too. There, i just contributed nothing to your thread
Waut	Posted - 2006.02.13 09:33:00 - [24] Edited by: Waut on 13/02/2006 09:34:16 Edited by: Waut on 13/02/2006 09:33:21 Originally by: Culmen Edited by: Culmen on 13/02/2006 03:40:15 à.Amarrà. Are you implying the light of the Emporer is not enough? àGallenteà Two, right after their done screwing in the dark. Hehe. Funny cause it's true Plan for galaxy domination: Step 1. Steal lots of underpants Step 2. ... Step 3. Get declared as Eve Emperor
vanBuskirk	Posted - 2006.02.13 09:52:00 - [25] ...pirates... 7. One to blow up the house containing a perfectly good lightbulb while the occupants are asleep in the middle of the night, one to take random potshots with a silenced sniper rifle from 1km away at the builders and the delivery truck rebuilding the house, one to lurk on the forums and say "STFU, it's part of the game" when someone complains, one to sit in a tank 4km away and vapourise the new owners of the new house when it's eventually built, one to nip in and pick up the $3.23 in loose change that flies out of the wreckage of car and house, one to sneak in and occupy the house (with all new light bulbs) while nobody's looking, one to whine on the forums about the fact that the SWAT team that broke into the house and arrested the one who sneaked in wouldn't take him 1 on 1. ---------------------------------------------- "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." ----------------------------------------------
Tenacha Khan	Posted - 2006.02.13 09:52:00 - [26] ....amarr... None, the emporer will hold the bulb up high whilst the world revolves around him. I pwnt Wrangler - Tenacha
Samirol	Posted - 2006.02.13 10:28:00 - [27] Doesn't really follow format but.... This Kid won't matter, he will never be able to figure it out
vanBuskirk	Posted - 2006.02.13 10:35:00 - [28] Originally by: Samirol Doesn't really follow format but.... This Kid won't matter, he will never be able to figure it out You actually found that funny? Tells me everything I need to know about you. ---------------------------------------------- "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent." ----------------------------------------------
Cairo dog	Posted - 2006.02.13 11:12:00 - [29] Originally by: vanBuskirk Originally by: Samirol Doesn't really follow format but.... This Kid won't matter, he will never be able to figure it out You actually found that funny? Tells me everything I need to know about you. But its hilarious. -------------------------------------
Annebet Heran	Posted - 2006.02.13 11:15:00 - [30] Originally by: Tenacha Khan ....amarr... None, the emporer will hold the bulb up high whilst the world revolves around him. This applies to gallenteans as well, with President Foiritan holding the bulb. =) (And it's spelled Emperor, by the way.)
Culmen	Posted - 2006.02.13 14:25:00 - [31] I know i can't spell really should include a spell check feature in this forum
Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.02.13 14:26:00 - [32] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari ...forum *****s... One to yell "FIRST!" when he sees that the bulb's out, and a dozen to debate the best way to replace it, recount their personal experiences with changing lightbulbs, lightbulbs in general, and the concept of light, and post screenshots of lightbulbs, broken lightbulbs, and the process of replacing one. At some point we hope the bulb gets replaced, but that's not really the issue. This one was paraphrased really badly from an old usenet post on the same topic . Really? I actually just made that up on the spot, I had no idea...but if you can post the old one, please do! I think this one is the one. -- Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video. <3 Tachikomas -Eldo But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes Immy > You All - Imaran Tachikomas > All ~kieron POKEMON -eris Jacques was 'ere Capsicum still is
Koori	Posted - 2006.02.13 14:41:00 - [33] Originally by: Samirol Doesn't really follow format but.... This Kid won't matter, he will never be able to figure it out I hope that the kid is all wight by now :( And the maker of this movie should be killed for that... - ------------------------------------------- Helios enterprises is recruiting. 0% tax, 100% fun.
