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Zqu
Inner Visions Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.08.12 15:28:23 -
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Did you know: That gorillas can't swim.
They should have thought of that in the Planet of the Apes movie. You know with the only route between humans and the apes was a bridge.
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XavierVE
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.09.05 18:00:21 -
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Did you know: Nearly 75% of drunk drivers involved in fatal collisions are not wearing their safety belts.
Did you also know that 100% of drunk drivers involved in fatal collisions were drunk? Is there a real reason to be publicizing that drunk drivers should wear seat-belts? Do we really want those people to y'know... continue to live... so they can drive drunk more often?
Corp-related, the summer is over and we're back to recruiting now that we're in sensible fall, the time of year where people stop going on vacations, stop going to the beach, stop going out in the sunshine and start staying indoors to play EVE. Fall is so much better than summer. Swing by [SOUND] chat today and avoid the dreariness of watching leaves die by staying inside to watch spaceships die. |
XavierVE
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.09.06 17:31:18 -
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Did you know: Studies show that HIV-infected men are more likely to progress to AIDS if they are under high stress than those with lower levels of stress
So if you get HIV, be sure to be like "HIV? No big deal!" and chill, rather than being concerned about your diagnosis. In fact, the best way to relax is to play EVE. Sailing in space, so relaxing! Swing by [SOUND] chat today, even if you don't have HIV, we'll still talk to you. |
Zqu
Inner Visions Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.09.09 17:01:36 -
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Did you know: Shakespeare invented the words 'assassination' and 'bump'
We're looking to take in new recruits. Join [sound] for more information. Channel name is with the brackets
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Trixie Lawless
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.09.16 19:35:16 -
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Did you know: That when you laugh when being tickled, you are actually experiencing a form of panic?
Crazy right?! If you join the [SOUND] public chat channel today, Xavier may tickle you. Okay, maybe not tickle YOU, but definitely tickle your brain. But don't panic, because they are a great group of guys and gals! They took in this knucklehead!
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XavierVE
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.09.30 23:14:54 -
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Did you know: The second most popular present after clothing in 2010 was gift cards. In 2009, consumers spent $23.6 billion on gift cards during the holidays, with an average of $40 on each card. In 2010, 85% of consumers spent up to $50 on each gift card.
A great example of how stupid people are in general. You know what a gift card is? It's an acknowledgement that you had to buy a gift for someone but had no actual interest in getting to know them or what they're interested in. "Oh hey, I put money on a plastic thing that you can trade for something you want. I'd find out what you want, but I really don't give a **** about you." 23.6 billion in not-give-a-****-if-you-live-or-die presents. Like well thought out presents? Swing by [SOUND] chat, we'll at least talk to you long enough to figure out if the gift of our corp is the right package to put under your EVE tree.
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Jengo Seal
Gods n Monsters
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Posted - 2014.09.30 23:27:49 -
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Shame about the sp cap. You guys sound like just what i was looking for. Ah well back to sifting through the rough.
Love the post though |
Niamh Aideron
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.10.05 21:02:40 -
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Did you know: in 2001 NEAR Shoemaker spacecraft lands on asteroid 433 Eros, a first.
[SOUND] lands on asteroids from time to time
Guest Lecturer Eve University: Logi 101, Drones 101, Null Sec 101
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XavierVE
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.10.06 16:41:48 -
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Did you know: According to a 2009 Washington Times article, the Taliban buys children as young as seven years old to act as suicide bombers. The price for child suicide bombers is between $7,000-$14,000.
You have to wonder what the variance in price is for. One would think that pretty much all kids would be equally adept at suicide bombing. Is the expense scaled on the size of the kid, like a larger kid can carry more explosives so he's worth 14k rather than 7k? Or is it due to intellect, more intelligent kid costs more? Ah, the mysteries of insane religious people, will they ever cease! You know what doesn't cease though? Recruitment for our corp. Swing by [SOUND] chat today, there's no difference in value in our eyes regarding recruits... you're all priceless to us. AWW! |
XavierVE
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.10.08 16:48:56 -
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Did you know: From August 2007 to October 2008, an estimated 20%, or $2 trillion, disappeared from AmericansGÇÖ retirement plans
And nobody went to jail for it. But I have some good news, capsuleers. If you join us, only 10% of your future income will disappear from your wallet... which is then replaced by SRP every time you lose a PvP ship by the alliance. Swing by [SOUND] chat today so we can start the process of planning your EVE future. |
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XavierVE
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.10.09 17:05:24 -
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Did you know: During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.
