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ShipToaster
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
4
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Posted - 2011.11.10 23:57:00 -
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Tl;dr: CCP luvs EVE university, gank these fucks, get paid and irritate CCP.
CCP have been irritating me for :18 months: now and :$1000 Jeans: was enough to convince me that the CCP needed a virtual slapping and I have been wondering for months how to get them back for almost ruining EVE. Now a wardec on CCP would be nice but they would just hide behind a "dec shield" so what to do?
This morning a thought of sheer greatness entered my head. CCP has a weak spot in game and it is EVE University.
"CCP luvs EVE University", CCP loves the money that they bring to the game even more and CCP see EVE University as their "high sec golden child", so to grief CCP we have to grief EVE university.
A wardec would be a waste of ISK as they have been nerfed thanks to EVE University so some good old fashioned suicide ganking before that is nerfed will have to do.
Payment plan. Hulk : 30 million ISK Mackinaw : 15 million ISK T2 Hauler : 10 million ISK T3: 40 million ISK Incursion or Mission ship: 50 million ISK (ship and fit must be worth at least a billion) Director corpse: 50 million ISK (are they ever in space?)
Bonuses. In corp gank: 10 million ISK bonus. Any kill over 2 billion ISK: 20 million ISK bonus 5 kills: 20 million ISK bonus (kills paid out for ships that are on this list)
These are for ganks in high but if you get them in low or null then I will pay half.
I have about five billion ISK to pay out, and will pay out when I see the api verified kill to whoever got the final blow, and with a bit of luck should be able to keep this going until the insurance nerf patch happens.
Hopefully I get a load of whines about how EVE University is a noob corp and I can keep pointing out how they are now a high sec carebear corp whose membership is fast approaching the year mark on average, and whose carebear members can afford to fly hulls with fittings worth billions.
Pay in advance? Nope, gank in advance.
(Note well that "virtual slapping" in no way is an endorsement of actual real life violence and "griefing" in this instance refers to legitimate in game activities that are not violations of the ToS or EULA.) |
Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3165
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Posted - 2011.11.11 00:04:00 -
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I will take this contract. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |
Herr Wilkus
Aggressive Salvage Services LLC Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
41
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Posted - 2011.11.11 00:59:00 -
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Sure, I can keep an eye out for Eve Uni.
BTW, Lyris, what happened to my Interdiction bounties?
Ganks are going to happen anyway, but don't want to waste time cut/pasting KMs to you or Venus Vermillion if the program is over... |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
283
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Posted - 2011.11.11 02:01:00 -
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ShipToaster wrote:Incursion or Mission ship: 50 million ISK (ship and fit must be worth at least a billion)
What would this pay?
:D
edit: stupid forum parses the ampersand in the link. |
Angry Onions
Dark Pheonix Technologies
153
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Posted - 2011.11.11 03:00:00 -
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I support this endeavor against the so-called "EvE University". They are nothing but a scourge in High-sec and a major pain in my ass! I am willing to commit forces to this and also I offer my knowledge to this effort. Also, if you ever want to have them run shitless out of low-sec, hot-drop them with carriers. Jus' sayin. E .-+ ` ' / -+. F Your Carebear tears fuel us |
Soraya Nilaighan
Rebirth. THE GOD SQUAD
1
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Posted - 2011.11.11 03:51:00 -
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so can we join eve uni and shoot them being blue and still get paid if so you can turn a happy frown upside down and have them shoot each other over this lols idea and have them lose memebers left and right due to not knowing who will shoot them where and how especially if blue
o my bad friendly eve uni guy i accidently shooting u and warp scrambling u and o u died my bad rinse repeat |
Moustached Slimy Worm
The Skunkworks
45
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Posted - 2011.11.11 05:26:00 -
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The best way to grief CCP is to manipulate them to make so many gamebreaking changes (such as how rr'ing criminals doesn't get you killed anymore) that they go bankrupt even faster. |
Sutskop
PILSGESCHWADER Monkey Circus
6
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Posted - 2011.11.11 09:18:00 -
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Your payment plan should give you no headaches, comcerning that EVE Uni usually only flies crappy t1 frigates or cruisers. Well played |
Daemon Ceed
Brotherhood Of Treachery
2
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Posted - 2011.11.11 09:30:00 -
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The Brotherhood of Treachery (aka Me) throws it's full support behind this venture. Thank you for providing us with great motivation for wonderful entertainment and ISK. |
Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery
291
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Posted - 2011.11.11 11:12:00 -
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Sutskop wrote:Your payment plan should give you no headaches, concerning that EVE Uni usually only flies crappy t1 frigates or cruisers. Well played The highsec incursion in Aldrat is full of E-Uni members flying faction battleships and T3s.