Draaken	Posted - 2006.02.13 14:45:00 - [34] Originally by: Samirol Doesn't really follow format but.... This Kid won't matter, he will never be able to figure it out I admit I had to snicker, but it's just not right to pull that kind of joke on a child IMO. Poor kid. ____________________ first!!1!! -Capsicum
Lori Carlyle	Posted - 2006.02.13 15:01:00 - [35] Originally by: Samirol Doesn't really follow format but.... This Kid won't matter, he will never be able to figure it out had to laugh but damn that kids gonna grow up with a big fear of computers.. heh hopefully i less gate camper to worry about.. Poor kid.. PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK ERISGREEN Eris <3 Meh!
Tenacha Khan	Posted - 2006.02.13 15:05:00 - [36] funny link I pwnt Wrangler - Tenacha
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.13 15:10:00 - [37] Originally by: Annebet Heran Originally by: Tenacha Khan ....amarr... None, the emporer will hold the bulb up high whilst the world revolves around him. This applies to gallenteans as well, with President Foiritan holding the bulb. =) (And it's spelled Emperor, by the way.) No, it's spelled emporor, he runs and emporium! A lightbulb emporium! -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques'
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.13 15:18:00 - [38] Originally by: Samirol Doesn't really follow format but.... This Kid won't matter, he will never be able to figure it out I laughed so damn hard when I saw that, I think I woke up my roommate...I gotta show him this later...That was SOOO wrong...that poor kid...I always got those dumbass things but I never thought to put them to good use and show them to my sister, back when she was little enough... -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\
JamesTalon	Posted - 2006.02.13 15:25:00 - [39] I was lucky I didn't burst out laughing. I'm in a computer lab with easily 40 other people in it That kid though...lol, I didn't think anything could be that funn Caldari Navy Surplus Me < all mods ~JamesTalon Please don't lie in your sig in the future - Wrangler Is sitting down ok? PS I changed it to worstest :) - Cortes
Wotar	Posted - 2006.02.13 16:07:00 - [40] ...ships & modules forum regulars... One to replace the bulb, one to tell you to try a passive lighting setup instead, and one to ask you why bother using bulbs, just use a neon tube instead.
JamesTalon	Posted - 2006.02.13 16:14:00 - [41] .....GMs..... They take days to get around to looking at it, and when they do, they send you an e-mail that they are looking into it, and take a few more days to finish it, only to find out that their records don't show a problem. <.< >.> runs Just kidding by the way, I know the GMs are working their butts off, and I appreciate it Caldari Navy Surplus Me < all mods ~JamesTalon Please don't lie in your sig in the future - Wrangler Is sitting down ok? PS I changed it to worstest :) - Cortes
Raem Civrie	Posted - 2006.02.13 16:46:00 - [42] ... Player Alliances.... Two hundred and one. Two hundred to sit in the corner and shout insults at the empty socket, one (who drew the short straw) to cautiously approach it with a blanket over his head and screw in the bulb with a long stick, after which the operation is called a roaring success. --- God-King of Genitalia
Hanns	Posted - 2006.02.13 17:30:00 - [43] Originally by: Dark Shikari Sorry if its offtopic, but my favorite: ...Dragonball Z characters... One, but it takes him three episodes to do it... Sounds like LOST lol Jacques 4tw - Hanns

Valar	Posted - 2006.02.13 17:34:00 - [44] Originally by: j0sephine Edited by: j0sephine on 13/02/2006 04:12:11 Can't take credit for this one, but it's still the best... ...EVE forum moderators.... Discussing moderation or moderators is not permitted on the forums. If you have any more questions, please feel free to email the moderator team at [email protected] ;s (think it's Valar that came up with it, but not sure. one of devs anyway) Damn, you stole my joke Watch out... when I originally posted this, I got a warning from Wrangler for impersonating a forum moderator. ------ Valar Quality assurance department CCP games How to write a good bugreport

Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.13 17:35:00 - [45] ...Mythbusters... Two. But first, they have to do a quick overview of how lightbulbs work, then investigate all folklore regarding lightlbulbs, then they test out ten different strange ways of screwing it in, and then they have to smash a few lightbulbs and explode a few more. -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques' Nikolai can post thrice as fast as me, and i'm uber -zhuge liang
Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.02.13 17:39:00 - [46] Originally by: Hanns Originally by: Dark Shikari Sorry if its offtopic, but my favorite: ...Dragonball Z characters... One, but it takes him three episodes to do it... Sounds like LOST lol Much worse They have fight scenes that seem to last 15 episodes yet consist of 3 frames total. Its without a doubt the worst thing from Japan besides Yu-Gi-Oh. -- Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video. <3 Tachikomas -Eldo But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes Immy > You All - Imaran Tachikomas > All ~kieron POKEMON -eris Jacques was 'ere Capsicum still is \| Jorauk was, but got hungry and left
Wrayeth	Posted - 2006.02.13 17:46:00 - [47] Originally by: Valar Damn, you stole my joke Watch out... when I originally posted this, I got a warning from Wrangler for impersonating a forum moderator. -Wrayeth
Kharakan	Posted - 2006.02.13 17:48:00 - [48] Originally by: Valar Originally by: j0sephine Edited by: j0sephine on 13/02/2006 04:12:11 Can't take credit for this one, but it's still the best... ...EVE forum moderators.... Discussing moderation or moderators is not permitted on the forums. If you have any more questions, please feel free to email the moderator team at [email protected] ;s (think it's Valar that came up with it, but not sure. one of devs anyway) Damn, you stole my joke Watch out... when I originally posted this, I got a warning from Wrangler for impersonating a forum moderator. Why didn't you fire him? Originally by: ParMizaN evry1ghasb a limiy... ...and ijust reached it ahaha... this signature space is claimed in the name of eris, haha I got to him first. neeneer I am annexing your space! Haha! I win! - Wrangler Imaran > Wrangler
Reevec	Posted - 2006.02.13 18:32:00 - [49] How many Caldari does it take to screw in a light bulb ? It doesn't matter, they all just stand back 50 yards and try to throw the bulb into the socket ... (Apologies to James) /Reevec
Eddie	Posted - 2006.02.13 18:40:00 - [50] Edited by: Eddie on 13/02/2006 18:40:37 Originally by: Samirol Doesn't really follow format but.... This Kid Poor kid Originally by: TomB It is a good day to be Jove oh thank GOD! I thought you were gonna wave the nerf bat around in this thread
NebulousBlur	Posted - 2006.02.13 19:29:00 - [51] Developers 1 to read the bug report about the broken lightbulb. 4 to discuss the ramifications of fixing the lightbulb as opposed to leaving it in it's current state. 1 to mention boobies as a possible replacement for lightbulbs, since they're round. 1 to decide to give the go ahead and replace the lightbulb. 1 to post a devblog about the upcoming lightbulb revamp and it's effect on the galaxy, as well as the new lightbulb skills that will be put into the game. 1 to answer forum posts about how fixing lightbulbs will ruin and/or save the game, and how lightbulbs are further proof that the devs favor the Caldari. 8 to program and implement a patch for the new lightbulb. 8 to work overtime upon deployment of the lightbulb revamp patch to fix the problems the patch causes when they try to insert the lightbulb into the universe. 1 to discover that the new lightbulb has no switch to turn it on or off and that there is additionally no power being supplied to the room that the socket is in. 1 to order new hardware to support the new lightbulb.
Capsicum	Posted - 2006.02.13 19:44:00 - [52] Is it just me, or are lightbulbs a little too small to scr... Meh, never mind. Tulpen zijn gaaf he? Our Website \| forum rules \| [email protected] Bestrafe mich! RAWR!1 - Jacques' The spicy one -Winterblink
Pyriell	Posted - 2006.02.13 19:51:00 - [53] How many forum *****s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10+. 1 to change the bulb and at least 9 to mention Chuck Norris, state how he would have roundhouse kicked the lightbulb and post other inane and irrelevant 'facts' about him.
