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Wrayeth
Inexorable Retribution
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Posted - 2014.03.08 14:25:00 -
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Jenn aSide wrote:[snip]
Which is why right now there is a 3 year old girl in North Texas who dos not play EVE, but who's very first word wasn't dada or momma....it was BOMB!
Epic. Also, I lolled hard. |
Eiwol Ressiv
Extorsion Productions.
0
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Posted - 2014.03.08 14:32:00 -
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mine is 3 years old and her first english words(we are dutch) where: WARP DRIVE ACTIVE! |
Jenn aSide
STK Scientific Initiative Mercenaries
5007
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Posted - 2014.03.08 15:41:00 -
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As far as LARPing goes, I had people on the forums laughing hard when I told them what I did to get over the "EVE withdrawls" last June when EVE got shut down from those attacks.
I was on vacation from work (which of course is WHY EVE was down for several days, I must have pissed off some Nordic God in a past life or something and EVE was made to torment me). I had my Step-Son's boys over and we make paper airpplanes all the time for "air to air combat". This time I decided to get a bag of rubber bands and make some paper planes and wrote names on the wings. The most priceless moment was when my 6 year old step-grandson asked me "what are you writing on the wings?".
I was righting "Corpus Pope", "Corpus Harbinger", "Dark Blood Arch Bishop" and such on the wings. Then the boys got to shoot rubber bands at the paper airplanes I launched (I made them with folded up wing ends so they would loop in the air instead of just flying forward, sometiems they would float down in a kind o spiral dive) and i gave them a quarter for every one that were able to shoot down (2 quaters for the dark blood).
Yep, while everyone else who plays EVE Online was going through withdrawls, I was running Blood Raider anomalies in my Den. Even got an escalation when one of the boy's rubber bands hit one of my wife's ceramic figurines and broke it. Wife escaltions are WAy harder to tank than 10/10s...... |
Don Aubaris
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Posted - 2014.03.08 15:42:00 -
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Nice stories
You just know one of those kids is gonna be like Ender Now CCP has only to introduce a Molecular Disruption Device and the Empires will bring peace to Null-Sec. |
Hehaw Jimbojohnson
Sheep Can Hear A Zipper From A Mile Away
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Posted - 2014.03.08 15:57:00 -
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Letting 10 year old girls play this game is guaranteed to end badly. The average EVE player hearing a girl on teamspeak will start linking **** and talking about all of the dirty things they want to do to her, and probably won't even think about how old she may, or may not, be. |
MutnantRebel
Shamrock a knock Inc.
53
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Posted - 2014.03.08 16:55:00 -
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This is why she's not allowed to chat on public chat. Other than to see who's in local, so she can determine friend, neut, or foe. NO I will not take your sister for payment! I'm married to one sister already! |
Victor Andall
Complexes and Abaddons
231
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Posted - 2014.03.08 18:18:00 -
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So did you tell your kids to send you their allowance money so you can double it?
You know, to teach them a harsh lesson.
Other than that, props for making sure your kids enjoy a rather difficult game like EVE. I just undocked for the first time and someone challenged me to a duel. Wat do?
Andall Combat Tournaments - on hiatus. Contact for more information. |
Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
550
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Posted - 2014.03.08 19:09:00 -
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MutnantRebel wrote:This is why she's not allowed to chat on public chat. Other than to see who's in local, so she can determine friend, neut, or foe.
Good to see parents taking their responsibility, allowing their kids a much greater experience, like enjoying Eve online. When monitored it's actually a pretty neat game, especially as once you get past the surface layer of the community. Alot of people in Eve are great & helpful, as long as you take responsibility & are willing to learn, a quality that is great for kids to see & learn (just need a responsible parent to shield m from the surface layer )
Keep up your parenting, and perhaps one day your kids will be leading alliances to war once they grow up -áShrouded in mystery, the Jovian race Wing Commander Okuuda discharged dishonorably and later found dead |
Anya Klibor
Guy Fawkes Trust Fund 31ST Reliables Division
663
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Posted - 2014.03.08 19:14:00 -
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Christmas Eve was a get-together at my grandmother's house (and, sadly, the last one I'll have with her. RIP nana. :*( ), and as usual my immediate family and i got there hours early. So I helped set everything up and then pulled out the laptop for some game play before I had to socialize. My uncle, aunt, and three-year-old niece Maggie showed up. My uncle is a commander in the Navy, and more importantly with the SEALs. His daughter takes after him, and myself (a Marine captain).
So anyways I'm flying about, and a guy on our teamspeak server is just talking **** to me. I have headphones on because no one should hear that, and also the niece is on my lap. After fifteen minutes of listening to him swear and talk crap, my niece tugs on my coat sleeve. Looking down, she gives me the most innocent look and says:
"After you blow up his ship, tell him to go **** himself!"
She then hops off my lap and runs giggling to her father, leaving both myself and him stunned. Apparently she could hear it. :D |
Divine Entervention
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
100
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Posted - 2014.03.08 20:07:00 -
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Appears to me as though the kids have to compete with a video game for the attention of their father. |
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Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
907
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Posted - 2014.03.08 21:09:00 -
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MutnantRebel wrote: Yup. I came out and my kids were all "The station was blown up and we had to get our pods out!" LOL I found it cute as all get out, my son's 6 and my daughter 10, who's now flying in the corp I made just for us, and the both of them had a blanket over the coffee table and this was their "pod". Then they came out and said they were podded and had to go to their rooms to their other clones LOL. Man, this could get pretty interesting! believe I have created monsters! Alas, this is why Eve is great tho! Imagination sparked by CCP is the greatest part of the product they've produced, giving people the ability to truly reach for the stars! To own them even. THANK YOU CCP! YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!
