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Rudy Metallo
Chaos Reborn
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Posted - 2007.05.29 10:56:00 -
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Me n' two of my corpies were bringing donw a hyperion, in a Brutix and two raxes. So all of the sudden oiur brutix pilot says he's doing like no damage at all. So about halfway through the fight, he goes "OH! I only pressed f1 and f2."
Needless to say, I couldn't get a lock on the pod from being blinded by tears of laughter. Say what? |
Rooker
Lysian Enterprises United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2007.05.29 16:17:00 -
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Originally by: SwindonBadger Thank u npcs for saving me from the evil people.
lol...
Reminds me of what happened to a friend of mine a while back. He miraculously managed to kill a Malediction in a belt with a Rifter. While he was scooping up the T2/Faction loot, a cruiser rat popped him. Amazingly, while he waiting out the timer in station, somebody came along and popped all the rats but left his can alone. Everything he'd looted survived both explosions.
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VaderDSL
Caldari Incoherent Inc
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Posted - 2007.05.29 16:58:00 -
[303]
Couple of mine
First off back in the day in Lonetrek around Pakkonen, I used to go in there in my Tech 1 rifter looking for fun, when one day (this is probably my first pvp experience) a kestrel is at the first belt, he warps off and says 1v1 at Planet 6?
I agree and warp to him, he targets me, I target back and I rip him to pieces so I am now feeling very smug and invincible, I go over to his can when a Brutix lands on top of me I wish I could say I killed him in a Tech 1 rifter but I died very very fast.
Funny thing was, a few days later I was in my mission Raven, travelling on autopilot while reading a book, when I noticed his name in local, I had previously looked up what kill rights were all about, so I disengaged autopilot and started going to all the stations, I found him undocked AFK in an Iteron V full of local hull expanded cargo expanders I started firing hoping to god he wouldnt dock or warp off (no disruptor)
He died I put all the expanders up at the station he was AFK outside of and he bought them all back off me. Most profitable Rifter ever!!
Another time, coming out of 0.0 somewhere I was travelling in my pod, it was early morning and my route took me through N-Rael, it'll be fine!
I jump into N-rael into one great big fecking bubble camp, many dozens of people so I think ****!!!! my +3's!!! Then I look closer and I am actually in the very small gap between overlapping bubbles :D I hit warp and I decloak and warp out! I was gobsmacked, the gap was probably only the size of a rookie ship
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Phyneas
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.05.29 20:17:00 -
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A while after Goonfleet retreated from XZH in Cloud Ring, I needed to move the jump clone I'd left in the station there. I clonejumped to it, and figured instead of just self-destructing to podjump back, I'd go out fighting, so I grabbed one of my spare T1 Rifters with a standard tackling setup and undocked, intending to find someone to make a kamikaze run against. My search didn't take long, since there was an Ares hanging around outside the station. I immediatly locked him and attacked...and he sat there doing nothing while I took him to half armor or so. Finally, he noticed that he was getting raped by a Rifter and started shooting back. He wasn't doing much damage to me, though, and I had him almost dead. Then, as he started moving off the station, my ship bumped into one of the pylons and stopped dead, allowing him to slip out of web range. He promptly zipped off to 30km or so while my ship was still spinning in circles, lobbed a couple more missiles at me, then warped off.
Disappointed at my failure to either get myself blown up or kill an AFK interceptor, I started hunting for someone else to shoot at. However, I was unable to find any other hostiles in space. I headed for the gate, figuring I'd have better luck elsewhere. As I came out of warp, however, a familiar name showed up on my overview: the very same Ares pilot, now sitting on the gate in jump range, evidently waiting for me to try to make my escape. Of course, I had other plans. I engaged him again and this time he wasted no time in returning fire. However, his missiles were still doing little damage to me, while my autocannons were putting a hurting on him. This time, I didn't run into any structures and he was unable to escape. He exploded while I was barely into structure.