JamesTalon	Posted - 2006.02.13 19:52:00 - [54] Originally by: Capsicum Is it just me, or are lightbulbs a little too small to scr... Meh, never mind. Caldari Navy Surplus Me < all mods ~JamesTalon Please don't lie in your sig in the future - Wrangler Is sitting down ok? PS I changed it to worstest :) - Cortes
Sarmaul	Posted - 2006.02.13 19:52:00 - [55] Originally by: Dark Shikari Sorry if its offtopic, but my favorite: ...Dragonball Z characters... One, but it takes him three episodes to do it... stop stealing my jokes Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Sarmaul 4tw.
Zenst	Posted - 2006.02.13 19:57:00 - [56] How many Serpentis/NORAD does it take to change a lightbulb - The lightbulb changed them :D
Ishen Villone	Posted - 2006.02.13 21:48:00 - [57] ...developers... After lengthy discussion, the developers have determined that the light bulb is working as intended.
Tas Devil	Posted - 2006.02.13 21:54:00 - [58] Originally by: NebulousBlur Developers 1 to read the bug report about the broken lightbulb. 4 to discuss the ramifications of fixing the lightbulb as opposed to leaving it in it's current state. 1 to mention boobies as a possible replacement for lightbulbs, since they're round. 1 to decide to give the go ahead and replace the lightbulb. 1 to post a devblog about the upcoming lightbulb revamp and it's effect on the galaxy, as well as the new lightbulb skills that will be put into the game. 1 to answer forum posts about how fixing lightbulbs will ruin and/or save the game, and how lightbulbs are further proof that the devs favor the Caldari. 8 to program and implement a patch for the new lightbulb. 8 to work overtime upon deployment of the lightbulb revamp patch to fix the problems the patch causes when they try to insert the lightbulb into the universe. 1 to discover that the new lightbulb has no switch to turn it on or off and that there is additionally no power being supplied to the room that the socket is in. 1 to order new hardware to support the new lightbulb. you forgot oveur to apologise for the **** ups and screw ups of everyone else afterwards... The best Laught ever ... Credit goes to TheKiller8 for this :)
Grigori Sokolov	Posted - 2006.02.13 21:55:00 - [59] ...Blood Raiders... Ten. One to screw in the lightbulb, while the other nine sit in the corner and do drugs. Seriously, they drop A LOT of drugs!
Weirda	Posted - 2006.02.13 22:33:00 - [60] Maya Rkell: NaN wouldn't actually fix the bulb, just tell everyone how idiotic they are for how they would fix it... and that it would be unbalanced anyways.... (please don't take that wrong!) Weirda: NaN Lightbulb? --> Must be something that "Third Person" use... __ Weirda ...balanced NOS change... Fix Assault Ship 4th Bonus and More!
Samirol	Posted - 2006.02.13 22:47:00 - [61] Yeah, the kid thing is wrong, but it made me laugh. Whether you like it or not, humans generally like seeing other humans than themselves suffer (why do you think survivor has been around a long time and still gets a lot of viewers) My 2 iskies
Capsicum	Posted - 2006.02.13 22:56:00 - [62] The kid movie links have been removed, it's not suitable for these forums. Please don't post the link again. forum rules \| [email protected] \| Our new Website! Tulips are great hey?
