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0verkill
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Posted - 2006.05.03 19:18:00 -
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Originally by: Fi T'Zeh
Originally by: 0verkill Seleene plz stop spreading rumors about you being blacklights alt as we all know that fitz is blacklights alt and as claimed in a vid long ago shrike is fit'z alt so that account consists of shrike / blacklight / fitz duh
stfu Kurenin
please stop flaming me blacklight. 0verkill Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean we aren't out to get you.
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MysticNZ
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Posted - 2006.05.03 20:18:00 -
[122]
Ovuer runs bob. -=====-
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Dracolich
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Posted - 2006.05.05 00:28:00 -
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The devs uses Bob to test their in-game changes. _______________________________________
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Intel
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Posted - 2006.05.05 03:14:00 -
[124]
There was more than 1 gunman involved in the Kennedy assasination......
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Manic Mole
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Posted - 2006.05.06 00:27:00 -
[125]
I am a figment of your imagination!
Join My Corp. my posts do not represent my corp.
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Abyss Jack
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Posted - 2006.05.07 18:06:00 -
[126]
my sig was made in 10 sec.
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Kilgrave
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Posted - 2006.05.07 20:01:00 -
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BoB,MC,ISS killed JFK. BoB,MC,ISS shot down the U.F.O. at Roswell and grabbed all the T2 BPO's in it. Black Light is really Chuck Norris.
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Artilleur Mi
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Posted - 2006.05.07 23:32:00 -
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i saw something dropped from the sky, yes a big metalic object that look like a spotlight
omg ! im in the truman show and you are all f******* actors
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Ange1
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Posted - 2006.05.07 23:43:00 -
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Edited by: Ange1 on 07/05/2006 23:43:56 Chuck Norris has a T2 Titan with Roundhouse Kick II as its superweapon. There are further rumours that TomB's Nerfbat has no effect on it...
The Establishment is at your service...
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Artilleur Mi
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Posted - 2006.05.07 23:46:00 -
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i can prove my theory, see chuck noris is an actor like all of you
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Dracolich
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Posted - 2006.05.08 01:22:00 -
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1) Eve is really a case study on human behavior... or lack thereof. 2) Petitions are only handled by random automatic responses. 3) Lag only exists for people that are being examined more closely in the case study. 4) Jovians are only a myth. 5) Bugs are part of the case study. 6) Oveur is really SirMolle,- when he is sober. 7) Mercenary Coalition was really meant to be Mining Coalition, but Seleene drank his first beer the day of its creation. 8) Kladdkaka is not a swedish word, but in reality russian, and means "what the ****", or "Who put water in my vodka?". 9) CCP is in reality CCCP(USSR), and eve is remnants of their spaceprogram. 10) Celestial Apocalypse has always been a pirate organization. 11) BoB are really trying to make 0.0 available for all. 12) Blacklight kept his promise about stopping his beverage ingestion. 13) These are not conspiracy theories, but facts. 14) The number that shows how many people there are on TQ is just the real number multiplied by a random number. 15) Tomb only nerfs, what he doesn't use himself. 16) Seleene fabricates the contracts himself. 17) Bugs are created by using the "bug-omatic(TM)", which was created by Bill Gates. 18) Bill Gates also created the "bug-hunter(TM)" but is now under the influence of the "bug-omatic(TM). 19) Charisma will be useful once the Jovians arrive. 20) CCP plays WOW in their spare time, and are all members of the Leeroy Jenkins fanclub. _______________________________________
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Stern Maxwell
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Posted - 2006.05.08 06:41:00 -
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The Jove Empire is really only 1342 people, and the highest form of technology they have accomplished is LAWNMOWERS!
What everyone thinks is Jove Space is really just where the Stalin, the Man of Steel who rules with an IRON FIST (hes a robot, duh!) is hiding behind his Irony Curtain.
Matt Damon a refugee from "Jove space" had this to say, "Matt Damon!"
The Galactic Empire with Palpatine the Noble at its head really crushed the Rebellion and brought peace and order to the galaxy. Expanding its territory and bringing great public works, quality of life, and free ice cream to the people of space, they set foot in BOB space, in turn pushing them from thier land, and into HUZZAH space, starting a chain reaction as the Empire sweeps through the EVE galaxy, repairs the EVE gate, invades the milky way galaxy, and eventually to earth.
Apon discovering earth's historical records we find that Stalin was orginally a tyrant on this planet, but lost due to the econimic form of his country, which made no sence and slaves of its people. So the Empire heads to "Jove space" with a giant bananna apoc as a battering ram to bring him out of power and take care of any lingering forms of vampire and werewolves from that area.
The Lock Ness creature doesnt like this because all of a sudden it cant get the delicoius scordite it liked to eat and formed a pack with bigfoot, a jackalope and el'chucabre to fight Santa and the Easter bunny which the wicked witch of the west flew overhead and cackled at the melee.
Meanwhile pay-per-view was making a fortune at the ensuing nonsence and was able to afford a fleet of 5000 Titans. They joined up with Apple and AOL to make the most evil buisness of the universe. Soone AOL powered I-Pod's grew intellgent and decided that they should rule over humanity.
The human Empire(s) fought a fierce war with no ability to understand the AOL tech support CSR's during the entirity of a 5 minute nap, thus giving up and forced into revolutionary style warfare with the I-Pods! Rows of battleships on both sides lined up stood face to face and fired at each-other, but alas! The Humans had more numbers (vastly) and success after success was thiers.
Until... the I-Pod MOTHERSHIP was constructed. The size and mass of 40,000 small stars, it was nearly unscratchable! BUT a flaw in the design with lead to a reactor port, in which a heavy missle, or smaller could fly down the exhaust vent, setting off a chain reaction in the reactor and destroying the enemy ship!
George Lucas tried to sue the I-Pod's for ripping off his idea, and the I-Pod's killed him. Both Human and I-Pod had a huge peace festvile in light of his death. When the I-Pod's weren't looking, the humans uploaded a virus into thier network, disrupting the I-pods and making them have mass crashes. The humans had VICTORY!
And there were Cheetos!
THE END....
Or is it?
MUHAHAHAHAHA
_________________________ Dont pop my ship...
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