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Katrina Kirellii
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Posted - 2006.03.22 16:10:00 -
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Since:
The Caldari Government seems to be arguing amongst itself about the severe injustice done by the Gallente.
I am affronted each day by the collar placed upon us by Concord who are your mere lackeys.
You have the "gall" to call the Federation the Gallente Federation and make it stick with your twisted words.
You hide behind your drones and fly your unsafe and inefficient craft near innocents.
I have decided to bring the war to you on a more personal level.
My terms for your conditional surrender which I am sure you are already planning to beg for even now are:
The return of the Caldari Homeworld.
The removal of Gallente in "Gallente Federation".
The scrapping of your inefficient ships and replacement with Caldari versions.
If you are a Gallente company and want to surrender now, send me mail and denote the amount of money you think will appease me. Then upon our mutual agreement of the amount, your formal documented surrender, and agreement with my demands, I will place you on the no kill list and you can be on your Merry.
If you happen to be a company harboring significant numbers of Gallente and do not have a Gallente CEO, you can continue to harbor said individuals where we can't reach them.
Since I am a kind individual, Gallente companies and pilots participating in the Glamour Sydicate Racing League which I love to watch will be held harmless. Partly, this is to allow you to prove to yourselves the inefficiency of your craft and the sensible nature of my demands. Partly this kindness is because my friends and I enjoy watching you at the Mercantile Club. Without your participation, we would have fewer pilots to bet against.
Once I have divided and conquered the majority of the Gallente, the Gallente Federation / Government will have no choice but to bow to the will of it's companies. The alternative is to face a market depression with severe impacts upon the Gallente holo and entertainment industry as a whole. Oh yes - I am gonna hit you where it hurts.
Katrina Kirellii
Captain of the Silken Mistress
 Quote:
A good friend is a good enemy and I hope to make you mine.
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Edon Fortune
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Posted - 2006.03.22 16:51:00 -
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Ooo - Shes Good!
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Malthros Zenobia
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Posted - 2006.03.22 23:26:00 -
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You know, we have an RP forum...
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
I'm probably one of the biggest Bush fanboys in Eve...
This is like, Darth Vader, can't-reach-climax-without-killing-a-puppy evil.
RAWR!11 Sig Hijack!11 - Imaran  |
Joshua Foiritain
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Posted - 2006.03.23 04:33:00 -
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Pick us!
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Mitchum DuFinn
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Posted - 2006.03.23 07:48:00 -
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Does the same thing apply to us displaced Tier'Dal casters who woke up one day on a Galante station?
Inoruuk Rules !!!!!
Meeshom D'Feeyan
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voogru
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Posted - 2006.03.23 09:49:00 -
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I have sent you 1.00 ISK.
If Caldari is so great, how come Caldari Prime is in Gallente Federation space?
I think our ships are more effective than what you want us to think.
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Seth Hanaga
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Posted - 2006.03.23 14:26:00 -
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Edited by: Seth Hanaga on 23/03/2006 14:27:05
Edited by: Seth Hanaga on 23/03/2006 14:26:32
I hope I speak for the rest of Gallente when i say
Bring It On! 
Our Drones will tear you a new one
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Aleria Angelis
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Posted - 2006.03.23 15:44:00 -
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I agree to the terms laid out by Katrina Kirellii only, and I repeat only if The State agrees to incorporate plastic headgear and neon pink jumpsuits into its official navy uniform.
Thanks.
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Katrina Kirellii
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Posted - 2006.03.23 15:54:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Foiritain
Pick us!
I am assuming that your CORP does not wish to enter this war proactively by just declaring war and filing the appropriate paperwork yourself.
If it comforts you, sit on the sideline until you see your fellows bursting in flame and screaming silently in the dark.
If you wish to participate in the war on the Gallente side, either prepare your surrender papers now in support of the Caldari and meeting my demands OR put down your ISK to buy off the CONCORD into looking the other way.
For those of you trying to send 1 Isk, that does not even cover the mail cost. Think MUCH higher and as a ballpark start with the cost of Declaring War yourself as that is the cost you wish to avoid. Remember, for less than 1 Isk a day, you could be feeding the helpless immigrants to the Gallente Federation who are so desperate. Contact your nearest SOE office if that is your desire.
Attacking with Drones! 
For those who doubt my sincerity, I am not crazy enough to think I can defeat all of you alone in my Merlin. What I can do is bring light to this issue and stand behind my beliefs until the Gods of Eve claim me.
After reviewing everyone who is currently racing in the Glamour Syndicate Racing League, I did not find even one Gallente company who qualifies for that immunity. If I am mistaken, please contact me soonest.
I send you a picture of your dreaded foe so you can shake in fear.
Katrina Flying Toward the Eve Gate
Katrina Kirellii
Captain of the Silken Mistress
Quote:
A good friend is a good enemy and I hope to make you mine.
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franny
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Posted - 2006.03.25 17:15:00 -
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i'll fly a caldari piece of s*** ship in the same terroristic way your "great" admiral Yakiya Tovil-Toba flew a Gallente ship(straight into your home planet)
my ship may be an old warhorse, but it is a battleship and will fight
Caldari's 'homeworld' is now Gallente and will remain so
any attempts to fight your way thru Gallente space to our planet will be met with force
you can conduct legal business(ie trade), or be a tourist, but a combatant will not be tollerated
no surrender, no retreat, next time we stop at nothing short of the distruction of Caldari's new homeworld
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/wtb Eris in a cage 
Sorry, she's not for sale. You can get Imaran for free though - Wrangler
can I at least get someone decent?