I was rather baffled that I'd just killed an interceptor with a T1 Rifter and so-so skills, but the killmail and loot soon revealed the reason. This particular Ares was armed only with FoF missiles. Yes, that was all he had in his hold except some ammo for his single railgun. He was also fitting an auto targeting module, which of course is an essential component of any FoF missile interceptor build... :D All of his fittings were T1 and most were unnamed (I think he had one 'Malkuth' launcher). The best part, though, was that when I engaged him at the gate, he had full armor and structure, which means he'd docked up and repaired after our first battle, and, despite almost getting blown up by a T1 Rifter once, didn't change ships, switch to better fittings, or even load some real missiles before undocking and trying to camp me into the system alone.
I ended up flying that Rifter to A-S, and I'm pretty sure it's still there to this day, since I haven't been back to that part of Syndicate for a while.
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Isis Furion
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Posted - 2007.05.30 14:05:00 -
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Edited by: Isis Furion on 30/05/2007 14:06:57 Was jet mining Jaspet in low sec in an Osprey.....when a punisher warps in on top of me and opens fire.
Now consider.... my first instinct when attacked in these situations is to immediately try and flee. I'm already alignged and attempt to warp.....but I get a message that an attempt is being made to warp scramble. For a second or two it looks like I'm going to be able to make it out before being locked down......no such luck....I'm tackled.
By this time a few seconds have gone by and I look at my shields and realize I'm stil at a little over half shields and I get a message in local from the guy demanding a ransom.
So I loose a couple drones, and open fire with my lone launcher...took the poor guy's shields and armour out so fast he didn't have time to react. The last volley got him as he was trying to warp out.
I let his pod go....and he told me in local he was new to the game and new to pirating.....but he wanted to give it a go... (Sure enough he was only about 3 days old)
Felt so bad for the guy that I let him collect his can in his noob ship.
Had another guy get PO in the same system weeks later when he failed to kill my badger with a nano-thron (called me a stab w****) in local.
PS. (I later renamed that badger stab w**** I found it so amusing)
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Pokerizer
BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2007.06.04 02:41:00 -
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Edited by: Pokerizer on 04/06/2007 02:43:57 funniest thing i would have to say was in Ammamake, looking for some small gankage, warped into a belt in a vexor, arazu uncloakes 30k out and scrams damps me and starts shooting, thorax warps in starts shooting me. the arazu starts shooting the thorax and me. i launch drones and go after the thorax, then another thorax warps in and starts after the arazu. now if this wasnt alread bad enough rats spawn and start agro'n all of us. Well story ends with me killing the thorax, arazu killing me, wish i could have seen what happend between the other thorax and the arazu lol.
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Kaldaine
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2007.06.04 11:20:00 -
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Was in a rupture following a wartarget in a raven towards jita right before downtime. Wartarget dissapeared into Jita and I sat camping the gate hoping for something. Just before I log off for bed the same wartarget I had followed to Jita appears in local. I wait for him to uncloak and as soon as I do I lock and head towards him. I was a bit confused when the ship I locked turned out to be a Charon as I had never seen one in 0.0.
It takes a long time to take out a Charon with a T1 Rupture.
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Ace101
Dark Knights of Deneb Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2007.06.04 12:14:00 -
[308]
How To: ransom a carrier in a condor
Brute Force Film |
MINERALMAN
UA Industry Red Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.04 12:21:00 -
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Edited by: MINERALMAN on 04/06/2007 12:20:38 Start Time 2007.03.07 21:07 End Time 2007.03.07 22:32 Location 0-W778
http://killboard.red-alliance.info/?op=fleet&name=53
it was...yarrrrr
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Wesley Baird
Ever Flow FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.04 15:25:00 -
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Funniest moment was early in my young eve carrier...
Small band of trouble makers flying around 0.0, me in my EW Blackbird, my corpies in a Myrmidon and two Hurricanes (they were all T2 fitted). We made it close to N-Rael when we spot a couple of Roadkill (I believe it was Roadkill, I could be wrong) attacking a friendly...one was in an inty, the other in an ishtar.
