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Dangirdas Bachir
Direct Support Initiative
701
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Posted - 2013.11.30 13:03:00 -
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Please, it's not like i was going to die. It's fixed now, the operation might have been expensive, but me poding myself and buying all those implants would have costed me twice the amount. The only reason i shared this with you is that you won't make the same mistake as me. EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H |
Zhaceera Armerarram
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2013.11.30 13:19:00 -
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Jara Blackwind wrote:What's wrong with Rens? It's a lively and perfectly fine place if you don't do stupid things.
Surely you have never decanted in Amamake.
Cut quarters in "entertainment industry" is a stupid thing. Textbook stupid thing.
Maybe it would be worse if it was "Hotrardik", unless you are fond of that sort of thing. "If justice is not for everyone, it is for no one." |
Captain Hoax
Traveler 52
2
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Posted - 2013.11.30 15:00:00 -
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Dangirdas Bachir wrote:Please, it's not like i was going to die. It's fixed now, the operation might have been expensive, but me poding myself and buying all those implants again, would have costed me twice the amount. The only reason I shared this with you, is that i don't want anyone else to make the same mistake as me.
one: hire a hooker, even a certified gallente consort, and fail to use a rubber - you only have yourself to blame when you come home with warts.
two: spend a day in a matari station without using a soft-clone and your gona have a bad time.
Three: next time you try a stunt like this and you die, can I have your corpse? ...for reasons. |
Gabriel Darkefyre
Gradient Electus Matari
167
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Posted - 2013.11.30 21:18:00 -
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To be frank, I'm not surprised at this. Not because it was Rens, I've heard plenty of similar tales from my ships MD about marines under my command when I was flying from Villore and then Nisuwa for the FDU.
It's a universal truism, you get what you pay for. And when you look for a Lady of Negotiable Affections on a shoestring budget and fail to use any protection, the ships MD inevitably gets some amusing anecdotes. |
Dangirdas Bachir
Direct Support Initiative
702
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Posted - 2013.12.01 13:57:00 -
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Captain Hoax wrote:Dangirdas Bachir wrote:Please, it's not like i was going to die. It's fixed now, the operation might have been expensive, but me poding myself and buying all those implants again, would have costed me twice the amount. The only reason I shared this with you, is that i don't want anyone else to make the same mistake as me. one: hire a hooker, even a certified gallente consort, and fail to use a rubber - you only have yourself to blame when you come home with warts. two: spend a day in a matari station without using a soft-clone and your gona have a bad time. Three: next time you try a stunt like this and you die, can I have your corpse? ...for reasons. You can have my corpse, as long as you sexually abuse it, and not sell my functioning organs on the black market. EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H |
Erica Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
1508
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Posted - 2013.12.01 20:11:00 -
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Dangirdas Bachir wrote:You can have my corpse, as long as you sexually abuse it, and not sell my functioning organs on the black market. You sir are an idiot.
Although a likeable one.
Major (Ret.) Caldary Naval Militia | Morale Officer (Pinup model) CEO Nighthawk Exploration | Just an innocent explorer passing through-á pâä OOPE Pinup Calender applications |
Dangirdas Bachir
Direct Support Initiative
702
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Posted - 2013.12.01 21:13:00 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:Dangirdas Bachir wrote:You can have my corpse, as long as you sexually abuse it, and not sell my functioning organs on the black market. You sir are an idiot. Although a likeable one. Well this just lightened my day. EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H |
Erica Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
1527
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Posted - 2013.12.01 22:45:00 -
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Dangirdas Bachir wrote:Erica Dusette wrote:Dangirdas Bachir wrote:You can have my corpse, as long as you sexually abuse it, and not sell my functioning organs on the black market. You sir are an idiot. Although a likeable one. Well this just lightened my day. I'm glad.