More like "Did you know that Popes are dumb." Because they're so dumb. Yes, Francis, this means we won't recruit you. However, the rest of you reading this are NOT popes and therefore are not restricted from being recruited by our corporation. Swing by [SOUND] chat as long as you don't own a scepter or a large pointy jewel-encrusted hat and we'll see if we can't infect you with the reasonable plague of life in our corporation. |
XavierVE
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.10.11 01:00:35 -
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Did you know: It is more likely that Americans will recycle than vote
Just a great illustration that we're developing one hell of a phobia regarding coming into contact with garbage. If you share this phobia and don't want to hang out with the equivalent of human garbage, swing by [SOUND] chat today. We'll do our best to recycle your EVE experience into something more positive. |
XavierVE
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.10.21 16:19:35 -
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Did you know: Sugar and cocoa are often added to cigarettes, a fact many diabetic smokers are unaware of
Relatively sure that if you're a diabetic AND a smoker, you probably have far bigger concerns than a trace amount of cocoa added to your smoldering stick of death. Just sayin'. Want to heat up your EVE career while avoid the aftertaste of bittervets? Try joining [SOUND] chat for a conversation, we won't blow a bunch of smoke at you. |
Moya Aideron
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.10.23 12:50:16 -
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Did you know:The bits of paper that a hole punch takes out are called chads
We punch holes in lots of things, ships, structures, stations, sometimes even rocks but those are never ever called chads. SOUND, being classy about punching holes in anything and everything. |
Zqu
Inner Visions Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.10.24 14:30:44 -
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Did you know: That the EVE expansion Phoebe is coming out on November 4, 2014.
We're looking to recruit a new batch of newer players and teach them how we roll. Is that new recruit you? If so come into our recruitment channel [sound] and tell us why.
The channel name is with the brackets
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Zqu
Inner Visions Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.10.25 15:23:32 -
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Did you know: That Nintendo first produced playing cards
Are you a player with less than 15 million skill points and willing to learn the game? Then hit us up in-game by joining our public channel [SOUND].
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Niamh Aideron
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.11.07 23:16:46 -
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Did you know: the average person falls asleep in 7 minutes
Eve can put you to sleep if you are flying around on your own and dont know what you are doing. Join SOUND to learn how to have fun in Eve. |
Niamh Aideron
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.11.09 17:31:32 -
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Did you know: Everyone has a unique tongue print, just like fingerprints.
All our members are unique, call into [SOUND] chat today to find out more about us. |
Moya Aideron
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.11.15 00:10:52 -
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Did you know: Bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women.
There are a significant number of women in our alliance, due in part to our anti douche bag ethos. Join [SOUND] chat to ask us about recruitment |
June Ting
Valkyries of Night Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.11.16 03:16:17 -
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Did you know: polydactyly is a dominant autosomal genetic condition, meaning that children of a parent who has polydactyly are at least 50% likely to also have extra fingers/toes.
Feel free to stop by [SOUND] public chat if you're interested in flying with a group of intelligent people who won't judge you based on how many fingers/toes you have.
I fight for the freedom of my people.
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Zqu
Inner Visions Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.11.17 17:44:49 -
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Did you know: That a regulation golf ball has 336 dimples on its surface.
Learning is nice isn't it? We like to teach out pilots and perfer to invite low SP pilots and have them grow with the corporation. Jump into [Sound] if we think alike.
