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Amelita en Daire
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.03.13 21:06:00 -
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I legitimately swear i am NOT this Jblaze guy |
Lazy Eagle
Edge of Reality Easily Excited
78
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Posted - 2014.03.13 21:08:00 -
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I SWEAR I AM NOT LAZY EAGLE!!!!!!
....o.... wait
also; SOMEONE thanks you for the bil you gave to pop us. |
Amelita en Daire
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2014.03.13 21:10:00 -
[93] - Quote
How much are you willing to bet i am not that guy? |
Lazy Eagle
Edge of Reality Easily Excited
78
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Posted - 2014.03.13 21:11:00 -
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Amelita en Daire wrote:How much are you willing to bet i am not that guy? Gambling is a SIN YOU HEATHEN!!!! |
Amelita en Daire
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2014.03.13 21:13:00 -
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Really? Do you say so omegawolf1? |
Kahdath
Intentionally Dense Easily Excited
24
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Posted - 2014.03.13 21:14:00 -
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OK STORY TIME
I'm just going to make a little timeline here to make it nice and easy to see the amount of fail that has occurred over the last couple weeks:
1st March: - JBlazed gets kicked out of Easily Excited Alliance for being being terrible, abusive and generally unpleasant to be around - JBlazed starts this forum thread. The EVE community responds with a mix of apathy, amusement and general disdain. The thread doesn't even reach its second page before he exposes his identity, rendering his posting alt pointless
7th March - EE are on a roll and going strong into our second week of not really giving a **** about this guy. On an unrelated, we lose a couple of expensive ships in a fight against a 25-man fleet. One of our members decides to use an alt to link the KMs, claim responsibility and see if we can milk some isk out of him
9th March - JBlazed realises that he has EVE mail after 2 days of perplexed staring at the blinking envelope symbol on the Neocom. He opens it, reads the aforementioned mail and posts it here on the forums to lend some sense of credibility to his "crusade" against us. He completely fails to pay up any isk, thus exposing his original posts and promises as lies.
- EE members suffers a disconnect and loses his HAC and slave pod to some randoms. Again, our faithful alt sends a mail to see if a second juicy KM will prompt some isk from fool. Again, he goes straight to the forums with the killmails and pays up nothing, proving that all he ever wanted was free mercenary work (which he didn't actually get)
13th March - By this time, EE are crying, shaking and completely unable to operate. Our killboard stats are a pitiful 1323 Ships killed (80.23B ISK) 113 Ships lost (13.51B ISK) - 85.59% efficiency
- A random stranger (Amelita en Daire) appears and repeatedly whelps multiple cyno ships to our gatecamp. He then sends an extremely vulgar email to one of our pilots threatening to kill his mother and sexually assault his children IRL (classy). He then tells our pilot that the mail was not in fact meant for him, but for somebody else. My shenanigans sense goes off, so I convo our mystery pilot, who explains that the mail was actually meant for a member of "Goonswarm" to whom he had just paid 1 billion isk to hot drop us, but who had failed to deliver on that promise. I ask why he would pay 1 billion to goons to randomly target a lowsec alliance, to which he responds "You guys kicked me out so I have to get revenge". "Oh, so you're JBlazed on another alt?" I say. The guy immediately drops convo.
So let's recap: This guy got kicked from alliance, went on an impotent rant on the forums, failed to deliver on any promises of isk for KMs, failed to impact our alliance in any way and then jumped headlong into a goon scam to hotdrop us for 1 billion isk.
Total loss to JBlazed: 1 billion isk and any dignity he may have been clutching on to Total loss to Easily Excited: Nothing we wouldn't have lost from general piracy funtimes anyway
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OmegaWolf1
Edge of Reality Easily Excited
9
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Posted - 2014.03.13 21:15:00 -
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Amelita en Daire wrote:Really? Do you say so omegawolf1? I do. |
Amelita en Daire
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.03.13 21:18:00 -
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Well.. Once again i have to say. I am not Jblaze but it sounds like he is having a hard time. |
OmegaWolf1
Edge of Reality Easily Excited
9
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Posted - 2014.03.13 21:24:00 -
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Not as hard as you today, ty for seeding us with cynos tho.
Somewhere inside you, there is a "gr goons" growing for all the wrong reasons.
.....except the bil you gave them, maybe a ~right~reason |
Amelita en Daire
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2014.03.13 21:26:00 -
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I have no idea what you are talking about.... |
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OmegaWolf1
Edge of Reality Easily Excited
9
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Posted - 2014.03.13 21:28:00 -
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Amelita en Daire wrote:I have no idea what you are talking about....
I couldn't POSSIBLY comment. |
Amelita en Daire
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.03.13 21:32:00 -
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What do i have to do to prove that i am not this guy? |
OmegaWolf1
Edge of Reality Easily Excited
9
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Posted - 2014.03.13 21:33:00 -
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Favorite part of all this, your first post was in this thread!
Go you! :dance: |
Flaming Forum Spammer
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.03.13 21:38:00 -
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OP sounds like a douchebag, good job kicking him |
Lazy Eagle
Edge of Reality Easily Excited
87
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Posted - 2014.03.13 21:40:00 -
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Flaming Forum Spammer wrote:OP sounds like a douchebag, good job kicking him Sadly enough, we tried to just have him transfer corps....... and within hours, he sperged out again. |
Lazy Eagle
Edge of Reality Easily Excited
87
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Posted - 2014.03.13 21:59:00 -
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Disregard this rule breaking post.