Bared Bel'Medar	Posted - 2006.02.13 23:10:00 - [63] Edited by: Bared Bel''Medar on 13/02/2006 23:14:55 ... Omega Corp: The entire corp, but it takes the Duke to declare the socket needs a new ight bulb, Olly to declare the declared bulb targeted, toon33 to scrable it, Soule to interview a new bulb for placement, Kren to begin removal of the old bulb, Bared and Flav to talk about how in the OLD days it would have been jumped before it had a chance to go out, the new guys to ask what it was like in the old days, Flav to begin speakin', and Kahlil and Drax to say it so it make sence. Iso and Toon to make fun of it in local, whilst Duke negotiates the nap with it. After the bulb has been screwed and NAP'ed, Bared and Iso will try to invent new ways to kill it while not actually violating the NAP, all the while bantering on TS. Imaran looks good in a dress though -Eris Added the '/' that Eris forgot. Da Doc's in da hizzouse! ~kieron
Merv DeGriff	Posted - 2006.02.13 23:58:00 - [64] Originally by: Valar Damn, you stole my joke Watch out... when I originally posted this, I got a warning from Wrangler for impersonating a forum moderator. Cool now Valar and the Dev's have kill rights on j0sephine. Poor guy is sooooo screwed. Hope he gets a good screen shot of the Jovian doomsday weapon for us.
Culmen	Posted - 2006.02.14 00:43:00 - [65] some how im glad i had used ...CCP... instead of ...Devs... i might have gone under their radar..... oops
Uther Doull	Posted - 2006.02.14 09:37:00 - [66] Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Hanns Originally by: Dark Shikari Sorry if its offtopic, but my favorite: ...Dragonball Z characters... One, but it takes him three episodes to do it... Sounds like LOST lol Much worse They have fight scenes that seem to last 15 episodes yet consist of 3 frames total. Its without a doubt the worst thing from Japan besides Yu-Gi-Oh. yeah, like in the frieza saga when the planet was going to explode in 5 minutes... those 5 minutes would take like 20 episodes or something. i never got those 10 hours of my life back buhuuu
BH Darkage	Posted - 2006.02.15 00:42:00 - [67] ...GMs... None, their logs cannot verify that the light bulb has infact broken, thus cannot issue a replacement lightbulb to be screwed in.
Sochin	Posted - 2006.02.15 01:08:00 - [68] Originally by: Uther Doull Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Hanns Originally by: Dark Shikari Sorry if its offtopic, but my favorite: ...Dragonball Z characters... One, but it takes him three episodes to do it... Sounds like LOST lol Much worse They have fight scenes that seem to last 15 episodes yet consist of 3 frames total. Its without a doubt the worst thing from Japan besides Yu-Gi-Oh. yeah, like in the frieza saga when the planet was going to explode in 5 minutes... those 5 minutes would take like 20 episodes or something. i never got those 10 hours of my life back buhuuu Lol exactly. They would just stand there and glare at eachother with their eyes twitching for like 5 minutes at a time. Nemo me impune lacessit
Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.02.15 01:09:00 - [69] Originally by: BH Darkage ...GMs... None, their logs cannot verify that the light bulb has infact broken, thus cannot issue a replacement lightbulb to be screwed in. From a bughunter ISD? -- Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video. <3 Tachikomas -Eldo But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes Immy > You All - Imaran Tachikomas > All ~kieron POKEMON -eris Jacques was 'ere Capsicum still is \| Jorauk was, but got hungry and left Everytime you turn down a duel, 1 unit of chicken appears on market -zhuge liang
