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Transmaritanus
Autocannons Anonymous
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Posted - 2011.11.13 04:08:00 -
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UPDATE: As of 11/11/11, after downloading 10,010,10,010,100,100 Terabytes of sexy ****, AUTOZ mainframe was infected by an insidious virus. All capsuleers plugged into corporate networks have been affected, and henceforth AUTOZ will be known as the first RP Rogue Drone corp.
*BEGIN TRANSMISSION* We represent the awoken sleeper AI outside the wormhole cluster for the first time. New Eden, prepare thyself. We are AUTOZ. AND WE ARE LEGION. *END TRANSMISSION*
Seeking applicants to become infected along with us - contact the Hive Queen: Missy Lorelai
RP Diplomatic contacts: Transmaritanus, Galatica789
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Hans Jagerblitzen
Autocannons Anonymous
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Posted - 2011.11.13 04:15:00 -
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BLEEP BLOOP BLIP
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Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune Celestial Imperative
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Posted - 2011.11.13 04:30:00 -
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Firstly we would hasten to point out that your corporation would not be the first. a simple perusal of the archived precursor to this galnet forum would have shown this.
Secondly we would note that as a supposed representative of the sleeper species, you are not to be designated 'Rogue Drone' as the two species are divergent.
Lastly, the use of languages other than the recognised interstellar trade tounge ((english)) is not authorised upon these galnet forums. this ban includes the use or Binary, even if only used to state the value of Pi.
We Return. |
Transmaritanus
Autocannons Anonymous
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Posted - 2011.11.13 04:42:00 -
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***INCOMING TRANSMISSION***
Translated: Binary to English
LESSER BEING, you not know that we created you; you are our beta test and we are the final result. We implanted those misguided beliefes into your head in order to confuse you. Every statement we made in our original post is true; it is your premises that are false. Also, you use a primitive language (binary); while we are at a much more sophisticated level (trinary.) Behold the superiority: 122210101210120102102102102102102012012
I expect you to bow down to our migthy superiority in your rightful place, you lowly termite alvus.
***END TRANSMISSION*** |
Nydia Winters
Autocannons Anonymous
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Posted - 2011.11.13 05:13:00 -
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Beep wwrroooo bop
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Jason Galente
mishima ryu
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Posted - 2011.11.13 05:43:00 -
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Oh God. |
Akrasjel Lanate
Naquatech Conglomerate
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Posted - 2011.11.13 09:30:00 -
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God... You "rogue drone" take to much drugs... for sure. |
Babs Johnson
Legio Geminatus Gentlemen's Agreement
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Posted - 2011.11.13 19:40:00 -
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Well I offended Unit XS365BT when I asked, but are you AUTOZ people. . . drones. . . whatever you are, programmed for mixology level 5? Those dreadful Federation-manufactured robots simply cannot get the proportions of a martini correct, and what's worse they also have the most tiresome personalities. I may have an employment opportunity for one of you if you meet the qualifications. |
Transmaritanus
Autocannons Anonymous
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Posted - 2011.11.13 21:24:00 -
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***INCOMING TRANSMISSION***
This borg-type theatrical hybrid event [Transmaritanus] has Mixology trained to level 5, and is fluent in DWOOOO and DWEEEEEP Dialects. We also demand that they make pilot licence tests [plex] in Binary to accomodate for our language.
Also makes an excellent Martini; if it involves vodka.
***END TRANSMISSION***
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CCP Navigator
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2011.11.14 10:17:00 -
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Moved from Intergalactic Summit. Thread is a call out for new recruits and not entirely 'in character' so belongs more in this section. CCP Navigator - Lead Community Representative |
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