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Tryaz
Improvised Tactics
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Posted - 2014.04.01 11:18:00 -
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"Patch notes for EVE Online: Rubicon 1.3.7 Released on Tuesday, April 1st, 2014
FIXES Miscellaneous
Various fixes have been deployed to make New Eden a better place for everyone."
Obviously no one has had a chance to log in and check yet but I'm gunna hazard a guess that these very bare patch notes might be a cover for an April Fool prank by CCP. Narrator of Chronicles of New Eden, the EVE audiobook series. Listen at www.soundcloud.com/chroniclesofneweden |

Cosmos Troy
Avatar Research Black Rose.
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Posted - 2014.04.01 11:19:00 -
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Oh good lord, are we gonna log in and all the stations have been turned to pixies  Research is a game of patience. Avatar Research |

Forum Clone 77777
Do You Even Irony Broew
223
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Posted - 2014.04.01 11:30:00 -
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No concord or npc navys in highsec, everyone gogo! |

Beofryn Sedorak
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2014.04.01 11:31:00 -
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Forum Clone 77777 wrote:No concord or npc navys in highsec, everyone gogo!
False. You're bad at April fools. |

Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
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Posted - 2014.04.01 11:33:00 -
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Kind of. The main problem was that it stopped being a joke three years laterGǪ GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Get a good start: Newbie skill plan 2.1. |

Forum Clone 77777
Do You Even Irony Broew
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Posted - 2014.04.01 11:34:00 -
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Beofryn Sedorak wrote:Forum Clone 77777 wrote:No concord or npc navys in highsec, everyone gogo! False. You're bad at April fools. Wooosh! |

Belt Scout
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Posted - 2014.04.01 13:31:00 -
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Whats funny is that none of you checked your redeemable items after logging in.
Thanks CCP.  EVE's only legitimate ISK halving service. I have 50Billion to not give away. It's easy for you to double my money. Just send me some isk, has to be 100Mil or higher, and I will send you back half. I can't lose. One guaranteed winner every round. Do it now. |

Moja Hinken
State War Academy Caldari State
26
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Posted - 2014.04.01 15:52:00 -
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Belt Scout wrote:Whats funny is that none of you checked your redeemable items after logging in. Thanks CCP. 
i see what you did there |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2014.04.01 16:54:00 -
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I now have a loud "dinging' sound whenever I press my spacebar key.....
Thanks CCP. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

KnowUsByTheDead
Krypteia Operations CODE.
1201
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Posted - 2014.04.01 18:22:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:I now have a loud "dinging' sound whenever I press my spacebar key.....
Thanks CCP.
Is this the sound?
 Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense. -á-á-á-á-á-á-á |

Dave Stark
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Posted - 2014.04.01 18:26:00 -
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looking at all the threads going up in F&I, they are being very subtle about it... or they don't have april fools in iceland.
edit: looking at the F&I threads, i HOPE they have it... |

Josef Djugashvilis
Acme Mining Corporation
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Posted - 2014.04.01 19:57:00 -
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No, but the new order CODE folk tend to treat every day as April fool's day and act accordingly. This is not a signature. |

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
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Posted - 2014.04.01 20:01:00 -
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Tryaz wrote:"Patch notes for EVE Online: Rubicon 1.3.7 Released on Tuesday, April 1st, 2014
FIXES Miscellaneous
Various fixes have been deployed to make New Eden a better place for everyone."
Obviously no one has had a chance to log in and check yet but I'm gunna hazard a guess that these very bare patch notes might be a cover for an April Fool prank by CCP.
I don't imagine the April Fools joke thing going down well on a Viking long boat in the past.
You know it's all fun and games until someone gets and axe lodged in his skull. Bring back DEEEEP Space! |

Felicity Love
STARKRAFT
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Posted - 2014.04.01 23:23:00 -
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Hint... push the exit button, in your Captains Quarters, five times to find out what the patch did. 
... and I was just saying the other day, "Damn, I miss Soundwave"....
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Winchester Steele
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Posted - 2014.04.01 23:25:00 -
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Felicity Love wrote:Hint... push the exit button, in your Captains Quarters, five times to find out what the patch did. 
Wtf is a captain's quarters? ... |

Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
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Posted - 2014.04.01 23:29:00 -
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Winchester Steele wrote:Felicity Love wrote:Hint... push the exit button, in your Captains Quarters, five times to find out what the patch did.  Wtf is a captain's quarters?
a.k.a. the Captain's Closet. That place you go when you click the blue "Enter Captain's Quarters" button in Station Services.
It was the crown jewel of a really successful role-playing expansion a couple years ago.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |

Winchester Steele
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Posted - 2014.04.01 23:34:00 -
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Doc Fury wrote:Winchester Steele wrote:Felicity Love wrote:Hint... push the exit button, in your Captains Quarters, five times to find out what the patch did.  Wtf is a captain's quarters? a.k.a. the Captain's Closet. That place you go when you click the blue "Enter Captain's Quarters" button in Station Services. It was the crown jewel of a really successful role-playing expansion a couple years ago.
Hmm. Been playing for four years and never heard of it. If I can play space barbies in there sign me up.  ... |

ButtFungus
SOONWAFFE
22
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Posted - 2014.04.02 00:31:00 -
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OK, so I log in, and browser bookmarks don't appear on the Neocomm anymore. Click the "E" (neocomm menu) at the top, hover over accessories and another menu opens, hover over Browser bookmarks. Yesterday I had a list of Bookmarks open up, today I don't.
Oh Wait -
"Patch notes for EVE Online: Rubicon 1.3.7 Released on Tuesday, April 1st, 2014 FIXES Miscellaneous Various fixes have been deployed to make New Eden a better place for everyone."
I get it! It's an April Fool's Joke. CCP BROKE things, then posted a message saying they FIXED things.
Silly CCP |

Higgs Foton
4S Corporation Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2014.04.02 00:33:00 -
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They probably have changed all the sounds to the sounds villagers make in minecraft.
But since everybody plays with the sound off nobody noticed.
:CCP: |

Nimrod vanHall
Martyr's Vengence Nulli Secunda
74
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Posted - 2014.04.02 04:29:00 -
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Higgs Foton wrote:They probably have changed all the sounds to the sounds villagers make in minecraft.
But since everybody plays with the sound off nobody noticed.
:CCP: What eve has sound? |
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