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Redpants
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.01.06 02:00:00 -
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Hey hey hey I'm back in New Eden!!!
The last time I pulled into station it was October 2008. Let me think...there was a war going on between B.O.B. and the Goons. There was some crazy **** called Wormhole space and a bunch of new places on the map. Nobody had been there yet but the rumors of loot were intriguing. We were all going to be walking in stations soon. That sounded exciting but not nearly as cool as the new tractor beams we just got.
I was so clever, I took a destroyer and put 8 of them on as a dedicated looter and went collecting goodies after a mission. I bet none of you caught on to that since then ;)
Factions went to war and we celebrated warping to zero with dancing and champagne.
Now here I am in January 2014 and holy **** WTF game is this?! It's so shiny! I made an avatar for my guy. He looks as much of a scumbag as he should. I see I'm walking around in the station, but only in a closet with a window and some TV's. That's exciting.
I checked my wallet with anticipation. 55M ISK!! Yeah baby I'm rich! I was pumped! Then I remembered. That's not much. I'm broke. A visit to my friendly insurance agent in station confirmed this when all I have would just pay to cover my BS. I guess I have some work to do.
I have an outdated clone in X-R3 something or other (where the hell is that?)
I feel like a fish out of water. I had to take 2 turrets off my Hyperion just to undock. The GUI has so much new stuff. Where's my learning skills? 700+ items in my main station and I can't remember what half of them are good for. Where's the white gas cloud that defined the Essence Region? I don't care, the new space is beautiful. Stunning even.
So what have I missed? What's happening now? Dust? Sounds good I guess. Oh and I need to make a buck, do I start running L1 missions again and hope I don't lose my ass? What's the skinny 6 years later kids? I'm glad to be back! |

Liang Nuren
Heretic Army Heretic Initiative
4301
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Posted - 2014.01.06 02:07:00 -
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Well, I wouldn't go undocking a battleship in hostile null sec just quite yet. I'd jump clone back to high sec for a few days and try to get your feet back under you as far as actually moving ships around. Buy a frigate or cruiser and go run a couple of level 1/level 2 missions - not for the money, but just so you remember how to move.
Then try to connect up with people in the game. If you're in null sec you're obviously in the intel channels already, so make sure to hit the locals up. A good conversation in local will likely bring you mostly back up to speed.
Also, welcome back. :)
-Liang Normally on 5:00 -> 9-10:00 Eve (Aus TZ?) Blog: http://liangnuren.wordpress.com PVP Videos: http://www.youtube.com/user/LiangNuren/videos Twitter: http://twitter.com/LiangNuren
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Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
227
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Posted - 2014.01.06 02:08:00 -
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Learning skills are gone, you should find some unspent skill points that were reimbursed to you when those skills were removed from the game. |

silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
2816
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Posted - 2014.01.06 02:45:00 -
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Pix Severus wrote:Learning skills are gone, you should find some unspent skill points that were reimbursed to you when those skills were removed from the game. ^^ This. Spend them wisely.
Seriously recommend getting yer butt to a n00b system and re-running the Aura tutorials, to get yourself grounded again. Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
8824
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Posted - 2014.01.06 02:59:00 -
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People feel the need to resub after absence without actually seeing what has been added/changed, only to run to GD and post a "blah blah what did I miss har har" thread.
Everything. Everything has changed. You should read about it sometime. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

James Amril-Kesh
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
8122
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Posted - 2014.01.06 03:04:00 -
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Liang Nuren wrote:If you're in null sec you're obviously in the intel channels already He's probably been kicked out of them. My EVE Videos |

NEONOVUS
Diabolically Sexy Eureka-Secret Science R Us
775
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Posted - 2014.01.06 03:08:00 -
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Eve died and was reborn About 60 times from my understanding. If along the way the phoenix flames should have scorched your belongings I recomend against giving the remaining to some one in Jita local. Beyond that all the t1 and faction ships are different new ships are in and the phoenix sucks while the naglafar is about to become the primary fleet ship. Oh and its the year of the Gallente so train them up. And http://youtu.be/c3miHCIJqp4?t=46s |

Liang Nuren
Heretic Army Heretic Initiative
4302
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Posted - 2014.01.06 03:29:00 -
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James Amril-Kesh wrote:Liang Nuren wrote:If you're in null sec you're obviously in the intel channels already He's probably been kicked out of them.
I meant, "broadcasted in the intel channels". Eg, don't ******* undock or you'll be nuked.
-Liang Normally on 5:00 -> 9-10:00 Eve (Aus TZ?) Blog: http://liangnuren.wordpress.com PVP Videos: http://www.youtube.com/user/LiangNuren/videos Twitter: http://twitter.com/LiangNuren
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Felicity Love
Whore and Peace
1434
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Posted - 2014.01.06 04:05:00 -
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... we all spend alot of time in our Captain's Quarters wondering whats behind that frelling door...
WB. 
Can't have a proper Apocalypse without "The Man", Johnny Cash. -áTrue story.
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KnowUsByTheDead
New Eden Federation Of Justice
891
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Posted - 2014.01.06 04:24:00 -
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We are now currently charging for "I'm Back" posts.
10mil isk allows you to post in GD for a year.
You can send the isk to this character under the reason of "forum permits."
You must then give your fealty in your bio to one of the resident GD trolls. (I choose Unsuccessful At Everything...he's pretty funny.)
I happily await your permit purchase.
Have a nice day.  Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á |
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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
2817
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Posted - 2014.01.06 04:47:00 -
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Felicity Love wrote:... we all spend alot of time in our Captain's Quarters wondering whats behind that frelling door...
The tone of this post combined with your avatar... Perfect.  Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc |

