|Posted - 2014.01.25 22:00:00 -
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This was a couple of days ago, if by any chance the person that almost blew me up reads this, then you win 1 free internet
Since I'm a big fan of space and anything related to space in general, after reading about wormholes I was extremely interested in taking a look at how a ''theorical'' wormhole would look like. I did a facecheck and ended in a J2xxx system, I was in a Heron just practicing probing in general since I hadn't done much of it, so my first mistake was holding cloak right beside the WH entrance, I was probing the signatures but then I noticed in my overview a flashy popped up and then I dropped my pants when I saw that the cloak had deactivated buuuuutt... It was a T1 Industrial,me being a noob, just shrugged, recloaked and continued probing the signatures, BIG MISTAKE, moments later, another flashy comes into overview, this time, a Purifier, and for some ******** reason my cloak deactivated again, I managed to cloak before he locked but I tried to burn away from him at top speed with cloak (LOL) and ate a bomb that left at at around 50% hull. I was unzipping my pants and reaching for some lube but then....
He only dropped 1 bomb, I don't know if he though I was dead but he burned straight ahead around 45km, I decided to take my chances and dropped cloak and hit the AB and the DCU module and burned to the entrance, he turned around, launched another bomb but it was far away and only hit for around 75, I walked out, alive, RELIEF.
My heart was pumping, what was supposed to be a training turned into a game of a fat animal vs a lion in a savanna, I was thinking to myself, what kind of masochist goes into a wormhole just to suffer a death like this and Lo... A email pops on my NEOCOM from the attacker asking me what the hell I was doing there and If I didn't see their POS on Dscan.
Turns out, It was a misunderstanding from both sides, Apparently my presence was enough to cause them to **** their pants (it was the other way around) and they though I was a scout for a big arse fleet about to pop into their system.
We exchanged a couple of mails about the experience, I did end up apologizing for the scare since it wasn't my intention at all and they may had to change pants as well.
I just want to join a wormhole corp :(
EvE is more KOS than Dayz KOS.
So if like, there's any newbie wormhole corp, I'd like to join you :)