Freya Runestone	Posted - 2006.02.15 01:16:00 - [70] Edited by: Freya Runestone on 15/02/2006 01:19:53 ...skills... 1 to operate lightbulb-exchangers 4 pre-reqs 7 pre-pre-reqs 10 to optimise lightbulb-exchanging, shorten cycle time, cpu use, cap use, lower penalties. and ofcourse learning skills to shorten skill learning time. __________________________________ the sig of Freya Runestone decided to take a vacation ... then on the beach it found a little bit of gold - Vanamonde If I may be so bold, it was only mould, Vanamonde - Cortes
Amaii Templ	Posted - 2006.02.15 07:40:00 - [71] ...Frog Morton Industries members... 6. One newbie in a Tech 1 frigate to carry the bulb and install it. One guy in an Apocalpyse to tank. Three guys in Ravens to launch cruise missiles. One guy in an Interceptor to wipe out frigates. I think we've beaten this one to death. So let's have a new one. How many ... Does it take to install a Tech 2 Flourscent Lightbulb? My Sunday Indy
Mrmuttley	Posted - 2006.02.15 09:56:00 - [72] Originally by: Freya Runestone Edited by: Freya Runestone on 15/02/2006 01:19:53 ...skills... 1 to operate lightbulb-exchangers 4 pre-reqs 7 pre-pre-reqs 10 to optimise lightbulb-exchanging, shorten cycle time, cpu use, cap use, lower penalties. and ofcourse learning skills to shorten skill learning time. Not forgetting the need to take lightbulb changing to level 5 and another two skills to level 4 to use T2 lightbulbs ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CEO of the Smoking Hillbilly's Check out SMK We are recruiting

Saucerhead	Posted - 2006.02.15 11:01:00 - [73] Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Hanns Originally by: Dark Shikari Sorry if its offtopic, but my favorite: ...Dragonball Z characters... One, but it takes him three episodes to do it... Sounds like LOST lol Much worse They have fight scenes that seem to last 15 episodes yet consist of 3 frames total. Its without a doubt the worst thing from Japan besides Yu-Gi-Oh. Hey, my mother loved watching Dragon ball! -- Read the Rules!

Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.02.15 11:02:00 - [74] Originally by: Saucerhead Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Hanns Originally by: Dark Shikari Sorry if its offtopic, but my favorite: ...Dragonball Z characters... One, but it takes him three episodes to do it... Sounds like LOST lol Much worse They have fight scenes that seem to last 15 episodes yet consist of 3 frames total. Its without a doubt the worst thing from Japan besides Yu-Gi-Oh. Hey, my mother loved watching Dragon ball! Wait, your mother watched Dragonball Z? -- Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video. <3 Tachikomas -Eldo But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes Immy > You All - Imaran Tachikomas > All ~kieron POKEMON -eris Jacques was 'ere Capsicum still is \| Jorauk was, but got hungry and left Everytime you turn down a duel, 1 unit of chicken appears on market -zhuge liang
Testy Mctest	Posted - 2006.02.15 11:18:00 - [75] ...Minmatar Specialists... Two, one to whine about how broken the bulb's light per second is, and one to tell him that everything's ok because Typhoons are more uber than lightbulbs when set up correctly. ...Rage And Terror members... Eleven, one to change it and ten friends all logged off staring at their logon screen waiting for someone to warp to the lightbulb. ...Missile Users... One, even if he's never screwed in a lightbulb before, because it's childsplay and requires little to no skill. ...Warp Stab Whiners... Near uncountable, because no matter how many get together, they still wont be able to figure out that you simply need more scramblers to stop the lightbulb warping off. ...Nos Whiners... One, because if you whine often enough, CCP will change the lightbulb for you regardless of whether it needs changing or not. ...Perfect Women... None, because they don't exist. The Eve Guild Wars Project!
Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.02.15 11:25:00 - [76] ...Otaku... They debate the best way to remove the light bulb. Within a few minutes, the topic has changed to Fullmetal Alchemist. After about 2 hours, they have completely forgotten about the lightbulb. They sit down and watch Evangelion. -- Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video. <3 Tachikomas -Eldo But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes Immy > You All - Imaran Tachikomas > All ~kieron POKEMON -eris Jacques was 'ere Capsicum still is \| Jorauk was, but got hungry and left Everytime you turn down a duel, 1 unit of chicken appears on market -zhuge liang
Lardarz B'stard	Posted - 2006.02.15 11:47:00 - [77] ..Dark Shikari's.... ONE: One to point out that the lightbulb probably doesn't need fixing and all attempts to prove otherwise are based on maths that doesn't add up. Same one to then waffle about the reasons behind the failure of the lightbulb in the first place and to point out that he was the first to have noticed it in the first place and had the answer all along. Same one again to calculate the given timeframes for replacing the lightbulb and the likely impact on the use of light in the future. Same one to then sell a service offering lightbulb-fitting-requirements analysis at a cost of 5% of the derived light from the bulb based on size. Same one to come up with mathematical and theoretical arguments against anything anyone else says about the theories of lightbulb fitting propsed. Same one once more to then add 'Blue robot Tackimotowotsits FTW' at the end
Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.02.15 11:48:00 - [78] Originally by: Lardarz B'stard ..Dark Shikari's.... ONE: One to point out that the lightbulb probably doesn't need fixing and all attempts to prove otherwise are based on maths that doesn't add up. Same one to then waffle about the reasons behind the failure of the lightbulb in the first place and to point out that he was the first to have noticed it in the first place and had the answer all along. Same one again to calculate the given timeframes for replacing the lightbulb and the likely impact on the use of light in the future. Same one to then sell a service offering lightbulb-fitting-requirements analysis at a cost of 5% of the derived light from the bulb based on size. Same one to come up with mathematical and theoretical arguments against anything anyone else says about the theories of lightbulb fitting propsed. Same one once more to then add 'Blue robot Tackimotowotsits FTW' at the end I love it -- Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video. <3 Tachikomas -Eldo But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes Immy > You All - Imaran Tachikomas > All ~kieron POKEMON -eris Jacques was 'ere Capsicum still is \| Jorauk was, but got hungry and left Everytime you turn down a duel, 1 unit of chicken appears on market -zhuge liang
Amaii Templ	Posted - 2006.02.18 00:42:00 - [79] ...Soundtracks... Three. None of which are played by the EvE Jukebox. Even though Eve Rock 03 would be perfect for changing lightbulbs, everyone instead just loads up NSynch's Space Cowboy, Nightwish's 10th Man Down, and System of a Down's Radio Video to change their lightbulbs. Because EvE didn't deign to give us the good music in the jukebox. Unless they've extracted the .ogg files from the stuff. Then they listen to EvE Rock 03. My Sunday Indy
niko86	Posted - 2006.02.18 00:48:00 - [80] Wants Tachikoma teddy like in Darks sig - Transire suum pectus mundoque potiri
Retsil Evad	Posted - 2006.02.18 03:10:00 - [81] Originally by: Annebet Heran Originally by: Tenacha Khan ....amarr... None, the emporer will hold the bulb up high whilst the world revolves around him. This applies to gallenteans as well, with President Foiritan holding the bulb. =) (And it's spelled Emperor, by the way.) How does he stop his butthole being burnt?
Benglada	Posted - 2006.02.18 04:13:00 - [82] How many Amarr does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. The minmatar do it for them. --------------------------- Originally by: Wrangler Unfrtinately you dnot get to vote..