Kawaiian Breeze
State War Academy Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2014.01.06 05:50:00 -
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Goons achieved ultimate victory over BOB and destroyed them forever and are now, once again waging a war against the forces of elite pvp who conquer and control vast swathes of 0.0 space only to rent it out.
This would be an impossible task for such a small group of players but they have consolidated many many supercapitals into one group and effectively control half of 0.0 with about 300 active pilots.
So essentially nothing has changed      |

ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
4641
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Posted - 2014.01.06 05:53:00 -
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COMING BACK TO EVE: What's changed since I got old? Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |

Redpants
The Scope Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2014.01.06 06:42:00 -
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Thanks for the responses everybody. At this point i'm still becoming familiar with the GUI again lol. I've kept abreast of some of the happenings with this game over the years but with no hands on experience happening it loses some context. I can't speak for everybody that posts their I"m back after X years posts, but I don't expect a run down of every Dev blog for each expansion I've missed.
What stands out or important to people varies, so I gained some extra insight into some things from this thread and had some people hit me up in game to talk already, which has been very cool. I have to say if there wasn't at least one person responding to this post yelling from the rafters how it's a waste of space, I'd wonder what happened to the community. That said I expected someone to suggest I leave the game again for another 5 years for posting how I'm back in GD. :P This is a much warmer reception lol |
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CCP Falcon
5484

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Posted - 2014.01.06 11:07:00 -
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Do you still wear red pants, or do you now just have a random name?

Also, welcome back... 
CCP Falcon -á || -á EVE Community Manager -á || -á EVE Illuminati
@CCP_Falcon -á || -á-á@EVE_LiveEvents |
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Charlie Firpol
Noob Mercs Monkeys with Guns.
97
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Posted - 2014.01.06 11:17:00 -
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I am never going to click on a FHC link again. So incredibly bad. |

Plug in Baby
Crouching Woman Hidden Cucumber
78
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Posted - 2014.01.06 12:48:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Everything. Everything has changed. You should read about it sometime.
By 'Everything' he means 'Little' If you last played in 2008 your last few patches probably contained more content than the past few years, other than a few balance changes.
On the plus side you joined just in time to experience the tail end of Dust 514. This is not a forum alt, this is a forum main. |

Oxide Ammar
Equilibrium Tech Labs
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Posted - 2014.01.06 12:49:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:People feel the need to resub after absence without actually seeing what has been added/changed, only to run to GD and post a "blah blah what did I miss har har" thread.
Everything. Everything has changed. You should read about it sometime.
You want him to check the patch notes from 2008 till date ? are you brain dead or something ? |

Plug in Baby
Crouching Woman Hidden Cucumber
78
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Posted - 2014.01.06 12:57:00 -
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Oxide Ammar wrote:You want him to check the patch notes from 2008 till date ? are you brain dead or something ?
Warp speed changes Super changes Some T1 small ships are worth flying now New BCs T2 rigs Micro Jump Drive ASB Easier scanning
Thats pretty much all you need to know, far less than you had to learn after Apocrypha or Trinity
+ A tonne of 'bearing stuff that sometimes cyno jams your system + Plenty changes to nerf suicide ganking.
This is not a forum alt, this is a forum main. |

NEONOVUS
Diabolically Sexy Eureka-Secret Science R Us
775
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Posted - 2014.01.06 13:51:00 -
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Revitalized faction warfare Significant back end stuff A launcher that few use
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James Amril-Kesh
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
8128
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Posted - 2014.01.06 13:55:00 -
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Liang Nuren wrote:James Amril-Kesh wrote:Liang Nuren wrote:If you're in null sec you're obviously in the intel channels already He's probably been kicked out of them. I meant, "broadcasted in the intel channels". Eg, don't ******* undock or you'll be nuked. -Liang Right, of course. My EVE Videos |

Ka'Narlist
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
106
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Posted - 2014.01.06 13:56:00 -
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Write a petition that you just resubbed and a GM will move your battleship with everything you put into its cargo hold to a low sec station so you are not stuck in null anymore. |

Zoum
Bondage Goat Zombie Strictly Unprofessional
120
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Posted - 2014.01.06 17:01:00 -
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Let me tell you about the new and exciting isk doubling possibilities.....
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WhyTry1
Bredrin
81
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Posted - 2014.01.06 17:13:00 -
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Better read a whole lotta patch notes mate  |

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
2582
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Posted - 2014.01.06 17:22:00 -
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KnowUsByTheDead wrote:We are now currently charging for "I'm Back" posts. 10mil isk allows you to post in GD for a year. You can send the isk to this character under the reason of "forum permits." You must then give your fealty in your bio to one of the resident GD trolls. (I choose Unsuccessful At Everything...he's pretty funny.) I happily await your permit purchase. Have a nice day.  I assume your license to sell permits is up to date? I'll need you to present your currently-valid license, or your remittance of your renewal fee. |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
8835
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Posted - 2014.01.06 17:23:00 -
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Oxide Ammar wrote:You want him to check the patch notes from 2008 till date ? are you brain dead or something ?
Its not like the past expansion list has cute little synopsis' of implemented features or anything..... but I guess im just old fashioned in the fact that I don't consider research to be ::effort::. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
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