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Van Steiza
Whale Girth Grand Sky Wizards
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Posted - 2014.03.23 22:40:00 -
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Well hello friends, I had this amazing idea for a second then thought about it a few times and I concluded that it would be cool if we had a battle report thread! Cool? I know right?!
Were we could post ya know " Battle reports " and hurf durfs in here.
Now I don't know if anyone has done one before and I did not want to check so without further adieu I present to you:
The Wormholes Battle Reports Thread: 2014
- Get Posting - May Tyrannosaurus Muhammad Be With You. |
Dirty Rider
Whale Girth Grand Sky Wizards
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Posted - 2014.03.23 22:46:00 -
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we came, we saw, we kicked there ass....typical AAR |
Proclus Diadochu
Obstergo Red Coat Conspiracy
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Posted - 2014.03.23 22:56:00 -
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Ziirn
Questionable Ethics. Ministry of Inappropriate Footwork
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Posted - 2014.03.23 23:29:00 -
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Van Steiza wrote:Well hello friends, I had this amazing idea for a second then thought about it a few times and I concluded that it would be cool if we had a battle report thread! Cool? I know right?! It is this mystical place where we could post ya know " Battle reports " and hurf durfs. Now I don't know if anyone has done one before and I did not want to check so without further adieu I present to you: The Wormholes Battle Reports Thread: 2014
- Get Posting - May Tyrannosaurus Muhammad Be With You.
How about you starting with the story for this https://zkillboard.com/related/31001971/201403231700/ |
The Cue
Applied Agoraphobia
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Posted - 2014.03.23 23:43:00 -
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2dreads vs 9 dreads and 6 carriers. Clearly the two dreads win... |
Quinn Corvez
Probe Patrol Awakened.
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Posted - 2014.03.24 00:19:00 -
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What the **** just happened? Dev hacks? |
Van Steiza
Whale Girth Grand Sky Wizards
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Posted - 2014.03.24 00:56:00 -
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Glorious Battle Report of Great Wormhole Justice in J133525
The Great PeopleGÇÖs Wizard Army had spent many days preparing for the day we would destroy our imperialist Awakened enemies. We were joined by the Grand Polish Proletariat Red Snackbar Fleet Who Always Leave Someone Behind Because TheyGÇÖre Not American, and our Eternal Allies of BACK-DOOR Intrusion known to most as Verge of Collapse, but to us, simply GÇ£BruceGÇ¥.
Great Fearless Leader Nutmegpainter, General of a Thousand Dragons and Caller of Many Targets At The Same Time, led our initial fleet to the enemyGÇÖs back door in nullsec because it was that time of the month. Just as we had the enemy wormhole in sight, one of their cowardly scouts jumped out and spotted our masterful plan. Great Fearless Leader Nutmegpainter, General of a Thousand Dragons and Sayer of a Thousand Jumps, called for all brave pilots to JUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPNOWJUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPANDWARPTOWARRANTYJUMPJUMPOKGUYSBURNANDJUMPNOWJUMPJUMP.
As we jumped in, eager to deliver the PeopleGÇÖs Justice to our Awakened targets and received fleet warps, it became clear to us that this would not be a normal fight. Fearless Leader Nutmegpainter, General of a Thousand Dragons and Provider of Hilarious Lossmails, had sent us into a fresh Core Garrison.
As we warp away, a wild Revelation appears from the enemy imperialist Awakened fleet and closes the nullsec hole before more of our brave comrades can join us in glorious battle. At this time, we land in the Core Garrison to find three enemy Lokis and an Archon. Great Fearless Leader Nutmegpainter, General of a Thousand Dragons and Provider of Worthy Content calls the Archon as our first target of justice and gives the signal to Log On All the Things.
As all our Things are logging on, the enemies of Awakened Imperialism warp in several other Things and suddenly our glorious battle becomes a three way fight as more than 20 neutral Sleepless Guardians are shooting everything. Our Things then warp into the fight and more of their Things also join.
Stuff happens: Our Swaglthings swung their pimp canes, more stuff happens.
As it becomes clear that the Sleeper Armies are going to win the three-way Glorious Battle of Wormhole Justice in J133525, Great Fearless Leader Nutmegpainter, General of a Thousand Dragons and He Who DidnGÇÖt Want That Nag Anyway gives the order to bravely warp out. Our fearless army obeys and a cloud of pods land on the enemy static. As we jump into the safety of the static, drunk with the knowledge that Great Justice has been done, we receive word from our brave scouts that the Sleeper Armies are continuing to deliver Awesome Justice to the Enemy Imperialist Awakened Fleet resulting in the destruction of even more enemy Things.
The final tally indicates that Great Justice was brought to the Imperialist Awakened enemy.
Team A (21 involved) - Great Peoples Wizard Army:
Team B (32 involved) - Fascist Imperial Nation: Awakend.
This Reddit link contains a link to the Kill-board and final Battle Report.
Killboard Link Found Here
Battle Report - Accredited To Glorious Assistant Editor And Chief Of Propaganda - Uncle Putz |
Putrudius
Whale Girth Grand Sky Wizards
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Posted - 2014.03.24 01:02:00 -
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I can confirm the details of most of the above. Most. |
Duke Wendo
Probe Patrol Awakened.
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Posted - 2014.03.24 07:17:00 -
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Great fight, shame the sleepers took down all our capitals (check the loss mails- sleepers did all the work) otherwise it would have been a totally different ending.
However a well planned and executed attack- great work guys! |
Kid Rocks
Probe Patrol Awakened.
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Posted - 2014.03.24 07:57:00 -
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Lets say: We took a little trip to Vegas. The house just won a little more then expected. Better luck next time! |
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TurboX3
V0LTA Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2014.03.24 08:19:00 -
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As per my EVE News post.