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.18 04:19:00 - [83] ...Khanids... None. They combined Amarrian experience with tungsten filaments and superior Caldari electronics to create a lightbulb that never burns out. -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques' Nikolai can post twice as fast as me, and i'm uber -zhuge liang Uhm, I'm new to this, does this work? clickety Oveur
Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.02.18 04:21:00 - [84] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari ...Khanids... None. They combined Amarrian experience with tungsten filaments and superior Caldari electronics to create a lightbulb that never burns out. More accurately: ...Khanids... They combine Amarr and Caldari technology to create a bulb that is half the brightness, takes twice the power, and looks really ugly. They decide to call it the Sacriledge. -- Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video. <3 Tachikomas -Eldo But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes Immy > You All - Imaran Tachikomas > All ~kieron POKEMON -eris Jacques was 'ere Capsicum still is \| Jorauk was, but got hungry and left Everytime you turn down a duel, 1 unit of chicken appears on market -zhuge liang Naughty, naughty, resize teh sig, as a member of the 23 you should know better! Not to exceed 24000 kbs please :) - Cortes
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.18 04:22:00 - [85] Edited by: Nikolai Nuvolari on 18/02/2006 04:23:57 Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari ...Khanids... None. They combined Amarrian experience with tungsten filaments and superior Caldari electronics to create a lightbulb that never burns out. More accurately: ...Khanids... They combine Amarr and Caldari technology to create a bulb that is half the brightness, takes twice the power, and looks really ugly. They decide to call it the Sacriledge. The Malediction, Vengeance, and especially Heretic are really sexy though, regardless of whether they're actually any good... But you totally ignored my observation that Amarrians know the most about tungsten (Amarrian armor technology is based on tungsten carbide) and Caldari know the most about electronics, hence the best lig-- Oh, nevermind. -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques' Nikolai can post twice as fast as me, and i'm uber -zhuge liang Uhm, I'm new to this, does this work? clickety Oveur
Benglada	Posted - 2006.02.18 04:22:00 - [86] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari ...Khanids... None. They combined Amarrian experience with tungsten filaments and superior Caldari electronics to create a lightbulb that never burns out. Un fortunatly due to faulty manufacturing, Said un burnable bulbs burn out after 12 hours of use and everyone continues to point and laugh at khanids attempt to make something work. (see sacralidge and vengeance) --------------------------- Originally by: Wrangler Unfrtinately you dnot get to vote..
Benglada	Posted - 2006.02.18 04:23:00 - [87] Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari ...Khanids... None. They combined Amarrian experience with tungsten filaments and superior Caldari electronics to create a lightbulb that never burns out. More accurately: ...Khanids... They combine Amarr and Caldari technology to create a bulb that is half the brightness, takes twice the power, and looks really ugly. They decide to call it the Sacriledge. I just got sniped. --------------------------- Originally by: Wrangler Unfrtinately you dnot get to vote..
Dark Shikari	Posted - 2006.02.18 04:24:00 - [88] Originally by: Benglada I just got sniped. Sniped? [UT2004voice]HEADSHOT[/UT2004voice] -- Proud member of the [23]. The Tachikomas are DEAD! Click sig for video. <3 Tachikomas -Eldo But I'm the cutest of them all, and I'm not even a blue robot - Wrangler I have seen you. You cannot deny it anymore - Vanamonde You used to be one of the twenty three, now you are a part of me - Cortes Immy > You All - Imaran Tachikomas > All ~kieron POKEMON -eris Jacques was 'ere Capsicum still is \| Jorauk was, but got hungry and left Everytime you turn down a duel, 1 unit of chicken appears on market -zhuge liang Naughty, naughty, resize teh sig, as a member of the 23 you should know better! Not to exceed 24000 kbs please :) - Cortes
Nikolai Nuvolari	Posted - 2006.02.18 04:27:00 - [89] Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Benglada I just got sniped. Sniped? [UT2004voice]HEADSHOT[/UT2004voice] No, I believe the correct response would be... [FPS Doug voice] BOOM HEADSHOT!!! [/FPS Doug voice] -------------------------------------[04:04:04] Tom Thumb > for a nut case you rawk [04:21:15] Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Nik's bio 4tw btw [07:38:53] Graelyn > Nikolai for Dev 108! Stop whining about my signature - Wrangler \o/ ~kieron [\"] -Capsicum <3 -eris you wanted colours now you have them :) -eris..again Donuts and cAKe anyone? Jacques' Nikolai can post twice as fast as me, and i'm uber -zhuge liang Uhm, I'm new to this, does this work? clickety Oveur
Benglada	Posted - 2006.02.18 04:51:00 - [90] Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari Originally by: Dark Shikari Originally by: Benglada I just got sniped. Sniped? [UT2004voice]HEADSHOT[/UT2004voice] No, I believe the correct response would be... [FPS Doug voice] BOOM HEADSHOT!!! [/FPS Doug voice] lol. --------------------------- Originally by: Wrangler Unfrtinately you dnot get to vote..

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