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XavierVE
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.11.19 18:23:32 -
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Did you know:In the Middle Ages, floors were covered with rushes, which acted like a disposable carpet. If it got dirty, it was thrown away. Today, carpets are more permanent and vacuums often miss much of the dirtGÇöand the germs
Nice to know that people in the Middle Ages were smarter than my grandparents, who swore by having carpets for no logical reason. If you do swing by [SOUND] chat and join our corp, you'll find the interior of our station is only filled with hardwood floors, proper cement and a fresh scent of spring, all year long. |
Zqu
Inner Visions Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.11.20 18:10:41 -
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Did you know: There are 31,557,600 seconds in a year.
We're hosting a thrasher roam tonight, i'm sure we will have a blast :)
Recruitment still open - join us in [sound] for a chat
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June Ting
Valkyries of Night Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.11.22 15:15:57 -
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Did you know: That we are featured in the This is EVE trailer at 1m12s, misattributed as our opponents at the time, Test Alliance Please Ignore.
Interested in watching the original fight? see here!
Stop by in the [SOUND] channel (with the brackets!) if you're new and want a friendly, civil place to learn the ropes.
I fight for the freedom of my people.
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Zqu
Inner Visions Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.11.22 23:08:23 -
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Did you know: Eve Online consists of more than 5000 star systems, as well as 2500 randomly accessible wormhole systems. And it's about to get even bigger with Rhea on the horizon with 101 more systems.
Join us in our public channel [sound] for a chat and to learn more about us.
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XavierVE
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.11.24 01:32:36 -
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Did you know: One of the most famous GÇ£true vampiresGÇ¥ was Countess Elizabeth Bathory (1560-1614) who was accused of biting the flesh of girls while torturing them and bathing in their blood to retain her youthful beauty. She was by all accounts a very attractive woman.
So I get these factoids off a random trivia site and then I gussy them up with :words: and have been doing it for years. Sometimes though, I think the people who write the random trivia are more than a bit mental. Look at the way this factoid is constructed. It says who this person is, that they were a vampire, and that they bathed in the blood of young girls she killed in order to retain youthful beauty. THEN... and this is probably the best part, it closes with the fact that she was indeed very attractive. Almost in a way, saying that "well, it worked!" WTF trivia writers, you monsters.
Additionally, if you want to keep your corp youthful, spry and attractive, you need to recruit new players to EVE so you can BITE THEIR SHIPS AND STEAL THEIR POD JUICE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. JOIN [SOUND] CHAT TODAY WE COULD USE FRES... oh wait... uh, we'd like to help you learn to love the game! And stuff! No ulterior motives! |
Zqu
Inner Visions Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.11.24 21:20:53 -
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Did you know: Coffee doesn't taste like it smells because saliva wipes out half of the flavor.
Still looking for new players to join our ranks. Come into [Sound] for a chat.
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Zqu
Inner Visions Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.11.25 17:42:06 -
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Did you know: An Astronomical Unit (AU) is approximately the mean distance between the Earth and the Sun. It is a derived constant and used to indicate distances within the solar system.
Recruiting is open and if you're interested in learning more about us feel free to join our channel [Sound] (with the brackets)
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XavierVE
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.11.26 20:24:04 -
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Did you know: Scientists have explored only 1% of the ocean depths. They believe millions of new kinds of animals and fish are down there, waiting to be discovered
So what they're really saying is that there's hope for Atlantis yet! Maybe they'll find Prince Namor down there, or Mer-people. Or more fish. Regardless of what you think is UNDER THE SEA, swim by [SOUND] chat and we'll take a three... hour... tour! to see if you're a good fit on the S.S. RITES, ahoy! |
XavierVE
Reasonable People Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2014.11.28 16:52:58 -
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Did you know: Sufferers of depression are more likely to have a heart attack than those who are not depressed. Additionally, people who have heart attacks or heart surgery are more at risk for depression
From the shocking news department, people who have heart attacks get depressed. I cannot at all imagine why, y'know, since they just had a freakin' heart attack. I want to see the eternal optimist who is like "Oh, just had a heart attack, boy, look at that rainbow, it's so awesome!" Relatedly people who get hyped to play EVE, an awesome game about starships, also get depressed when they join a **** corp. Swing by [SOUND] chat today, we'll do our best not to clog your arteries with douchebaggery. |
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