We warp in like the calvary, the hostiles break off their attack, the friendly escapes. Since we have the edge, we go in and attack! I am landing jams left right and center! All I hear over comms is "Im going down", over and over again...in the end we had 4 pods sitting in a safe, trying to figure out WTF went on...
It becomes clear, I landed perfect jams on each of my corpies...lol
The hostiles I am sure laughed their asses off as I appeared on each of the killmails...
At least I have never made that mistake again...lol
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Garat Mant
Minmatar Moons of Pluto
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Posted - 2007.06.04 18:01:00 -
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Originally by: Wesley Baird It becomes clear, I landed perfect jams on each of my corpies...
You, Sir, are a prince among men. I will send you the bill for my pepsi-soaked sleeve.
-G
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Typhado3
Ashen Lion Mining and Production Consortium FREGE Alliance
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Posted - 2007.06.05 02:33:00 -
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got a few that are funny.
was in the middle of a pvp op and one of my corp mates started snoring on ventrilo. he was snoring so loud the fc had to shout his orders. eventually we got someone to move him out of the channel (not before putting him in a few other channels to give people some laughs).
later end of a pvp op. all of a sudden I guy starts talking on ventrilo. he had just woken up after falling asleep and he was 7 jumps from the rest of the fleet and he had no idea how he had got there..... we had been on defence and hadn't moved from our home system.
not pvp but testing my logistics ship in missions: we are doing a lvl 3 mission against drones it's my friend in a drake and me in a basalisk. we get down to the last drone and I decide to put my remote reppers on the drone. 5 minutes later my friend starts saying how this drone has one hell of a tank.... 5 minutes after that another corp mate warps in to help us out and I told him what I was doing =).
My Opinions are my own, not my corp's, not my friend's, and not my pet fedo's
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Rimhawk
Caldari Vengeance 8 Interceptors
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Posted - 2007.06.05 09:52:00 -
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I remember an old one that was supposed to be PvE but turned into PvP.... well kind of anyway.
We were doing a mining op (in empire) and one of our guys is acting as a guard against ore thieves and rats. He's happily sitting in his brandnew ship in the belt (think it was a BC), shooting rats as they appear (and being a bit drunk I suspect). Coincidentally, a few days before we'd told him about officer spawns and named rats in 0.0 belts and such.
Suddenly a neutral covetor warps to our belt, looking for a place to mine. Our corp mate locks on, starts shooting and yells 'DIIIEEEE!'. And we're all like: WTF?!?!?
A few moments later our corp mate is sitting in his pod and there is a very surprised and nervous covetor pilot in local. Our pilot's reaction: "I thought he was one of those named rats!".
. Rimhawk Livetech
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't." |
Waut
0utbreak
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Posted - 2007.06.05 10:00:00 -
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Edited by: Waut on 05/06/2007 09:59:48 Wanted to relocate my faction fitted Astarte and didn't noticed that the autopilot sends me trough a 0.0 chokepoint (which offcourse happened to be camped at the time)
Actually, that wasn't really funny
In Soviet EVE, roids pop YOU
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AvanCade
Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2007.06.05 10:03:00 -
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So many moments bah...but nvm the latest one was a few months ago when TCF/UNL + co where siegeing 0oyz-, bob jumped into system and we started engaging on the D6SK- gate, jesus was it laggy, anyway the fight was almost over and we were getting the last remenants of the left over fleet locked down when i caught a hostile raven jumping into R97- from 0oyz-, basic instinct i follow persuit.
Comms: Me: Guys i have a raven scrambled on the 0oyz- gate in D6SK- gate need backup FC: Dude wtf are you doing, do you realise how many hostiles in local there, you will be dead before we get to you. Me: Oh **** 150!!!!
Incomes all his support to the gate lol, i had to bail :D
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