The days when members left the Uni before they could properly solo level 4 missions is long, long over. - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |
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el alasar
The Scope Gallente Federation
62
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Posted - 2011.11.11 12:27:00 -
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good luck hunting! i wish many people will join this ganking effort and i hope will see MANY kills... so that will might actually see ganking made a lot harder in the future because of sooo many people complaining.
possible solutions in the long run, i wish we saw all of them implemented: 1. increase HP of ALL ships 2. add a new (first) counter to high alpha a) new type of logistics, e.g. "remote resistances" b) new module, e.g. "chaff" reducing signature radius
@ShipToaster: - you should update the headline to inlude "bounty for EUNI ganking" so more people find it? - why no bounty for T1 kills? this would give you most ganks i suppose? - tell me when your 5 bil are used up, i might consider also donating a bil or so depending on the feedback from the eve community more little ideas that need your support: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=261507#post261507 enjoying the order cancellation confirmation? sometimes CCP listens - there is hope after all :) www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1431503 |
Jovan Geldon
Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire
153
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Posted - 2011.11.11 12:46:00 -
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Why do E-Uni annoy so many people, I wonder? I have no vested interest in the matter either way, but I am genuinely interested in finding out (and probably mocking remorselessly) your greivance with them. |
Aren Dar
Hedion University Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2011.11.11 13:19:00 -
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Khanh'rhh wrote:
The days when members left the Uni before they could properly solo level 4 missions is long, long over.
As has the days when most corps used to recruit people before they can properly solo level 4 missions.
Quote: Also, if you ever want to have them run shitless out of low-sec, hot-drop them with carriers. Jus' sayin.
Fighting only in safe situations with no chance of loss is pretty much the definition of a carebear, isn't it ? |
Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery
291
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Posted - 2011.11.11 13:49:00 -
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Aren Dar wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:
The days when members left the Uni before they could properly solo level 4 missions is long, long over.
As has the days when most corps used to recruit people before they can properly solo level 4 missions.
I can pull 5 corps recruiting brand new players off the first page of the recruitment section of these here forums.
You're wrong. - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |
Sutskop
PILSGESCHWADER Monkey Circus
7
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Posted - 2011.11.11 14:16:00 -
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el alasar wrote: possible solutions in the long run, i wish we saw all of them implemented: 1. Turn EVE into Hello Kitty Online.
FYP |
Aren Dar
Hedion University Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2011.11.11 14:30:00 -
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Khanh'rhh wrote:Aren Dar wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:
The days when members left the Uni before they could properly solo level 4 missions is long, long over.
As has the days when most corps used to recruit people before they can properly solo level 4 missions. I can pull 5 corps recruiting brand new players off the first page of the recruitment section of these here forums. You're wrong.
It depends what you want to do. Filter out the scams and the deadwood and you are left with very few unless you want to grind all day. There is a reason the good corps are able to set fairly high requirements for recruitment.
Besides, getting all worked up about other people's choices inside a sandbox strikes me as a waste of time. |
Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery
291
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Posted - 2011.11.11 14:51:00 -
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Aren Dar wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Aren Dar wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:
The days when members left the Uni before they could properly solo level 4 missions is long, long over.
As has the days when most corps used to recruit people before they can properly solo level 4 missions. I can pull 5 corps recruiting brand new players off the first page of the recruitment section of these here forums. You're wrong. It depends what you want to do. Filter out the scams and the deadwood and you are left with very few unless you want to grind all day. There is a reason the good corps are able to set fairly high requirements for recruitment. Besides, getting all worked up about other people's choices inside a sandbox strikes me as a waste of time. We're getting worked up that the sandpark owner keeps giving one group of people more and more sand, and everytime the other group works out a way of getting in on this the sandpark owner goes "OH NO! POOR PRECIOUS BABIES! DEFENCELESS BABIES!" and puts up more walls between them and us.
All the time, the sandbox owner deny that it is getting easier to amass sand in safety. - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |
thrulinn
The Scope Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2011.11.11 14:58:00 -
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And what if you pis off the sandbox owner to the point of them saying no more killing any player in high sec space. |
Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery
291
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Posted - 2011.11.11 16:20:00 -
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thrulinn wrote:And what if you pis off the sandbox owner to the point of them saying no more killing any player in high sec space. Part of this, is demonstrating that this is effectively what CCP are doing with these changes, but can't say outright because most the playerbase would leave. - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |
Aren Dar
Hedion University Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2011.11.11 16:24:00 -
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Khanh'rhh wrote: We're getting worked up that the sandpark owner keeps giving one group of people more and more sand, and everytime the other group works out a way of getting in on this the sandpark owner goes "OH NO! POOR PRECIOUS BABIES! DEFENCELESS BABIES!" and puts up more walls between them and us.
.. and which walls would those be? The war-deccing mechanic was hardly new.
If you want to complain about more sand go after the sovereignty mechanisms. |
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Khanh'rhh
Sudden Buggery
291
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Posted - 2011.11.11 16:43:00 -
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Aren Dar wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: We're getting worked up that the sandpark owner keeps giving one group of people more and more sand, and everytime the other group works out a way of getting in on this the sandpark owner goes "OH NO! POOR PRECIOUS BABIES! DEFENCELESS BABIES!" and puts up more walls between them and us.
