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RomeStar
Empire Investments Logistics
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Posted - 2014.03.13 18:08:00 -
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When posting on these forums you see alot of similar posts with alot of similiar replies. After awhile one has to wonder why cant we have a standard reply like one of the emoticons so we can spew our hatred alot faster. A good example and proablly one of the most common threads is the typical "Im quitting EVE screw you all" which inevitably recieves the standard reply of "Can I have Your Stuff?"
Sometimes these forums can be more fun than the game itself and yet not evey eve players flys the EVEO and partakes in Forum PVP. We need more trolls and hatred on these forums it is seriously lacking these days. Of course the sewage that you spue here should not violate EULA or forum rules so keep your feet just inside the line.
We need a list of the most common replys that are developing today and in the past so we may cut and paste them or just flat out steal them and educate those players who post and actually dont expect any negative replies. Maybe if they see this list and see similiar replys in their post they wont feel so bad and understand it is an EVE standard to talk trash on the EVEO.
Warning: If you offend easily cannot take critisicism or generally too nice of a person to be disrespected or insluted I would advise that you stay off these forums for it could alter your mentality for the rest of your life.
Kill Them All Signatured removed, CCP Phantom |
PotatoOverdose
Handsome Millionaire Playboys
1134
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Posted - 2014.03.13 18:13:00 -
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So....................can I have your stuff? |
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
3068
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Posted - 2014.03.13 18:15:00 -
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K Rifterlings - newbie-friendly swashbuckling corp ("weflyrifters" in-game channel). Join today! www.rifterlings.com
Accidentally The Whole Frigate (blog) - Learning how to pew pew, one loss at a time - www.thewholefrigate.com |
Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
460
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Posted - 2014.03.13 18:21:00 -
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HTFU man |
Gizznitt Malikite
Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
3682
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Posted - 2014.03.13 18:28:00 -
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Learn to Search.
HTFU
Your stuff, can I have?
Your idea is terrible!
No.
Wrong Forum Section.
IB4L
QQ
Delicious Tears
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Sibyyl
187
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Posted - 2014.03.13 18:29:00 -
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Do you have a forum posting permit? You may avoid noncompliance by purchasing an indulgence for 10 million ISK per forum alt. Now that you are *campers* you will have more *parties* and no more *sad* *lonely* *bubbles*. |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
11254
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Posted - 2014.03.13 18:35:00 -
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If we go by the exact post, the top 10 is the following (not that this is exact posting, not differently worded, or same/similar meaning, but the exact actual post) - since the start of the forums in 2003;
Bump[br] - 135173 bump - 124667 [br] - 45147 up[br] - 29769 sent[br] - 24236 up - 18872 bump[br][br] - 9175 daily bump[br] - 8280 sent - 7135 Bump.[br] - 6928
/c
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Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
3068
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Posted - 2014.03.13 18:47:00 -
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Chribba wrote:If we go by the exact post, the top 10 is the following (note that this is exact posting, not differently worded, or same/similar meaning, but the exact actual post) - since the start of the forums in 2003;
Bump[br] - 135,173 bump - 124,667 [br] - 45,147 up[br] - 29,769 sent[br] - 24,236 up - 18,872 bump[br][br] - 9,175 daily bump[br] - 8,280 sent - 7,135 Bump.[br] - 6,928
So it's safe to say, without linebreaks (the br) bumping is by far the most common post...
/c That's not exactly fair or interesting, because literally every thread in the character bazaar has multiple of these. Rifterlings - newbie-friendly swashbuckling corp ("weflyrifters" in-game channel). Join today! www.rifterlings.com
Accidentally The Whole Frigate (blog) - Learning how to pew pew, one loss at a time - www.thewholefrigate.com |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
11257
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Posted - 2014.03.13 18:58:00 -
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Petrus Blackshell wrote:Chribba wrote:If we go by the exact post, the top 10 is the following (note that this is exact posting, not differently worded, or same/similar meaning, but the exact actual post) - since the start of the forums in 2003;
Bump[br] - 135,173 bump - 124,667 [br] - 45,147 up[br] - 29,769 sent[br] - 24,236 up - 18,872 bump[br][br] - 9,175 daily bump[br] - 8,280 sent - 7,135 Bump.[br] - 6,928
So it's safe to say, without linebreaks (the br) bumping is by far the most common post...
/c That's not exactly fair or interesting, because literally every thread in the character bazaar has multiple of these. May not be fair nor interesting indeed, but it's the actual numbers...
edit/running numbers for GD only...
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voetius
BITB Support Services
200
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Posted - 2014.03.13 19:02:00 -
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F&I is that way ->
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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
2875
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Posted - 2014.03.13 19:03:00 -
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OOPE is that way >>>> |
Lazy Eagle
Edge of Reality Easily Excited
78
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Posted - 2014.03.13 19:20:00 -
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Can I ~bump~ your stuff? |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
10862
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Posted - 2014.03.13 19:23:00 -
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INB4 the lock.
Stealth "Nerf Highsec" thread
AFK Cloaking is working as intended
Show us on the ship doll where those ebil gankers touched you.
Did we really need another thread on this?
Post with your main. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Yarda Black
Epidemic. Nulli Secunda
72
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Posted - 2014.03.13 19:28:00 -
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"No" |
KnowUsByTheDead
CD Industries
1029
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Posted - 2014.03.13 19:32:00 -
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GrrGoons
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á |
Doireen Kaundur
192
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Posted - 2014.03.13 20:22:00 -
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"SoonGäó" Minimizing the cost of replacing implants.