However just so we're clear, that is not a symbol of affection, not an offer to have your babies, nor a sign of any willingness to help you with personal revenge-issues or the subsequent sexual tension. Major (Ret.) Caldary Naval Militia | Morale Officer (Pinup model) CEO Nighthawk Exploration | Just an innocent explorer passing through-á pâä OOPE Pinup Calender applications |
Dangirdas Bachir
Direct Support Initiative
702
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Posted - 2013.12.02 08:06:00 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:Dangirdas Bachir wrote:Erica Dusette wrote:Dangirdas Bachir wrote:You can have my corpse, as long as you sexually abuse it, and not sell my functioning organs on the black market. You sir are an idiot. Although a likeable one. Well this just lightened my day. I'm glad. However just so we're clear, that is not a symbol of affection, not an offer to have your babies, nor a sign of any willingness to help you with personal revenge-issues or the subsequent sexual tension. Aaawww, and I was starting to think that we could have wormhole babies together. I guess I will just keep on dreaming. EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H |
Erica Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
1542
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Posted - 2013.12.02 10:39:00 -
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Well now you're just being obscene.
Possibly just the Gallente heritage shining through, as it's certainly not in line with your recent affiliation with CONCORD.
Well, unless we're talking leading thousands of brave capsuleers to their slaughter. I guess that was pretty obscene.
Not sure, but perhaps you were more likable when you were bent on genocide? Seems now that you've laid most of your weapons down you can't let go of the last one. Be careful waving it about Mr Bachir, or following it's whispers blindly. Major (Ret.) Caldary Naval Militia | Morale Officer (Pinup model) CEO Nighthawk Exploration | Just an innocent explorer passing through-á pâä OOPE Pinup Calender applications |
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Jennifer Maxwell
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
36
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Posted - 2013.12.02 10:40:00 -
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You've added another reason to the list of why I should not go to Rens.
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Ava Starfire
Stormcrows
1306
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Posted - 2013.12.02 15:12:00 -
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Rens is the classiest of all the hubs.
No lie. "There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception."
-Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North" |
Anatole Madullier
Alexylva Paradox
162
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Posted - 2013.12.02 15:24:00 -
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Dangirdas Bachir wrote:I took a trip to the local doctor and he had never seen this type of, "bumps" before. He doesn't think it's permanent, but treatment for it will cost me a good amount of ISK.
Aha!
Ahahahaha!
Ahahahahahahaha!
Oh man...
aÑÉ |
Yu Tasogare
The TERRA Guardians of Serenity
0
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Posted - 2013.12.02 16:47:00 -
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*facepalms* you've got to be kidding me... as some other posters have said, you couldn't have asked for a license? You get what you pay for I suppose... and what's this about him being bent on genocide? |
Constantin Baracca
291
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:20:00 -
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Yu Tasogare wrote:*facepalms* you've got to be kidding me... as some other posters have said, you couldn't have asked for a license? You get what you pay for I suppose... and what's this about him being bent on genocide?
He doesn't seem to be any more bent on genocide anymore, at least not more than we might say is normal for a nationalist pilot. Originally he wanted to kill all Amarrians, but has since softened his stance. Such is the power of the IGS, really, that we can actually sometimes learn from each other and rise above the propaganda and hyperbole.
It's not a regular occurrence, but it does happen. It's a bit like when I was younger and everyone wore collars so tall they literally cut off a goodly chunk of your peripheral vision. Eventually, we may yet realize that fighting for the sake of nationalistic squabbles was a costly, ridiculous exercise done so that we could fit in and hopefully impress women.
I look forward to the day when everyone wonders what all the fuss was about. What would be the socio-political version of being thankful that you can turn your head and see the people beside you? "What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"
-Matthew 16:26 |
Slaver Filth
Council of Apostles
427
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:21:00 -
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To be honest we Amarrians do not have much experience with paying for sex. Being the religious sort we tend mostly to be the faithful married types. The greater concern here in this sad little tale is that a pilot with implants was out of his capsule around unscreened humans. Seems like an invitation to permanent death.