.. and which walls would those be? The war-deccing mechanic was hardly new. If you want to complain about more sand go after the sovereignty mechanisms.
- Wardec exploits now legal, making a POS invulnerable in highsec - Insurance being removed for suicide gankers - Aggro mechanics changes to benefit Incursion runners (which broke part of FW, but stayed) - Aggro mechanics changes to benefit Incursion runners take 2 - Sanctums nerf - Incursions making more ISK/hr than ever before possible in highsec - Orca swapping / baiting nerfed
... and so on, and so forth. - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |
Xolani1990
PonyWaffe Test Alliance Please Ignore
4
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Posted - 2011.11.11 18:39:00 -
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It seems a lot of people are feeling a good deal of rectal pain about EVE University lately. |
Juicy Chanlin
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2011.11.11 18:59:00 -
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Khanh'rhh wrote:Aren Dar wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: We're getting worked up that the sandpark owner keeps giving one group of people more and more sand, and everytime the other group works out a way of getting in on this the sandpark owner goes "OH NO! POOR PRECIOUS BABIES! DEFENCELESS BABIES!" and puts up more walls between them and us.
.. and which walls would those be? The war-deccing mechanic was hardly new. If you want to complain about more sand go after the sovereignty mechanisms. - Wardec exploits now legal, making a POS invulnerable in highsec - Insurance being removed for suicide gankers - Aggro mechanics changes to benefit Incursion runners (which broke part of FW, but stayed) - Aggro mechanics changes to benefit Incursion runners take 2 - Sanctums nerf - Incursions making more ISK/hr than ever before possible in highsec - Orca swapping / baiting nerfed ... and so on, and so forth.
Sounds like you're just complaining cause it's making griefing and ganking harder. And want to take it out on an easy target since the Uni has such a huge playerbase of mostly newbies.
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Juicy Chanlin
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2011.11.11 19:05:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:ShipToaster wrote:Incursion or Mission ship: 50 million ISK (ship and fit must be worth at least a billion) What would this pay? :D edit: stupid forum parses the ampersand in the link.
Wow.. What skill is needed to gank a regular raven with a strat cruiser and 3 faction BS's. Not to mention baiting the person by cap transfering in an incursion fleet.
I bet you guys feel like real men for being so awesome to get this kill. |
Kelduum Revaan
EVE University Ivy League
820
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Posted - 2011.11.11 19:10:00 -
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ShipToaster wrote: . . . Payment plan. . . . Director corpse: 50 million ISK (are they ever in space?)
Bonuses. In corp gank: 10 million ISK bonus. . . .
Ok, this was a difficult fight, but I finally got one!
EVE Gate profile of target, Ship and Pod
Thats 50 Million for a director corpse, and 20 million for an in-corp kill based on your post.
Contract with showinfo of corpse.
Please accept it at your earliest convenience, Mr Toaster.
Kelduum Revaan CEO, EVE University |
Caldari Citizen 786478786
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2011.11.11 19:18:00 -
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Khanh'rhh wrote:We're getting worked up that the sandpark owner keeps giving one group of people more and more sand, and everytime the other group works out a way of getting in on this the sandpark owner goes "OH NO! POOR PRECIOUS BABIES! DEFENCELESS BABIES!" and puts up more walls between them and us.
I tried reading this, but all I see is "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
I think Khan needs a hug. Quick, somebody hug that "man"!
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el alasar
The Scope Gallente Federation
62
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Posted - 2011.11.11 20:17:00 -
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+1 ^^
of course i would not pay for in-corp ganking, but rather to get support for making ganking harder ;) more little ideas that need your support: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=261507#post261507 enjoying the order cancellation confirmation? sometimes CCP listens - there is hope after all :) www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1431503 |
Ensign X
EVE University Ivy League
2
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Posted - 2011.11.11 20:43:00 -
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Kelduum Revaan wrote:Please accept it at your earliest convenience, Mr Toaster.
I suggest you pay the man... and soon.
The following is a dramatic re-enactment of the what happened the last time somebody failed to pay the man his money. http://youtu.be/ZomwVcGt0LE
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FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
290
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Posted - 2011.11.11 21:16:00 -
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Juicy Chanlin wrote:Wow.. What skill is needed to gank a regular raven with a strat cruiser and 3 faction BS's. Not to mention baiting the person by cap transfering in an incursion fleet.
I bet you guys feel like real men for being so awesome to get this kill. Tell me where it hurts. |
Mrs Sooperdudespaceman
Republic University Minmatar Republic
5
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Posted - 2011.11.11 23:08:00 -
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thrulinn wrote:And what if you pis off the sandbox owner to the point of them saying no more killing any player in high sec space. Then, to put it in Eve terms, CCP would be griefing themselves and suicide ganking their own game. |
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