Sure, I'll let you know when I find one - Wrangler |
Laocoon
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Posted - 2006.03.26 00:47:00 -
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((Try intergalactic summit  ))
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Zomiaen
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Posted - 2006.03.26 17:59:00 -
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Edited by: Zomiaen on 26/03/2006 17:59:54
Originally by: Seth Hanaga
Edited by: Seth Hanaga on 23/03/2006 14:27:05
Edited by: Seth Hanaga on 23/03/2006 14:26:32
I hope I speak for the rest of Gallente when i say
Bring It On!
Our Drones will tear you a new one
^^ What he said.
Hmmm....I currently reside in Caldari space.....this could be a problem for me...
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Queen Hades
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Posted - 2006.03.27 09:21:00 -
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Edited by: Queen Hades on 27/03/2006 09:21:42
As an refugee who fled from the Amarr tyranny  into the gentle arms of the Gallente / Minmatar - Alliance I only have one thing to say:
As long as the Caldari work together with the Amarr Empire of Slavery and Oppression, we will never even consider peace with them!
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Narcimus
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Posted - 2006.03.28 21:56:00 -
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Originally by: Katrina Kirellii
Since:
My terms for your conditional surrender which I am sure you are already planning to beg for even now are:
The return of the Caldari Homeworld.
The removal of Gallente in "Gallente Federation".
The scrapping of your inefficient ships and replacement with Caldari versions.
We are not going to leave our own Federation. We are not going to replace our ships and if you dare fight then come get us right here and right now come into our borders and try to take over high sec. You will be squashed like a little bug before you never knew what hit you if you plan on the expulsion of us from our own space then you are wrong. The tiny corp that you run now is no match to us and you will just sit there and die when you open up fire on us. What franny said if you come and attack us expect no mercy to your homeworld or the rest of the Caladari Empire.
Also you plan to make the war between all the Races spark again which will make the economy die and throw the eve universe into turmoil to what it once was. So may I sugest this before you decide to do anything. You thinking that you can play god bring it.
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Random T
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Posted - 2006.03.29 11:30:00 -
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War is allways good for the economy
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Soltar Plerio
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Posted - 2006.03.29 13:53:00 -
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Again, a case of Caldari warmongering.
You bring the threat of a (one-man) war against us because...we are weak? If that is your morality the consequences shall be dire. Spouting nonsense about how drone fighting is less honorable than any other kind is nonesense and useless chest-beating.
I suggest you concentrate on changing your narcissistic attitudes rather than trying to destroy every Gallente you see.
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Britannica
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Posted - 2006.03.29 17:53:00 -
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I would rather look to the future of the Caldari State than into the past at a lost homeworld
a war with the federation is not cost effective purely for the goal of claiming one planet, as long as the Gallente Federation doesnt again try to force the Caldari to be a member of the federation I'm not getting involved, I dont see any profit in such an act
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amnon1989
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Posted - 2006.03.30 18:30:00 -
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Originally by: franny
i'll fly a caldari piece of s*** ship in the same terroristic way your "great" admiral Yakiya Tovil-Toba flew a Gallente ship(straight into your home planet)
first, he flew a caldari ship into GALLENTE PRIME, and anihlated a city...
second, he used as tiny force against your armada and for a week made your armada tremble...
third, the war ended because you COULDNT destory CALDARI PRIME and the war ended without a winner...
you faild to beat us, now we are going to be your worst nightmare... caldari prime will be ours again, and gallente prime with it...
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amnon1989
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Posted - 2006.03.30 18:35:00 -
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If Caldari is so great, how come Caldari Prime is in Gallente Federation space?
I think our ships are more effective than what you want us to think.
the reson... back in the caldari-gallente war caldari DIDNT HAD AN AMRY! caldari STATE was only formed and the gallente didnt like that.
we had an army of frigs and you had a bombbardment armada to bomb our planet and the tiny frig fleet made you run away...
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Jason Marshall
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Posted - 2006.03.31 04:23:00 -
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And thoose gallente who have pled allegence to an ammar corperation? who have embraced the trade of minmatar slaves ( not me persenely) and thoose of us flying caldari and ammar vessels? oh and btw your funny.
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Fushen Asagiri
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Posted - 2006.03.31 16:04:00 -
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Originally by: amnon1989
If Caldari is so great, how come Caldari Prime is in Gallente Federation space?
I think our ships are more effective than what you want us to think.
the reson... back in the caldari-gallente war caldari DIDNT HAD AN AMRY! caldari STATE was only formed and the gallente didnt like that.
we had an army of frigs and you had a bombbardment armada to bomb our planet and the tiny frig fleet made you run away...
Tiny Frig Fleet: That utilized pod-piloting, instantly increasing efficiency and reducing casualties, allowing prolonged guerrilla style engagements. Additonally, most of the Gallente fighting was done with similarly sized drone-control vessels to match the Caldari fleet's tactics. Neither side won a victory worth bragging about.
"Only" Formed a Caldari state: Made up entirely of secretly created colonies, space stations, orbital construction yards and many other facets of society, built in secrecy so that the Caldari could gain all the benifits of being in the Federation while not supporting it. Decievers and liars are not productive members of Federal society. In Amarr you would be killed for treason, your family enslaved and your honor revoked. In Minmattar, I am sure exile would be a welcome alternative to how back stabbers are treated. The Federation simply wanted the Caldari to remain involved within the Federation. It was Caldari stubborness and xenophobia which drove the wedge between those great nations, not Federal idealism.
Bombardment of Caldari Prime: And your Kamikazi tactics were how much better? Yes, the bombardment was an extreme demonstration of force, but would the Caldari have gotten the point any other way?
Just remember, the fact it almost exploded still means it didn't! --- "Fusion" Asagiri after a particularly harrowing space battle... |
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