Must be all the pressure we are feeling as a result of this terrible feud. |
Senjiu Kanuba
Precision Strike Brigade Easily Excited
2
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Posted - 2014.03.13 22:04:00 -
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Amelita en Daire wrote:Really? Do you say so omegawolf1?
Amelita en Daire wrote:What do i have to do to prove that i am not this guy?
Maybe avoid posting without thinking.
Actually, maybe start thinking while playing computer games too, not just while posting in forums. I know, there are games that are more about reaction time and instinct, like.. uh... maybe Need for Speed or something. But eve is definitely one of the games where using your brain helps a LOT.
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Kyperion
General Washington's Irregulars
24
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Posted - 2014.03.14 04:50:00 -
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This was an entertaining read. |
RomeStar
Empire Investments Logistics
389
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Posted - 2014.03.14 18:38:00 -
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Brittney Kuha wrote:Posting in an alt because I don't want them to know I'm posting this incase they are reading. I was kicked because I didn't get along with a few members, and the head honcho Talon Draygo just had one of cronies send me a good bye letter, with 24 hours to move my stuff. My aliance is comprised of a bunch of gate camping pirate corps in low sec, all they do is pop anyone that enters they're system, and sit in carriers at the CBD station like bitches. They deserve a little payback.
Well if they didnt know who you were before they know who you are now LOL really you need to be nominated for the darwin award.
Signatured removed, CCP Phantom |
Brittney Kuha
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2014.03.28 22:46:00 -
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So i just logged on and read whats happened and it's seriously has me in stiches. First off, I havent paid a sinlge dime to any person and never will. 1 bill isk? U serious? U must be dense to believe I actually paid someone anything. And that dude before is not me, seriously. There are other people in this game that send hateful messages when they get killed. Obviously you all are infatuated with killing me and think every noob that flys into ur system is my alt. Seriously laughs all around. I havent even signed on any of my accounts in 2 weeks. Believe me or not, i dont know how to show proof, but I find this hilarious that u thought I paid anyone to kill you and you thought I was this poor dude. Have fun guys. |
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Brittney Kuha
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.03.28 23:09:00 -
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Oh and flame me all you want, I love the fact that I could make an alt, type some words, and get some decent kills out of thin air with a 1 month old account for no isk or danger. Right I know I didn't get the kills, but to be fair they probably wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for the 14.99 i spent some weeks ago and my own words. Simple really. Love me or hate me, this was fun. |
Brittney Kuha
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.03.28 23:16:00 -
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lol even harder From: iheartventuresyay manboobs Sent: 2014.03.28 23:04 To: Kahdath,
No **** sherlock. I knew u guys were too stupid to understand this all was a troll effort. I do love that someone convinced you i sent them 1 bill though. And that some noob got labeled as me and you trolled him. I've had more fun in the forums then I ever did playing the actual game with ya'll! Hey keep getting so angry btw, its fun to read!
Re: lol even harder From: Kahdath To: iheartventuresyay manboobs INBOXRemove Label Nobody got angry - we were laughing at your stupid clueless ass the whole time.
The way you can't create an alt without giving it away 2 seconds later.
The way you can't keep a story straight.
The way you lost so many ships because you were too ******* stupid to learn how the game works.
The way everybody on the forum thread thought you were an idiot
The way you think you affected us in any way
The way you were a butthurt little ***** because you got kicked out
BOTTOM LINE SON - You got kicked out because you were too ******* stupid to be in this alliance. Then we laughed at you for being a butthurt little *****.
Joke's on you son.
Hahahahhaha
hahahahahahha
hahahahhahahahaha
I just love these guys, so sad. Especially with the childrens hahahahaha ending.
Here is my Killboard btw just to put it out there how bad I am. I understand I am a noob, only a month into the game and that I need to train for a few more months to do anything special. I really do, seriously..
https://zkillboard.com/character/1986344518/kills/ |
Laiannah Sahireen
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
60
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Posted - 2014.03.29 01:10:00 -
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At this point you're just making yourself look worse with each post. Please let this thread die for everybody's sake. |
Clio Fenatti
Tekniks
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Posted - 2014.03.29 02:05:00 -
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http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/540/811/e45.png |
Jack Lennox
Killing With a Smile
58
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Posted - 2014.03.29 09:42:00 -
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well this is interesting
KWAS is now recruiting!-á Incursion Running, L4 Missions, Orca boosts for mining, and small gang WH PvE/PvP |
Lazy Eagle
Intentionally Dense Easily Excited
88
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Posted - 2014.03.29 19:41:00 -
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Brittney Kuha wrote:WORDS
Dude find peace, this is getting sad. |
Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar E.A.R.T.H. Federation
364
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Posted - 2014.03.29 22:38:00 -
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Why would you pay so little for a POS kill?
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WouldYouEver HaveSexWith aGoat
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
11
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Posted - 2014.03.31 14:35:00 -
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Read the whole thing almost. Would read it again.
This thread is the best and worst at the same time. |
Brittney Kuha
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2014.04.01 05:42:00 -
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^like |
Valleria Darkmoon
Convicts and Savages Shadow Cartel
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Posted - 2014.04.01 06:23:00 -
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I think I'm reading the forums during a lucid dream again, there is no way this can be real.... |
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