The levels of security anyone has to pass to get into physical proximity with me would preclude any disease carrier from being in the same room as me let along in my bed.
Do not be negligent and forget we are immortal only so long as we can transmit our mind to the next clone at the moment of death. You get killed in a massage parlor and you stay dead, just another cooling meat sack. The bumps are the least of your worries, you need to rethink your personal security protocols. "Child of Amarr seek not warmth in our cold hearts,-á we are the old serpent of New Eden and you must do your part, revel in our viciousness, we rule by venom and our strike is merciless, "-á |
Yu Tasogare
The TERRA Guardians of Serenity
1
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:30:00 -
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Slaver Filth wrote:To be honest we Amarrians do not have much experience with paying for sex. Being the religious sort we tend mostly to be the faithful married types. The greater concern here in this sad little tale is that a pilot with implants was out of his capsule around unscreened humans. Seems like an invitation to permanent death.
The levels of security anyone has to pass to get into physical proximity with me would preclude any disease carrier from being in the same room as me let along in my bed.
Do not be negligent and forget we are immortal only so long as we can transmit our mind to the next clone at the moment of death. You get killed in a massage parlor and you stay dead, just another cooling meat sack. The bumps are the least of your worries, you need to rethink your personal security protocols. You've clearly haven't heard of soft cloning have you? It's a back up plan just in case we die outside of our pods... although it does have the disadvantage of having to be updated regularly to keep the clones mental state close to your most current self. which is why I update mine every week! |
Slaver Filth
Council of Apostles
427
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:38:00 -
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Yu Tasogare wrote:Slaver Filth wrote:To be honest we Amarrians do not have much experience with paying for sex. Being the religious sort we tend mostly to be the faithful married types. The greater concern here in this sad little tale is that a pilot with implants was out of his capsule around unscreened humans. Seems like an invitation to permanent death.
The levels of security anyone has to pass to get into physical proximity with me would preclude any disease carrier from being in the same room as me let along in my bed.
Do not be negligent and forget we are immortal only so long as we can transmit our mind to the next clone at the moment of death. You get killed in a massage parlor and you stay dead, just another cooling meat sack. The bumps are the least of your worries, you need to rethink your personal security protocols. You've clearly haven't heard of soft cloning have you? It's a back up plan just in case we die outside of our pods... although it does have the disadvantage of having to be updated regularly to keep the clones mental state close to your most current self. which is why I update mine every week! I have heard of it. I am not willing to bet my life on it. Are you?
Until it has been proven, which it has not officially been deemed as of yet, I'll let you younger bolder capsuleers rely upon it.
I'll continue with the tried and true methods of survival. "Child of Amarr seek not warmth in our cold hearts,-á we are the old serpent of New Eden and you must do your part, revel in our viciousness, we rule by venom and our strike is merciless, "-á |
Yu Tasogare
The TERRA Guardians of Serenity
1
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Posted - 2013.12.02 17:57:00 -
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very well. I understand Slaver seeing as taking chances can cost one dearly. |
Dangirdas Bachir
Direct Support Initiative
706
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Posted - 2013.12.02 18:15:00 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:Well now you're just being obscene.
Possibly just the Gallente heritage shining through, as it's certainly not in line with your recent affiliation with CONCORD.
Well, unless we're talking leading thousands of brave capsuleers to their slaughter. I guess that was pretty obscene.
Not sure, but perhaps you were more likable when you were bent on genocide? Seems now that you've laid most of your weapons down you can't let go of the last one. Be careful waving it about Mr Bachir, or following it's whispers blindly. My affiliation with Concord has nothing to do with my personality. We just stand for the same ideas, and to a degree I have to thank you for that. IGÇÖm sorry that I frankly am GÇ£obsceneGÇ¥, but the matter of fact is that I donGÇÖt give a flying sleeperfuck. Also I was not the one to pick up on the topic of anything sexual; I just said that you lightened my day. I hope we can still be friends and not have a grudge over this Ms Dusette.
EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H |
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Erica Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
1555
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Posted - 2013.12.02 23:25:00 -
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Dangirdas Bachir wrote:Also I was not the one to pick up on the topic of anything sexual; Yes you were. How did this thread even come about?
Quote: I just said that you lightened my day. I hope we can still be friends and not have a grudge over this Ms Dusette. Of course. I was just pointing something out, I'm not upset.
There's only one man in the galaxy who I hold a grudge against, Mr Bachir, and it's not you. Major (Ret.) Caldary Naval Militia | Morale Officer (Pinup model) CEO Nighthawk Exploration | Just an innocent explorer passing through-á pâä OOPE Pinup Calender applications |
Dangirdas Bachir
Direct Support Initiative
710
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Posted - 2013.12.03 07:12:00 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:Dangirdas Bachir wrote:Also I was not the one to pick up on the topic of anything sexual; Yes you were. How did this thread even come about? Quote: I just said that you lightened my day. I hope we can still be friends and not have a grudge over this Ms Dusette. Of course. I was just pointing something out, I'm not upset. There's only one man in the galaxy who I hold a grudge against, Mr Bachir, and it's not you. Alright, you got me on this one. Might I ask who this person you hold a grudge against is? EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H |
Erica Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
1559
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Posted - 2013.12.03 07:30:00 -
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His name is Bruce. Someone I knew a long time ago. Major (Ret.) Caldary Naval Militia | Morale Officer (Pinup model) CEO Nighthawk Exploration | Just an innocent explorer passing through-á pâä OOPE Pinup Calender applications |
Dangirdas Bachir
Direct Support Initiative
710
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Posted - 2013.12.03 08:03:00 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:His name is Bruce. Someone I knew a long time ago. Might you share why you have a grudge against this "Bruce"? EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H |
Erica Dusette
Nighthawk Exploration
1559
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Posted - 2013.12.03 08:21:00 -
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Dangirdas Bachir wrote:Erica Dusette wrote:His name is Bruce. Someone I knew a long time ago. Might you share why you have a grudge against this "Bruce"? Negative. Major (Ret.) Caldary Naval Militia | Morale Officer (Pinup model) CEO Nighthawk Exploration | Just an innocent explorer passing through-á pâä OOPE Pinup Calender applications |
Dangirdas Bachir
Direct Support Initiative
710
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Posted - 2013.12.03 08:48:00 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:Dangirdas Bachir wrote:Erica Dusette wrote:His name is Bruce. Someone I knew a long time ago. Might you share why you have a grudge against this "Bruce"? Negative. I can live with that. EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H |
Samoth Egnoled
28487
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Posted - 2013.12.03 11:36:00 -
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Dangirdas,
I pitty your need to pay for such services. There are plenty of women out there, who for a little bit of your time and concideration will provide such services for free, and on a regular basis. They also provide good companionship. I have a cure for those bumps btw.... but it involves activating a new clone... Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Dangirdas Bachir
Direct Support Initiative
710
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Posted - 2013.12.03 11:41:00 -
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Samoth Egnoled wrote:Dangirdas,
I pitty your need to pay for such services. There are plenty of women out there, who for a little bit of your time and concideration will provide such services for free, and on a regular basis. They also provide good companionship. I have a cure for those bumps btw.... but it involves activating a new clone... Oh those bumps are no longer a problem, I got them removed by some hella expensive laser surgery. I've got these nasty scars now though. EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H |
Samoth Egnoled
28489
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Posted - 2013.12.03 11:54:00 -
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well, thats the great thing about my cure, it cure's every thing.
May lead to loss of life Ego Sum Mortem Incarnatum - I Am Death Incarnate |
Dangirdas Bachir
Direct Support Initiative
710
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Posted - 2013.12.03 11:59:00 -
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Samoth Egnoled wrote:well, thats the great thing about my cure, it cure's every thing. May lead to loss of life And also loss of really expensive augments. EVE EVE STARGALACTIC CITY B I T C H |
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