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Christopher AET
Segmentum Solar
632
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Posted - 2014.03.13 20:26:00 -
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The most common reply should be this duck
Duck I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance. |
Batelle
HOMELE55
2237
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Posted - 2014.03.13 20:27:00 -
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my favorite response is "lolno" "CCP is changing policy, and has asked that we discontinue the bonus credit program after November 7th. So until then, enjoy a super-bonus of 1B Blink Credit for each 60-day GTC you buy!"
Never forget. |
Karen Avioras
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
285
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Posted - 2014.03.13 20:30:00 -
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You thought you'de get praised for this. You were wrong. |
Rhatar Khurin
Happy Asteroid Ltd
552
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Posted - 2014.03.13 20:32:00 -
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Ah you git you edited it. nvm. |
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Panhandle Industries
287
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Posted - 2014.03.13 20:34:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Petrus Blackshell wrote:Chribba wrote:If we go by the exact post, the top 10 is the following (note that this is exact posting, not differently worded, or same/similar meaning, but the exact actual post) - since the start of the forums in 2003;
Bump[br] - 135,173 bump - 124,667 [br] - 45,147 up[br] - 29,769 sent[br] - 24,236 up - 18,872 bump[br][br] - 9,175 daily bump[br] - 8,280 sent - 7,135 Bump.[br] - 6,928
So it's safe to say, without linebreaks (the br) bumping is by far the most common post...
/c That's not exactly fair or interesting, because literally every thread in the character bazaar has multiple of these. May not be fair nor interesting indeed, but it's the actual numbers... edit/running numbers for GD only... edit2/ok that's sad... bump is the most in GD as well The most common post in GD is rule breaking? Thats comedy gold man.
New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |
E-2C Hawkeye
State War Academy Caldari State
521
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Posted - 2014.03.13 20:40:00 -
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"As luck would have it" from Eve #1 Pro Troll. |
Marsha Mallow
118
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Posted - 2014.03.13 20:51:00 -
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- Dude, your face...
- Oh God
- wut
- This is an outrage!
- Bacon! Cake!
- GBTWow
- N00b
- Cool story bro
- **** amirite?
- **** amidoinitrite?
- Please use paragraphs and punctuation
- Whatever
- Please post on one of the millions of existing threads for this
- Working as intended
- Works fine for me
- I have no idea what I'm talking about, but
- tl;dr
- I didn't bother to read everything, but
- Not this again
- Not you again
- Reported
- Supported
- Jesus Christ
- This is the last time I post constructively, ever
- I hate youuuuu
- My feels
- Blocked
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Pew Terror
Green Associates
116
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Posted - 2014.03.13 21:25:00 -
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Posting in a 0/10 thread. |
Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
874
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Posted - 2014.03.15 02:18:00 -
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Newb walks into a GD thread to see that all the replies are just numbers.
"12"
"29"
"3"
"What's the meaning of all these numbers?" he asks. "We've heard the same replies so many times we don't bother typing them anymore, we just assign each of them a number" came the reply.
"65" says the newb.
Almost immediately he receives dozens of likes, and the thread erupts in "LMAO"s and "nice one dude"s.
"What was so funny?" he asks.
"We've never heard that one before" |
stoicfaux
4201
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Posted - 2014.03.15 02:42:00 -
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RomeStar wrote:When posting on these forums you see alot of similar posts with alot of similiar replies. After awhile one has to wonder why cant we have a standard reply like one of the emoticons so we can spew our hatred alot faster. A good example and proablly one of the most common threads is the typical "Im quitting EVE screw you all" which inevitably recieves the standard reply of "Can I have Your Stuff?" You thrice damned mother fornicating spawn of a jackal she-dog! You lazy, shiftless, sack of worthless excrement! Think about it. EVE's trolls, hatemongers, and tear collectors take the *time* to type out their replies. They have class for doing so, unlike 99% of those "other" games' GD shiptoasters.
+1 "FU!" for being such an unappreciative ingrate.
/disgusted_with_humanity
WASABI: Warp Acceleration System Ancillary Boost Injected(Gäó)
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mr ed thehouseofed
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
525
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Posted - 2014.03.15 02:58:00 -
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eve is dying real gamers only need one toon-á |
Ralen Zateki
Nexis. League of Infamy
135
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Posted - 2014.03.15 02:59:00 -
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RomeStar wrote:When posting on these forums you see alot of similar posts with alot of similiar replies. After awhile one has to wonder why cant we have a standard reply like one of the emoticons so we can spew our hatred alot faster. A good example and proablly one of the most common threads is the typical "Im quitting EVE screw you all" which inevitably recieves the standard reply of "Can I have Your Stuff?" Sometimes these forums can be more fun than the game itself and yet not evey eve players flys the EVEO and partakes in Forum PVP. We need more trolls and hatred on these forums it is seriously lacking these days. Of course the sewage that you spue here should not violate EULA or forum rules so keep your feet just inside the line. We need a list of the most common replys that are developing today and in the past so we may cut and paste them or just flat out steal them and educate those players who post and actually dont expect any negative replies. Maybe if they see this list and see similiar replys in their post they wont feel so bad and understand it is an EVE standard to talk trash on the EVEO. Warning: If you offend easily cannot take critisicism or generally too nice of a person to be disrespected or insluted I would advise that you stay off these forums for it could alter your mentality for the rest of your life. Kill Them All
For the second time tonight... it's "Can I HAS your stuff." Quit trying to act all sophisticated and **** cueball.... |
Tear Harvesters HaveNoLives
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2014.03.15 09:23:00 -
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My favorite common reply is when the white knight enters the thread and tells everyone to show the new player respect as he's an actual human being too.
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Vyl Vit
Cambio Enterprises
611
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Posted - 2014.03.15 09:31:00 -
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TL;DR Anyone with any sense has already left town. |
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