Can I say being a ex-wormholer, this post is pointless... Fact is the sleepers were on the Wizards side that day, its just sods law... Probe were a bit trigger happy & should have just let the Archon die instead of going balls deep.
This post is complete ego trash & I wouldn't expect anything else from Whale Girth...
No Trolling Please |
Kid Rocks
Probe Patrol Awakened.
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Posted - 2014.03.24 08:30:00 -
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Props to that last Nag pilot that got away though.. He was tanking like a BOSS! |
Van Steiza
Whale Girth Grand Sky Wizards
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Posted - 2014.03.24 09:08:00 -
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TurboX3 wrote:As per my EVE News post.
Can I say being a ex-wormholer, this post is pointless... Fact is the sleepers were on the Wizards side that day, its just sods law... Probe were a bit trigger happy & should have just let the Archon die instead of going balls deep.
This post is complete ego trash & I wouldn't expect anything else from Whale Girth...
Sir please - It is a battle report thread - This is one of many Battle reports.
As you can see it is hardly a trash talk more like battle shenanigans. |
Rek Seven
Probe Patrol Awakened.
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Posted - 2014.03.24 10:12:00 -
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Oh god, it wasn't a dream! +1 |
Dorn Val
Probe Patrol Awakened.
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Posted - 2014.03.24 17:16:00 -
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I almost set a new record; came close to losing a Tech 3 cruiser on both my main and an alt in a single fight. Thanks for bringing "the combined fleet of imperial justice" :) Was a lot of fun!
...and that Nag had the "+10 tank of damage taking" . Damn thing was just like my ex wife -flat out refused to go down! Sandbox: An enclosed area filled with sand for children engaged in open-ended, unstructured, imaginative play. Also a place for cats to urinate and defecate... |
unimatrix0030
Viperfleet Inc. Disavowed.
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Posted - 2014.03.24 20:32:00 -
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Sounds like fun! |
Van Steiza
Whale Girth Grand Sky Wizards
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Posted - 2014.03.29 20:18:00 -
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Hey SSC/NOHO whats the battle report for glorious vengeance against farmers in: J145416?
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Xtrah
NorCorp Enterprise No Holes Barred
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Posted - 2014.03.29 21:33:00 -
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D3NSE were evicting farmers which turned out to have more stuff that expected, so we got batphoned. They warped in on a small baitish fleet without proper scouting, we jumped in and they got dunked. Be nice to your Logistics pilots, it is the only ship class that can kill you by looking at your ship and do nothing...
http://www.youtube.com/NoHolesBarredEVE |
Ion Udan
Future Corps Sleeper Social Club
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Posted - 2014.03.30 00:50:00 -
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I'm so sad I missed this one, BR looks like a massacre! |
Skiff Chandler
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.04.03 14:55:00 -
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so i heard Sky wizards got dunked on to the tune of 20b to .32b wheres the AAR on that fight? |
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mechform
Obstergo Red Coat Conspiracy
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Posted - 2014.04.03 15:11:00 -
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Skiff Chandler wrote:so i heard Sky wizards got dunked on to the tune of 20b to .32b wheres the AAR on that fight?
maybe right next to the bag of npc alts Black Power - Brotha's in space unite! |
Rek Seven
Probe Patrol Awakened.
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Posted - 2014.04.03 15:20:00 -
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Their attacker probably didn't feel the need to inflate their e-peen like the ordinary sky wizards +1 |
Castor Troyy
You Can't Fool Owls Let It Bleed
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Posted - 2014.04.03 15:34:00 -
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TurboX3 wrote:As per my EVE News post.
Can I say being a ex-wormholer, this post is pointless... Fact is the sleepers were on the Wizards side that day, its just sods law... Probe were a bit trigger happy & should have just let the Archon die instead of going balls deep.
This post is complete ego trash & I wouldn't expect anything else from Whale Girth...
This BR was exceptional....it just kept getting better and better good job to Van
The fight looked like it was enjoyable on both sides...isn't that why we play this fcuking game? |
Drago Katsov
End-of-Line
17
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Posted - 2014.04.03 17:15:00 -
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https://zkillboard.com/related/31002454/201404030300/
I'm to lazy to type a wall of txt, so I'll let a Whale Girth member do it instead. |
Lenex Raay
Whale Girth Grand Sky Wizards
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Posted - 2014.04.03 17:30:00 -
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Ummm... I do not really know what actually happened. Sky Fighters bought me a drink last night. Next thing i know I'm waking up in the morning, bottle of lube next to the bed and a real sore ass.
I don't think I want to remember... |
Key Dett
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
47
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Posted - 2014.04.03 18:06:00 -
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GF Whale Girth.
Never liked that Damnation Anyways. |
Galen Darksmith
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
186
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Posted - 2014.04.03 18:07:00 -
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That Damnation is already replaced, etc. etc. "EVE is a dark and harsh world, you're supposed to feel a bit worried and slightly angry when you log in, you're not supposed to feel like you're logging in to a happy, happy, fluffy, fluffy lala land filled with fun and adventures, that's what hello kitty online is for." -CCP Wrangler |
CivilWars
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
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Posted - 2014.04.03 18:18:00 -
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1. I don't recall using any lube. ;)
2. Didn't you steal, I mean borrow, that damnation anyway? |
Alundil
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
454
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Posted - 2014.04.03 19:50:00 -
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Key Dett wrote:GF Whale Girth.
This without a doubt Clone mechanics enchancements Deep Space Probe Revival |
Havoc Zealot
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
211
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Posted - 2014.04.05 16:57:00 -
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Key Dett wrote:GF Whale Girth. .
12/10....would go down on again. |
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