Hit your children. |
Your Dad Naked
State War Academy Caldari State
149
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Posted - 2014.03.08 23:07:00 -
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One of the worst things you can do for your kid's upbringing is exposing them to EVE Online.
EVE Online is pretty much High School Online. Grown adults acting like they are still 16 year old brats, creating social networks and hierarchy eerily similar to that of high-school students.
Do yourself a favor OP, and pretend EVE never existed when it comes to your kids. |
Michael Ruckert
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
88
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Posted - 2014.03.09 02:29:00 -
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Ender's Game begins with EVE. "No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
4409
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Posted - 2014.03.09 04:55:00 -
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Take some of these and put them on go-carts and you're LARPing EvE.
Bring back DEEEEP Space! |
WaterMarks
24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2014.03.09 08:10:00 -
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keep them out of null... i heard boosters are a gateway drug...
-Fly Reckless- |
Drake Doe
SVER True Blood General Tso's Alliance
455
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Posted - 2014.03.09 17:58:00 -
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Your Dad Naked wrote:One of the worst things you can do for your kid's upbringing is exposing them to EVE Online.
EVE Online is pretty much High School Online. Grown adults acting like they are still 16 year old brats, creating social networks and hierarchy eerily similar to that of high-school students.
Do yourself a favor OP, and pretend EVE never existed when it comes to your kids. Not every teenager is a brat, some of us just like to pew pew people who think age alone equals greater maturity and intelligence. "The homogenization of EVE began when Gallente and Caldari started sharing a weapon system."---Vermaak Doe-- "Ohh squabbles ohh I love my dust trolls like watching an episode of Maury with less " Is he my Dad " but more of " My Neighbor took a dump on my lawn " good episode! *pops more corn*" ---Evernub-- |
Galaxy Pig
New Order Logistics CODE.
863
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Posted - 2014.03.09 19:29:00 -
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This story is great. You know, my nieces (6 &9) once brought me a bunch of pictures they had drawn of me killing care bears. The pictures were pretty graphic, they had interpreted the care bears to be actual little bears, like in the show, and depicted them dying in bloody ways, it was adorable. You've inspired me to finally take pics and share their art. Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory.-áAll miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code.-áMining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com to learn more. |
Slymah
Reoples
186
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Posted - 2014.03.09 22:06:00 -
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"Artillery Shot! Artillery Shot! Artillery Shot!" |
Foodpimp
Heaven's Harvesters LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
147
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Posted - 2014.03.09 22:27:00 -
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Alejandro Rebenga wrote:If i had kids, i wouldn't expose them to EvE at such an early age. I'd find a lighter space/sci-fi genre for them to exercise their imaginations with, but definitely not EvE.
Pretty cool who you told someone else to parent....douche |
Onictus
Silver Snake Enterprise Fatal Ascension
871
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Posted - 2014.03.10 01:07:00 -
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Your Dad Naked wrote:One of the worst things you can do for your kid's upbringing is exposing them to EVE Online.
EVE Online is pretty much High School Online. Grown adults acting like they are still 16 year old brats, creating social networks and hierarchy eerily similar to that of high-school students.
Do yourself a favor OP, and pretend EVE never existed when it comes to your kids.
I take all of my parenting advice from Your Dad Naked.
....said no one ever. |
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Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
349
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Posted - 2014.03.10 01:15:00 -
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Jenn aSide wrote: Even got an escalation when one of the boy's rubber bands hit one of my wife's ceramic figurines and broke it. Wife escaltions are WAy harder to tank than 10/10s...... your missing a couple of 0's on that. If in doubt...do...excessively. |
Ralph King-Griffin
Var Foundation inc.
349
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Posted - 2014.03.10 01:23:00 -
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Jenn aSide wrote: Even got an escalation when one of the boy's rubber bands hit one of my wife's ceramic figurines and broke it. Wife escaltions are WAy harder to tank than 10/10s...... you'r missing a couple of 0's on that.
Onictus wrote:Your Dad Naked wrote:One of the worst things you can do for your kid's upbringing is exposing them to EVE Online.
EVE Online is pretty much High School Online. Grown adults acting like they are still 16 year old brats, creating social networks and hierarchy eerily similar to that of high-school students.
Do yourself a favor OP, and pretend EVE never existed when it comes to your kids. I take all of my parenting advice from Your Dad Naked. ....said no one ever. Pow! Right in the kisser!! (seriously dude[Your Dad Naked], get a Forum alt)
my own note: my sons recognise the apocalypse hull as "dady's space ship". If in doubt...do...excessively. |
ZAKURELL0 LINDA
Black Scorpions Inc Circle-Of-Two
52
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Posted - 2014.03.10 03:00:00 -
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i cant wait to check the 1st km from a 5 or 6 yrs old kid, it will be amazing. o, and dun miss that pod buddy RIP Iron Lady |
DaReaper
Net 7 The Last Brigade
238
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Posted - 2014.03.10 03:58:00 -
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A story...
A few years ago, in 06 i made my first alliance. One day, one of my alliance mates had his i think 3 year old near as he played eve. And on TS you could her scream 'go away ebil pirates!' it was cute as hell. lol
So today, i was chilling and my 3 year old come sin and goes 'dad i want to play eve' I was like 'eve? eve online?' he goes "yea eve... i want to pew pew' I must say i have never been prouder lol |
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